Chapter 13 The Fat Man Who Lives Sadly
"Fatty, your dad is no longer human" As soon as the old man of the system said this sentence in the fat man's mind, the fat man immediately became angry, and immediately countered in his consciousness: "You are not a human, your whole family is not a human."
The old man of the system said excitedly in the fat man's consciousness: "Fat man, I'm not scolding your dad for not being human, I'm saying that your dad can no longer be regarded as an ordinary human race now!"
The fat man was shocked: "What's wrong with my dad?" You dead old man, tell me, what's wrong with my dad"? It's about his own father, and the fat man hurriedly asked the old man of the system for clarification.
The old man laughed evilly in the fat man's mind: "Fatty, don't get excited, this is a good thing, didn't you notice that your father is much younger and stronger now, how can you say it?" Remember what my brother said to you, now the aura of heaven and earth is so strong, since yesterday someone has begun to awaken the bloodline of the ancient witch clan in the body, this is the case with your father. It seems that he should have awakened his bloodline."
The fat man is worried about his life, the awakening of the Wu bloodline, and his superpowers? The fat man would never have thought that it had been less than a day since the end of the world, and how could this succession of good things fall on his own head, and he has an exchange system against the sky, needless to say, his father has become a superman. God, thank you Maria Ozawa, oh no, it's the Virgin Mary, thank God, my family is really shit lucky. Hehe, Le's fat man can't open his eyes, if this person is lucky, all good things have been found. It's really refreshing for people to be in good spirits at happy events. Even the stunning beauties who are usually rare to see met the two of them at once, and they all followed their brother back to the village for refuge. Hehe, I'm looking forward to developing something bloody in the future.
Just when the fat man was in the middle of Yiyin, the annoying voice of the old man in the system sounded again: "Fat man, don't say that my brother didn't remind you, you haven't completed the task that my brother gave you, kill three hundred zombies and get three hundred crystal nuclei." After the task is completed, the exchange system for saviors is officially launched, and various tasks are issued. The first savior can also be appointed."
The fat man is very bullish now: "Isn't it just 300 zombies?" Meaningless, I'll go eat something first, and then sleep well, kill zombies, let's talk about it tomorrow, tomorrow, I can kill as many as I want." The fat man saw his mother beckoning him over for dinner, and immediately said to the old man of the system in a hurry. Jumped all the way at a trot.
Wu Baoan and the three of them have unceremoniously sat in the pile of people and eaten, there are five cauldrons in the middle of the auditorium, which are golden millet porridge, several large baskets of steamed buns, nothing else, just this everyone still eats quite fragrant, can it not be fragrant? Since the accident last night, most people have eaten nothing, and now is the first meal they eat. The fat man took a bowl of porridge, took two big steamed buns from the big basket on the side, squatted on the side and ate them in a big gulp. The fat man's father and mother couldn't help laughing when they looked at the sweetness that the fat man ate and devoured. The fat man's mother gently patted the fat man's back: "Eat slowly, don't choke" The fat man looked up at his mother, nodded, and puffed out two high cheeks, shook off his arms and ate big. Xiaolan, who was holding a small half bowl of porridge and half a steamed bun on the side, was eating slowly there, looked at the appearance of the fat man, looked at the fat man and said with a smile: "Hmph, foodie." In a word, many people around him burst into laughter. Xiao Yi next to him gently hammered Xiaolan, glared at her angrily, and then looked at the fat man's foodie appearance, and couldn't help but snort and laugh. The fat man heard everyone's laughter, and rolled his eyes at Miss Xiaolan, the little girl knows a fart, brother is now a senior martial artist, you know no, the acquired master, it would be strange if you eat less. For the sake of being a beauty, my brother doesn't care about you.
Just when the fat man ate the seventh steamed bun, the old man of the system couldn't help it, and shouted to the fat man in his mind: "Fat man, you are really a foodie, you can eat so much." Don't eat it, brother has more important things for you to do." The fat man swallowed the last piece of steamed bread in his hand in one gulp, drank all the rice soup in the bowl, and comfortably took a full shelf. Lazily asked, "Brother Dun, what's the matter?"
The old man of the system looked at the fat man's appearance and became angry: "Fatty, let's eat, when you're full, get up and work quickly, kill zombies, kill monsters, complete tasks, upgrade, nothing less."
The fat man yawned and said nonchalantly: "Why don't you kill three hundred slow snail-like zombies, I'll do it tomorrow, kill as many as you want, and let me sleep now." Since yesterday, the fat man has been killing zombies and fighting monsters, and he hasn't slept much. I'm already sleepy now.
"Fatty, you're a pig, you have to go to bed when you're full, you want to sleep, you can, you can sleep when you're done." The old man was angry, and the consequences were serious. The fat man didn't have to sleep again, so he asked the old man of the system with a strong spirit: "Brother Dun, what's the job, hurry up, I'm done sleeping."
"You know sleep, no, tonight, you have to clean up all the zombies in the village. Otherwise, tomorrow will not be easy. Now the aura between heaven and earth is so rich that it is to death, today is the thirteenth day of the lunar calendar, it is the strongest few days of the power of the moon, one night has passed, and the cultivation of zombies and demon beasts has to step up to a level. If you wait for tomorrow, I'm afraid it won't be so easy to get, fatty, brother will give you a piece of advice, you are only the first level of the day after tomorrow, and you can be promoted to the middle level if you die of experience, with your current cultivation, against a group of demon beasts above the second level, you can only send them to death. Brother didn't want to live a little bit of life, so he caught a cold like this. Now my brother has officially told you, you must kill all the zombies and monsters around the village in one night, and rise to as many levels as possible. At least to the first level of innocence. As long as you enter the innate nature, you can stimulate the sword rays and destroy the sword qi. With the invincible and powerful lethality of the sword qi of the sword cultivation, even if you really encounter a third-level demon beast tomorrow, with the cultivation of your kid's innate realm, even if you can't beat it, you can retreat with your whole body. How's that, do it or not"?
, why don't you do it, although the fat man is stupid, but he is not stupid, he knows that the old man of the system is really good for him so anxious to let him go. It's just that so many people around here are crammed into the entire auditorium in a mess, and the thick big iron door is also locked with three or four locks, so how can the fat man get out?
When the fat man was scratching his head, the old man of the system spoke: "Fat man, brother has all kinds of talismans, exchange them for one at half price, or not, good things, earth escape talismans, you can use it three times, and you will benefit one hundred merit points, and my brother will give you fifty merit points at half price, how about it, fat man, do you want to exchange it?"
The fat man gritted his teeth and said, "Exchange, Yaya, you are a merchant." If I don't exchange it, how can I get out." At that moment, he pulled a quilt, hugged it to his parents and said: "Dad, mother, it's too crowded here, I can't sleep well, I went to sleep over there, I haven't slept for a day and a night, don't call me if it's okay, let me sleep well." The fat man pointed to a slightly empty corner on the east side of the auditorium, looking sleepy. My mother looked distressed: "Go, go, cover the quilt at night, don't catch a cold." The fat man hugged the quilt and walked to the corner of the wall.
After the fat man walked to the corner, he looked, hey, fortunately, several people around him were asleep, the fat man carefully opened the quilt, and his mind moved, the big travel bag in the demon refining pot was taken out by the fat man and stuffed into the quilt, it looked like someone was sleeping inside, after getting it, the fat man stretched out his left hand, and there was a yellow talisman in his hand, and with a slight shake, a yellow light rolled the fat man into the ground and disappeared.
At the same time, in a stinky ditch not far from the east of the village, the golden light flashed, and the fat man came out of the ground. I'm sick to death."
The white light flashed away, and the old man of the system floated out, and said with schadenfreude: "Fatty, what kind of character do you have, hahaha, you can win a jackpot in a while, laugh to death, hahaha."
The fat man was speechless, spit out a few mouthfuls of saliva, took out a bottle of mineral water from the demon refining pot, and washed it briefly. With a black face, carrying a large sword, and not speaking, he walked around the street, deliberately making a loud noise to attract the attention of the zombies.
Soon, a few zombies came out of the houses on the side of the street, not to mention, it's only been a short time, the speed of these zombies has become very different from yesterday, although it can't be said how fast, but between the walks, it is almost up to the walking speed of ordinary people. It's good to come. The fat man had nowhere to vent his anger, and he was depressed, shouting, dragging the big sword, and rushing towards the zombies.
The sword light flashed, the zombie fell to the ground crookedly like the wheat that was cut down, and with the fat man's shouting, the zombies who rushed to hear the news were endless, and the fat man unceremoniously met with a sword. The several major sword moves in the no-return swordsmanship are performed back and forth non-stop. It's like a marquee. Soon, the zombies gathered let the fat man kill them cleanly.
Zhangjiazhuang is built in a valley, the east and west sides are on the hillside, the middle of the village is a ravine, and the houses in the village are built with the same steps, layer by layer, with clear layers. The fat man searched for zombies and monsters along the streets, row by row, and the old man of the system reported the number of merits and experience points to the fat man once, saying that he could be upgraded again, and the fat man refused, what level is it now, and when the brother cleans up the corners and corners of the village, it is not too late to rise again.
Soon, there was only one northernmost street left in the village that was not cleaned up, the fat man was carrying a big sword, followed by the old man of the system who was happy and leisurely, and strode over, the fat man thought in his heart, after cleaning up these things, my brother should be able to go back to sleep, I was too sleepy, and if I didn't sleep, my brother really couldn't stand it.
Soon the street was cleaned up by the fat man to the first two households, the fat man easily chopped off the head of the last zombie, whistled, and shouted: "Brother Dun, hurry up and clean up, I'm sleepy, hurry up and pack up these crystal nuclei, let's go back to sleep early." When the fat man was sleepy and relaxed his vigilance, two huge black shadows rushed out of the courtyard on the left and right, and two long fangs stood in front of the head of the black shadow, and rushed towards the fat man, and the old man only had time to shout: The fat man is careful. I saw that the fat man was arched by the black shadow on the left, and he flew into the street in front of him.