On the way home, Wang Xiaohu and Shen Xu complained to William Lin, saying that he was blind and didn't provoke Gao Qi's tigress, William Lin was very aggrieved, and he defended vigorously: "Dude just said hello to her, didn't talk nonsense to her, why are you coming to our New Year?" ”

Shen Xuan pondered for a while, and was very serious: "According to the poor monk, Gao Qi has taken a fancy to you, you have blue eyes and a high nose, a pure-bred foreigner, and now girls like foreigners, but William, the poor monk gave a piece of advice today, color is empty is color, the poor monk was also a temperament back then, and finally understood this truth, so that I am what I am today." ”

Wang Xiaohu said: "I can't think of the master and ** rhyme, come and tell me, how did you realize?" ”

The three of them went out of the Nike store and wandered around, Wang Xiaohu was also idle and teasing the shell, but he didn't expect Shen Xuan to be very serious, he was silent for a while, and suddenly sighed, and said: "I remember that it was a summer, my master and I went down the mountain to make a relationship, and when we passed through a small village, a ** tried to keep us at her house for the night." She knew that the monk was very strong in that aspect, so she made calculations. ”

It was late at night, and the woman came to our room dressed very sexily, and did everything she could to make a joke on the pretext of giving the opportunity to bring dinner. My master and I didn't see it. I was actually moved, but I was afraid that the master would blame me, so I pretended to be indifferent. As she was leaving, she knocked three times on the door.

I asked the master, "Master, what was she doing just now?" ”

The master said solemnly: "She is tempting us to hell!" "I put my hands together and spoke out loud about my sins.

It was late at night, and I didn't fall asleep, thinking about the woman's movements as she walked. Suddenly understood. When I got up, I found that the master was no longer there. I got up and went to the door of **, and found that the master was going to hell with the woman. I rushed in at once, shouting, "Master, I'm here to save you from hell!" My master shouted: "Don't be afraid, apprentice, the Buddha has a saying: If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" You are protecting the Dharma at the door, so you can't let people disturb the master's practice! Later, when the master's merits are completed, you can also practice in this hell! ”

"Since then, I have realized the truth that color is emptiness and emptiness is color, Amitabha, William, the poor monk advises you to stay away from Gao Qi, that kind of tigress, you can't afford to provoke."

Shen Xu's words, it is not next to that, and it has nothing to do with enlightenment, obviously he saw a paragraph there, and when he said it and pretended to be a calf, Wang Xiaohu glanced at him with disdain, and said: "This is an old joke, is there anything new?" ”

"The poor monk's real feelings, what kind of joke are you talking about?" Shen Xu's mouth was very hard, and he was afraid that Wang Xiaohu would expose his bottom, so he said to William Lin: "William, stay away from Gao Qi, don't bother me and Xiaohu." ”

William Lin took a sip and said: "You are still worried about yourself, don't forget, Gao Qi is a policeman, have you hidden the copper chime you stole from others?" Don't let her arrest you, our brothers won't bring you food for the New Year. ”

"Oops, I'm Cao! Forget about this stubble! "The cautious bald donkey is not poor anymore, and he doesn't go shopping, he pulls the two of them home, and when he gets home, he picks up the copper chime and runs out, Wang Xiaohu shouted for a long time and didn't call it back, and it took half an hour before Shi Shiran came back, a picture of a monk.

Time passed in the calf, two days in a row did not have an accident, a heart was put in the stomach, in a blink of an eye it was thirty, the firecrackers in the morning did not listen, scared Wangcai drilled into Wang Xiaohu's house for a day did not come out, Wangcai is a very strange puppy, usually does not eat much, does not see it hungry, very clean not to say, not to say that he does not urinate in the house, as if he has been trained.

The three of them did not have the effort to take care of the wealth, slept until noon before getting up, and began to prepare the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, as the saying goes, hit a thousand, scold ten thousand, and eat a meal at thirty nights. Busy all year round, this meal always has to be eaten well, the three of them are all uplifted, washing vegetables, washing dishes, Wang Xiaohu, the three of them, can be regarded as cooking, and it is also the skill he practiced when he wandered with his father all year round.

Tossed until almost seven o'clock, Wang Xiaohu was finally busy with a table of dishes, including big dishes, cold pots, hot stir-frying, and two highlights, one is hot pot. One is fish. The hot pot is boiling, steaming, warm and sultry, indicating that it is prosperous; "Fish" and "Yu" are homophonic, which is a symbol of "auspicious celebration", and also means "more than every year".

There is also a radish commonly known as a cabbage head, wishing a good fortune; Lobster, fried fish and other fried foods, wishing the family prosperity like "cooking oil on fire". The most lull is mostly a sweet tooth, blessing the days to come sweet and sweet, a bottle of two pots, even if it is all.

Wang Xiaohu didn't forget the stove kings in the kitchen, ordered a plate of incense, and each dish was served out first.

At this time, the sound of cutting boards from every house, children playing and setting off firecrackers outside, and the sound of firecrackers from the streets and alleys, mixed with laughter everywhere, came and went, full of joy, intertwined with a piece of festive joy.

The dishes are all together, and the people are all together, just three people, open the wine and pour it, turn on the TV to watch the Spring Festival Gala, wait until eight o'clock, Gao Qi didn't come, the cautious bald donkey shouted that his stomach was hungry and cramped, Wang Xiaohu estimated that Gao Qi forgot about this stubble, beckoned William Lin and Shenxu to make it, watching the Spring Festival Gala while eating, if you don't watch the Spring Festival Gala, there is nothing else to do, I never thought that Shen Xu's bald donkey was very excited, just listening to him vomit badly, the vomit is quite level, what to say, this year's Spring Festival Gala is curious, the TV series went to sing, the singing went to talk about cross talk, and the cross talk went to act in a sketch, The skits don't come to the Spring Festival Gala......

In short, that's not right, and I made a lot of nonsense about the host lineup, what to say, a pair of mandarin ducks and a pair of bases, three small ones and a T, and a rotten girl to watch three Ps......

Unconsciously, it was eleven o'clock, and the cautious bald donkey drank a little too much, bragging with Wang Xiaohu and William Lin, blowing big, the clouds and mountains were foggy, Wang Xiaohu and William Lin didn't bother to take care of him, turned their heads to watch TV, this will be a magic show, a little man in Taiwan has been very popular in the past two years, what is the close-up magic, Wang Xiaohu and William Lin held back all night and waited to find flaws, and looked at it carefully.

Just when the eyes of the two of them were round, I don't know if it was because the power supply was insufficient, or the old 29 color TV in their house was too long, and it turned out to be ...... Flashed a few times, and the fat face that was drunk was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and he was waiting to watch it, when he saw that the TV was not powerful, he stood up and shook his chest and said to Wang Xiaohu and William Lin: "Dude has also been mixed in Lanxiang before, leave this little matter to me......"

"Shenxu, hurry up, I'm waiting to see, damn, it's been one night, and the chain will drop at this time." William Lin was in a hurry.

"Hiccup!" Shen Xu burped and said, "Look at the Sprinkle family." As he spoke, he walked up to the TV and recited a mantra: "Ah, Mommy Mommy Red!" Then he raised his fat hand and snapped it against the lid of the TV...... Slap, while shooting, shouting: "I let you not give power, I let you not give power......"

Wang Xiaohu and William Lin were dumbfounded, and the cautious bald donkey learned electrical repair or Shaolin mudra in Lanxiang?

Not to mention, Shen Xuan took a few shots, and the TV turned out to be really clear, Shen Xuan couldn't help but say proudly: "See no, it's just that you owe ...... beating" After speaking, he wanted to boast a few words proudly, but he was pushed away by William Lin, and the TV was playing at a critical moment, but suddenly it started to bang again...... and everyone on the TV had a mosaic on their faces.

No one thought about it anywhere else, thinking that the TV was broken again, William Lin hurriedly said: "Be cautious, shoot two more times." Shen turned around with a loud voice, and his fat body blocked the TV, still the same, Mommy Mommy Red...... Then he slapped it three times, suddenly stopped, looked down at the TV, rubbed his eyes and said: "Hey, when did you change the host, I haven't seen this one, it's quite handsome!" He whistled into the TV.

At this moment, the light bulb in the room suddenly flickered violently, and the rhythm was dazzlingly fast, and Shen put his arms on the TV, hehehehehe...... Wang Xiaohu felt that something was wrong, and he didn't move when he dragged it, and looked at the TV along the gap he exposed, and couldn't help but feel a chill all over.

The party on TV is still being held lively, but the host is no longer the familiar eldest sister of the Dong family, but the ghost concubine in a red wedding dress...... smiled and even stretched out his hand.

Wang Xiaohu hurriedly shouted: "Be cautious, don't move!" ”

This voice shouted earth-shattering, Shen Xuan was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at Wang Xiaohu's eyes in a daze, Wang Xiaohu was about to drag him, but saw that his body trembled, and one of the ghost concubine's hands stretched out from the TV and grabbed Shen Xu's hand.

I'm Cao! How can the ghost concubine be like Sadako, and she can still reach out from the TV, is it time to climb out of the TV next? Wang Xiaohu's mind turned like this, Shen Xuan was dragged and stumbled, and did not crawl out of the TV as Wang Xiaohu thought, but dragged Shen Xu's hand hard, as if to drag him to the TV, and what surprised Wang Xiaohu even more was that Shen Xu's hand was already inside.

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