Chapter 34 The Tsundere Tianshan Tong Grandma

"Senior sister, don't be angry, that villain has already been ambushed." Wu Yazi said helplessly, I didn't expect that after not seeing each other for many years, my senior sister's temper was still so hot.

"En. But? Tianshan Tong turned her head slightly and smiled at Lu Wuchen: "Boy, are you sure you can heal my junior brother's legs?" ”

"Huh!" Lu Wuchen smiled slightly: "I can not only heal the legs of Wuyazi's predecessors, but also restore your crazy body." ”

"Restore my mad body?" Tianshan Tong's grandmother looked at Lu Wuchen, and then sneered: "Boy, don't say it's you, even if my master Xiaoyaozi is alive, there is no way to restore me to my original state, don't talk big about being a man." ”

"Senior sister, I believe this little friend's words." Wu Yazi twisted his beard and said righteously: "Xiaoyou once bluntly said in Drum Mountain that Senior Sister will have a catastrophe in the near future, and after we came all the way, we did find that it was as Xiaoyou said. ”

"Oh?" Hearing the words of the junior brother Wuyazi, Tianshan Tong looked at Lu Wuchen in surprise, and then smiled: "Boy, if you can really cure grandma and me, then whatever you want, grandma will satisfy you." ”

Lu Wuchen smiled slightly, arched his hand and said, "Thank you for Grandma Tong's reward first." ”

"You're kind of funny, kid." Tianshan Tong's grandmother smiled slightly, then turned her head to Wu Yazi and said, "Senior brother, my skills today have not recovered, you can help me protect the Fa." ”

"Yes." Regarding the particularity of the exercises practiced by his senior sister, Wu Yazi was also very clear, and nodded in response at the moment.

The younger brother who watched nodded his head, and Tianshan Tong's grandmother immediately sat down cross-legged, pointing to the sky with her right index finger and pointing to the ground with her left index finger.

"This ...... This is the 'Eight Desolations and Six Combinations' and I am the only one who respects the merits'......" The black boss who was standing far away exclaimed, and Lu Wuchen also looked at this great miracle in the Heavenly Dragon World Realm with a curious expression.

Eight desolations and six together only I respect the martial arts is the supreme martial arts of the Vulture Palace, must be based on the best internal strength, in order to practice, this skill is extremely powerful, but there is an inconvenience, that is, every 30 years, you need to rejuvenate once. After returning to childhood, his skills returned to his original form. If you want to regain your strength, you need to re-cultivate every day, and every day is a year, and you must drink raw blood at noon before you can cultivate. In the original play, Li Qiushui also calculated the time when Tianshan Tong's skills declined, so he came to seek revenge.

At this time, during the operation of the exercises, the white gas exhaled from the nose of Tianshan Tong's grandmother entangled around her head, lingering, gradually becoming thicker and thicker, becoming a white mist, covering her face, and then only hearing the bones of her whole body, like bursting beans.

Boss Wu and the others looked at each other, not knowing why, and Lu Wuchen was also at a loss, always feeling that this exercise was about to become a cultivation exercise, and this picture was too sci-fi.

For Grandma Tong's unique martial arts, Boss Wu also knows a little about it, and this martial arts is still heard by him, I don't know what it is. However, they still know one thing very well in their hearts - at this time, Tianshan Tong's grandmother is practicing, which must not be disturbed. Otherwise, something really went wrong with her, and all of her people would have to be buried together.

So there is no need to command, Wu Boss led people to surround the surrounding area can be said to be impassable, a certain tragic rabbit just appeared in their sight, for a while the sword qi is horizontal, flying knives are scurrying, the rabbit is killed in an instant, and the most powerful guy lifts the stone and smashes it into the ground completely, turning into meat sauce, which can be called the most tragic rabbit of the year's cause of death, there is no one.

Lu Wuchen couldn't help but smack his tongue when he saw it, if there was anyone who was the safest person in the world at this time, it would definitely be Tianshan Tong's grandmother - even the emperor who was far away in the palace probably couldn't compare with her.

After a long time, the sound of popping beans gradually became softer and thinner, and then the white mist gradually faded, seeing that Tianshan Tong's nostrils continued to inhale the white mist, and when the white mist was exhausted, she opened her eyes and slowly stood up.

Lu Wuchen and Boss Wu rubbed their eyes at the same time, they seemed to be a little dazzled, and they felt that the expression on her face was quite strange, but they couldn't say what the difference was.

Tianshan Tong's grandmother glanced at Boss Wu and said, "You are really very knowledgeable, and even my 'Eight Desolations and Six Combinations' also know the Tao." ”

Boss Wu was sweating profusely and stammered, "Yes...... Be...... The villain has also heard of it, but he has never seen it, he has never seen it......"

Tianshan Tong's grandmother suddenly snorted coldly: "Hmph! Indeed, you are bold. At that moment, he no longer asked him, but said to Wuyazi: "Senior brother, do you think I look good-looking now?" The voice is delicate and soft, and the attitude when talking to Boss Wu is simply a 360-degree turn.

Wu Yazi looked at her carefully and said with a smile: "Yes, after a closer look, it is a little bigger." ”

Hearing Wu Yazi's praise, Tianshan Tong's grandmother was very happy, and said with a slight smile: "Hehe, it's still the junior brother's eyesight." That junior brother, you say that I am better looking than her? "The one Tianshan Tong said is naturally Li Qiushui.

Before Wu Yazi could speak, the Wu boss who was standing on the side stared at Tianshan Tong for a long time with wide eyes, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but move, he wanted to speak, but he couldn't say it, and after a long time, he suddenly fell to the ground and whimpered: "I...... I should have known that I was really the number one fool in the world. I...... I just said that you are a girl in the Vulture Palace, how do you know it...... You...... You are actually the grandmother of Tianshan Mountain! ”

Hearing Boss Wu's words, Tianshan Tong said proudly: "Otherwise, who are you and me?" Your grandmother is like a girl, are you blind and can't see it? As he spoke, he coquettishly said to Wuyazi: "Senior brother, don't pay attention to these people, or answer my question quickly." ”

Wu Yazi: "......"

Lu Wuchen: "......"

Boss Wu and others: "......"

Looking at the Tianshan Tong who was coquettish to Wuyazi, Lu Wuchen touched his chin, and suddenly felt that this Tianshan Tong was also quite cute, this is the standard tsundere attribute, and with her figure, a tsundere old Lori? Huh? Why do you want to add an old word in front of Lori? Delusion, it must be an illusion!

For the frightened Wu Boss and the others, Tianshan Tong Grandma turned her head and smiled: "Speaking of which, I have to thank you for your help, I have a strong enemy coming that day, Grandma is unwell, it is difficult to resist, it just so happens that you came to carry me down with a cloth bag, so that Grandma and I escaped a catastrophe." ”

Wu Yazi asked in a low voice on the side, "But...... Autumn water has come? ”

Tianshan Tong said with a smile: "Of course, otherwise how could I be caught by these dog things?" Wu Yazi immediately stopped talking.

Lu Wuchen looked at the Wuyazi who looked at his nose and nose, and suddenly sighed secretly on the side, "Alas, the emotional problems of the older generation, one word, chaos!" Two words, it's too messy! ”

Speaking of this, Grandma Tianshan Tong suddenly showed a fierce light in her eyes, looked at Boss Wu and the others, and said sharply: "Fortunately, after you caught me, you didn't do anything wrong with me, otherwise, I wouldn't have forgiven you and others." ”

Hearing the loud shouts of Tianshan Tong's grandmother, Wu Boss made a "poof" sound, knelt down on his knees, and said: "Grandma, as the saying goes, those who don't know are not guilty, if Wu Boss knew that your old man was the Tong Grandma I was in awe of, Wu was bold, and he would never dare to offend you." ”

Tianshan Tong sneered: "Fortunately, you didn't offend me, otherwise even if my junior brother intercedes, I will first plant seven or eight life and death talismans for you, so that your life is worse than death, and then ask my junior brother to kill all you beasts and feed them to the dogs." The three of my senior brothers and sisters are still my junior brother's highest martial arts, and it is easy to kill all of you. But you invited a group of demons from the thirty-six caves and seventy-two islands to decide to betray me, but what do you say? ”

Wu Lao Da knew that Tianshan Tong's grandmother was unpredictable, so many people were controlled by her, but whenever she was in a bad mood and wanted to take her own life, she couldn't stop kowtowing, her forehead hit the mountain rocks, only a dozen knocks, and her forehead was already dripping with blood, and shouted: "Grandma Mingjian, we gathered here, we didn't have a heart, it's just a ......."

Tianshan Tong said coldly: "Just what? ”

Hearing the coldness in Tianshan Tong's words, Wu Boss and the others suddenly trembled all over, kowtowing their heads while asking for Tianshan Tong's forgiveness.

"Seniors, they are also confused for a while, so don't scare them anymore." Lu Wuchen said.

Seeing Lu Wuchen speak, Boss Wu and the others also said in unison: "Yes! "Yes! We are confused, otherwise how dare we sentence your old man? "We're gathered here to give you a gift!"

Tianshan Tong snorted coldly and said, "A bunch of waste." Since this kid is talking for you, I'll let you go. In the future, I will be smarter, and then dare to do nonsense, grandma peeled his skin and planted ten and eight life and death charms for him, so that he will suffer a lot, and the real life is better than death! ”

"Yes!" "Yes!" The owner of the main island of a dry cave wiped his sweat desperately, but he finally put his mind at ease in his heart, after all, his life was saved.

Tianshan Tong's grandmother suddenly jumped, jumped on the back of Wuyazi sitting on the boulder, and said coquettishly: "Senior brother, you haven't carried me for decades, carry me back to the palace." "In the face of Wu Yazi, Tianshan Tong is no longer the shy and moody Vulture Palace Master, but has turned into a Lori.

"Ahem......" Regarding his senior sister's request, Wu Yazi couldn't help coughing a few times, and his face was a little ashamed.

Lu Wuchen: "......"

The black boss and others who kowtowed and were full of blood in their heads: "......"

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