Chapter 37: Please help me unplug what was stuck in my ass
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"You said you needed help, you're the World Tree, right? Why don't you ask for help from the elves? ”
waited until the scene quieted down before Ye Bainian asked.
Hearing this, Yuktrasil thought for a moment and said, "Elven clan? Yes, I've got the Elves to deliver the news. ”
"You don't mean Asuna, do you?" Passing on the message, though? Is there such a thing?
"Who is Asuna? I just used the elves as a template to give birth to an elf-like life. His face changed, and Yuktrasil looked at him nervously, "That, I, I'm not giving birth to a child!" ”
"Uh, I know, I know." It doesn't matter if you have a baby, right?
"That's good, that's good, hey, hey~"
With a sinister smile, Yuctra Hil didn't seem to understand the meaning of his tone at all.
"You said to deliver the news, but Asuna didn't think of anything, let alone say anything to me."
"Huh? It's true? After a moment's thought, "Maybe it's because I'm not fully functional, right?" Still, you're here, and that's enough! "Turning his head, his eyes were full of tenderness, that is—
She was confronted with Yui, who had her hands outstretched and was like a hen protecting her chicks: "Get out, you old woman! Please go find the bus in the spring! ”
"What, what! I, I'm just revealing my true feelings, you nasty little dot is, go to the side and don't disturb others to fall in love! In the future, I may still be your mother's~"
"Who wants you to be my mother, you junior. No, it's the nth power of the junior! ”
"Little three?!"
Lightning strikes the upper body. Yggdrasil knelt on the ground, looking gray from the blow.
"Uh-huh!" With her hands clasped to her chest, Yui was very satisfied with this victory - it was a victory for justice and purity over the evil witch!
"Enough for the two of you!" Ye Bainian pressed Yui's head and spun in circles.
"Woo woo, Dad, don't turn around, I'm going to faint!"
In the midst of the screams, Yui finally held his hands in a daze and barely supported his body.
When the two stupid people who don't know why they are in a state of "war" return to normal, the formal conversation can be regarded as begins.
"So to speak. Yuktra Hir, right? What exactly do you want me to do? How can I help you? ”
"Yes, my request is very simple, which is to help me unplug the stuff from my ass."
A serious tone, really serious, and very strict, but this content? Hehe!
While covering Yui's mouth to prevent the little guy from continuing to use verbal attacks viciously, Ye Bainian asked awkwardly, "What did you just say?" ...... in your ass Belch. Did I hear me right? ”
"Is there something wrong with my diction? Or am I not making it clear? I mean, please help me unplug the stuff that was stuck in my ass. "I don't know if I really don't understand whether my words are tiring or if I deliberately don't show up.
"Don't you think it's more appropriate for you to do it yourself?" Ye Bai read Nunu's mouth and motioned for her to use her hands.
For this reason, Yggdrasil showed a depressed expression: "I didn't plan to rely on others, but Zeus's thunder wand was too domineering, and it fixed my body in place. Now I'm just a doppelganger, not even a projection to be exact. As soon as you get close, the Thunder Wand will probably be scattered all at once. Don't even raise the Wand of Thunder. ”
"Zeus? Thunder Wand? Zeus, the father of Minos? ”
"Have you seen Minos?" Yuktrasil raised an eyebrow in surprise, "That little guy is out too, right?" Now it looks like you killed him? ”
"No, I don't know why Minos disappeared." Ye Bainian shook his head, when Icarus came to the world of OO4, Minos was still in the Sword Art Online game world. So she didn't know.
"Disappear? Looks like someone is secretly meddling, and I know those guys won't let you run out alone. Yuktrasil pointed out that he understood. However, her words left Ye Bainian with more questions.
"What do you mean? Can you explain? ”
"Explain? That's a hassle - well, wait until I think about it. ”
I didn't like to think about these things, but I couldn't bear to refuse, so I had to use my brain, which I don't know how many times dulled.
"Found it, oh oh oh, so that's it!" While looking at his own memories, Yuktrasil was amazed, perhaps for others or for himself.
"Found it? Let's talk about it. ”
Stiffened, Yuktrasil smiled awkwardly: "That, this, I'm sorry, I accidentally watched a clip and got dizzy, it was a treasured video that I had been looking for a long time, but I didn't expect to find it suddenly now." ”
"Then please hurry, Miss Yggtrasil!"
"Hey, hey, actually. Back then, Zeus's guy came up on my ass while I was accidentally asleep, and I thought someone was going to do something to me, so I subconsciously slapped that guy, that is, Zeus. As a result, the Thunder Wand just stayed in my body, and I couldn't move.
But, I'm so angry! I was one of the best movable trees among the trees, and there were a lot of people -- oh, a lot of trees who courted me. But I liked you at the time, so I rejected them all, you see? How undying my love is! So ......"
Seeing that this sign was wrong, Ye Bainian hurriedly interjected: "You go on, don't leave it aside and talk about other things." ”
"Huh? All right. She glanced at him sadly, and saw that he was creepy, "I could have moved, but then I had to stay where I was, isn't that no different from other trees?" Fortunately, I still have a clone before me, which is the current me. At that time, I was going to go to Zeus to keep it, but I didn't have enough strength to beat that guy.
So, I decided to give the abominable fellow a taste of the same Cheng dù, and beat the fellow's son, who he didn't know where he came from, to a half-crippled persona, and ate half of his godhead. Not to mention, I've grown so big, I've tasted everything, but I haven't eaten Godhead, and the taste is really-oh, there's no taste at all, hehehe~"
"Ma'am, you're digressing again?"
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'll continue, I'll continue!"
With a wave of his hands, Yuktrasil gives the impression of a little kid with an adult appearance.
"And then, that's, by the way, it's called Minos, and your daughter's name is Daedalus, and the same annoying guy as she (pointing to Yui) suddenly came to grab someone's head, and a couple of terrible saboteurs. At that time, Zeus's kingdom of God was barely opened a small opening, and one of the saboteurs kept bombarding it, as if the kingdom of God was so gone?
Next, Minos was sealed by the city in the sky and Zeus left in the kingdom of God, which also made Zeus's unlucky bastard's strength greatly reduced and was divided into n sections and thrown to various worlds. It's really fun to think about that time, hehehe~"
“……”
Just watching calmly, Ye Bainian decided not to urge anymore.
"Don't look at people like that~" Yuktrasil squirmed, and said in frustration when he saw that it was useless to sell cuteness, "I don't want anything else!" ”
After muttering for a while, she spoke again: "After that, your elven subordinates, it seems that the elves called the Wind Elf Queen have been corrupted by divine power in the war, so please ask me to take care of them for the time being." I thought, "You asked me, how could I be embarrassed to refuse," so I happily ran back to my body, only to realize that I forgot to ask you to help pull out the Thunder Wand...... I don't know how many years have it hurt, though, although in recent years I feel that the occasional pain seems to be good? ”
I'm also in the memories of Yggdrasil? Why is that? In Edward's memory, my time to save should only be - wait a minute, in this case, although I have obtained Edward's memory, it is ultimately his "personal" memory, the more distant memory that belongs to "us...... Ye Bainian listened to Yuktrahir's words, and his heart was heavy.