Chapter 15 Brother is cool, do you want to be cool?
The fat man returned outside with excitement on his face, and ran in the direction where the two demon pigs were hiding with a big sword. The old man of the system followed the fat man in the back, floating forward, and dealing with the fat man's broken thoughts at the same time. "Old man, you said that my current defense, can the fangs of the pig demon be pierced, but you said, the current cultivation of those two pigs is already a third-level demon beast." The fat man turned his head as he ran, and asked the old man without saying a word.
After cultivating the Great Glass Diamond Body Refining Technique, the fat man's complexion faintly revealed a dark gold similar to metal. Although the whole person has not lost weight, it does not give people the feeling of being bloated before, but now it has become strong, tough, and resolute. The muscles of the whole body bulged out, and when I ran, I felt very neat all over my body.
Cultivating to the fat man of the Great Perfection of the Day After Tomorrow, his five senses have been greatly strengthened, and before he reached the gate of the courtyard, he heard the thick wheezing sound of the pig demon in the courtyard from afar. The fat man walked closer, jumped up to the gatehouse of the courtyard, walked a few steps, stood on the roof, and quietly looked into the courtyard.
I saw a demon pig as big as a cow standing in the middle of the courtyard, stretching out its old mouth wide, facing the bright moon in the sky, absorbing the power of the large amount of moonlight in the moonlight in a deep exhale. The two front hooves shook up and down against the bright moon, and from a distance, it was like a person worshipping the moon.
Fat man Daqi, I have only heard the legend of a fox worshipping the moon and cultivating Chengren, when will this pig also be able to worship the moon and cultivate, could it be that the second senior brother grew up step by step back then? The fat man tightened the big sword in his hand, and no matter why there was only one demon pig left in the field, he shouted, clenched the big sword with both hands, and slashed Huashan with a powerful move.
The pig demon heard the sound of breaking the sky above his head, and his reaction was much faster than that of the fat man, and he lowered his head, made his hind legs hard, and arched up with a pair of fangs diagonally in the face of the sword light. The whole big sword was infused with the fat man's strong true qi, the blade had not yet reached the body, and the sword light prompted by the fat man's true qi had been cut into the fangs of the pig demon, and there was a click, and the fangs on the right were cut off by the fat man, and the big sword went down, and the fangs on the left were also cut in two by the fat man's residual strength. With a bang, the two severed fangs fell to the ground. The fat man took advantage of the power of this split, and fell heavily to the ground from the air, a spin body, unloading most of the strength, and a turning sword and slashed horizontally like a whirlwind, and the fat man shouted in his mouth: "The second style of the pig killing sword method, cut **." The sword flashed, and the big sword cut the back half of the pig demon's body with a sword, cutting off the pig demon's entire small ** at the same time, he also cut off one of the pig demon's hind legs.
The pig demon is cool now, and finally tasted the taste of being attacked by them when he was fat, but this pig demon is not as lucky as the fat man, the lethal fangs are gone, and he has lost a hind leg, and finally even the proud little ** of the male surname animal was cut down by the fat man's sword, becoming the first eunuch demon beast since the end of the world. I saw that this pig demon roared and crawled, fell to the ground, climbed for a long time, and didn't get up, just humming and roaring, staring at a pair of pig eyes, looking at the fat man. The fat man let out a big breath of evil, all the unhappiness of the sneak attack at the beginning, and now all of them are back, seeing the pig demon looking at his own decay, the fat man felt very cool in his heart, turned around and came to the back of the pig demon's buttocks, and picked the pig whip that fell on the ground with a big sword, and thought to himself, I heard that the tiger whip is a big supplement, but I don't know if the pig whip of this pig demon has that effect, besides, brother's small body, do you still need to make up for it? However, the pig demon is the pig demon, this thing is really big enough, and it has caught up with the donkey whip, hahaha.
Just when the fat man was half-squatting on the ground to study the effectiveness of the pig whip, the pig demon on the ground let out a long roar, pouted his buttocks, and a yellow smoke sprayed out from the buttocks, covering the fat man tightly.
"Stink, stinks to death, what the hell is this, it's really stinky." The fat man crawled into the distance, gasping for breath while saying to the old man of the system.
"Let your kid not learn to be obedient, the pig demon is not dead yet, you are a dead fat man and go to study what pig whip, fortunately, the pig demon's awakened natal power is to fart, if you are a poisonous fart, you must not poison your kid to death, hahaha, your kid has not suffered enough, now it's cool, fat, tell my brother, how does the pig fart taste, look at your boy's surname, hahahaha." The old man was amused by the fat man's scene, and happily rolled on the ground in mid-air, flipping several times in a row. The smile on the thin little face that is only two fingers wide is called a Huanshi, no way, seeing the fat man unlucky is the biggest happiness of the old man now.
The fat man didn't say a word, and after relieving his breath, a tiger pounced in front of the pig demon, cut off the pig demon's head with one move, and then shouted at the old man: "Dead old man, come and collect the corpse"! With a move from afar, a crystal nucleus with a glittering green light flew out of the pig demon's head and fell into the hands of the old man of the system. The old man happily threw the crystal nucleus into the air, then stretched out his hand to catch it, and threw it again, without looking at the fat man, and said in a gloomy voice: "Fat man, it is you who collected the corpse, this pig demon should have eaten some kind of heavenly treasure, otherwise it is impossible to cultivate into a third-level demon beast the next day, and I will go around this courtyard to look for it." Let me tell you, fat man, the meat on this demon beast is a good thing, eating it can make the body stronger, increase a lot of strength, if your father eats this meat, it can also speed up the awakening of the blood in the body." It's up to you whether you want to write a corpse or not."
As soon as the fat man heard that the pig demon's meat still had so many benefits, he could still care about teasing the old man of the system, squatted down, regardless of the sticky blood everywhere on the pig demon's body, reached out and grabbed the pig's body, and with a movement of his mind, he sent the entire pig body into the space of the demon refining pot. The fat man soaked it in the same way, and sent the rest of the pig's hind legs and head into it, and finally the pig whip was left, and the fat man scratched his head, this thing should have a more nourishing effect, and after thinking about it, he still put it in.
The fat man followed the old man of the system to all parts of the yard and searched carefully, and finally the old man stopped in front of a potted plant, shook his head again and again and sighed: "Fatty, you are really unlucky, the orchids growing here have been watered by the emperor's slurry, and after evolution and mutation, they have produced a spirit fruit that is rare to see in a hundred years, blood orchid fruit, if you take one, your cultivation can immediately break through from the current acquired perfection to the innate intermediate level or above." It's a pity that these two stupid pigs have been ruined, the cow chews the peony, the cow chews the peony." The old man looked at the clay pot that had been gnawed so that there were no leaves left, and shook his head again and again and sighed, looking sorry.
The fat man was confused when he listened, and hurriedly corrected the old man's mistake: "What kind of cow chews peony, is it good for a pig to chew peony." The old man let go of the broken pot in front of him, chased the fat man and slammed the fat man's head: "I let you eat peonies, I let you have no culture." I'll let you sleep in class." In the old man's quacking laughter, the fat man's grass flying light skills were suddenly cultivated to the realm of transformation, and the two little fat legs ran fast. In the blink of an eye, he sprang out for miles to the south.
The fat man touched the big bags on his head, and secretly cursed the shamelessness of the old man in his heart. The fat man was a little suspicious for a while, the effect of this big glazed diamond refining technique, it was too painful. The fat man counted the big bags on his head, and he was knocked eleven, this old man, more and more ferocious, and his surname was gone. I can't afford to hurt, I can't afford to hurt.
The old man of the system probably felt that he had enough, so he no longer paid attention to the fat man who was squatting on the ground and rubbing his head, and thought about it to himself, waited for a while, looked at the fat man who was squatting on the ground and made a dead dog costume and said: "Fat man, get up, brother has something good for you." When the fat man thought of this, his brain didn't spin, and he refused directly: "If you don't get up, who knows what way you old pervert will have to clean me up, you just don't get up, and you can't get up if you are killed." The old man was angry and floated to the fat man, stretched out his thin palm, and said: "If you don't get up again, my brother will turn your head into a pig's head, do you believe it or not"?
The fat man got up with a cigarette, and snorted straight in his mouth: "Can't I say it, what I'm saying is that I can't get up if I die, but if I can't die, I want to get up, besides, my head has become a pig's head, and if I give you another meal, it is possible to become a braised pig's head."
The old man ignored the fat man's resentment, and said to the fat man with a smile: "Fat man, my brother is chasing you like this, is it cool?" The fat man was furious: "I'm not happy, I'm very unhappy."
The old man looked at the fat man with a smile: "What my brother said is that my brother is very cool, do you want to find a little brother to repair him like this every day, deal with him, bully him, lie to him and pit him, and make you cool all day long?"