Chapter Eighty-Seven: Who Cut Your Long Hair?
After breakfast that day, Wang Lu took out a razor from the backpack he took up the mountain, and touched his hairy beard - it's time to take care of his own image, and if he doesn't shave, he will really become a cave man on the top of the mountain.
The razor was found from a small barber shop on the street in Yinjiang Township.
Township residents here rarely use home safety razors such as Geely razors, and mostly use electric razors, although Wang Lu has also found several electric razors before, but has been reluctant to use batteries. He had collected all kinds of dry batteries, which he had collected in a foam box, and a raincoat on it, and placed them on the beams of the main hall, where they were ventilated and dried, and could be stored for a longer period of timeβand there would certainly be a time when they would be of great use.
It's good to shave with a razor blade.
The light in the bedroom was very dim, and there was no mirror, Wang Lu didn't dare to "off" the knife himself, and turned around to find Chen Wei.
Four years ago, Wang Lu sat impatiently in a community barber shop covered with dandruff, rummaging through soft beauty journals and lining up behind a few abasans, waiting to spend five minutes shaving his bald head for 15 yuan.
simply bought a set of 89 yuan electric ceramic barber knives online.
Encourage Chen Wei to give herself a haircut.
Chen Wei naturally didn't dare to use a knife on his head, Wang Lu repeatedly instigated - isn't it just to shave his head, just take the barber knife and push it all the way to the end, when the barber in the barber shop in the community is busy, he doesn't ask the little girl who sweeps the floor and washes her hair to plane herself. The little sister can plan, but the lady can't plan?
After trying it once, Chen Wei's confidence increased greatly, and she touched Wang Lu's green scalp and said excitedly: "When I retire in the future, I will also open a barber shop, which will be opened in the downstairs carport of our house, 5 yuan a piece, and I will ensure that I will rob all the business of the barber shops in the surrounding communities." β
After Chen Wei shaved Wang Lu's head, she used Wang Bi'an's head to practice, and she actually looked decent, and earned back the money she used to buy barber knives early.
There was no electricity on Yashan, so she asked Chen Wei to try to shave herself with a razor, and by the way, she tried to take care of her hair, not only Wang Lu herself, but even Wang Bi'an's hair should be shaved well.
Although Chen Wei uses scissors from time to time to cut and scissors, but the scissors are not as good as a razor after all, and the hair is cut like a dog has gnawed, Wang Lu thought about it, in the future, both father and son shaved their heads - refreshing and clean - there is a temple on the mountain, and there is an old monk living in the temple, and the old monk said to the little monk: Living in the Dragon King Temple, the Dragon King Temple is also a temple, how to do it without shaving your head.
Wang Lu turned out of the bedroom, and with a glance, he saw Chen Wei standing in the courtyard, not only her, but also Xie Ling.
Xie Ling sat on a chair with her back to Chen Wei and a towel around her neck.
Chen Wei held a pair of scissors in one hand and Xie Ling's long hair in the other, and was hesitating to ask, "Are you really going to cut this long hair?" You've been raising it for a long time, haven't you? What a shame it was. β
Xie Ling chuckled and said, "The hair is long, it's inconvenient to do things, Sister Chen Wei, aren't you yourself short haired." β
Chen Wei smiled: "What you said is true. Since giving birth to Wang Bi'an, I have cut my long hair, and the more I cut it, the shorter it gets, Wang Lu has talked about me for this, and what long hair is feminine. He knows what to say, I feed my children every day, wash diapers, buy vegetables, wash clothes, mop the floor and wipe the table, this long hair, how annoying and annoying it is, just washing a head, how much time it will take me, cut it, that is called pleasure. I can't let myself suffer for the sake of Wang Lu's good-looking appearance. β
Xie Ling said: "Sister Chen Wei, you can think about it, I used to want to cut my hair short, but it was all the sisters in the same dormitory who shouted what long hair can be done in the beauty salon, so I left it." Now, who is left with this long hair? Besides, Brother Wang and I often have to go down the mountain to fight zombies, and this long hair is all in the way, but it is still cut cleanly. β
Wang Lu was stunned, "Brother Wang"? Is this a new name for yourself? Yes, what kind of "uncle" was deliberately screamed by Xie Ling when she pretended to be ignorant at the beginning, and now she naturally can't export it anymore.
called "brother", but it was so intimate that even Wang Lu himself felt that he had heard hiccup; It is not appropriate to call the name "Wang Lu" directly; The "master" and "uncle" that Ningbo and Hong Kong people are accustomed to calling are too alienated.
"Brother Wang", with a hint of respect, is familiar and affectionate, but it does not give people too much of a nickname. It's good.
Wang Lu hugged his arms and watched Chen Wei hold up Xie Ling's long hair: "Then I really cut it." β,
"Scissors." Xie Ling said neatly.
Chen Wei raised the scissors, pulled up her long hair, and was about to go under the knife at the height of her neck.
"Wait." Xie Ling said.
She raised her hand and compared it on the back of her neck: "Sister Chen Wei, a little higher." β
Chen Wei raised her hand.
"Higher."
"Higher."
"Alright, here it is."
Chen Wei whispered, "Won't it?" It's also too short. β
Xie Ling said crisply: "It's okay, Sister Chen Wei, you can cut it." β
Chen Wei heard the resoluteness in Xie Ling's words, and no longer hesitated, tried her best to put away Xie Ling's long hair with her hands, held it, clicked, and dropped the scissors.
Strands of long hair quickly fell to the ground.
Chen Wei used scissors to comb the hair roots on the back of her neck again, and took a few back glances, "Okay." β
Xie Ling took off the towel around her neck to block her broken hair, stood up, and smoothed her hair with her fingers: "Great, that's what it looks like." β
Wang Lu saw it clearly, it was a commonly known mushroom head, and its hair and feet were almost flush with the earlobes. This kind of old and scummy hairstyle, except for a few non-mainstream, can only be seen in film and television dramas with the theme of the Republic of China.
Xie Ling turned around: "I'll go wash my hair." β
Chen Wei hurriedly said: "Don't be greedy for cold water, there is still hot water in the pot on the stove, when I put down the scissors, a lot of broken hair fell, wash it with hot water and clean it up." β
Xie Ling saw Wang Lu standing at the door of the bedroom, and smiled calmly: "Brother Wang, how is my hairstyle?" Sister Chen Wei cut it for me. β
Wang Lu nodded: "Not bad." The next time I'm in town, I'll be drilling upstairs and downstairs, but there will be no hair wrapped around here and there. β
Xie Ling brushed the broken hair on her forehead: "That's what Brother Wang said." I went to wash my hair. Wang Bi'an, help me get a basin. β
Watching Xie Ling pull Wang Bi'an into the kitchen, Chen Wei swept Xie Ling's long hair on the floor and asked Wang Lu: "Is there something wrong with me?" β
"Well, it's fine." Wang Lu scratched his beard absentmindedly.
This beard and hair are still good to keep.
Let Chen Wei take care of it, although she is refreshed, but she has changed from a bearded uncle who pulls a lamp to a little white face in the city.
When dealing with people, first impressions matter.
In the face of a little white face, the other party will have a contemptuous heart, and will easily dare to insult you and hurt you.
But in the face of a hairy uncle, you don't need to speak, it's just a fierce look, and the other party should always weigh it.
I will definitely meet more survivors of the end times in the future, and when I deal with the other party for the first time, I have this image of "I'm not a good person" with messy hair and hair, which can more or less deter the other party.
Even if it's just for a while.
In order to survive and fight, Xie Ling was willing to give up a green silk.
Isn't my Wang Lu as good as a little girl?
The ancient Lanling King, in order to intimidate the enemy, deliberately wore bronze masks to cover his "flower and moon appearance".
Now there is a king's road, grow hair and beard, shock the enemy in front of you, and do not let the ancients specialize in beauty.
Wang Lu was intoxicated with his YY, Chen Wei stared at his face and said, "Why is this beard so long." Come here, I'll cut it for you, if you don't cut it, you can go to Huaguo Mountain to be a monkey. β
Black smoke came out of Wang Lu's head, lady, why don't you boast of being a husband and my beard is as powerful as a lion?
Compare me to a monkey! When have you ever seen a monkey with a beard -- people are born with hairy faces!