Chapter Seventy-One: Assignment of Girls
When Xie Ling and Li Haoran rushed back to the canyon and told their classmates the news of the coming of Resident Evil, they were unanimously ridiculed by all the students.
Even if you two want to go home, you don't need to make up such a ridiculous excuse.
Xie Ling trembled with anger, and the shocking news brought by her and Li Haoran's fight for their lives actually became a joke - what a group of stupid guys who don't know whether to live or die.
Fortunately, before returning to the canyon, Li Haoran used his mobile phone to take pictures of the farmer zombie and the hollowed-out cow from afar.
Everyone looked at the blurry photos on their mobile phones - the farmer with his face covered in blood was lying on the roadbed and roaring, the cow in the distance had a big hole exposed, and the intestines and internal organs were pulled outside the body - they were all in a daze, and some people muttered "PS", but they soon realized their absurdity, Li Haoran could not have photoshopped such a perverted and realistic photo in advance for this camping, this kid should have this ability, what kind of mathematics department should he study, and go directly to Hollywood.
Next, the scene was chaotic, two female students hugged each other and cried, and the boys hurriedly packed up the tent, and when they were packing up the supplies, they intentionally or unintentionally stuffed some food into their backpacks, which soon caused new friction, and two boys pushed and scolded in order to compete for a bag of dried meat.
is really worthy of being a contemporary college student who is deeply educated by American dramas, and everyone immediately realized that survival materials are the most important thing in this troubled world.
One of the men involved in the scramble was the English-speaking couple, while his girlfriend sat in a daze, and just two minutes earlier, her boyfriend had turned out a bag of vacuum roast duck from her bag and stuffed it into his own bag, which had been planned to be roasted over a campfire tomorrow night, in order to "replenish his body".
This small team is about to fall apart.
Li Haoran stood up and stopped the chaos at the scene.
Speaking of which, Li Haoran has a lot of fame in Yonggang University, this guy is a fanatical traveler, last year he went to Tibet with a backpack and a car, and the blog posted along the road was still popular in the circle for a while, and the local media also came to interview him.
Relying on this little prestige, Li Haoran reluctantly dissuaded a few boys who almost got into a fight.
After calming down a little, Li Haoran hurriedly analyzed the current situation for everyone, and the first conclusion he came to was that it was not advisable to return.
There is no doubt that the minibus that eight people were hitching a ride into the mountain must have stopped.
With a tent and a lot of camping supplies, you can't go back to the city on two legs.
But for this reason, some people immediately showed a disapproving look - for 4 girls, they will definitely not be able to get out, but the boys may not be able to, the big deal, get rid of the girls who are in the way, and escape alone.
Li Haoran was keenly aware of this unkind thought, and he immediately pointed out: The urban area has now become the most dangerous place, and in terms of the population density of the country that is already terrifying, the number of zombies in the urban area now makes people's scalps tingle when they think about it. Returning to the city is simply self-defeating.
As for what girls muttered that they wanted to go home to find their families, it was even more delusional - who knows if their relatives have become zombies, that is, they are lucky to survive, how can you break through from the zombies and find them.
Li Haoran waved his hand and said categorically: "This canyon is the safest place for us to survive. ”
Located in the wilderness of the canyon, the original human track is rare, greatly reducing the chance of being attacked by zombies, 8 people when they first entered the mountain, they planned to live for half a month, so they brought enough food, fuel and other materials, the canyon itself has a clean water source, which can completely allow everyone to survive.
For a while, the college students fell silent, carefully considering Li Haoran's words, Li Haoran struck while the iron was hot, and pointed out that even if the food was not enough, the farmland in the village outside the mountain could provide sufficient materials. -- This is thinking of Wang Lu.
In the end, everyone unanimously decided to stay in the canyon for a while, and if it was really unsustainable, then find a way to return to the city.
Since they decided to work together in the same boat, the tension between this small group eased a little, and even at Li Haoran's suggestion, everyone unanimously agreed to hand over all the food and distribute it uniformly by Li Haoran.
After the boys handed over the food, they began to distribute the girls. ,
That's right, they began to distribute girls.
Originally, eight people, four pairs of boys and girls, had a good impression of each other, otherwise, they would not have collectively camped in the mountains, even if they didn't roar and drill into the tent like the pair in the English department, but with the boys to use some small tricks like "let's go to see the meteor shower together", the girls may not let them kiss Fangze, as for going further, it depends on the boys' water grinding skills.
However, now, all the warmth and affection have been completely ripped away, and the boys seem to have a common tacit understanding, one by one, they grab the girls they like, and in broad daylight, they drag them into the tent-
"Wait!" Chen Wei said suddenly, she stretched out her hands and covered the ears of Wang Bi'an, who was listening attentively-I don't know when, the mother and son had already entered the room, sitting on the edge of the tightrope bed, and they could hear it well--Wang Bi'an rolled her eyes, when she used to watch TV, every time there was a camera that was not suitable for children, her mother covered her ears and eyes like this, and shouted at Wang Lu to "turn down the sound".
"Go on." After Chen Wei "protected" Wang Bi'an, she said to Xie Ling with great interest, "What happened later? That Li Haoran ...... with you"
Wang Lu almost fell headlong, lady, your gossip fire is also burning too much, how can there be such a Chiguoguo asking a little girl.
Xie Ling had already lowered her face to her chest, and hummed in an imperceptible nasal voice: "No, people... People don't have that kind of relationship with him, he, he's not that kind of person, even if he sleeps in a tent with me, he doesn't ...... Nothing......"
I don't know why, hearing that the soft girl paper in front of him has not been "eaten", Wang Lu breathed a sigh of relief for no reason, but immediately filled with righteous indignation, beasts! It's not as good as a beast! This Li Haoran is simply a disgrace to the faces of all the men in the world, they all sleep in a tent, their hands are all against each other, their feet are touching their feet, it's summer again, and you can't wear too many clothes in the tent, you guy, you actually became a eunuch, ahh
"Ugh." Chen Wei sighed: "This Li Haoran is a really good man, and he can still act according to his conscience at such a time." Hmph, those three boys are really brutes, and they are really shameless to do this kind of trickery. ”
Although Xie Ling was still buried in her head, she had a wry smile in her heart, in fact, at that time, the three girls did not show any great grievance or unwillingness.
First, they are classmates who have a good impression of each other.
Second, everyone is also a very realistic person, now it is the end of the world, as a woman, there is no foundation for a foothold, only by relying on men can we survive. Instead of talking to a stranger you don't know, it's better to talk to a classmate who already has a bit of emotional foundation, after all, both parties know each other.
Therefore, except for some small struggles and screams at the beginning of the three tents, everything happened naturally, and even some of the girls let out a happy moan, as if they wanted to seize the most peaceful time in this world, relax themselves, and enjoy the joy of the most elusive.
Xie Ling recalled all this, her face was flushed and hot, at that time, Li Haoran's eyes staring at her were also a little abnormal, and she, except for the weakness of her hands and feet, did not have the slightest idea of resisting - it was obviously useless, why bother to do it, it would only bring more harm to himself in the end.
It's just that what I didn't expect was that after Li Haoran gasped for a few moments, he suddenly said, "I'll go fix things." He staggered and turned away.
He's a good guy, it's a pity......
Xie Ling bit her lip and forced herself not to think about it.