"What a big man, it's not all the same now, come, drink water, damn, the treatment in this underworld is too bad, you are not allowed to drink wine, only water." The fat man shook his head and sighed, then looked at me and asked, "Just here?" ”

"Yes." I smiled and nodded.

"Dude, what did you do before?" The beggar asked curiously.

I thought for a moment and said, "Catch ghosts." ”

"How did the ghost catchers come to us?" The beggar looked at me strangely and said, "Didn't you say that the lower prefecture where you catch ghosts can have special treatment, and you can still be a civil servant in this prefecture, how cool." ”

The fat man hurriedly complimented and said: "Dude, awesome, it's just that the environment in this place is not good, if you want to change it to when I am alive, I must invite you to drink, otherwise you go to the second floor first and ask, if you can become a civil servant, how about helping me get a residence permit for the prefecture?" ”

The fat man and the beggar are indeed two people.

When the beggar heard that I was catching ghosts, he just sighed that I could be a civil servant in the underworld as a ghost catcher, which was amazing, and this fat man instantly thought of asking me to help him get the right of residence in the underworld, although the right of residence in the underworld is precious, but it is not difficult for the ghost to let people live in the underworld.

Often when ghosts meet their relatives and friends, they will let those who are willing to stay and live in the underworld.

"Do you still need to ask yourself about this? Where on the second floor? I asked strangely.

The fat man stood up and said, "Brother, I'll take you up." ”

Damn, I'm called my brother, this guy looks like he's forty or fifty years old, I'm only in my twenties, but it's not surprising, the underworld is actually very similar to the yang world, as long as you have the ability and ability, let alone being a brother, you can afford to be a grandfather, isn't that the real world?

"No need, I'll go up and ask myself." I stood up and walked to the second floor.

I don't want to be reincarnated, if I think about it, I guess few people are willing to be reincarnated, after all, reincarnation is equivalent to the disappearance of all the memories of the previous life, and the real one is dead.

Anyway, in a few decades, Brother Donkey, Da Kui Hongzhuo, they all have to come down to accompany me, it's just that Zhao Shanyu is a little troublesome, and zombies can't die.

I thought about it as I walked to the second floor.

On the second floor, there is a registration office for Mr. Yin and Yang on the left, and then a Taoist registration office on the right.

I walked to the registration office on the left, pushed open the door and walked in to take a look, inside was an old man who looked a little thinner, this old man was sitting on a Taishi chair, crossed Erlang's legs, humming a little song, and felt quite comfortable.

"Uncle, I just came here and registered." I smiled and said to the uncle.

The old man opened half of his eyes and looked at me and said, "Zhang Lingfeng, right?" ”

"Yes, yes." I also felt a little sad in my heart, I didn't expect that I was so famous, and everyone in the underworld knew about me.

Just when I was still stupefiing, the old man said: "I'm sorry, the boss said that if you come, you won't be allowed to register, and you will be reincarnated honestly." ”

"What's that?" As soon as I heard this, I felt something was wrong in my heart and asked, "Is it Bai Wuchang's old grandson?" ”

"Young man, you see that your temper is so impulsive, I have been a ghost in the underworld for hundreds of years, I would like to advise you, Lord Bai and Lord Black are in the underworld, except for the King of the Earth and the King of the Ten Palaces, the words of the two of them are holy decrees, since Lord Bai does not let you be a ghost, you will honestly reincarnate, and Mr. Yin and Yang can be reincarnated, if you talk nonsense again, provoke Lord Bai, and throw yourself into the animal path, and you must not die unjustly?"

"Grass, old grandson." I gasped, clenched my fists, reincarnated? , uncle, I don't want to really die.

"I'm going to find Bai Impermanence." As soon as I stomped my feet, I rushed down to the second floor, trying to rush out of the rebirth stack, but two ghosts wearing ancient black official clothes suddenly appeared at the door and stopped me, both of them looked quite young, twenty or thirty years old.

One of them said expressionlessly: "If you enter the rebirth inn, you are not allowed to leave, and if you want to leave, you can only be sent to reincarnation after seven days." ”

"You two are going to stop me, aren't you?" I pinched the recipe and said: "Five, the heroes of the Ze, drive away evil spirits and keep going." ”

But there was no wind blowing out, and the two ghosts looked at each other strangely, and one of them said, "You should be reading the innate gossip edict, do you know Taoism?" ”

"Nonsense." I scolded, "Let Bai Wuchang's old grandson come to see me." ”

"Even if you knew Taoism before you were alive, and now that you're dead, you're just a lonely soul, and is Lord Bai a casual sight you see? Since you know Taoism, you can honestly go to the second floor to register, and wait for the ghost card to restore the Taoism before you died. One of them turned around and walked to the gate, while the other shook his head and walked back.

I remember when I came down differently.

I suddenly understood, I was only through the yin before, and I wasn't really dead, so I could use the Dao technique, but after a person died, the Dao technique couldn't be used in the underworld, so there had to be some ghost bad cards.

Grass.

I clenched my fists tightly, did I just go to reincarnate like this?

I sat down on the fat man's table with a depressed ass.

The fat man smiled and asked, "Dude, is it done?" The back of the confrontation between you and those two ghosts just now, the part-time job is handsome. ”

"Don't pat me on the back, I'm not interested, and I can't apply for a ghost." I sighed.

"What's wrong?" The fat man asked suspiciously.

"I offended Bai Impermanence when I was alive, and now the old grandson is taking revenge on me, grass." I couldn't help but curse.

The beggar shook his head: "Oh, you're really unlucky, so ah, the key to being a man is not to offend people." ”

After saying that, the beggar stood up and sat down at another table and went to chat with the others.

The fat man happily patted me on the shoulder and said, "People, there are times when there are low points, as long as you persevere, you can always get something." ”

"No wonder you can be a rich man, that beggar just now, but you can only be a beggar." I said with a little feeling.

The fat man smiled and asked, "Tell me why I can be a rich man." ”

"When you hear what happened to me, you don't show the slightest look of disgust, but come and talk to me, make friends, and you know to help people when they're down. And the beggar, as soon as he heard that I had offended Bai Wuchang and that I couldn't be a ghost, immediately showed a look of disgust, and then moved to another table and didn't talk to me. I smiled and said, "So, it makes sense that you are rich, and it makes sense that he has been down-and-out all his life." ”

"Yes......" The fat man had just spoken, when suddenly there was a scream at the door.

When I looked, the two ghosts had been sent flying in.

Zhao Shanyu had red eyes, revealing two fangs, and slowly walked into the afterlife stack from the outside.

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