Chapter 221: The Teasing Gourd Baby

Yu Xiaojia was also a little stunned, I don't know why Xiao Fat suddenly mentioned this old rotten sesame thing, Xiao Pang was forcibly interjected by Lulu, and he felt a little embarrassed for a while - in other words, why did he want to say this ugly thing to the beautiful sister in front of him.

He said nonchalantly, "I'm leaving." "Wipe your head and go.

"Wait!" Yu Xiaojia stopped him again.

Chubby didn't look back: "What's the matter?" ”

Yu Xiaojia bit her lip lightly: "You have been wearing a mask, I haven't seen your face yet, if you come back, how can I recognize you?" ”

Xiaopang patted his head: "I'm sorry, I was careless." He turned around and pulled down his mask.

Yu Xiaojia saw that although Chubby was called "Chubby", he was not fat, but his face was a little round, and he was a little childish. The reason why he wears a strange mask may be because he doesn't want others to look down on him.

On the road to becoming a man, a boy always likes to be mature, and it is not until later that he understands how short and precious youth is.

Xiaopang was a little flustered by Yu Xiaojia's gaze, obviously full of martial arts, but his hands and feet had nowhere to swing, he hurriedly pulled on his mask again, and said sullenly: "Be careful, take care!" He turned and ran away.

Yu Xiaojia raised her hand and muttered, "You must come back--come back safely with Bai Xiaofei." ”

Sun Xiaohou said unconvinced next to him: "Actually, my skills are not weaker than Uncle Xiaopang, why can he save the master?" I can't go? ”

Lulu took Sun Xiaohou's hand: "Because you want to protect Lulu." Uncle Bai Xiaofei said, your task is to protect me. ”

Sun Xiaohou glanced at Lulu, who was still wearing a fawn suit - oh my God, when will this little kid grow up? How many years do you have to protect her? I aspire to be a man like Sun Dasheng and kill monsters every day, instead of staying with a little doll and wiping her nose!

Next to him, OnePlus Two and the evil sister whispered: "Evil sister, I'm not mistaken, right?" It seems that there is an emotional drama going on again. ”

The evil sister pushed one plus two: "You have nothing else in your mind except for bloody Korean dramas?" You still say that others, look at the appetizing milk, he can't take it off when his eyes are on you. ”

The appetizer spread his hands: "Why did it happen to me again?" Am I not concerned about your safety--ahem-ahem-"

The evil sister frowned when she heard the cough: "Appetizer, you are getting weaker and weaker, I have heard you cough for a long time and have not recovered." Are you still a man? Your cousins Bai Xiaofei and Chubby are real men! It's a pity, I met your cousin too late, otherwise, I don't care if he has Xiaohui or Xiaowei in his heart, he will definitely snatch love, there are too few such good men in the world today, and you must grab it if you encounter it! ”

The appetizer coughed more violently - this time I was frightened by the evil sister, and it was the first time I heard that the junior should be so arrogant!

Bai Xiaofei "drove" the gourd baby corpse brother to tease the spider corpse brother and the giant tuber corpse brother, flying in the air unhurriedly, sometimes seeing that the corpse brother had signs of turning back, Bai Xiaofei clamped the neck of the gourd baby corpse brother and forced him to fly low, but it was spitting, insulting, deliberately pulling hatred, and letting the corpse brothers catch up again.

Bai Xiaofei tossed for a long time, getting farther and farther away from the centipede corpse brother and Xiaowei's house, and he estimated that Yu Xiaojia and Xiaopang and the others should have succeeded, laughed, patted the gourd baby corpse brother's head, flapped his wings, and walked away, throwing down the spider corpse brother and the giant tuber corpse brother howling in vain on the ground.

Bai Xiaofei drove the gourd baby corpse brother to a relatively quiet neighborhood, clamped his legs, and "landed", however, a strange scene happened, the gourd baby corpse brother who had been obediently obeying Bai Xiaofei before actually disobeyed the order for the first time, and was still hovering in the air, not only that, but he also flew higher and higher, flying to the middle of the clouds, Bai Xiaofei was in a white vast cloud, and he couldn't see anything.

Bai Xiaofei frowned, and punched the gourd baby corpse brother with a heavy punch: "Hurry up and land!" Otherwise, I'll kill you! ”

However, the corpse brother of the gourd baby did not seem to obey the order at all, but hissed: "If I die, you will die too." ”

Bai Xiaofei suddenly realized, it turned out that this gourd baby corpse brother was not stupid, he saw that he had gotten rid of the pursuit of the spider corpse brother and the giant tuber corpse brother, and he was worried that once he landed, he would unload the grind and kill the donkey. So he refused to land, but flew higher and higher, if he dared to kill him, then Bai Xiaofei himself would fall from the sky like a stone and fall into a piece of meatloaf.

Seriously, Bai Xiaofei actually didn't think about killing the gourd baby corpse brother - although this idiot was stubborn, it didn't seem to cause much harm to himself, and then again, if it wasn't for the gourd baby corpse brother today, he would definitely have killed the spider corpse brother and the giant tuber corpse brother under the double attack, and the gourd baby corpse brother would still have no merit.

Bai Xiaofei thought for a while: "Okay, I, Bai Xiaofei, swear here, after landing, I will never kill the gourd baby corpse brother, and because of the help of the gourd baby corpse brother this time, if he falls into my hands in the future, I will spare his life." ”

Although the gourd baby corpse brother gradually opened his mind and knew his own safety, after all, he was still like a mengtong, as soon as Bai Xiaofei swore an oath, he recognized it as true, flapped his wings, and slowly landed on the ground.

Bai Xiaofei jumped lightly, and jumped up from the back of the gourd baby corpse brother - this time riding the gourd baby corpse brother to fly, it feels fresh and enjoyable, sitting on a winged mount and being thrown by Yu Xiaojia with a whirlwind, it is really very different, Bai Xiaofei prefers the feeling of the former - because it is more free.

Bai Xiaofei couldn't help but glance at the gourd baby corpse brother - although this thing is stupid, he is a fool and a fool, and along the way, I don't know how Lu Dao evolved into what it is now.

I remember that when Xiaohui and herself first met it, it was so weak that it couldn't even break the glass curtain wall of the hotel, but now it has evolved multiple times, and it has grown wings to soar for nine days. This adventure, put in the online novel, is a proper pig's foot halo.

Damn, why doesn't Lao Tzu have good luck with a corpse brother, the stimulant transformation that he finally got is now gone, if it weren't for the ancestral exercises, he would have died long ago and there would have been no bones left.

As soon as the gourd baby corpse brother waited for Bai Xiaofei to land, he immediately flapped his wings and soared into the sky, screaming in his mouth: "Bai Xiaofei, I will come back!" Then, bang, bang, bang, a series of sounds sounded, and the gourd baby corpse brother was tied up in the air!

But it turned out that the place where Bai Xiaofei landed was an old community, mostly low-rise bungalows, mixed with houses and businesses, and cobweb-like wires were pulled everywhere in the air.

The gourd baby corpse brother was in a hurry to get out, and he got up in the air without a head or brain, and hit a few wires headlong, originally this wire couldn't stop the gourd baby corpse brother, but the problem is that the gourd baby corpse brother's hands and feet are still tied by spider silk, and the harder it flappes its wings and struggles, the more tightly the wires and spider silk are entangled, and at the end of the day, even half of its wings are tied, and the whole body hangs upside down on the wires.

"Ha Lu Ha ......" Bai Xiaofei looked at the second appearance of the gourd baby corpse brother, couldn't help laughing, laughed out loud, he had seen many corpse brothers, some were murderous, some were bloody, some were arrogant, some were ignorant, and some had the strength to defy the sky, but there was no one who was as funny as the gourd baby corpse brother. --"I'll be back", is the gray wolf too much to watch?

Bai Xiaofei found a sharp knife from the uninhabited bungalow next to him, jumped lightly, lifted the wire, and aimed the shiny sharp knife in his hand at the chest of the gourd baby's corpse brother!

The gourd baby corpse brother seemed to be stunned, and even forgot about the struggle, just stammered: "You, what are you going to do?" You—you promised not to kill me--"

Bai Xiaofei played with the sharp knife in his hand and looked at the gourd baby corpse brother teasingly: "You melon baby, I don't know if people swear now, it's the same as farting?" If the oath worked, those guys who took money to post on the Internet would have died a long time ago. ”

The gourd baby struggled frantically: "You don't count!" You don't talk about it! Deceitful! Deceitful! ”

Bai Xiaofei said gloomily: "Lao Tzu not only deceives people, but also kills people!" ”

He raised the sharp knife high, raised his hand, and stabbed it at the gourd baby corpse brother, the gourd baby corpse brother screamed and closed his eyes - after a long time, he realized that he did not feel pain, and the gourd baby corpse brother quietly opened an eye.

I saw that Bai Xiaofei was struggling to cut the spider silk on the corpse brother of the gourd baby with a sharp knife, and when he saw the corpse brother of the gourd baby secretly looking at himself, he flattened his mouth: "Hey, you are still a corpse brother, why are you so timid?" Look at you, you're all wetting your pants. ”

Sure enough, there was a wet stall on the ground below the gourd baby corpse brother, and the gourd baby corpse brother asked blankly: "You don't kill me?" ”

Bai Xiaofei had already finished cutting the spider silk, and went to cut the wire--fortunately, the handle of the knife was plastic and did not conduct electricity--carefully let the wire head avoid the gourd baby corpse brother, so as not to electrify him, and said in his mouth: "Lao Tzu is a well-known good man, saying that one is one, and what he said is the water that has been spilled, how can he take it back." If he says he won't kill you, he won't kill you, and if he says that he will spare your life in repayment, he will spare your life. ”

The last wire was cut, and Bai Xiaofei clapped his hands: "Okay, we're clear." The next time we meet, let's divide life and death. ”

The gourd baby corpse brother glared at Bai Xiaofei, bared his teeth, suddenly flapped his wings, flew straight into the air, and threw a sentence from afar: "Bai Xiaofei, let's see!" ”

Bai Xiaofei covered his face - yes, it is another classic anime line, the predecessor of the gourd baby corpse brother, he deserves to be an anime fan.

Bai Xiaofei sat down on the street, trembled his hands, and took off the golden needles on his body one by one - in fact, his physical strength has reached the limit, and the time limit of the golden needle puncture point has long passed, if the gourd baby corpse brother does not fly away again, Bai Xiaofei will really reveal his old bottom.