Seeing this, we all stopped, and the fat man asked me with a smile: "Brother ghost, do you want to use a bazooka?" ”

I also replied with a smile: "The bazooka is hairy, and the shotgun is enough!" Could it be that they or are they still machine qì people? ”

This time we came out, but we brought enough weapons with us, obviously saying that we didn't want bazookas, Ling Feng still forcibly stuffed two pairs of them into me, as for grenades and shotguns and the like, there are countless of them.

Although the three giants walked towards us with murderous expressions, I was not nervous. Cut, what happened to the giants? Lao Tzu's shotgun can even blow a big hole in a brick wall, could it be that your skin and flesh are stronger than bricks?

"Do you know what I've got on my hands?" I shouted loudly as I raised my shotgun and raised it.

The giant roared from his mouth, ignoring my shouts, and surrounded us with his sword, one giant in front, to the left, and one in the back.

The fat man stood behind me back to back, pulled and pushed the sleeve of the shotgun in his hand, made a click, and then asked me uncertainly: "Brother Ghost, are you sure they can understand your Mandarin?" ”

"And what can you do?" I didn't have an angry answer.

The fat man chuckled lightly and shouted loudly: "Wow, yo mom hot cabbage, Adasis Smecta, Taibako's bring it!" ”

Before I could laugh, the three giants had a fierce look in their eyes, and they swung their machetes at us, and the machetes, which weighed two hundred pounds, made a sharp whistling in the air.

Grass, do you really think I don't dare shoot? With two bangs, the fat man and I each pulled the trigger, and suddenly, a burst of flesh and blood flew sideways, and a bloody hole the size of a rice bowl appeared in the chest of the giant in front of me. (Note 1) A strange thing happened, even though a hole was blasted out of the chest, the giant did not seem to have any effect, the machete in his hand still roared towards our head, and the fat man's scolding came from behind him, and the giant who came to his side was not afraid of shotgun attacks.

In desperation, both of them jumped to the right at the same time, there were burly giants in the three directions of the front and back, and the two hundred pounds of machetes in their hands were very vigorous, and the only way to retreat was the right side.

The giants also reacted very quickly, and the giant in front of me and the giant on the left were all striding at the same time, still forming a 'concave' shape, enclosing us in it.

In desperation, we had no choice but to move to the right, and with each step we took, the giants followed us, as if to drive us somewhere. I vaguely felt that something was wrong in my heart, why didn't I just come to four giants, but only three giants? Is there some conspiracy to drive us away?

Looking around, we found that we had reached the right edge of the round turquoise meadow, and the grass on which we were standing was unusually green, and we were about to warn the fat man to be careful, but the feet were suddenly empty, and the two of them suddenly fell down sharply.

Damn, it's a trap!

In an instant, I was almost two meters down.

In desperation, I kicked the toe of my left foot on the side wall, and the momentum of the fall suddenly stopped, and the right foot kicked harder, and the whole person jumped up like a rocket.

As soon as a head jumped out, the three thick-backed machetes on it were cut down, not to mention that these were three machetes, even if it was three iron rods, and I was hit in the head by an iron rod of more than 200 catties, I would definitely die.

Secretly cursed, holding a shotgun in his right hand and thrust it violently into the side wall of the trap, perhaps because of the special strength at the critical moment, I actually inserted the shotgun / into more than a foot deep, just by borrowing force, I forcibly stopped the rising momentum, and then borrowed the force, the whole person fell down quickly, despite this, the knife wind of the three machetes still blew my face painfully.

There was a thump from below, which was a strong kick from the fat man on the side wall of the trap to ease his fall, but with a loud bang, the fat man fell to the ground, and it seemed that his weight was too heavy to ease the speed of the fall.

But I kept changing my body shape in the air, and I pounced on the right with a kick on the left, and then kicked on the right and jumped to the left, and so repeatedly borrowed four or five times on the side wall, and then landed at the bottom of the trap, only to see the fat man sitting on the ground and rubbing his farts desperately, swearing in his mouth.

"Are you alright?" I asked. In my heart, I was secretly lucky, but fortunately there was nothing sharp under this trap, otherwise, the two of us would definitely be skewered into meat skewers.

"I can't die." The fat man replied with grinned teeth.

Looking around, this trap is similar to a dry well, almost ten meters deep, the diameter of the wellhead is about three meters, and the diameter of the bottom of the well is more than five meters.

However, although I could tie the rope with iron claws, throw it out and hook it next to the trap and climb out, but that was without anyone interfering, and now it was guarded by three giants who could not be killed with shotguns, and as soon as you showed your head, they would cut them with three machetes, and it would be tantamount to a fool's dream to climb out in such a situation.

"Isn't there a bazooka? Shoot at it! The fat man said.

"The rocket artillery will not turn, and this cannon will directly bombard the sky." I shook my head.

"Drop the grenade! Damn, a shotgun can't kill it, can't a grenade blow him up? The fat man mentioned yì again.

I took out the grenade, shook it in my hand, smiled bitterly, and put it back again, and the fat man was immediately puzzled.

"They're guarding the entrance of the cave now, and whenever something comes up, they're going to smash it down with their knives, and it's okay if the grenade explodes on it, but what if they knock it down? Where are we going to hide? I said depressedly, "Moreover, even if it is at the entrance of the cave/explosion, it is very likely that the hole will collapse, and then we will both be buried alive." ”

"Uh, too." The fat man shuddered.

The two discussed for a long time, but there was no particularly effective way, after all, the machete in the hands of the three giants on their heads was not vegetarian.

There was a sound of Suo Suo overhead, and then a thin column of water fell from the sky, turning into tiny water droplets in mid-air, and I was caught off guard with the fat man, and was suddenly splashed a lot on my body, and there was a faint smell of urine/sass/smell, and I immediately scolded, damn, this is someone peeing on it.

The urine/liquid spilled for a while before it stopped, and then, the voice of the bald boss came from above: "Scold, scold loudly, hehe, after a few days without eating or drinking, you will beg me to pee for you to drink!" ”

"Who the hell are you?" I shouted.

"I'm just a grocery store owner." The bald boss smiled: "There is a price list here, I will come back in a few days to ask you what you want to buy, rest assured, this commissary is good and cheap, hahaha......"

As a piece of paper was dropped from the top of the trap, the laughter faded away, and the sound of the iron ring on the thick-backed machete above could be faintly heard, and it seemed that the three giants were still guarding the top.

The piece of paper fell slowly, picked it up and looked at it, it was a price list, which said that instant noodles cost 500 yuan a bucket, mineral water 300 yuan a bottle, etc., casually threw the note, the food in our space bag is enough for us to eat until next year, and they want to blackmail us with this, but there is no door.

Lighting a cigarette, the two continued to discuss ways to escape.

"Otherwise, I'll get their attention, and as soon as they show up, you'll shoot a rocket launcher at them." The fat man spat out the smoke.

"I suspect that these three giants are puppets who have been charged with drugs, and the instructions they received are to guard the entrance of the cave, no matter what tricks we play, he will not look down, but you can try it." I groaned.

Throwing away the cigarette butt, I took out a bazooka and slung it over my shoulder, aiming at the hole, feeling like an Afghan militia preparing to hit an American plane.

The fat man waited for me to be ready, and suddenly shouted in a thick throat: "Step on its rice and come to the rice, Siga ho lade, croaking clavicle Adi ......"

After shouting for a long time, there was no response at the entrance of the cave, and it seemed that the fat man's trick was useless.

I put away the bazooka in a dejected manner, and I scolded fiercely: "Damn, just take a gamble, fatty, you just throw a grenade at it, throw it out, and if you are smashed down, you will blame us for our bad life." ”

The fat man spit out the cigarette butt in his mouth, touched his grenade and smiled: "I've wanted to do this for a long time, grandma's, people die in the sky, and immortals become immortals!" ”

I hurriedly grabbed the fat man and said with a wry smile: "Damn, I'm just talking, don't you cooperate so much, okay?" ”

"Haha, I knew you wouldn't let me throw it! I'm just talking! The fat man laughed.

"Well, why don't we pull the latch and test their reaction first."

"Okay." The fat man shook his arm, twisted his waist, and warmed up: "If only the grenade was hit by them, it would have exploded because of the violent impact." ”

"It can't be." I dispelled the fat man's illusions: "This kind of grenade, even if you throw him in the fire, or even get hit by a bullet, it will not trigger." ”

The fat man laughed, took out a grenade from the space bag, rounded his arm and shook it hard, and the grenade flew towards the entrance of the cave quickly.

I have to say that the fat man's strength and accuracy are extremely amazing, and this grenade did not deviate by half a point, and flew directly to the entrance of the cave.

Just as the grenade flew to the entrance of the cave, three knife lights flashed, and the grenade was hit by one of the machetes, and with a ding, it fell to the ground.

Sure enough, the task of the three giants was to guard the entrance of the cave and not let anything out. Damn, why did they react so quickly? If it's really a puppet, then the person who makes the puppet is too powerful.

Note 1: Recently, a reader asked me that I exaggerated the power of the shotgun, which I remember mentioned in Chapter 137 of 'The Great War Doll 2' in 'The Author Has Something to Say', and some people may not be reading the genuine version, or they are not logged in to the account, so they can't see 'The author has something to say', (So, everyone still has to watch the genuine version, laugh first.) I'll repeat here that a real shotgun hits the body at close range in the shape of a sieve, and a big hole is blasted out, which is deliberately written like this in the novel for the sake of effect, and if there is a reader who sees something wrong, laugh it off.

In the following episodes, I will also write about all kinds of scenes of being shot by shotgun bullets with a big hole, these are just artistic processing, as if the protagonist in TV is shot and still has nothing to do, it is impossible in reality, if you are really hit by a bullet, especially a 54 pistol or a desert eagle, a shot in the chest, there may only be a hole the size of a peanut in the front, but there is a hole about the size of a bowl in the back, just ask, who can be as if nothing is wrong in this situation? It's a miracle not to die...... Ahem, we won't discuss these details anymore, and you don't have to take it seriously, just laugh it off, laugh it off, haha.