Lin Yin got up from the ground and said, "This thing is too difficult! Let's take a day off first, and we'll save this brain-staking thing until tomorrow. Maybe God will be happy and reward us with a corpse. ”

"Dream your big spring and autumn dreams!" Shangguan rolled his eyes strangely. None of us could have imagined that Lin Yin's joke would become a prophecy.

Uncle Dumb and I have a good heart, and what I prepare for dinner is the hot pot I want to eat these days. In the mandarin duck pot, on one side is a fiery red and tumbling spicy soup base, and on the other side is a fragrant pork bone soup.

On the table are all kinds of freshly cut fish fillets, and of course, there are also hot pot regulars lamb slices, beef slices, and beef shutters. In addition, there are various kinds of meatballs such as tribute balls, shrimp balls, and beef tendon balls. All kinds of mushrooms that we can think of are also put on the table. Lettuce leaves with water droplets whet your appetite. In the end, Uncle Dumb also served a large dustpan of oysters and a large basket of two-finger-thick prawns.

"Dumb uncle...... What are you stimulated by? "How do I think he's coming to greet us with his last meal?

The dumb uncle smiled and gestured in sign language, which meant that you have worked hard and need to eat something good. Hu Zhouzhou and Pan Zi were sweating profusely and gobbling up. Hu Zhouzhou was so busy that he didn't forget to take the time to give a thumbs up to his dumb uncle.

Lin Yin said: "! Your Heavenly Dao Hall is doing a good business! It can withstand this way of eating. I laughed and cried, and said, "We don't usually do that." ”

Shangguan shouted strangely: "How can you do without food and wine?" Bring the wine! The monk also shouted: "If you want to burn the knife, don't take it if it's not strong!" ”

I said, "Aren't you a monk all the time?" Is it really good to drink wine and eat meat at the same time? ”

Forget the monk and say: "Lao Tzu is not a Buddhist monk, and he is not restricted by their messy rules!" ”

I found out that I was ignorant: "Isn't it a Buddhist monk who can be called a monk?" "What so much nonsense! Lao Tzu said yes! Hurry up and get the wine! As soon as the monk slapped the table, several plates of ingredients jumped up.

Wipe! This Lu Zhishen!

In order to avoid becoming a town in Kansai, I hurriedly said, "Dumb uncle, sit down and eat." Panzi! Hurry up and go out and buy the whole good wine for the two masters! ”

Hu Zhouzhou took out a stack of red tickets and a card and handed them to Pan Zi, and carefully instructed: "Only buy expensive ones, don't buy the right ones!" ”

Pan Zi came out in response, and half an hour later, he brought back a bunch of tall foreign wine and a few bottles of our national liquor, Wuliangye.

I couldn't drink enough, so I drank half a bottle of Wuliangye and fell down with honor. At the beginning, I could still hear them shouting and drinking each other in a daze. Then I felt my head buzzing, as if everything in the world had left me.

I don't know how long it took, but my consciousness slowly returned. I vaguely heard someone moving around the room. I opened my eyes and found myself lying in a large figure on the living room floor. Everyone else slumped and fell drunk nearby.

Everybody's drunk? Then there would be no footsteps. Eighty percent of it was a dream. My head was still dizzy, and I rolled over to continue sleeping.

"Knock, knock, knock......" is really footsteps! Footsteps were coming from upstairs. Nima is a thief!

I got up from the ground with a grunt and staggered to go upstairs. Hey? The stairs are clearly in front, why can't you step on them? The world before me was blurry and swirling. I felt sick and didn't have time to rush to the toilet, so I threw up just a bite over my head.

A shallow amount of alcohol will ruin your life! I have to find a helper. I pushed the drunken guys on the ground with my hands and feet. As a result, those guys were all like dead, and they couldn't move no matter how they pushed. When I looked up, I was shocked to find that all the bottles on the table were empty!

NND, these guys are so admirable. They are all fighting with their lives!

Forget it, aren't you a thief? Lao Tzu can do it alone! Why am I so brave all of a sudden? Hehe, what, as the saying goes, wine is bold and courageous......

I stumbled up to the second floor, hand on and foot, and vaguely saw a man rummaging through the room.

I yelled, "Who the are you?" Dare to steal from Lao Tzu's territory! ”

The man turned out to be a beginner, and when I scolded him like this, he lost his soul in an instant, and he panicked and tried to escape. If I'm still a little sober, I'll definitely let him go. However, at that time, the alcohol was in the brain, and without thinking about anything, he rushed over to stop the person, and raised his fist is a punch. I punched hard, but unfortunately it missed. The momentum took me out. I didn't stand still and fell and ate.

When it touched the floor, I didn't have the strength to get up anymore. That's it, that's it, it doesn't matter if he's a thief or not. Take what you like, take what you want. Lao Tzu is going to sleep.

It was a deep sleep. Even when someone pushes me hard, I don't want to open my eyes. Wait, someone pushed me?

I struggled to raise my heavy eyelids and found that Lin Yin, Hu Zhouzhou, and Shangguan were all standing next to me.

I immediately went back to sleep with my eyes closed. Dissatisfied, he said, "Isn't it fun to watch other people sleep?" You didn't sleep much better last night! ”

"Master!" Hu Zhouzhou's voice trembled a little.

Why can opening your eyes be a torturous thing? I continued to close my eyes and said, "What are you doing? ”

"Master, look!" Hu Zhouzhou: What's wrong?

I got up from the ground, rubbed my eyes, and said, "Look...... Wipe! Who is this man? "I caught a glimpse of a man lying on my left hand side as well. That man was something I'd never seen before. I trembled and said, "He shouldn't be ......," Hu Zhouzhou said, "He's dead." ”

"I didn't do it!" I subconsciously explained it for myself. How did I end up here? Oh yes, I heard footsteps upstairs, so I came up and checked. I threw a punch at the uninvited guest, but it didn't hit him.

How did this man die inexplicably? The sudden appearance of a corpse in the house is no joke! "Call the police! I'm sure the police can prove that I had nothing to do with this man's death! Eighty percent of this thief was too psychologically tolerant and was scared to death by me. "I didn't feel sleepy and looked for my phone everywhere.

Shangguan patted me on the shoulder weirdly and said, "Don't call the police." ”

"Don't call the police? A person died suddenly in the house, and it would be even more difficult to explain if it was found out later if the police were not called. I said.

Shangguan strangely stepped forward to inspect the thief's corpse and said, "Don't you think this is the will of heaven? We were in need of a corpse for your family to take away, when an unknown corpse suddenly appeared. ”

"You mean ......"

"That's right. Using this corpse to kill your family's soul will not deprive others of their right to live, but will also save you from murder. Wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone? ”