"Yo, did you start turning your arms out before you got through the door?" Who knew that this serious Lingxuan Daoist actually joked like this.

It didn't matter after he finished speaking, Ling Yun'er and I both blushed and lowered our heads involuntarily.

Brother Rat stepped back, fell on the table and said, "Why are these two people blushing?" Did you steal a drink too? ”

Ling Yun'er finally ran into the bedroom ashamedly when she heard this, and I had to scratch my hair in embarrassment, Lingxuan Daoist and Rat Brother Hahadaxiao.

Not to mention that this old man and Brother Rat are quite kind-hearted, because they are both alcoholics, and they see wine like their lives.

After a while, Ling Yun'er walked out, ran into the arms of the Lingxuan Daoist and coquettishly, and then said: "Grandpa, you just teach Tianyou some skills, besides, you have not been looking for a successor, our feeling will not be wrong, whether in terms of qualifications or character, Tianyou is definitely a qualified candidate." ”

When the Lingxuan Daoist heard that he had accepted me as his heir, his originally smiling face became gloomy, and he said unhappily: "How can the major event of the inheritance of the mantle be a child's play? Besides, my old man still needs to rush to ask someone to worship me as a teacher? ”

Anyone can hear this off-string sound, I'm not a fool, this old man is picky, and he has no face!

I hurriedly tidied up my clothes, then knelt down respectfully, and gave the Lingxuan Daoist three kneels and nine bows, and when I saw that he didn't mean to support me, I knew that this was done.

"Disciple Zhao Tianyou, I want to follow you to practice Taoism, and I hope that my predecessors will be fulfilled!" I said out loud.

This Lingxuan Daoist actually ignored me, still drank tea, and gave me a cold time. You say I can't get up, it's embarrassing if I don't get up.

Finally, Ling Yun'er couldn't look at it, pouted and said: "Grandpa, you just pretend, hurry up and see it and you can receive it, I don't know who a few days ago a strong babble Tianyou, saying that he is so good and that haode, if you can have such a successor, it is a blessing to cultivate, you are still stretched now, and people will regret it for a while, and they will not dare to see what you are doing!" ”

Yun'er winked at me after speaking, and the fool knew what to do, so I pretended to be helpless and said, "Hey, it seems that the old man doesn't want to accept me as an apprentice, so I won't force it." ”

"Who said I didn't want to! I, I, I just didn't finish my tea. "Lingxuan Daoist can't bear it anymore this time.

In this way, I worshipped Lingxuan Dao as a teacher and followed him to learn the true mountain arts.

We chatted together for a while, and the Lingxuan Taoist told me that the apprenticeship ceremony should be formal, and when I had time in the future, he would take me to the teacher's gate to hold it, and then mentioned the powerful ghost that Yun'er saw that day, and I told them what happened, and they also felt worthless for this girl, "Good is rewarded, evil is rewarded, it's not that it is not reported, the time has not come!" Don't worry, the cycle of cause and effect, retribution is unpleasant, and there will be a day for this girl to take revenge. The old man said in a deep voice.

I have always called Li Laodao as my master, although I now worship Lingxuan Dao as my teacher, but I can't call him out, I still use to call the old man, and he doesn't care, that's all.

"Oops! Look at my memory, Yun'er, hurry up and prepare the wine and food, the old bald donkey said that it will be this afternoon, I forgot about it! The old man patted his head and said.

Yun'er was also stunned after hearing this, and then quickly cleaned up the kitchen and ran downstairs at a speed like the wind, it seemed that she had gone out to buy vegetables

Brother Rat and I were stunned, what's wrong with these grandparents and grandchildren, aren't they just going to have a guest, as for that

The old man seemed to see my doubts, but he did not explain, saying that he would know when the old bald donkey came.

I really sighed at Yun'er's speed, and in less than ten minutes, I came back with a large basket of vegetables, and when I arrived in the kitchen, I heard the jingling sound.

"Hurry up and open the door and greet my old man!" A sound like a bell came into the house, and the living room of the earthquake shook chaotically, this time Brother Rat was in a hurry, and he would hold the bottle of Moutai for a while, and then hold the bottle of Wuliangye after seeing that it could not be poured.

The old man also hurriedly opened the door, and scolded before he saw anyone: "You old bald donkey!" It's called a donkey! Can't you be a bit of a monk, right? Every time I come, I make such a big name. ”

"Hmph, you dead bull nose! When is it not that you are in trouble looking for me, I am hurt every time, it would be good to come, and pick the fat and thin! As the words fell, an old monk in a yellow monk's robe walked in.

After I saw it clearly, I couldn't help but be surprised, and hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed, thinking that I don't know what happened today, how can I see that everyone has to kowtow.

It was none other than the Venerable Venerable King who saved my life in Mongolia a few years ago!

Several people were stunned by my actions, and Brother Rat ran over and stretched out his paws to touch my head, muttering, "God you don't have a high fever!" ”

Lingxuan Daoist reacted and said proudly: "Old bald donkey, do you think my apprentice is sensible?" What courtesy! ”

The monk didn't understand what was going on, frowned and said, "Donor, I don't know what you mean by kowtowing?" ”

Only then did I remember that although it had not been a few years, I was no longer a child, and my appearance had changed a lot, so it was no wonder that His Holiness did not recognize it, so he respectfully explained, "Son, I have a greeting to His Holiness Daci!" Don't you remember me? Three years ago, you saved a teenager who was fighting with ghosts in the grasslands of Inner Mongolia, and gave me an empowerment! ”

"Good, good! The two of us are really destined! Why don't you worship me as a teacher and practice with me away from the world? "When His Holiness remembered the past, he became a disciple again.

The old man also understood beside him, and before I could answer His Holiness Daci, he stood in front of me and said, "Okay, you old bald donkey, and you came to me to rob your apprentice?" Didn't you just give him an initiation? We're not uncommon! ”

As he spoke, the old man's big hand grabbed me, and he didn't have time to dodge, so he held down the Tianling Gai, only to feel a nightmare, and when I woke up, the two were already fighting together.

His Holiness was also torn off, and the old man's trousers were also open. I was about to step forward to fight, but Yun'er came out of the kitchen and said to me: "Don't worry about them, I'm used to it, I fight every time I meet, it's good to be tired." ”

There are strange things every year, and this year is especially numerous. How old are you and still fighting? is still two monks, a monk and an old Taoist, and it is estimated that they were photographed on the Internet, which is another sensation that has caused a sensation throughout the country.

I had no choice but to listen to Yun'er's words and set the table with her, and as soon as the food was taken out of the kitchen, the Venerable King Daci hurriedly shouted to stop, staring at the dishes on the table, and there was still drool.

As if nothing had happened just now, the two of them put on a high-ranking appearance again, sat upright, and ate the food one bite at a time.

"Master, I remember the last time I saw you wearing Tibetan Buddhist clothes, how did you change into this Han Buddhist monk's robe now?" I asked as I poured my wine.

The old man and Brother Rat took a sip and said: "He is proficient in Buddhism, and his Dharma is even more transcendent, and he is famous in the whole shijie, and he has honorary titles everywhere, and the great mercy of the Dharma King is the emperor of the Qing Dynasty."

I heard the Great Compassion King cough, and the old man realized what he didn't say, and I didn't explain no matter how much I asked.

I just know that he is proficient in Buddhism everywhere, and he follows the customs wherever he goes.

Later, we talked about the main topic this time, that is, the real purpose of the Great Mercy Venerable King, it is obvious that a monk like him will not come here to fight with the old man because he is bored, that is, he came for this place of nourishing yin.