Chapter 133: Night
I often hear people say that they are unlucky to even drink cold water and stuff their teeth, my brothers used to think it was just an exaggerated description sentence, but I didn't expect to experience it today, although it has not reached the point of drinking cold water and stuffing my teeth, but it is not far behind, especially Wang Xiaohu is simply unlucky, this day has not been smooth since the morning.
Wang Xiaohu woke up and sat on the ground in a daze, William Lin smeared Yunnan Baiyao on Shen Xu's bald head, and made such a miserable appearance, Geng Jianyang's kid was still sleeping, and then he came out with a yawn, ran to the bathroom in a daze, stepped on the watermelon skin that Wang Xiaohu stepped on just now, and his body couldn't help but lean back, and smashed Wang Xiaohu again.
The brothers were hit hard, and they were all ignorant, Wang Xiaohu suddenly got up, thinking that he could put a talisman on the people of the Occult Association, maybe the other party also had a master who could put a spell on them, and hurriedly stripped off his clothes to let a few people see if there was anything special on him.
There is nothing at all, and it is impossible to spell, Wang Xiaohu's dragon and tiger aura is extremely domineering, and ghosts and gods can't get on his body, let alone curse, but this is not, that is not, what's going on?
After thinking about it, I suddenly remembered the man sitting at the door with a frowning eyebrow, could it be that he was a ghost? Wang Xiaohu hurriedly stood up, opened the door and looked out, there was no one for a long time, Geng Jianyang was also stunned, pinched his fingers and calculated, and said strangely: "Recently, in my life, there has been no disaster, why did you step on the watermelon skin?" ”
No one can think of a reason, they all thought that it was a ghost made by the Occult Association, but it was not like it, pondering and pondering, and came to a conclusion, the nearest point is back. Everyone is unlucky, there is only this explanation, but Geng Jianyang shook his head and frowned, as if he didn't understand something, but he didn't say much.
Since it is bad luck, then it will be resolved, Wang Xiaohu Lingbao is in charge, there is still a way to resolve bad luck, but materials are needed. Wang Xiaohu was shining brightly, and a few of the people in the house were not much better, so he called the house manager and asked him to go out to buy something and come back, but the house manager was not affected. Bringing back a bag of things, Wang Xiaohu prepared eight red beans for everyone. A handful of mung beans. Tea bag one and one red bag.
After taking a bath one by one, put the red beans and mung beans into the red envelopes one by one, one by one, and let everyone silently recite "good health, safe in and out" in their hearts, and put the tea bags on the beans after they are placed. He also used the red paper that had been prepared and wrote with a brush "peace and tranquility of body and mind". Fold it and put it in a bag, tie the seal with red thread and place it at the head of the bed.
After doing this, Wang Xiaohu was not enough, so he asked everyone to output thirty-three pieces of glutinous rice and put his three hairs into the glutinous rice. Three, three, three represents scattering, and then put the glutinous rice and hair into the red envelope together, and then the brothers go out together, and place the red envelope at the intersection closest to home, so that people and vehicles can step over, and the bad luck will disperse!
After doing this, I don't know if it's the psychological effect or what, the brothers feel a lot more relaxed, go home and have some food, watch TV when you should watch TV, fight the landlord and fight the landlord, the lively day has passed, and in the evening, Wang Xiaohu is sore, let Shenxu and William Lin be on duty, call him if there is something, go back to the house and lie on the bed and fall asleep.
I was sleeping soundly, and there was a bang outside the room! There was a loud noise, and then Shen Xu screamed, so frightened that Wang Xiaohu hurriedly stood up, ran to the living room to see, the balcony window was smashed, and a brick flew in and smashed on Shen Xu's bald head impartially.
Wang Xiaohu was startled, thinking that it was the Occult Association dog jumping off the wall in a hurry to come hard! Hurriedly ran to the balcony to take a look, and saw the old hedgehog wearing armor loyally guarding, there was a sound of scolding and scolding from downstairs, and when I looked out along the smashed glass, I saw two gangs of thugs facing each other downstairs, some with sticks in their hands, some with beer bottles, those with machetes, and telescopic sticks...... There were all kinds of people, seventeen or eighteen people on each side, all drunk, and there were two scantily dressed girls in the middle, pulling and pulling between the two gangs.
It's obvious that a group of hairy boys are jealous for the sake of two stupid girls, since it's not the people of the association who are attacking, it's nothing, even if Shenxu is unlucky, as the head of the house, the hall master under him has been hit with a brick, how can he have to condole, Wang Xiaohu walked to Shenxu's side and said: "Look, how did this go, you can't stay away when people fight?" Didn't you look at it? ”
"What's so nice about a bunny bunny fight, Lao Tzu is thinking about how to get the business of the sect up, disaster falls from the sky, disaster falls from the sky, Xiaohu, buddy is beaten, you don't care, just look at it? Do you still want the word righteousness of our Lingbao faction? ”
"How can I ignore you, come, buddy give you some medicine, look, it's good that a bald head has been hit during the day and at night, and it looks like two cakes when it's far away...... It's not that buddies don't help you get angry, seventeen or eighteen hairy young men, their hands are all black, and they all drink wine, endure for a while, calm and calm......" Wang Xiaohu comforted Shenxu while sprinkling Yunnan Baiyao on his head, just persuaded Shenxu's fire to go down, I don't know how Lu Dao was so coincidental, and a beer bottle flew in from the window, with the sound of the wind, whistling towards the two.
Wang Xiaohu felt the wind behind him, turned his head, snap! Impartiality and smashed on Shen Xu's bald head, all of them were full of peach blossoms, and the boys downstairs also lacked morality, there was still some wine root left in the wine bottle, and beer foam mixed with the blood on Shen Xu's head flowed down his face.
The clay man still has three points of earthiness, not to mention the prudence, it was unlucky enough, one after another endlessly, no one can stand it, suddenly furious, picked up the Mazha on the ground and went straight downstairs, shouting loudly: "Nima, smash Lao Tzu is addicted, isn't it?" Today Lao Tzu killed you ......"
The reason why Shenxu is so brave is that he knows that Wang Xiaohu will not leave him alone, otherwise he will endure this breath, Wang Xiaohu is also puzzled, there is a fight downstairs, why do you throw everything to the fifth floor? How did you throw it up? It's so accurate, it's obvious that the bad luck hasn't gone away, but he got a way to avoid bad luck, as long as he is with Shen Xu, the unlucky one must be Shen Xu.
Wang Xiaohu was afraid that he would suffer a loss, so he hurriedly asked the old hedgehog to wake up William Lin and Geng Jianyang, and went downstairs to fight together, and hurriedly ran out of the gang after the order, it was already more than twelve o'clock, most of the people in the community were sleeping, and the commotion downstairs was terrible, not that I couldn't hear it, but I could see that it was a group of gangsters who were fighting in groups, and no one came out of that head, and secretly called the police.
Shen went downstairs aggressively, pointed at the boys, and scolded angrily: "The one who didn't have long eyes threw bricks and wine bottles to the fifth floor?" Stand up for Lao Tzu! "In the big night, the two gangsters were stalemate and didn't make a move, and they were all startled when they ran out of Shenxu, a fat-headed, big-eared, bloody-faced thing, but the eighteen-nineteen boy, who had the most courage, drank enough wine, and was most afraid of what others would say, there was a golden retriever, shirtless, smoking a cigarette, looking at Shen Xu: "I threw it, what?" ”
The little golden retriever was horizontal, and his courage was weak, and he said: "It's okay, I'm just asking." ”
"Fuck off, don't fuck here, or I'll stab you to death!" The little golden retriever was very horizontal, took out a switchblade from his waist and compared it there, Shen Xuan was really cowardly, and was just about to go back with a smiling face, when he heard Wang Xiaohu ascending...... Go downstairs, if you really go back, you must not be laughed at by Wang Xiaohu and William Lin, and you have to mention this stubble if you have nothing to say in the future, not to mention that Wang Xiaohu's tiger cub is here, afraid of a hair?
Shen Xuan suddenly glared, and scolded loudly: "Don't be embarrassed, you smashed me, quickly apologize to me!" ”
"Sorry for your grandma's claws!" The little bastard saw that Shen Xu was a fierce master, snatched a little bastard's beer bottle next to him and smashed it towards Shen Xu, Shen Xuan was very clever, dodged, and just smashed on the head of Wang Xiaohu who came over, Wang Xiaohu was not Shen Xu, he was smashed into anger, and came out and stared at Shen Xu: "Who smashed me?" ”
Shen Xu pointed at the little golden retriever, Wang Xiaohu roared angrily, and beat him when he went up, as soon as he made his move, the companions of the little golden retriever naturally couldn't look at it, hula and surrounded him, and the guy in his hand either smashed or hit Wang Xiaohu, and also lost Wang Xiaohu's agility and strength, kicked and flew two, and beat the next one, so good at kung fu, Geng Jianyang, William Lin, and the house boss also rushed out to join the war group.
The old hedgehog saw that the head was beaten, and he was also furious, he didn't dare to pierce it with a spear, and pounced with his bare hands, it was small and wearing armor, and ordinary people had already felt that it was wrong, but these hairy boys were all non-mainstream, and they didn't feel that there was anything wrong, thinking that it was a dwarf, and there was a special bargain to find the old hedgehog.
With Geng Jianyang and the old hedgehog joining, how many little ruffians are not enough to fight, three or five minutes of hard work, basically cleaned up the accomplices of the little golden retriever, and the other group saw a group of fresh troops, very violent, and even helped them kill their opponents, and they didn't start to help, just watching the excitement on the side, cheering up, shouting cheers......
Seeing that there were still three or four of them all cleaned up, the group of boys who were watching the excitement suddenly shouted: "It's not good, the police are coming, run ...... quickly" boom, the two gangs of little ruffians suddenly scattered and fled, Wang Xiaohu was startled, turned his head and looked, I don't know that lack of morality, took advantage of this kung fu to give him a wine bottle on his head, knocked Wang Xiaohu a little dizzy, anxious to chase the kid with a white face, just turned around and hit a very bright thing, and then looked, it was a police car. (To be continued......)