Sitting in the school cafeteria, Qu Fattou chattered vigorously: "Wang Dabaihuo, you are a little miserable, don't you come to the cafeteria to catch the wind for Lao Tzu?" Anyway, your food is also bad. Look! Is this fish-flavored shredded pork or fish-flavored shredded radish? Is this a fucking chicken leg or a quail leg? ”

I smiled dryly, "Be content, you, this is today!" Come a few days early, Lao Tzu can only bubble bags of instant noodles for you to catch the wind! ”

Qu Fattou complained in his mouth, and he ate a lot of things. He made four and a half of five chicken legs!

A table of dishes was basically drawn into his stomach, so he bought eight large meat buns and went back for supper

One meal wiped out my meal card

My day! Lao Tzu just saved a week's food expenses!

I carried my luggage and led Qu Fattou to the dormitory, this guy didn't know what he brought back from the army, and he was dead.

I'm as tired as a dead dog, Qu Fattou is leisurely, holding a toothpick in his mouth with his hands behind his back, looking at the past senior sisters and smirking, and blowing two hooligan whistles from time to time, provoking the sisters with red faces and red ears, and they don't dare to look at him.

Seeing this, I secretly said: Good you puppet! I haven't seen you in all these years! The coquettish whistle of this hooligan is still there!

Sometimes I think about it, fate is actually quite unfair, think I Wang Zilong has been on campus for more than three years, and the girls who sit downstairs every day change their looks and play cool, why have no girls ever looked at me more? This fat head wears green skin, blows two hooligan whistles, and the girl who provokes her is red and heartbeat, and she is panting?

Actually, I also know the answer, this ditch fat head is more than one meter and eight meters, standing there with a straight waist, walking and tigery, short hair and eyes, the corners of the mouth are naturally upturned, looking really like Yu Zecheng in "Latent", and then wearing green skin, full of soldier ruffianism, just the so-called hooligan police soldier, bad men are naturally attractive to women, and they can't complain that those girls are crazy when they see this fat head

On the contrary, look at me again, and use a sentence that Qu Fattou said before: I'm really blind to your name! Since I was fifteen years old when I jumped to 1.7 meters, I haven't grown one again, and I barely reached the standard of second-class disability stipulated by the state, and my weight reached 18 when I was at the highest.

After some things in my sophomore year, my weight has dropped, but I have become much older, and Qu Fattou just said that the folds on his face are like sand bones.

Actually, it's not as miserable as he said, people who are thin are like this, their skin is a little loose, their eyes are a little bigger, and their legs and feet are obviously a little thinner, but they definitely don't touch the sharritch!

Like a Chihuahua at most

"Imp... The benefits are good! The female classmates here look very eye-catching. Qu Fattou threw a wink at a sister next to him as he spoke, and the girl he provoked had spring water in her eyes, and she couldn't wait to pounce on him and bite him twice.

I scolded in my heart: Your grandson is too inauthentic! Rubbing my brother's meal card, the woman who also robbed my brother thought about my brother's feelings! I still can't resist the luggage and give you a service soldier.

"Almost! Wipe your saliva, and don't be afraid of embarrassing your troops, let your instructor see it, and take your breath over! ”

Qu Fattou listened, his neck stiffened, and he replied with a straight face: "Lao Tzu has retired from the army, and he is still afraid of him as a bird, besides, if our instructor is here, his eyes will be straighter than mine!" You don't know what to do, in the past few years as a soldier, in the barren mountains and mountains, I haven't seen a woman, on weekdays, the brothers see the sows raised in the cooking class, and they feel pleasing to the eyebrows..."

As soon as I heard this, I quickly asked him to stop, if this really said a piece of man and beast, I would have to spit out half of the chicken leg I ate

After wandering around the campus for a long time, I and Qu Fattou went back to the downstairs of the dormitory, and while the aunt in charge of the building was not paying attention, I led Qu Fattou upstairs.

When I entered the house, I threw Qu Fathead's luggage on my bed, pointed to the bed of the dormitory boss and said to Qu Fathead: "You sleep here these days, this cargo is out for internship, and you won't come back!" Qu Fattou answered, fell asleep on the bed, thinking that he was tired after two days of train, Qu Fattou lay down and chatted with me for a while, and then fell asleep, I smiled, put a blanket for him, and climbed into bed and fell asleep.

The two slept in the dark, during which the other two people in the dormitory came back, and they also found an internship unit, and they wanted to live in the unit.

At ten o'clock in the evening, I and Qu Fattou woke up hungry one after another, to see that it was late, and I was too lazy to go out to eat, just at noon I also bought a few meat buns, I used the alcohol stove to cook two bags of instant noodles, pursed a few eggs, and the two of them dealt with each other indiscriminately to fill the stomach.

When he was full of wine and food, Qu Fat was restless again, so I asked him to take him out to experience the nightlife of the campus, and I told him: "This point, except for the field battle in the bushes, there is no scenery to see."

When Qu Zhifeng heard this, his eyes lit up, and he had to go out to see the difference between the field battles on this campus and the troops.

I hurriedly stopped: "It's a big night, you let the police rest for a while, don't go out to make trouble!" The menopausal woman downstairs doesn't like me all day long, and if I catch the two of us, it's enough for me to drink a pot by virtue of staying outside the school. ”

Qu Fattou pouted when he listened: "Wang Dabaihuo, you are really getting more and more pumping, let you be obedient when you see the old lady at the door?" ”

I snorted and said, "You know what a fart!" The old lady was very yin, and when I went out to buy cigarettes, I went out with my front foot, and she locked the door with her back foot! I froze outside for a night, and if we were locked out this time, my brother would really have to fight with you in the field. ”

Maybe my words really made Qu Fat Chrysanthemum nervous, and this thing didn't take the stubble, and reached out and dragged the luggage off the bed: "Okay, if you don't go out, you won't go out!" Just take a look at the souvenirs I brought you! ”

I teased, "What good things can you bring me?" Don't steal the village widow's pants. ”

Qu Fattou ignored me, lowered his head and rummaged in his luggage bag, threw a bed with his torn pants and waistcoat, and only found out what he was looking for for for a long time, and yelled: "Look at the officer, look at it!" With a "Peng" sound, I put the things in my hand on the table, and I stared at it, good fellow! I said how the fat head's luggage is so dead, and he has such a thing in his bag!

I saw a statue of Guan Gong wearing gold armor and standing with a knife on the table.

The statue's eyebrows, eyes, and beard are lifelike, and the golden armor broadsword is extremely exquisite, which makes people like it when they look at it.

"Well, this gift is interesting enough, isn't it? Serious cannonball leather made! Qu Fattou looked at me with joy on his face and said proudly.

I couldn't help but be moved when I heard it, using shells to make such a complex statue of Guan Gong, it is estimated that it is not easy to polish it, and it is so delicate to make it difficult.

However, I've seen a model of an airplane cannon made of shell skin bullet shells, and I really haven't seen anyone who uses these to make Guan Erye, and this fat head is also unique.

The more I look at this Guan Gong statue, the more I like it, I pick it up from the table and look at it carefully, this one looks closely, and I feel that something is wrong, the heart shield on the chest of this Guan Erye is very strange, a bald old man with a side side, engraved with six big characters: three years of the Republic of China...... Isn't this a fucking Yuan head!