Chapter 6: Quit It
"You said that this handprint on my back was left by a ghost?" Bai Shuang's eyes were bigger than a bull's eye.
"That's right." Xie Ling picked up the teacup and took a sip.
Xu Dazhi leaned behind Bai Shuang and looked at it: "Are you so sure?" ”
Xie Ling laughed: "The big slap of the seventh master is also unique in the underworld. I am very familiar with his old man, and when I was practicing in the underworld, I followed him for a while. He is a rough temper, and when he encounters such an out-of-tune ghost, he will be really angry, and he will slap him with a big slap, and he can fan you off a piece of good fortune with a slap, and he can beat a person back to a beast alive. ”
Xu Dazhi and Bai Shuang looked at each other, but they were really powerless to complain. Looking at Xie Ling like this, he doesn't look like a madman, he speaks politely and politely, but how he listened to what he said just now is out of tune, like making up a novel. He also said that he had practiced in the underworld? Such an absurd and nonsensical thing, but it is said in a serious way, believe it or not.
Xu Dazhi said: "According to Master's meaning, there is really a hell in this world?" ”
Xie Ling took a sip of tea and said, "How can I say this, I really can't answer you in human language." Its existence is no longer a concept that you understand or not, but ...... For example, if I have a philosophical masterpiece in the original Hegelian German, you have to ask me to translate it in the indigenous Congolese language and explain it. Then I really can't. ”
"You mean, the range of words in the indigenous Congolese language is no longer decipherable and incomprehensible, such a profound philosophical thought?" Xu Dazhi said.
"Barely that can be understood. This is not a question of whether it is high or not, but it is not a dimensional thinking surface at all. Forget it, let's not discuss this issue for now, I'll pull out the yin poison for Brother Bai. Xie Ling got up and went to the kitchen, and I didn't know what he was doing. After a short time, I could smell a rich aroma of wine wafting from inside.
Xie Ling walked out, holding a delicate copper basin in his hand. There were two towels in the basin, and something was wrapped in them, steaming hot, and the aroma of wine was bubbling.
Xie Ling picked up a towel and unfolded it, Xu Dazhi and Bai Shuang saw that it was actually wrapped in steamed rice, and there were a bunch of white flowers. Xie Ling quickly wrapped the towel around Bai Shuang's shoulder, and the side of the rice was firmly pressed against the black handprint.
Bai Shuang's scalding teeth: "Hot, hot......"
Xie Ling firmly buttoned the ends of the handkerchief so that it could be tied around his shoulders. Xu Dazhi said angrily: "You just bear with it, the medicine is bitter." ”
Xie Ling took out the towel again, and wrapped the other arm in this way.
Bai Shuang hung two thick flower towels, which were not hot at this time, and sat on the rattan chair with a peaceful face, with a very peaceful and comfortable expression, just like a sauna.
Xie Ling washed his hands and said: "It is glutinous rice, and steaming it with the wine I brewed can pull out poison and drive away evil spirits." It will take an hour for this pluck to go to the roots. Just the two of you don't leave at noon, and take a sip of wine and meat at my place. ”
Xu Dazhi coughed and said, "Master Xie, do you see how much of this is needed...... How much does it cost? ”
"Haha." Xie Ling smiled: "It's just a gesture, what kind of consultation fee do you want." ”
Xu Dazhi gave a thumbs up: "Exquisite." ”
Xie Ling smiled and waved his hand: "Drink tea and drink tea, yellow and white things are too cheesy, I won't wait to see that thing." I'll cook in a moment and let the two of you see my craft. ”
After chatting for a while, Xie Ling asked them what was going on. Xu Dazhi did not hide it, and talked about what happened at Xu Tong's house yesterday step by step. Xu Dazhi was born as a writer, and storytelling is his strength, not only with rich expressions and realistic body movements, but also with rich expressions and realistic body movements, he told this matter vividly and terrifyingly.
When it came to the hanging black cat, Xie Ling said: "The dog is dead and the water is flowing, and the cat is hanging from the tree." The family understands quite well. ”
Xu Dazhi hurriedly asked what it meant.
Xie Ling said: "This is the attention of southern Fujian." When a dog dies, it is to be put in the water and let it go, and when a cat is dead, it is to be hung on the treetops. This is to prevent these two animals from being haunted by evil spirits after they die. Especially the black cat, which has been the most evil thing since ancient times, is a ghost cat with nine lives. Hanging it up, as the woman said, can completely trap the cat's soul. ”
Xu Dazhi continued, and when he talked about the strange house and the shrine, Xie Ling's face, which had not been very serious, suddenly became serious. He asked Xu Dazhi to depict as many details as possible. Listening to this, he stood up, walked around twice with his hands behind his back, and suddenly asked, "Do you remember the melody of the piece they played?" ”
Xu Dazhi took a sip of tea, thought about it, and then began to hum the melody softly. Although it is absurd, you can still hear that smell.
Xie Ling's expression was very solemn: "This is not Buddhist music, it is a requiem." ”
"Oh? What kind of music is that? ”
"Simply put, it's not music. The earliest originated from the sacrificial cry in the ceremony, to put it bluntly, this song is, "Jieling paused:" The rune used to summon ghosts. ”
When Xu Dazhi heard this, he burned his mouth and quickly put down the tea bowl.
Xie Ling nodded: "This family is not simple, they are in a private altar and recruit ghosts by themselves." No wonder you can see the Seventh Master. Look for trouble! He finally gave a two-word evaluation.
"The Yin Altar, also known as the Ghost Altar, can be understood as a kind of dojo. It is the temporary residence and entrance and exit of the underworld for the yin soul to visit the yang world. To set up this kind of altar, in addition to the subtlety of the mana of the mage who practices the law, you must greet the four great gods of the East Hell Hall and allow you to do it before you can do it. Set up a private altar of yin, summon ghosts by yourself, break yin and yang, bad vitality, evil magic, and evil arts! Xie Ling said.
Xu Dazhi was stunned when he heard this, and just wanted to say something, when suddenly the phone rang.
Bai Shuang's phone rang, and it was inconvenient for him to answer it now, so he pouted at Xu Dazhi Nunu and asked him to take out his mobile phone.
Xu Dazhi walked over and took the phone out of Bai Shuang's pants pocket. After connecting, a hoarse voice came from inside: "Is it Editor Bai?" ”
Xu Dazhi couldn't explain for a while, so he had to say vaguely: "Yes." ”
"Hello, I'm Liu Yang's father."
Xu Dazhi came to the spirit: "It turned out to be an uncle, what's the matter?" ”
Liu Yang's father said on the phone that when it was time to visit the day after tomorrow, the hospital had approved a slip allowing Bai Shuang to visit Liu Yang. Liu Yang already knew about this and was waiting for him to come.
Xu Dazhi winked at Baishuang, which meant that the matter was done.
After hanging up the phone, Xu Dazhi said the content of the phone again, Bai Shuang smiled, and his face was relieved.
"Do you know Liu Yang?" Xie Ling said.
"yes. Could it be that Master Xie also knows? Xu Dazhi asked curiously.
A slight smile appeared on Xie Ling's face: "There have been several encounters. Very interesting people. He didn't say anything more.
Xie Ling didn't want to say more, and Xu Dazhi didn't want to continue talking. He hasn't seen Liu Yang before, who knows what kind of dick he looks like.
After chatting for a while, talking about Bai Shuang's various manifestations of vomiting and dizziness at that time, Xie Ling said: "This is possession." ”
"Huh?" Bai Shuang and Xu Dazhi looked at him together.
Xie Ling said: "You remember this, in the future, when you go to any unclean place, as long as you feel nauseous and dizzy, it is a precursor to possession, and you can run quickly." Brother Bai still had a feeling of being torn apart at that time, that is, the Yin Spirit was driving your soul out of the body, and he wanted to occupy the magpie's nest. The Seventh Master gave you these two slaps, which is a warning to let you leave quickly. ”
Bai Shuang's face had an ugly expression, and it took a long time to breathe a sigh of relief: "I picked up a life?" ”
"Brother Bai, if I ask about privacy, can you tell me directly?" Xie Ling asked.
"Please."
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
Both of them were stunned, Bai Shuang didn't know what he meant by asking, and hesitated and said, "No." ”
Xie Ling said: "You usually have the habit of blasphemy, right?" Hurry up and find a girlfriend. The yang fire in your body is too weak now, is it burning at night and tired during the day? Nothing to eat, weak limbs, can't lift your spirits? Let's stop blaspheming. Otherwise, the fortune will get lower and lower, and the yin soul will love to find people like you to suck yang energy, even if you are peerless, you will be corrupted little by little. That's why in the Yin Altar Dojo, the ghost doesn't look for Brother Dazhi but for you. ”
Bai Shuang's face was red, his ears were red, he couldn't say a word, and he sat on a chair and looked at the seven lotus lamps in a daze.
Xie Ling is very measured, seeing him like this, he knows what is on his mind, don't say more, pat him: "Come to me if you have something in the future, it's okay." As long as I'm at home, you're always welcome. ”
He looked at his watch: "It's not early, the two of you sit down first, and I'll cook you two specialty dishes." ”
Although Xu Dazhi is Bai Shuang's friend, he is embarrassed to hurt him at this time. He knew that Bai Shuang had a girlfriend before, but later thought he earned too little and ran away with other men. Maybe Bai Shuang has been breathing and hasn't come out, so there is no way to vent.
Xu Dazhi whispered: "We are about to find Liu Yang, make his order, a beautiful girl with a lot of tickets, and I am not for you to enjoy." ”
Bai Shuang snorted and laughed: "Beast." ”
made his gloomy friend laugh, Xu Dazhi still had a sense of accomplishment. There was a "snort" in the kitchen, and the bell was stir-frying, and the fragrance came out, and the saliva of both people came down. Xu Dazhi put his hands behind his back, hummed a little song, walked all over the ground, and walked to the shrine in front of him.
The shrine was built like a stage, and it was filled with all kinds of offerings. What incense burner, candlestick, fan, brass bell...... Many of the little things are so delicate that you can't put them down. Xu Dazhi was measured, and did not dare to move around, but looked at it curiously.
That's when he noticed something strange. It was a pocket-sized black coffin with a blue charm on it. On the rune paper, a black stone with a very strange shape was pressed.