Chapter 118: Theft
The big yellow duck didn't wake up for a long time, and I didn't know if it would come back to life, and the rest of us couldn't do anything for a while. In a hurry, the lazy man seemed to have something in mind, but he frowned, but he didn't say anything. Seeing this, Hu Ye said, "What can I do?" ”
The lazy man shook his head and said, "I don't know if it's useful, but you can give it a try." Then, he stood up and turned around, pulled a near-finished water bottle from his bag, and poured the water inside. I couldn't see what he was doing, and after a few moments I heard a rattling sound, like he was releasing water. Suddenly I realized that traditional Chinese medicine believes that all human beings are treasures that can be used in medicine, such as hair, nails, human blood, urine, and even stool, and further down, human flesh, human bones, human viscera, placenta, and baby flesh can all be used in medicine.
In ancient times, when a large family got sick, in order to survive, they secretly bought some children from poor families to make medicine. People eat the world's delicacies and herbs, a sound of skin and flesh from head to toe is a treasure, the original "Compendium of Materia Medica" in the human medicine, and later the founding of New China, the "Compendium of Materia Medica" from the new compilation, deleted most of the content of the human medicine, only the purple river car (placenta), human yellow (stool) and other drugs that do not hurt people.
This person's urine is said to have a saying of detoxification and cleansing, which smells disgusting, but it will make people feel refreshed and clear.
It seems that the lazy guy wants to give it a try. This girl took a dozen pees from herself, and she didn't frown, and drank it directly. I was disgusted and said, "Your appetite is too good." The lazy man wiped his mouth with his sleeve, yawned, and said lightly: "You haven't experienced the real desperate situation, so you have a small appetite, wait and see if it works." ”
These words seemed to arouse Hu Ye's memory, and at this time, a few of us had nothing to do, so we could only wait for the lazy reaction, and Hu Ye told us about something.
Six years ago, when he was abroad, he took over a job, of course, that job was not an inverted bucket, after all, there was very little oil and water abroad, so they occasionally took on some private expedition work. That time, Hu Ye was accompanied by a group of foreigners, and the destination was a place called the Valley of the Grim Reaper, where it is said that an ancient civilization was born, and what this expedition team was looking for was the clue of that civilization.
The Valley of the Grim Reaper is really not a good place, not to mention the hardships in the middle, the group finally entered the ancient ruins, but encountered a landslide and were trapped in it.
Hu Yedang even showed his own ability to fight against the thief hole. This hand, the foreigners who watched were dumbfounded.
People are trapped in the hole, if you want to dig the hole back, there will be soil, and the soil can not be discharged, which is the reason why many people are trapped and die, but there is a way to play in the hole, which does not need to be unearthed, so Hu Ye wielded a whirlwind shovel to punch the hole, who knew that halfway through the digging, but on a huge stone slab. In desperation, they had no choice but to give up their plans to steal the hole and began to look for other ways out.
In the process, everyone's food and water were gradually consumed, and when they finally found an 'exit', it was a narrow crack that could only be reached into by a single hand.
Everyone was in a desperate situation, and if they wanted to get out, they could only passively wait for someone to find out, so they began to shout for help.
However, due to the harsh and arid environment, the Valley of the Grim Reaper is already sparsely populated, and people often come there. In this way, a week passed, and for the first half of the week they ate dry food and drank water; And in the second half of the time, I drank my own urine and ate all kinds of bugs that accidentally got in.
Later, I didn't even have any urine.
Soon after, it rained, and the rain flowed down the low-lying terrain, and they had a bottle to collect two bottles of rainwater with dirt, and it was only until the end that they survived.
Two weeks later, a group of adventurous young men came to the Valley of the Grim Reaper and spotted their tracks, which led to the call to the police. Fortunately, they are a relatively professional expedition team, so although the owner received a fine, Hu Ye and the others are fine.
Hu Ye smiled rarely, and said, "That was a very important experience for me. I've been in a lot of danger, but I've never had such a lack of food, and you may not imagine that in the end, we can't even drink more of our own urine, and we take a small sip in our mouths before we are willing to swallow it for a long time. The bugs, the spiders, the scorpions, the big green-headed flies, and their larvae, actually taste very ......."
As a story on the side, the tofu that I listened to with relish at the beginning almost didn't spit it out at this time, saying; "Larvae of flies. Isn't it just maggots? Uncle, please stop talking, I'm going to throw up. ”
At this moment, the lazy man suddenly got up, and then, he nodded at us, and a flash of joy flashed on his face, and said, "It worked." ”
Works?
Could this urine really detoxify?
I turned my head to see that the faces on the wall were still there, and then the lazy man took a step back, and the head corresponding to him protruded from the wall and bit at him, biting him in the neck.
Suddenly, I saw a burst of blood spurting out, and the smell of blood became even stronger, but the lazy man didn't seem to feel it, his expression was still calm, and I immediately understood that these things could no longer affect him, and even, he probably couldn't see this Sian illusion anymore.
Fortunately, we didn't have time to pee after all this toss, and now we are also coming, in general, it is better to drink our own urine than to drink other people's urine. Hu Ye and I each took bottles, unbuttoned our pants and peed. Tofu was anxious to scratch his ears and cheeks, he was scared to pee on the crotch of his pants, and he couldn't pee at all at this time, I drank half of it with my breath closed, leaving the other half to him, and said, "Drink, see if you see it, at this time, you still have to rely on me." ”
Tofu didn't appreciate it, and it stinked so hard that I was angry when I heard it, so I pinched my mouth and poured it down for him.
After some tossing, the smell of urine and blood in this place is intertwined, plus I drank urine just now, I feel nauseous when I think about it, and my stomach is overturned, and I can't vomit. It is estimated that in about four or five minutes, I smelled the smell of blood in my nose and slowly faded, and after a while, I could still see blood, all the blood on the tofu was gone, and there was no gun hole in the middle of the big yellow duck's forehead, but he still fell to the ground with a dead face.
Looking at the mural on the wall, it was still the same as before.
A qiē and a qiē are like a dream.
Only then did everyone breathe a sigh of relief, holding the big yellow duck who didn't know whether they were alive or dead, and they didn't dare to delay, and hurried out of the pagoda.
When I arrived outside the tower, it was pitch black, with a mountain wind, with water vapor, and a little cold.
I looked at the watch on my wrist, it was about eight o'clock on my wrist, it was dark in the mountains, and there was no moonlight tonight, and I couldn't see my fingers.
We turned on the flashlight and hurriedly gave the big yellow duck first aid, Hu Ye divided half of his urine and forcibly poured it into the big yellow duck, I don't know if it is useful. At this moment, the wooden box dyed with corpse incense had been tightly wrapped in the leather, and there was no fragrance coming out.
Hu Ye gave first aid to the big yellow duck, this time the situation was better than the last time, after a while, the big yellow duck suddenly coughed, his breathing began to slowly recover, he opened his eyes leisurely, and only after a while did he breathe weakly and came out with a sentence: "This, is this the underworld?" ”
I said, "Have you ever seen such a handsome bull and horse face as me?" ”
When the big yellow duck saw me, he was surprised and said, "Brother Chen, you are also dead?" Hu Ye scolded, asked him to sit up, motioned for him to look at the surrounding environment, and said that we had come out of that pagoda. Immediately afterwards, he said the doorway that dyed the corpse fragrant wood, and the big yellow duck realized that his death was 'not worth it', so he almost rolled his eyes angrily.
I said, "Be content, it's good to wake up and not be vegetative." While talking, everyone got something, completed the task, and there was no major damage, and they were all very happy. When it was dark, they set up camp on the spot, lit a bonfire, sprinkled it with sulfur powder, and went into a tent to sleep. Tofu and Yellow Duck were not scheduled, and the rest of us were on guard for three hours. The lazy man took the initiative to keep the first shift, and the rest of us went into the tent to sleep, and did not say anything all night.
When everyone woke up the next day, they suddenly noticed that there was one person missing.
Looking at each other, Hu Ye asked me, "What about the kid next to you?" I had a feeling that something was wrong, but I still hoped it wasn't what I thought, so I said, "I don't know if I'm going to the bathroom, I'll look around." Immediately after that, he shouted the name of Tofu.
It didn't take long for the lazy thing's always indifferent tone to become a little cold, and said, "Don't look for it, the thing is gone." He shook out a piece of leather, and saw that the box we had worked so hard to get had been opened, and it was empty.
Cold sweat flowed from my body immediately.
It's a corpse fairy.
It's no wonder that after that devouring, the corpse fairy didn't move, it turned out that it had been waiting for the best time.
At this time, Hu Ye said: "I found a line of footprints, which he left, hurry, chase!" ”