Chapter 18: Ghosts
Boss Zhou saw the red hair swaggering on his sofa, his face was very unhappy, and his tone was not good: "What skills do you have?" Don't lie to me, or you'll be in good hands. "I looked around the house, I didn't make a sound, I just came to practice, lazy and useless.
Hongmao said: "What's the hurry, isn't it dark yet?" Have you ever seen a ghost come out in broad daylight? "Although the red hair didn't tell me in detail, but I can also figure out the situation at a glance, it seems that the boss's house is haunted this week, eighty percent of them are looking for someone to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, and they were hit by the red hair, and they took me to practice.
Boss Zhou looked at his watch, didn't say anything, and told the maid aunt to make us coffee, and he sat on the sofa on the other side. The red hair crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Let's talk about the specific situation." "Looking at the two of us who are cold, Boss Zhou's distrust is obvious, but it is estimated that he still has the attitude of giving it a try and tells us about his experience not very politely.
As soon as he said this, his disdainful demeanor also retracted, and the expression on his face became a little cautious, and he said, "Just four days ago." When I go to bed at night, I always feel like someone is standing on the edge of my bed, but when I open my eyes, I can't see anything. Then I got a little scared, so I went to bed with the lights on. Then I smelled a strong smell of blood, as if it came from the bathroom, the servants were off work at night, my wife and children traveled abroad, I was the only one, I was very scared, I went to the bathroom to see, but I didn't see blood...... But, but ......."
As he spoke, he swallowed, the muscles in his face twitched, and he said, "As soon as I looked up, I saw a dark figure standing behind me in the mirror of the bathroom. "Since ancient times, the mirror has the effect of relieving ghosts and evil spirits, and there will be bronze mirrors and other things in many ancient tombs, and even in coffins.
Combined with my own study for more than a month, I asked, "What kind of clothes is that ghost wearing?" ”
Boss Zhou glanced at me and said, "I didn't pay attention at first, I saw a black shadow, I was scared to death, and I can't remember what happened later, and the next day I felt like I had a nightmare." It's still hard to believe that the ghost thing, so I thought I might be tired, and I was dazzled, so I didn't take it to heart, but, but in the next few nights, the same thing kept happening, and then the ghost slowly became clear, his head was flat, his body was full of blood, and he was wearing only a pair of pants...... Follow me at night. ”
I said, "So, you don't know anything like a mirror, have you ever seen it?" ”
Boss Zhou said: "That's not it." ”
Still grinning, the red fur asked me, "What do you think?" Tell me, I'll give you advice. "He was indeed a veteran in this respect, better than my fledgling one, so I thought for a moment and then told him my speculation.
"This should be a 'ghost', and seeing that there is no ghost on Boss Zhou's face, that ghost shouldn't really hurt him. Lingering, probably because there is something unfulfilled. "The so-called living ghosts are ghosts that have just died.
Not all people are ghosts after death, but after death, the soul is not as good as the yin, and only those who wander in the yang world are called ghosts.
Boss Zhou estimated that we were very professional, and he heard me say that he was ghostly, so he touched his face and asked, "That ghost really doesn't plan to hurt me?" ”
I nodded and said, "If it were going to hurt you, you wouldn't have had such an easy time these days." The more powerful the ghost, the more fierce it is, but even if it is a living ghost, it has some of the most ordinary abilities. A person like Boss Zhou, who is overly drunk, doesn't exercise much, and has weak yang essence, can get close to even if he is a ghost. Although some low-level ghosts cannot directly cause harm to people, the most common thing is to deal with people through guò visions, nightmares, and ghosts.
The person who is trembling will not be able to sleep at night, nightmares, an apple can be seen as a human head, and when you sleep at night, it will lie next to you, although you can't feel it, but because of close contact, it will be infected with ghost energy, and then the essence will gradually decay. That's why the ancestors said that people and ghosts have different paths, and each has its own way.
This week, the boss is safe and sound, and there is nothing harmful to think about that ghost.
After listening to our analysis, Boss Zhou said: "I don't care if it has the intention to harm me, anyway, hurry up and get it for me." ”
Hongmao made an OK gesture, and then said: "If you want the horses to run, you have to give the horses grass, Boss Zhou, right, we are hungry, get some food." ”
Boss Zhou gave an order to the maid aunt and asked her to get some food, and Hongmao immediately said: "Roll the sea cucumber in sauce, and then have a chicken stewed mushroom, and steam the hairy crab...... What the? No? Then hurry up and buy it, anyway, the ghost won't come out until night, we'll wait. ”
Boss Zhou's face darkened, and the red-haired grinned and said, "Eat your meal, don't be so stingy." ”
He waved his hand and asked the maid aunt to go out to buy, and he picked up the phone, at this time the sun had set, although he didn't like me and the red hair, but he didn't dare to stay too far away from us, he kept moving around us, listening to his conversation on the phone, this person is doing real estate.
Real estate is making money these days.
When we were full of food and drink, and the time was more than ten o'clock in the evening, the aunt went home, and there were only three of us left in the villa. ”
The red fur asked rhetorically, "What are you going to prepare?" ”
Boss Zhou choked and said, "Don't you all have to use any talismans, rice, and peach wood swords to catch ghosts?" Do you still have to step on Tiangang or something? ”
The red-haired grinned and said, "The genre is different. The methods used are naturally different, what you said is Taoism, we are not Taoists, we are shamans. ”
Boss Zhou looked suspicious and said, "Shaman? It's just Zhu Gegli, what kind of Dan is the one who fornicated with Concubine Xiang? ”
I was drinking tea, and I was choked suddenly, and sure enough, it was like a mountain, and I was mixed in a group of well-informed Tufuzi before, and when I heard the shaman, I could say one, two, three. Now with this kind of person, his first reaction turned out to be to be still in character......
I remembered that I had watched this drama before, and there was indeed a paragraph in it. A group of people dressed as shamans and sorcerers danced in the palace, which looked really funny.
As soon as he heard that we were shamans, Boss Zhou, who didn't know the details, suddenly showed an expression of being deceived. The red hair smiled and said: "Don't cry and mourn, I promise to solve the problem for you tonight, the price negotiated before is in place, and everything is OK." ”
Boss Zhou didn't smile, and said: "How much you do and how much you take depends on your ability." ”
Hongmao and I didn't carry much with us, and compared to the many ritual weapons of Taoism, the magic weapons used by the shaman were relatively simple, mostly with the help of the power of divine words.
After waiting for another hour or so, I suddenly felt a chill around me, and an eerie feeling spread. Since changing careers, I've felt a lot more sensitive in this regard.
Boss Zhou also seemed to be aware of it, his head turned around, and the muscles of his body tensed. As soon as he wanted to speak, the red fur motioned for me to do it, but fortunately it wasn't the first time I had worked with these things, so I didn't feel nervous.
Slowly, he pulled out the mask of the ghost face from his bag, and then pulled out a small gong.
This thing is called a 'happy gong', and with a specific divine language, people can communicate with ghosts under the tapping.
I finished reciting the Divine Word and struck the gong.
"Boom!" Boss Zhou was startled and looked at me with wide eyes.
I think it's embarrassing, shamans do the law, compared to the majesty of Taoism, it is indeed very similar to the god stick,
I cleared my throat and began to read.
"The boss of the Zhou family likes to do good."
"Accumulating virtue and accumulating blessings."
"Which Yin Soul is in trouble."
"Just speak to me."
After a bang, Boss Zhou's eyes were desperate when he looked at me, because I knew that my current appearance was too similar to the magic stick......
After knocking, there was no reaction around, and I knew I had to work harder, so I continued to read.
"There is a view of the gods."
"There's Yin Sijian below."
"You're a lost ghost."
"There is still a grudge."
After the last sentence, I suddenly felt a cool breeze blowing on the back of my neck, and then a voice like a broken gong sounded in my ears: "There is hatred." "I turned my head and found a bloody man standing behind me, across the couch.
PS: Focus on the god stick for 30 years......