Chapter 113: Who Fights Lao Tzu
Seeing the little monk with a group of people and so on gradually moving away, the fat man silently stood at the intersection outside Shoujing City, fell into recollection, when he first met Xiao Yi, Xiao Lan's lively and lovely appearance, Xiao Yi's quiet surname lady, all deeply touched the fat man's heart, now, dead death, separation, just parting, Xiao Yi had the courage to give the fat man a hug, and said softly in the fat man's arms, sorry. The fat man looked at him with sad eyes, and the fat man gently patted Xiao Yi's shoulder, and only said two words: Take care.
People are far away, fat man, don't look at it, we should go back, go back to our Qingping Cave, fatty, you kid will run out for a few days without saying a word, be careful when you go back, your father will beat you half to death." The old man of the system smiled and reminded the fat man.
The fat man grinned: "What are you kidding, my father won't beat me, I have this." The fat man raised the wine jug in his hand and sacrificed the monkey wine, a big killing weapon.
The old man of the system was speechless, and the fat man's triumphant edgeworth flew up. Go straight to Qingping Cave Sky.
The mountain is still the mountain, the water is still the water, but the person is not the person, the fat man descended the sword light at the foot of the mountain, walked back slowly, he didn't go back to the cave for several days, and the fat man was ready to see what his old nest was like now. When the fat man left a few days ago, Wu Fatian told him that the army in Yanzhao City was ready to bring civilians with all the troops to move in. asked the fat man what to do, but the fat man didn't bother to care about this kind of bird business, and directly let Wu Fatian watch and deal with it himself. If you really move here, then, now that you think about it, the cave should be very lively now.
Sure enough, in front of the passage of Qingping Cave, there was a steady stream of people. The fat man tightened the shabby jacket on his body, put his hands on his sleeves, lowered his head, and followed the flow of people who entered the cave and hit his head in.
"You, stop, what are you doing"? At the passage of the cave, I don't know when a sentry was set up, and a dozen or so soldiers stood there in neat military uniforms, and a long, thin, withered, shrewd-faced soldier shouted at the fat man.
The fat man was funny in his heart, but he pretended to be scared in his mouth: "I, I'll go home"!
"Go home, fart, show Lao Tzu, have you brought any good things, crystal nuclei, gold bars, watches or something, are there any, do you see, this is all a routine procedure for entering the cave, if you don't give Lao Tzu a little benefit first, you want to enter our Qingping cave, beautiful you, if you don't, just give Lao Tzu a go, we don't accept your garbage"? The soldier pointed to the large pile of crystal nuclei and gold bars on the table next to him, and said with an arrogant face.
The fat man acted like a stupid boy and asked stupidly, "Didn't you say that anyone can go in and take refuge, why, why do you have to give you things?"
"Boy, this uncle is in a good mood, let me tell you, this is called the entrance tax, you know no, the master of the cave clearly stipulates, no, how far is it, let me go as far as I want, damn, another poor ghost, ruined the uncle's mood." This is obviously the head of this group of soldiers, seeing that the fat man thought for a long time, he retreated to the side of the road, and said scoldingly.
The fat man was furious in his heart, but his face looked like he was fine, and said in his heart, grandson, uncle will clean you up in a while, Lao Tzu will return to his own cave, when will it be your turn to receive the benefits, the fat man decided to take a look, what are these soldiers doing here, and stood quietly on the side at the moment, silently watching the flow of people walking inside.
"Well, yes, two crystal nuclei, not bad, you guys, let's go in" The young man at the head walked in with his parents and brothers with a bitter face. After a while, the leader of the soldiers at the door collected a lot of things, and the people who planned to enter the Qingping Cave were still pouring here.
At this moment, a young man, with an old mother who looked like she was sick, came over with her arms.
"Boy, do you have a crystal nucleus? Gold is also fine, high-grade mechanical watches can also be used, if there is, put it here, you can go in, if not, get out, don't get in the way of Lao Tzu's good deeds." The leader of the soldiers had a cigarette in his mouth, his eyes squinted, and he looked like the eldest and his second, and said as if no one was there.
When the young man heard this, he quickly stopped, took out a few crystal nuclei from his body, reached out and took two of them and put them on the table, and helped the old mother to go inside.
"Slow down, hand over all the crystal nuclei on your body to the uncle, otherwise don't think about going in." This little head in charge is obviously a greedy lord for money, seeing that the other party took out a large handful of crystal nuclei, both eyes turned green, and blocked the figure of the two people who were about to enter, and said arrogantly.
"Why, didn't I give you both?" The young man obviously didn't want to cause trouble, so he held back his dissatisfaction and said in a low voice.
"Why, where did you get so much why, uncle, I asked you to hand it over, you have to hand it over, you bring it to me." The little leader took out a large handful of crystal nuclei from the young man's bag and said triumphantly.
"Big brother, can you leave me a few, my mother is sick, very sick, I think about going in, use the crystal nucleus to exchange some pills for my mother or something, leave me two." The young man's face was pleading, and his eyes flashed with anger and dissatisfaction. But for the sake of his mother's illness, he had to laugh and beg each other in a low voice.
"Your mother is sick, what's wrong with me, if you want to go in, you have to pay taxes, this is the rule, you can go in, go quickly, don't ramble on me." Let's go". The little leader waved his hand impatiently, and motioned to the young man to help his wife in a hurry.
The deception is too great, the Buddha has fire, and the young man is about to make a move as soon as he clenches his fists, but at this time, his mother let out a series of coughs, coughing and saying, "Mom is fine, don't make trouble here, go, let's go in." After saying this, the old lady coughed even more, and the frightened young man hurriedly helped his mother aside, patted his mother's back gently, and said worriedly: "Mom, I won't make trouble, you are okay, let's go into the cave, I heard that all the doctors in the city have moved here, I will definitely find a good doctor for you after entering." With the sound of coughing, the young man helped the old mother and slowly went into the passage.
Waiting to go in and saw this scene, all of them dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, the end of the world was sad, and they were all precarious, and finally found a place where there were no zombies and monsters, and they all arrived at the gate of this Qingping Cave, but they still had to accept this exploitation. Alas, the door is like this, and when I get inside, I don't know what to do, and a few young people on the spot left the passage angrily and resolutely walked towards the wilderness full of countless dangers in the outside world.
The fat man was about to explode when he saw his lungs on the side, this guy is simply here to ruin my reputation in Qingping Dongtian, I haven't seen it for a few days, when do you need to pay this entry tax when you enter Dongtian. The fat man was about to step forward to ask for an explanation, but something happened in front of him again.
It turned out that a very beautiful young girl accompanied her father in, these soldiers did not let them, but also shouted for crystal nucleus gold and other things, the young girl did not, pulled the old father and prepared to retreat, but these soldiers did not follow, one by one gossip said: "Beauty, don't go, don't you want to go in, it's good to say, our Young Master Bai will come over in a while, our Young Master Bai has nothing else, just like beautiful girls, if we Young Master Bai takes a fancy to you, don't say that you go in, just eat fragrant and drink spicy food every day, It's no problem to wear gold and silver all the time. ”。
Another soldier said: "Yes, this girl is not bad, maybe after Young Master Bai is on board, he will be happy in his heart, and give us a few kind words from Brother Wu, so that we can also join the escort team of Yanyun's eighteen cavalry."
After some rhetoric, the young girl was even more frightened, and pulled the old father out, but who knew that she was tightly blocked by these soldiers. The leader of the long, thin and withered, sharp-beaked monkey cheeks said hehehe: "If you want to leave, there is no door, it is your blessing to let Young Master Bai take a fancy to you, if Young Master Bai doesn't look down on you, just stay and wait for our brothers, hahaha."
The fat man couldn't help it anymore, collecting taxes and grabbing things was enough to make him angry, and now he actually grabbed people, this, this is his mother's typical bullying of men and women, and he strode out at the moment, and arrived at the front of the passage in two steps, snapping a big mouth down, and rolling these soldiers all over the ground, crying dad and calling mother.
"Who, who beats Lao Tzu, that dog beats Lao Tzu, doesn't he want to live?" The thin little leader in the lead staggered to his feet, scolding inarticulate as he crawled. Just as he was softening his swollen eyes, ready to see who had beaten him, he was greeted by a fat man with big feet.
The fat man kicked this guy out more than a foot away, and after the kid rolled on the ground a few times in a row, he finally stopped, opened his mouth and vomited, and all three or four front teeth were kicked down by the fat man.