Chapter 67: The Beast Language Expert in History
Although the shopkeeper lost the money in the bet, he had to admire the "magical ability" of the Jews just now. The people in the courtyard also talked about it, and they couldn't help but sigh at the ability of this foreign devil.
Among these people, there was a teacher who looked like a teacher, shaking his head and hanging up his bookbag: "If you want to say, this is not unusual, Confucius's disciple Gongye Chang knows bird language." During the Northern and Southern Dynasties of China, there was a man named Shen Seng Zhao (also known as Shen Seng Zhao, alias Fa Lang) who could understand the speech of animals and communicate with them. When he was serving as the county commander, Xiao Ji, the king of Wuling who was guarding the town at that time, asked Shen Seng Zhao to accompany him to hunt.
Shen Seng Zhao walked halfway and suddenly wanted to return. Xiao Ji, the king of Wuling, was very strange and asked him why he had to go back halfway through. Shen Seng Zhao replied that the border was in an emergency, and he should immediately go back to deploy and mobilize troops. This made Xiao Ji even more puzzled, as the supreme military commander, he had not received this kind of military report, how could a small county order know.
So he asked Shen Seng Zhao where he got the news. Shen Seng Zhao explained that he could understand the tiger's language, and he heard the news from the tiger's roar just now. Sure enough, not long after, someone sent an emergency military situation, and the actual situation turned out to be the same as what Shen Seng Zhao said.
Another time, on a summer night, Xiao Ji, the king of Wuling, set up a banquet in the pond pavilion to entertain guests, and the pavilion by the pond was very cool, but the chirping of the frogs in the pond came and went, very harsh, and even the conversation between friends was also affected by the noisy frog call, Xiao Ji, the king of Wuling, was very distressed about this, but there was nothing to be done.
At this time, I saw Shen Seng Zhao walking to the edge of the pond and loudly reprimanding the frog in the pond, and surprisingly, the frog suddenly stopped chirping. The banquet went smoothly in a quiet environment, and the guests were quite happy, and when it was over, Shen Seng Zhao came to the pool and said to the frog, 'Now you are free to chirp,' and the frog immediately began to chirp again. The guests couldn't help but be surprised when they saw that Shen Seng Zhao had such an ability. These things are not groundless, they are recorded in the official histories of "Liang Dian", "Taiping Yulan", and "Southern History". ”
Mr. Teaching's words are also very fresh for people to hear. This Jew seems to have the same abilities as the people in the story to be able to communicate with animals.
The shopkeeper was a little reluctant to see everyone, but he gritted his teeth, took out a piece of silver from his bosom, and unwillingly prepared to put it into the hands of the Jews.
Suddenly, someone on the side obviously wanted to deliberately embarrass this foreign devil, so he shouted loudly: "Shopkeeper, don't give the silver to this foreign devil first, you must let him explain, how to do this, if the explanation satisfies everyone, it's not too late to give him the silver, what do you say?" ”
"Yes, let him explain, how can he make the donkey cry for a while, and make the donkey laugh for a while, if he doesn't tell the truth, the money will still not be given to him", the others coaxed vigorously.
The Jew was a little calm, and his expression did not change in the slightest as if it were a calm, mirror-like lake. He nodded slightly and said, "Okay, then I'll tell everyone."
When everyone heard that this foreign devil was going to reveal his secret, they immediately fell silent, and everyone pricked up their ears and listened with great curiosity and earnestness.
The Jew cleared his throat, raised his voice, and said in his magnetic accent, but still a little weird-sounding:
"Why can I make a donkey laugh? Actually, I do know the 'donkey language', I just said a word to it in a language it can understand, and it laughed when it heard it, what did it say? When I say this, everyone will definitely laugh the same as this donkey, but what the hell is it that has such an effect, I am saying, 'The thing below me, the man, is bigger than the thing yours'. When the donkey hears this, it will definitely laugh, and it will definitely think: how is it possible, how can the size of the human guy be compared with that of our donkey? This ** of our male donkey is surprisingly big in the animal kingdom. It thinks I'm bragging, and it's funny, so it laughs, and people must think the same way."
As soon as the Jews finished speaking, the crowd erupted in very enthusiastic laughter, some of whom could not straighten up with laughter, and some of whom were squatting on the ground with their stomachs covered in laughter.
At this moment, the Jew's expression finally changed slightly, and there was a subtle, contemptuous, and strange smile on the corner of his mouth.
Of course, some of these people are more intelligent, and they seem to have heard the voice of the Jews: "Is this foreign devil playing tricks on us?
But most people can't think of this, they just think that this foreign devil is too funny, and the words just now are too funny. After a long while, everyone slowly eased up, and some of them covered their stomachs with a little ache and asked, "Then why did you make that donkey cry later?"
The Jew sneered slightly, and then said, "It's simpler, I took the donkey to the corner, and then I took out that guy of mine and let him look at it, and it saw that mine was really bigger than it, and it collapsed at that moment, because the only thing that the donkey is proud of is that the thing under it is big, but suddenly I find a man who is not only ten thousand times smarter than it, but even that thing, which is bigger than it, and it has no advantage in comparison, of course it will be very sad, so it will shed tears." However, even if this donkey is a little self-aware, he will be sad and sad when he sees that he is inferior to others everywhere, and he is stronger than some people, if for a person, my thing is bigger than him, and smarter than him, he may not be as aura as a donkey, and he knows that he is brave after being ashamed. ”
Everyone laughed wildly again, but some people pondered the words of foreign devils, and felt a little harsh, and it was clear that they were using the topic to scold Huai.
However, because this matter is both wonderful and meat enough, it spread quickly, and in the end, everyone knows about it, and no one knows about it.
There are also many people who feel that this Jew is actually teasing the Chinese, but regardless of the Jew's motives, people feel that what he did is not something ordinary people can do. Of course, this incident also made people understand one thing: that Jewish guy might really be bigger than a donkey's, and if that were the case, how could an average woman stand it.
For this kind of thing, ordinary people say that it is over, but for a woman, this matter is of great significance, because this woman is so special.
As for how to make a special law, we have to start with the experience of a famous doctor in the county.
The famous doctor was in his eighties at the time, but he was still young and agile. Because of his superb medical skills, he has accumulated a lot of wealth, because he is very rich in money, so at this age, he rarely goes to the doctor, usually in his own big house, watching his children and grandchildren around his knees, full of children and grandchildren, happy and happy to live a happy life.
One day, Li Yuan, who opened a silk and satin village and a tea house, sent someone to invite him. This Li Yuanwai has just reached the age of fifty, but within a radius of several hundred miles, one of the largest families, very rich, Li Yuanwai's mother is still there, but her health is not good, so Li Yuanwai often asks the old famous doctor to see his mother, so the two are very familiar.
As soon as he heard that Li Yuanwai invited him, the old Chinese medicine doctor did not dare to slack off, and immediately sat in the sedan chair that had been prepared outside and went straight to Li Yuanwai's house.
As soon as they met, the old doctor saw Li Yuanwai's sad face, so he cautiously asked, "Is the old woman slightly ill again?" Li Yuanwai did not answer directly, but politely invited the old famous doctor to sit down, and on the other hand, instructed his subordinates to bring the best tea to entertain the old famous doctor.
The old doctor saw that Li Yuanwai was preoccupied, and he didn't answer himself positively just now, so he felt that this time was different from the past, Li Yuanwai must have something unspeakable, he was very interested and did not continue to ask, but picked up the tea and slowly tasted a few sips, he was waiting for Li Yuanwai to take the initiative to say.
After a long while, Li Yuanwai sighed heavily, and then began to open the conversation box and talked about the hidden pain in his heart.
It turned out that this Li Yuanwai's wife died early, and later, he remarried a Zhang who was nearly 20 years younger than him. This Zhang is very beautiful, and his face and figure are very perfect.
However, on the first night of the candle in the cave room, Li Yuanwai found that this Zhang family's desire was super strong. At the beginning, Li Yuanwai was very happy about this, the two of them turned over the clouds and rain together when they were fine, sometimes several times a night, beautiful like flowers, plus there were all kinds of styles on the bed, which fascinated Li Yuanwai. Slowly, Li Yuanwai was a little out of strength, although looking at the wife on the bed, the figure was exquisite, the peak was towering, the buttocks were slightly swinging, and the thin waist was swaying gently, but the heart was more than enough and the strength was insufficient, and later Li Yuanwai began to eat all kinds of aphrodisiacs, supplements, etc., but he still couldn't fully satisfy Zhang.
Especially after Zhang gave birth to his first child, that desire became even more vigorous. Not only was the desire stronger, but also the body changed, and Zhang's mouth began to grow a beard.
It's weird that women have beards. In order to prevent this kind of scandalous thing in his family from spreading, Li Yuanwai always asked Lang Zhong from at least a few hundred miles away to come to his house, and after reading it, a special person was responsible for sending him away. But it seems that countless sums of money have been spent and a lot of Langzhong has been hired from the outside, but there is still no effect. Zhang's desire is getting stronger and stronger, and the beard is still long.
As soon as this woman's desires are not satisfied, her temper will become very irritable, especially for the Zhang family, plus her original personality is very fierce, so she often turns the family upside down, and Li Yuanwai is now over fifty years old, and her desire and body are even more declining, and she has no ability to appease the Zhang family from the desire.