Chapter 468: Route A Spanish Princess's Birthday 3-2
"Well, technically, the relationship between the same sex and the same sex, the same sex and the opposite sex, is needed...... Some basic conditions. I've put together a 'love formula' that is used to calculate the relationship between two people, which are 'friendship' and what are 'love'. ”
In the dilapidated school building, the bright beautiful girl is dancing to explain the inexplicable life principles to an extremely ugly dwarf, in order to convey her point of view more clearly, Su Luo directly used a piece of broken glass to draw on the wall, listing a very simple formula.
【F.Sa=L】
"Uh...... What is F? What is SA? ”
"F is for Friendship! Friendship, or favorability, anyway, if you find a similar word, I also made it up temporarily...... Sa is Sexual-attraction! Sexual attraction! L, it's love. Basically, this is the formula, for example, the favorability between you and the girl is 50, and the sexual attraction coefficient must reach 2 or more, and the value of L can reach 100, which is true love! ”
"Uh...... I don't really understand it, but I always feel that this formula ......" the dwarf scratched his greasy hair and fell into deep thought, "it seems a little ...... Extreme. ”
"Yes, there are very exaggerated examples in the world. For example, a relationship with a coefficient of sexual attraction of 100 - the coefficient of sexual attraction is a relative parameter that should be judged by the aesthetics and styles of two people - and with the blessing of this very high charm, it may only take a look or a word to produce the psychological relationship of love...... Just raise the opinion to 1. Love value can break through the boundaries and produce love...... It's really advantageous to be good-looking. ”
"So. That is......" the dwarf had a heavy face.
"With all due respect, Your Excellency...... If it weren't for the aesthetics there were anomalous people. Then your sexual attraction coefficient to ordinary people ......" Su Luo considered her words, "This, relatively low. ”
"In other words, do I need to do my best to improve my opinion?!" The short dwarf clenched her fists, "If I have a low opinion of her, then I have to work harder, and if the sexual attraction coefficient is only 0.1, it means that I want to increase her opinion of me to more than 1000......!" The road to love is really very far away......"
It doesn't matter what the favorability is, if the coefficient is zero...... It doesn't matter how much you multiply it...... The girl scratched her head in annoyance. I feel a slight toothache.
As a superb martial artist who needs to face all kinds of messy situations, the girl also asked Bai Qianlang what to do if she encounters this kind of illusion that specializes in the mind. The answer given by the martial god is simple, it is "unswervingly do what you want to do". No matter how high-level illusions are, they are vulnerable in front of the spiritual realm that breaks through the original heart and understands the truth.
And Su Luo, like Su Jing, is very easily attracted by all kinds of interesting unexpected events, and this dwarf who appeared out of thin air is encountering the events. It's really interesting to look at. Even if he knew that this guy should be some kind of test that he needed to face, Su Luo was still happy to help him with his staff.
"According to my understanding, the way to brush up on favorability is nothing more than doing two kinds of daily life and emergencies. Although the accumulation of daily tasks is relatively slow, it is better to be down-to-earth. And emergencies need to be handled correctly, and if they are handled correctly, there will be a lot of favorability accumulation. However, if it fails, it will be brushed and pulled to reduce the favorability to a very low level...... There are risks and opportunities. ”
The girl threw the glass shards out. Smiling as he watched the diminutive dwarf stand in place, frowning and pondering.
"Where the hell did you come from to get so much experience......
"Read more." Su Luo spread her hands happily, "In various popular novels, the heroine always falls in love with the male protagonist inexplicably. Because I wanted to become a popular fiction writer with my brother, I have been trying to come up with a formula for calculating feelings...... Don't you think that the hero and heroine suddenly fall in love after going through various adventures, and this kind of thing should be supported by other numbers and empirical formulas in addition to the drawbridge theory? In fact, there are many sub-theories, such as the fact that organisms will have strong fecundity due to genetic instinct in the case of near death, the activity of the reproductive system will be extremely increased, and the secretion of hormones will also be ......"
The girl Valkyrie is immersed in her own fantasy world, and the dwarf in front of her seems to not need such a detailed theory as the cornerstone of her love pursuit.
"But, I wonder how I should pursue her......" The dwarf wandered around the toilet in frustration, staring at himself in the mirror with blood-red eyes, the ugliness of which was so disgusting that he couldn't stand it. Is it really possible for such an ugly self to pursue his true love?
"Why can't you find a girlfriend if you're ugly!" The dwarf angrily smashed his fist on the mirror, and the cobweb-like cracks instantly covered the mirror, covering his unsightly dignity, no, there is still a way, there is nothing wrong with being ugly, it is not his fault! As long as you put in the effort, you can definitely ......
"Actually, this thing is not without a solution. My brother always said that 'the role of ability is to find a third way in the second choice question', and as long as we have various skills, we can definitely find solutions in various situations. Su Luo pressed her fingers on her temples and thought hard, "For example, give you the whole look...... If my magnetic field rotation power is still there, it will only take a few seconds to reorganize your cells, make you a peerless beautiful man, and increase your sexual attractiveness coefficient ......"
"But this ...... Haven't you surrendered to a face-honoring worldview?! The dwarf cried out in grief, "Why can't you let ugly men have the possibility of trying to win love!" ”
It is indeed a very interesting challenge, Su Luo's lips pursed slightly, her beautiful eyes glowed, and the girl's fighting spirit was stimulated by this sentence!
“…… As I said before, the coefficient of sexual attraction needs to be measured in the field, right? Maybe the girl you like is more heavy, but on the surface, Bingqing Yujie actually has a habit of being a dwarf, and has a special sexual fetish for being by dwarfs! You said before that she had a lot of suitors, right? ”
"Uh...... Yes, that's right...... Probably at least a hundred...... But she didn't accept any of ......"
"That's right!" Su Luo snapped her fingers happily, "There are hundreds of suitors, and if you simply calculate it in a normal distribution, that is, there are more than five men with a high coefficient of sexual attraction in the ordinary sense. She didn't build a stable relationship, if it weren't for the long-term development of her career, if her relationship was traumatized, or if she was actually gay...... It's because her sexual fetishes are different! ”
"Yes...... Reasonable! ”
The dwarf suddenly realized.
Su Luo pondered for a few seconds and asked the next question: "To your knowledge, does she have pets?" Do you have any friends of the same sex? ”
"Pets shouldn't be owned, but same-sex friends seem to be ......"
"Let's put aside zoophilia for the time being, let's temporarily increase the weight of the possibility of homosexuality and bisexuality by 200%, and then, what is her usual style of dressing? Is it more exposed? Or is it more conservative? ”
"Well, it's more exposed, though not very aggressive......"
"Leather jewelry and metal jewelry, are they common?"
"It seems like there are a lot of ......"
"Congratulations! She was 600% more likely to be sadomasochistic, and then we pushed the weight ratio of heterosexuality and bisexuality up again, kicked out the asexual category, and then the weight ratio of homosexuality was reduced by 30%......"
Su Luo and the dwarf squatted on the ground together to write and draw, like old friends for many years. The girl, like her brother, has a strong contagious ability to influence others unconsciously, and it has only been less than twenty minutes since she met the dwarf, and she unconsciously got closer to him and asked for a lot of useful information.
After a few minutes, Su Luo stood up and patted the dust off her hands.
"Based on the information you revealed, we can probably do a personality profile for your sweetheart. Based on the conclusion, we can build an effective strategy to capture the other party's mind, and the answer that follows is the answer that has been deduced so far. ”
"Judging from your description, it is clear that this beauty has a strong sense of unease, and judging by her style, anyone who wants to get close to her heart is pushed away from her. And although she usually gets along well with people, she can only 'take the initiative', and she acts very aggressively, in my estimation, she should use aggressive interpersonal strategies to hide her inner vulnerability...... Sounds like a typical personality pattern for a single-parent family. ”
Su Luo hesitated subtly and continued to narrate:
Then, it is speculated that she has a strong self-esteem due to her personal ability, so that she will not be attracted to the wild bees and butterflies that surround her. That is, the type that is very difficult to conquer, and given her instinctive resistance to men, and the aggressiveness you describe in same-sex interactions, I suspect that her psychosexual orientation should not be very ...... Not very ...... Steady dìng. Abnormal psychological gender orientation...... Single-parent family, then, perhaps, you should check her family members, you can start from this aspect to see if she has a strong sense of attachment to the male higher status in the family, that is, paternalism...... Or ......"
Su Luo stopped for more than ten seconds and didn't speak, then she turned her head and stared at the dwarf:
"You...... What's the name of this girl? ”
"Su Luo."
The dwarf's attention was still on the large number of features on the ground, and he didn't notice the girl's instantaneous change in complexion. (To be continued......)
PS: Caffeine withdrawal these days...... Very painful.
In order to send money to friends, I opened an Alipay two days ago, and the account number is richardpoe@. Friends who want to give me money can invest money in this area...... I'll see if I want to learn from the legendary predecessors who sold Lifan to make money...... But I always feel bad......