Chapter 4: Road Thieves (Supplement)
Yin Yuetian looked at Kafman and said, "How can you believe that such an unscientific thing as a ghost hitting a wall really exists?" ”
John Kafman looked at him with disdain: "Existence like you and me doesn't conform to scientific logic, right?" ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "No, the existence of evolutionary beings, whether from genetics or electromagnetic mechanics, is well-founded. ”
John Kafman was mad: "Do you have to be serious with me on such an occasion?" ”
Yin Yue Tiandao: "Or a duel?" ”
John Kafman said, "! ”
He crouched down and rubbed against the concrete road, and said, "When I stepped on this footprint, I just noticed that the fog began to obscure my senses, what about you?" ”
Yin Yuetian kicked the scalpel that was inserted into the ground under his feet: "It's the same as you." ”
The wolf said: "Whether it is the Dao magic array or the ghost hitting the wall, it all shows a problem. ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "We are going around in circles. ”
Tesa couldn't help but ask, "What should I do then?" ”
The wolf sneered: "Cold salad!" ”
He said, "Give me your sutures." ”
Yin Yuetian pulled out a wire from his flesh and blood like pulling his own tendons.
The wolf frowned: "Every time I see you taking something like this, I have a toothache." ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "You did the same thing. ”
The wolf said: "Lao Tzu is so refreshing, you are the same as." ”
He took one end and said, "Hold it." ”
So saying, he strode into the fog, and in a few seconds he strode back backwards, then turned and unfastened his pants in the direction he had come.
Tesa let out an 'ah' cry and covered her eyes and hid behind the cloudy moon.
The latter watched expressionlessly as the wolf took out something bigger than a turnip, and began to release the water with a bang.
After a soak of urine, the wolf shivered comfortably: "Fortunately, Lao Tzu wanted to dedicate the first soak of urine to this town to show his respect, so he held it all afternoon." ”
Yin Yuetian looked at him coldly and said, "Are you crazy? ”
The wolf said: "You're crazy! ”
He explained: "The solution I saw on the Internet is to take seven steps forward and seven steps backwards, and then turn around and pee, and then solve the problem of ghost hitting the wall." ”
Yin Yue Tiandao: "Sneer......"
The wolf said: "What do you mean by this 'sneering ......' of your little bastard?" ”
Yin Yue Tiandao: "Actually, I have also seen one on the Internet to solve the problem of ghosts hitting the wall." ”
The wolf said, "What? ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "When two people duel, the human brain hits the dog's brain, and the ghost hits the wall and breaks it." ”
"Seduce me to duel again." The wolf pointed to his nose: "Do you think I'm stupid?" ”
Yin Yuetian sneered: "Do you think you are not?" ”
The wolf snorted very arrogantly: "Whether this method is useful or not, we will find out if we try it." ”
He lifted his pants and turned to move forward.
On a cloudy day, the two had to follow.
After walking for more than ten minutes, there was a 'huh' on a cloudy moon.
The white girl said, "What's wrong?" ”
Yin Yue Tiandao: "This is impossible, which method was really solved by him?" ”
The white girl happily: "You mean we don't go around in circles anymore?" ”
Yin Yuetian nodded.
He's completely in a fog now...... Of course, this adjective is very apt here.
The wolf smiled proudly: "Look, Lao Tzu's method works, right?" Boy, this is called having an old man in the family, if there is a treasure. ”
It was rare that Yin Yuetian did not refute him.
Anyway, he can't figure out why he can't figure out what kind of method on the Internet really works.
While he was still meditating, the fog around him had begun to fade.
No, to be exact, it's some light ahead that is dispelling the smog.
He and the wolf looked at each other, and their steps quickened.
Then they came out of the fog and saw a child.
A child's soul body, to be exact.
The soul body was all blue, and all the light was radiating from him, and the light was not only soft, but also seemed to have some warm force to dispel the haze.
This light bulb-like glowing soul body has a delicate face unique to an eight- or nine-year-old boy, and a pair of big eyes that look extremely innocent.
His appearance almost made the innocent white girl's motherly love radiate, and he almost ran over to hold him in his arms and loved him fiercely.
She didn't.
Because Yin Yuetian had already stepped forward and said, "Who are you?" ”
The bulb tilted his head and said, "I'm a road thief." ”
"Road Thief!?"
The Chinese name made John Kafman gasp.
Yin Yue Tiandao: "So what? ”
The light bulb slowly raised his left hand, and a fork in the road in the direction where everyone had come appeared beside him: "The road ahead is dangerous, traveler, return from this road." ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "What if I say no? ”
The little face of the light bulb wrinkled together, as if he couldn't imagine that he would say this on a cloudy day.
Yin Yuetian smiled, and the scalpel between his fingers pierced through the flesh and poked out.
He said in a low voice: "I have long wanted to try to see if the torture of the origin is also effective against the soul body, and I have killed a lot of creatures in the other space over the years, but this is the first time I have seen this thing." ”
The wolf hurriedly held him down, and also whispered: "Don't, road thieves are good ghosts, usually they will guide people on a path where no evil spirits lurk. ”
Yin Yue Tiandao: "This is also what you saw from the Internet?" ”
Wolf said: "This is what an old man told me, I have lived in China for more than 40 years, and naturally I know a little about many things. ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "Then you want to go back?" ”
The wolf said: "Nonsense, how is it possible! ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "Hey ......"
The wolf said: "Is your 'hey......' a prelude to doing it?" ”
Yin Yue Tiandao: "What do you say? ”
The wolf said: "I said can you learn from me, don't be so thirsty for killing." ”
He pushed back and smiled softly: "Child, we are not afraid of evil spirits, so we don't have to go back." "You ......"
The light bulb thought for a few seconds, and suddenly his cheeks bulged, and the cute Wolverine had a bloody face: "You guys...... If you don't go, I'll ...... You're welcome! ”
Wolf Heran: "Little guy, we are not bad people, and we are not afraid of evil spirits, so you really don't have to worry about us." ”
"You ......"
The bulb looked angry, hesitated, and suddenly stepped forward.
His body swelled suddenly, and the soft, warm blue light suddenly turned a miserable green.
The young and immature body instantly became as dry and sharp as a ghost, and the little face became poignant and hideous, coupled with the miserable green light, it was indescribably evil and terrifying.
His mouth suddenly grew to the size of half a meter, and then he yelled at the three of them: "Howl!!! ”
The wind is gusting, and the ghost is rampant!
The sound was like an iron claw scratching the iron sheet, and the sound it made not only greatly irritated the eardrums, but also made people's hearts and souls palpitate!
"Ahh Arthur King was so frightened by the transformation roar that he took a step back and sat on the ground, his whole body already shrunk into a ball.
Instead, it was the doctor and the wolf, who looked at each other with expressionless faces.
Then they took a step forward at the same time and roared in unison: "Roar!! ”
One eye is as hot as the sun, and the other is as cold as a glacier.
What erupted from one person's body was like a pool of red lotus blood, like a volcanic eruption and a tsunami!
What erupted from a person's body was like a netherworld hell, like an extremely evil aura swept by a black wind swept by ten thousand ghosts at night!
The blood-red and dark aura almost formed a substance, turning into a rolling frenzy and rushing towards the road thief, and even the surrounding fog was dispersed by this aura!
The bulb was completely stunned, and it was not even known that the body had returned to the form of a child.
It wasn't until the two of them put away their aura for a long time that the light bulb cried out with a 'wow', and quickly disappeared as if shouting for her mother to escape.
These two bastards actually scared the ghost to cry and scared them away!
The wolf sighed, "So, I hate children the most, it's too troublesome to deal with." ”
Yin Yue Tiandao: "Isn't it easier to kill it directly?" ”
The wolf said: "Do you have any other solution to the problem besides killing?" ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "Yes." ”
The wolf said: "Really? ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "If you can win me in a duel, I will follow your method in the future." ”
The wolf said: "It's not that this proposal doesn't appeal to me. ”
Yin Yue Tiandao: "Just? ”
The wolf sighed, "It's just that there has always been only one solution for me. ”
This guy who is famous all over the world has always believed in famous sayings such as 'vigorously produce miracles' and 'filial piety under the stick'.
Yin Yue Tian said: "Let's go." ”
"Wait...... Can you wait a minute? ”
The pitiful voice of the white girl came from behind.
"How?"
The wolf looked back at her, and immediately turned back to her, and sighed, "So, I hate women the most, and it's too troublesome to deal with." ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "I thought you hated children the most. ”
The wolf said: "Actually, it is essentially the same. ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "Oh? ”
The wolf said, "Because they will all pee their pants." ”
Looking back on a cloudy day, sure enough, the famous King Arthur, under the jeans that highlighted his figure, there was a pool of liquid shiny.
Yin Yue Tiandao: "It seems that the deterrent power of ghosts to women is always greater than others. ”
"Bastard! Of course it's not because of that ghost! ”
The white girl jumped up frantically and pointed at the two unscrupulous men: "It's you!" Didn't you notice that your sudden burst of aura enveloped me? ”
She's telling the truth.
If the horror of the light bulb is described as a horror film with unlimited urine spots such as "Far Cry" and "Far Cry 2", the aura of the two men is undoubtedly a horror film with unlimited urine spots such as "Sadako" and "Old Corpse in the Mountain Village".
It's just that the 'urine spot' of the latter is the urine that scares the pee.
Luckily, the white girl still had a change of panties and trousers in her backpack, and after a few minutes of knowing the soothing, the three of them moved forward again.
I don't know if it's because of the light bulbs, or if it's close to the town.
The fog is actually getting weaker and weaker in front.
It wasn't until the three of them completely came out of the fog that the town in the valley had completely appeared.
Looking at this town, even the White Girl/Ice Rose/King Arthur couldn't help but curse 'fuck'.