Chapter 112: A Hundred Years of Smiles

The woman's corpse was under the water before, and we were on the side, so we couldn't really see it, but at this moment diving into the water, floating on top of the coffin, and then looking closely, it was almost confusing. The corpse, no matter how beautiful it was in life, could not be seen after death, because the muscles of the dead were stiff, so the facial expressions of the dead would always make the living feel a sense of psychological fear.

But the female corpse in front of her is lifelike, with soft lines, and her red lips are so rich and attractive that it even makes people feel the urge to kiss and ravage.

I pinched my thigh in the water, and said in my heart that it was really evil, and I was not the unreliable master of tofu, how could I have such an unreliable idea? pinched my thighs, my mind cleared up a little, and then I went to see the beautiful female corpse, although it was still seductive, but the uncontrollable obscene thoughts disappeared, and Lu Su and I were not in a hurry to do it, but were attracted by the facial expression of the female corpse.

She doesn't have a sense of horror that belongs to the dead, the corners of her mouth are slightly upturned, her face is beautiful and quiet, after hundreds of years, this smile has also been frozen for hundreds of years, so far, it seems that it can't help but make people's hearts soft, there is an urge to embrace people into their arms. I turned my head to look at Lu Su, and I saw that he was also a little confused, and I couldn't help but feel a little sad.

It doesn't matter if I have this weird feeling, Lu Su's concentration is even more different from ordinary people, why does even he show this expression of seeing a lover? Oh no, it seems that the female corpse in this coffin must be strange.

In order to prevent things from going wrong, I quickly reached out and patted Lu Su on the shoulder, he was awakened, his expression was restrained, and he gestured at me, respectively: be careful and open the coffin.

Since it was underwater, there was no need to open the coffin and put incense on it, so the two of us stood on the left side of the coffin and began to pry the wooden coffin, and the smiling face of the female corpse remained unchanged and lay quietly in the coffin.

It's not the first time I've opened the coffin, I picked up the clothes of the old corpse of the Qing Dynasty before, but I didn't feel it at all, and now I see the female corpse lying quietly, smiling peacefully, but we want to disturb her purity, and I can't help but feel uncomfortable in my heart.

Tomb robbery and digging mushrooms is a lack of morality, and occasionally the conscience finds that it is normal to feel a little guilty, but if you are restrained by this guilt, then you don't need to eat this bowl of rice anymore.

As soon as this uncomfortable feeling arose, it was extinguished by me, and my heart said that people die like lights go out, and the living are the greatest, so I don't care if it bothers me. Lu Su and I both have a lot of strength, and the partner is handy, and the two of them work together, and the Kunlun Divine Coffin was suddenly pried open.

As soon as the coffin was opened, the surrounding water naturally poured into the coffin, and the clothes on the female corpse were bulged up by the blisters in an instant, and the hair was also floating in the water, and the smile on her face seemed to be a little hideous under the change of water waves, and the sense of peace disappeared in an instant. All our previous charming thoughts have disappeared completely.

At this time, Lu Su had already begun to touch the body of the female corpse, and on both sides of the female corpse, some small funeral goods were placed. Although I don't know what Zhenhai Stone looks like, but when I hear the name, it will definitely not be in the shape of a cup or bottle, and Lu Su should also know something.

Just as the two of us were working on the female corpse, I suddenly noticed that the female corpse had a piece of Kodama plaque hanging from her neck

The jade plate and the corpse have been attached together for hundreds of years, I don't know if it has absorbed the yin qi of the dead, the whole jade is a little black and dark, and there are faint words on it, but the handwriting is not clear. I only glanced at the word, and concluded that it was not a Chinese character, although I didn't go to a serious study for a few days, but I saw a lot of miscellaneous things later, even if it was an oracle bone and a gold compilation, I could recognize dozens of them, and I had never seen the words on this jade.

Forget it, China has always had many civilizations, mixed cultures, and it is normal to have ancient characters that I don't know, but the strange thing is that I only glanced at it, and I felt that the words on this jade plaque seemed to be seen somewhere, but after recalling it carefully, I couldn't think of where I had seen it.

Thinking of this, I reached for the neck of the female corpse, carefully removed the jade plaque from her neck, and put it in my pocket, ready to study it later.

The body of the female corpse was as soft as a living person, and we touched it up and down, and it did not get angry, nor did it deceive the corpse, nor did it rot, and it was very well-behaved. I thought to myself: It seems that we were prejudiced against Princess Geger before, and look, this beautiful princess is so obedient that I am a little embarrassed, and after touching it, I still put the coffin lid back on her.

At this moment, Lu Su suddenly reached under the female corpse and made a move to pick up his pants, I was startled, saying that this kid looks like a human, why is he still so heavy, just about to stop him, Lu Su probably couldn't hold his breath anymore and began to go upstream. I was almost exhausted in one breath, so I surfaced, and after a change of breath, I said, "Are you interested in that princess?" ”

I read a news article that is also a recent year, there is a poor man in his 50s in rural Shandong who has never married a wife in his life.

It just so happened that a girl in the same village died, and because of the heat, she died that day and was buried the next day.

The poor man had never touched a woman in his life, and he was timid and small, so he didn't dare to flirt with the girls in the village, so he took up the idea of a dead man, so he took advantage of the fact that the corpse had not yet decomposed, secretly dug it home, and hid it at home like this.

I thought that this Lu Su also had a good impression of the corpse, and after asking, Lu Su laughed and said: "That princess is beautiful, but no matter how beautiful the dead are not as good as the living, I would rather find an ugly monster than attack her." ”

I said, "So what did you think about picking her pants just now?" ”

Lu Su explained that the coffin had been touched all over by him, and there was no eight carp fighting Jiao Zhenhai stone, and he wondered if the stone would be used to make an anal plug. ”

The so-called anal plug is what is stuffed into the anus after a person dies, and it is generally made of strips of jade. In addition to anal congestion, there are also things such as mouth and nasal congestion, and their origins are all related to people's face thoughts, so that the deceased will not be too embarrassed. Because after death, the decay of the corpse comes first and later, and the first thing to rot is the internal organs, which rot in the stomach, making the stomach flatulent, and this gas will squeeze the intestines and other things in the stomach out of the anus, which is ugly for the deceased, so there is such a thing as anal plugging.

I asked Lu Su, "How big is that stone?" ”

Lu Su was stunned for a moment and said, "It is said to be a crescent-shaped thing, with a big fist." ”

I said, "Did the princess stuff it in?" ”

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After a while, Lu Su couldn't help but smile softly and said, "It shouldn't be able to get in, where will that thing be?" ”

I said, "Could it be that you have it in your mouth?" ”

Lu Su tilted his head and said, "Probably not, if you stuff such a big thing in your mouth, your face should be deformed." "I can't figure it out for a while, the two of them will sum up, will the thing be pressed under the corpse, or that princess is so talented that she really uses the eight carp fighting Jiaozhen Haishi as an anal plug? In any case, it was useless to just guess, but they still had to work hard, and the two immediately made up their minds and decided to get the princess out of the coffin.

The two of us went back into the water, and when we came to the princess, her face was still smiling, like a sleeping beauty, and she was very beautiful. Lu Su and I put our shoulders on her shoulders and prepared to pull her up from the coffin, but who knew that she was only halfway up, and the princess did not stiffen her body, her head naturally leaned back, her mouth also opened, and a piece of red something appeared in her mouth.

This princess actually stuffed something in her mouth?

How does she keep her melon seed face?

Lu Su and I were both stunned, and then Lu Su turned to the head of the coffin, dragged the princess's upper body, broke the princess's mouth with one hand, and carefully took out the contents of her mouth. The color of that thing was red, crescent-shaped, like an ordinary stone, but Lu Su and I were overjoyed, but I didn't expect that this eight carp fighting Jiaozhen Haishi was really in the princess's mouth.

This joy did not subside, and when I looked at the princess again, I was suddenly startled, and even Lu Su quickly withdrew his hand and stayed away from the princess.

It turned out that the princess was actually born with a deformity, the upper and lower frontal bones in her mouth were underdeveloped, and her teeth did not grow. But as soon as the stone was removed, the corpse was restored to its original appearance, and the flesh on both sides of the cheeks was sunken into the mouth because of the absence of the upper and lower jawbones, like two loose skins.

At a glance, the glamorous princess with an eternal smile suddenly became a deformity with only the upper half of her face, and the lower half of her face had no skeleton, and it looked like a small lump of flesh, which could be completely ignored, not to mention the terrifying appearance.

This is the real Princess Geger!

Lu Su and I were taken aback by her, and couldn't help but retreat together, and then, Lu Su was the first to react, pointed to the funeral goods in the coffin, signaled to take more, and then ran away. Digging mushrooms is for money, and if you don't take a bright weapon, it's not a waste of work. Naturally, I was not polite, and I picked three more things casually, and I surfaced with Lu Su.

Although the princess has an ugly face, the advantage is not to make a fuss, obediently let us touch it, Lu Su and I relaxed our vigilance, and immediately became careless, and the two discussed, since we have already obtained the Eight Carp Doujiao Zhenhai Stone, the purpose of this trip has been achieved, and it is time to go out. It's just that there seems to be no other exit from this tomb, if you go out the same way, I'm afraid that there will be some danger, and I don't know what happened to the red-clothed soft zongzi, the corpse raising bureau and the evil Jiao.

The two of them discussed for a long time, and they both felt that it was better to go out first, and there was a water hole when we came, and outside the water hole were those eight-limbed water monsters, if they went out, they were afraid that there would be a fierce battle, and they didn't know if they could save their lives.

Lu Su and I looked at the water hole, our hearts were heavy, but this step was a must-go, the two of them glanced at each other, put the things they felt out and hid them inside, and the Zhenhai Stone was also taken into Lu Su's arms casually, and then he was ready to rush out desperately. Before he entered the water hole, the water in the entire cave suddenly shook violently, as if he had been stimulated by something.

Lu Su and I were startled, and couldn't help but look down, and suddenly cried out in distress, and I said in my heart: Princess, princess, you were obedient just now, why are you naughty now?

But I saw that under the water, with the violent vibration of the water, the deformed princess actually slowly rose up to the surface of the water.