Chapter 13: Boy Urine

At this critical juncture, suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of a black shadow flashing from the side, and for a moment I felt a cool air swishing from the bottom of my feet straight to my head, and my back was cold.

"Holy! What a situation this is! Could it be that this 'ghost' is still a living thing!? "I felt like I was about to suffocate, my heart was beating violently in my throat, and my palms were sweaty. I haven't opened my eyes yet, and I can't see ordinary ghosts at all, but if I can see them, then I'm afraid this thing has already been cultivated into a spirit!

"Meow!" My mind was in a mess, but a cat meow came into my ears.

I hurriedly turned my head to look, and there was a black cat squatting next to me! Only then did I realize that the black shadow that had just jumped past was this black cat! I was relieved.

The black cat was not small, bigger than any cat I had ever seen before, and now it was half-hunched, with round eyes, staring at the cheap, as if it had found its prey, ready to attack.

And I was so frightened by the black cat, but I was a little sober, and my mind was excited, and I suddenly thought of the simplest and most effective way to deal with the upper body of the ghost - use child urine!

I didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, I immediately unzipped my pants, took out the words, and aimed at the who was struggling painfully on the ground, however, maybe because I was too nervous, I couldn't pee!

Damn, at such a critical juncture, so unlucky! On weekdays, I pee far away with the, and I almost never lose!

I tried my best to concentrate and tried to hold back a bubble of urine, but who knew that the urine didn't come out, and with a "poof" sound, I held back a loud fart. What was even more unexpected was that as soon as this fart sounded, the black cat squatting on the side immediately pounced on the cheap as if it had received an attack order.

It pounced on the cheap at once, screamed "meow", and before I could react to what was going on, it quickly chased it to the side.

The black cat jumped up and down, waving its paws back and forth, and I didn't know what it was chasing, but I didn't see anything anyway.

I was completely confused, and I was staring at the black cat in the distance, when I suddenly coughed a few times.

As soon as I heard the cheap cough, I immediately turned my head, and then I realized that I didn't know when I actually urinated the urine that I couldn't hold back for a long time, and a column of water the thickness of chopsticks sprayed straight out of the cheap face, and the reason why he coughed was because the urine choked.

"Phew! Bah! The cheap realized what was going on, he got up with a bone, didn't say a word, reached out and pushed me violently, I haven't finished peeing, he pushed me like this, staggered, tripped under his feet on the uneven road, sat on the ground with a butt, a soak of urine was retracted, suffocating my little stomach for a while.

"Holy shit, you're fucking crazy!!" The cheap lifted his clothes and wiped his face, and scolded angrily.

Looking at the embarrassed look of the cheap, I couldn't help but laugh: "Haha, you're okay!" It seems that this boy's urine is really effective! ”

"Damn, you can still laugh!" The cheap got angry, raised his fist and smashed it at my head.

I hurriedly raised my hand to hold it and explained, "You were ghosted just now!" If it weren't for my boy's pee, you'd be in danger! ”

"Seriously?" Cheap and skeptical.

"Of course, I can fool you about this, otherwise why would you be lying on the ground and rolling!"

The cheap face turned white for a moment: "You...... Don't scare me! ”

"What are you scared about! This place is indeed a bit evil, let's hurry up! I glanced at the land temple, and it felt even more weird, and my body couldn't help but shiver.

The cheap didn't care about me anymore, and the two of them fled from here.

It wasn't until I saw the dim street lamp in the middle of the South Gate archway that we were relieved, but at this time I muttered in my heart again, how should I explain to Huang Yixian when I get home? If I go back so late, if I can't find a reasonable excuse, I'm afraid a violent beating is indispensable, not to mention the smell of urine all over his body, if Huang Yixian knew that I on him, he would have to peel off my skin.

I wanted to discuss countermeasures with the cheap, but he had just been subjected to a "ghost", and now he is still a little frightened, his face is pale, he doesn't say a word, his whole body is still trembling, and he can't listen to what he says, and he seems to be scared stupid.

It seemed that I was going to be beaten badly, and the thought of it immediately sent a chill down my spine.

When the two of us walked to the door, it was already more than eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, except for a newly opened song and dance hall not far away, there was still a noisy music sound, the rest of the shops were already dark lights, however, although Qibao Zhai had also closed the door of the store, but the small door on the side was hidden, and there was a dim light shining through the crack in the door, obviously, Huang Yixian did not sleep, he must be waiting for the two of us, maybe he was still holding the chilling ruler in his hand.

My heart couldn't stop beating wildly, and I subconsciously stopped, letting the cheap go ahead, the cheap guy was not afraid at all, he really had nothing to be afraid of, because Huang Yixian would never hit him.

The lowly raised his hand and pushed the door open, and walked into the house.

I didn't follow in immediately, but stood outside the house quietly waiting for Huang Yixian's angry scolding, but after a while, it was Zhai Bo's hoarse voice that came: "Why did you two come back, have you eaten?" ”

The cheap didn't answer Uncle Zhai, nor did he say hello to me, so he went straight upstairs.

I can't help but wonder in my heart, how could it be Uncle Zhai? Isn't Huang Yixian at home?

Because I couldn't figure out the situation inside, I didn't dare to enter the house, but I just looked into the house, but I really didn't see Huang Yixian! But I still didn't dare to enter, for fear that Huang Yixian would suddenly rush out of a corner, even though he would never do that.

Uncle Zhai found me, seemed to see through my thoughts, and said with a smile: "Hehe, come in quickly!" The owner was not at home and went out in the afternoon. ”

When I heard this, I was overjoyed, and then I stepped into the house. Uncle Zhai is easy-going, never loses his temper, and I am not afraid of him at all.

"Uncle Shi is really not at home?" I looked around, still a little apprehensive.

Uncle Zhai was fiddling with his dry tobacco stick, and replied without raising his head: "The boss went to the countryside this morning, and I don't know when he will come back." ”

A stone in my heart fell to the ground, and I suddenly felt relaxed, and I turned around and wanted to go upstairs, but Uncle Zhai suddenly raised his head and asked, "What's wrong with being cheap?" There seems to be something wrong with his face! ”

As soon as I heard Uncle Zhai ask about cheapness, I suddenly panicked in my heart, only to feel that my cheeks were hot, and I stammered before I stammered: "I...... We are...... It's all the way back, he ...... He may be tired. ”

Uncle Zhai didn't seem to notice the change in my mood, so he didn't ask any more questions, and continued to fiddle with his cigarette stick, I was afraid that he would see the flaw, so I didn't dare to stay longer, so I quickly flew and fled upstairs.

That night, I didn't sleep well all night, I couldn't sleep at first, and then I finally fell asleep, but I kept having nightmares, and the nightmare was not related to the mysterious things I encountered in the Land Temple, but related to the ruler in Huang Yixian's hand, in comparison, the ruler could arouse the deep fear in my heart more than the ghosts.

Early the next morning, with the crow of the big rooster in the yard, I woke up from my nightmare, rolled over and got up. Even though it was Saturday and I didn't have to go to school, I had already developed a habit of smelling chickens and dancing every morning and never staying in bed.

However, when I got dressed and walked out of the door, there was no movement in the cheap room, I couldn't help but feel strange, pushed the door open and went in, and saw that this guy was still lying on the bed, and he was actually covered with a big quilt!

It's a dog day now, the weather is hot, even in the early morning, it has to be more than 20 degrees, I usually sleep shirtless, and I don't know what kind of nerve this guy has today.

I stepped forward, lifted the big quilt aside, and shouted, "You maggots!" On such a hot day, I actually covered the quilt! Wake up! ”

I was about to pull him up, but he was curled up and still shivering. I hurriedly put my hand on his forehead, it was so hot! It seemed that I had a fever, so I immediately walked outside the door and shouted at Uncle Zhai, who was sweeping the floor in the yard: "Uncle Zhai! Come up and take a look, the cheap seems to be sick! ”

When Uncle Zhai heard this, he didn't say a word, and immediately threw the broom in his hand to the ground, and rushed upstairs in a hurry. Although Zhai Bo's left leg is somewhat disabled, and he limps when he walks on weekdays, if he runs in an emergency, his speed is not slower than that of a normal person. He soon came to the cheap bed, reached out and touched the cheap forehead, and then picked up the cheap left wrist to check the pulse for him.

Zhai Bo's expression became more and more solemn, and I watched from the sidelines, and I didn't dare to come out.

Suddenly, he stood up and lifted up the cheap clothes, and I looked at it and couldn't help but be surprised, only to see that there was a black mark on the cheap chest. The shape of this sigil is quite peculiar, it looks like a sigil.

"How...... How could it be ......" Uncle Zhai seemed to have seen a ghost in broad daylight, and his face changed suddenly.

I vaguely felt that the situation was serious, and I stood aside and didn't dare to ask more. He suddenly turned his head and said, "Go to my room and pick up the wooden box under my bed." ”

I hurriedly ran to Zhai Bo's room.