In order to prevent his shoes from slipping, Wang Lu cut some small "V" shaped gaps in the tree segments.

Then, Wang Lu turned out a long iron nail from the carpenter, and nailed the tread made of pine segments to the ginkgo tree, and the tread at the bottom was still nailed, and when Wang Lu's arm was out of reach, he had to call Feng Haiqi to come - not to ask Feng Haiqi to help, but to let Feng Haiqi take off his pants, tie them together with Wang Lu's own pants, and make a single-waist safety belt with a fence. With the help of the seat belt, Wang Lu finally nailed the pedals, Wang Lu unbuckled the seat belt, climbed up and down several times, and stood on the pedal and stomped his feet to confirm that it was safe enough.

Feng Haiqi had also cut down several paulownia trees at this time, and Wang Lu nailed the treads and went over to help.

The paulownia tree is larger, and it is still very risky for such a large tree to fall, for fear of crushing people, but fortunately, the slope of the hill is larger, and when the paulownia tree falls, it splashes up a cloud of dust and breaks several small miscellaneous trees next to it.

After cutting off the branches and leaves with a hand axe and woodcutter, it is time to work on the planks.

This is more difficult, the most competent tool for a piece of wood is naturally a big saw, and now Wang Lu and Feng Haiqi only have axes and woodcutters in their hands.

Wang Lu scratched his head vigorously, but unfortunately the bamboos in Yashan are too thin, if there is a large hair tube for more than 10 years, directly split the hair tube, it is a wide bamboo board. It's a lot easier to get than a plank.

Feng Haiqi rummaged in the carpenter of Wang Lu for a while, shook his head with a small saw blade, and finally turned out a chisel: "Try it with this." ”

The chisel smashed it longitudinally along the trunk with a hammer, smashed it in and dialed it out, stuffed a pine peg in the hole, so that it chiseled a hole along the trunk, Feng Haiqi poured the back of the axe, and smashed the pine peg at the outcrop, only to hear the click, and the paulownia trunk cracked from the middle.

The relationship between the two trunks is not very smooth. But it's a bit of a "plank" look.

In the same way, he concocted a few other plane trees, and began to build a platform on the tree.

Feng Haiqi handed the wooden planks up under the tree, and Wang Lu chose a place with lush branches and thick trunks, put the wooden planks on one by one, and then nailed them firmly, and from time to time asked Feng Haiqi under the tree to cut the wooden blocks into long and suitable boards.

Neither of them was a good carpenter, and after tossing for a long time, they built a small platform that could barely be used for people to stand on in the waist of the ginkgo tree, and the planks on the platform were long and short. Not yet on the same plane, there were gaps between several planks thick enough to fit into Wang Lu's fist.

Wang Lu looked at the watchtower he had built with his own hands, and was a little embarrassed, this thing was just like his previous handmade works - real knockoffs.

Feng Haiqi climbed up, crowded around Wang Lu, and stomped on the platform with his foot, the ginkgo tree was stomped so that the branches and leaves trembled, and the planks of the platform creaked, but it did not collapse. Feng Haiqi tried to sit down again, although his legs hung outside the platform. But after all, he sat down, and even if he wanted to, he could still lie half-lying against the trunk of the tree, "Not bad." Not bad. Feng Haiqi said.

Although it is a mantra, I can also hear the sincere praise in it. Wang Lu's confidence increased greatly: "Let's go, set up a few other sentry posts." ”

The two were busy in the back mountain for an afternoon, and it wasn't until Xie Ling came to call them home for dinner that they realized that time passed quickly.

A total of six tree posts have been set up in the back mountain, because there are not enough manpower, they can only use the method of changing the guard in turns, Wang Lu and Feng Haiqi have already set up four places, and when Xie Ling arrived, the two were busy on a big camphor tree. This camphor tree is very thick, so the two of them can hug it, and the interesting thing is that the camphor tree is also backed by a stone wall. Relying on the stone wall, Wang Lu, who is getting more and more comfortable, and the small platform built by Feng Haiqi is spacious enough for four people to play mahjong on it.

Xie Ling stepped on the horizontal ladder on the trunk of the tree and climbed to the back of the platform. I was so happy that I applauded again and again, and came up with an idea - in order to get down the tree quickly, you can hang a strong nylon rope on the branch next to the platform, and in case of emergency, you can slide down by holding on to the rope.

This method is really good, and it is the same as the sliding rod in the fire brigade.

When I returned home, I hurriedly ate with a big bowl of smorgasbord, except for the pear head who was in good spirits. Everyone is tired and lazy.

Sitting under the stone steps of the main hall to enjoy the shade, Wang Lu looked at Zhou Chunyu. Strange said: "Xiao Zhou, you took an afternoon off." Why are you still so unmotivated? ”

Zhou Chunyu made a bitter face and stretched out his hands to show Wang Lu: "Brother Wang, I've been rubbing grains all afternoon, look at these two hands." ”…,

Wang Lu looked at it, Zhou Chunyu's palms were red, and the skin was worn out, and he couldn't help but be dumbfounded, thinking about the whole sack of rice, rubbing it purely with both hands, naturally it was unbearable, and the rice husk was still very prickly. No wonder Xie Ling ran away after rubbing it for a while in the morning.

Wang Lu said to Wang Bi'an, who was holding the pear head and yawning, "Wang Bi'an, what's wrong with you?" I haven't done any serious work for a whole day, shouldn't I have played another day of games and tired you like this? ”

Wang Bian cried out day after day: "How can there be, I either took care of the pear head all afternoon, or trained according to the method taught me by Uncle Feng, so I was tired like this." ”

Chen Wei washed the dishes and cleaned up the kitchen and walked over, and happened to hear Wang Bi'an's words, and said with a smile: "Oh, what is a good way to exercise your body, Wang Bi'an said to tell her mother, and her mother also took the time to practice." ”

Wang Bian said proudly: "Uncle Feng said that this training method is suitable for boys, not girls. Mom, it's useless for me to teach you. ”

Chen Wei was curious: "Ha, what kind of exercise method is this?" I always thought that the training method in the army was to kick the right step and play the military physical boxing. ”

Feng Haiqi smiled beside him: "Xiao Chen, the exercise method I taught Wang Bi'an is really not suitable for you to use, it is actually not a training method in the army, the training in the army focuses on physical fitness and combat skills, but it is a training method developed for adult men, and it is not suitable for children." What I teach Wang Bi'an now is some tips for training children's muscles and bones that have been passed down from my hometown. ”

Don't talk about Chen Wei, Wang Lu is also in good spirits, Chen Wei hurriedly said: "Lao Feng, are you the legendary martial arts family?" The kind of master who lives alone in seclusion or something? Will you come to the palm of God? Is your family tradition hard qigong or internal qigong? South Punch or North Leg? Well, you're from the Northeast, so you should be counted as the North Leg......"

Feng Haiqi couldn't cry or laugh, even the Divine Palm came out, and waved his hand again and again: "How can there be such a suspense, it is some methods to train children's limb flexibility and agility, and at most add some physical training." ”

Chen Wei and Wang Luda were disappointed. Chen Wei asked with a blank eye: "Lao Feng, you really don't have any cheats?" Just the kind that passes on men but not women? Wang Bian is your closed disciple, don't hide it, do you want to stay and pass it on to the zombies. ”

Feng Haiqi didn't expect Chen Wei and Wang Lu to be two martial arts fans, in fact, this is not surprising, Wang Lu and Chen Wei grew up watching the 83 version of the Legend of the Condor Heroes, it is difficult to have no martial arts plot, I think back then, hum, Chen Wei was also sought after by the boys in the same class as "Little Huang Rong".

Feng Haiqi spread his hands: "There are really no cheats, I have to say that there is anything different." He also taught Wang Bian some reverse breathing methods. ”

Wang Lu's eyes sparkled, and he jumped up from the stone steps: "What kind of breathing method?" Is there really internal strength in this world? ”

Before Feng Haiqi could speak, Xie Ling came out of the bedroom with a bulging woven bag, sneered and said: "Brother, what are you excited about, isn't it just a reverse breathing method, to put it bluntly, it is different from when people breathe normally, the abdomen is adducted inward when inhaling, and the lower abdomen is bulging outward when exhaling." It's a simple thing. ”

Wang Lu and Chen Wei were both a little disappointed - it's as simple as that? Chen Wei tried to breathe twice: "Isn't this easy, so that you can strengthen your body?" ”

Feng Haiqi smiled and said to Xie Ling: "The little girl who breathes backwards will too?" Well. Did you watch your friends at home practice when you were a child? ”

Xie Ling shook her head and said very simply: "I won't, someone persuaded me to practice, but that thing is not very useful." I heard that it has some effect on weight loss, as for what you want to do with this method, who believes it and who is fooled. ”

Feng Haiqi didn't mind hearing Xie Ling's method of teaching Wang Bi'an to him, and said with a smile: "This method is not as exaggerated as washing the muscles and cutting the marrow, and it is best to practice from a young age, and the effect of getting started halfway is much worse." Anyway, I've been practicing this since I was a child, is there any effect? Hehe, anyway, I've always been physically better than my peers. ”

Wang Bian listened attentively beside him, then stood up and said, "Don't make any noise." Anyway, I will continue to train with the method taught by Uncle Feng, and when I grow up, I can help my father kill zombies. As long as I exercise one more day now, I can help my dad a little more in the future. I'm not going to give up. ”

Everyone was speechless for a moment. Xie Ling said for a while: "Wang Bi'an, do you know the way?" The reverse breathing method should be exercised every day, and it should not be interrupted for a day, and it will be considered successful until you can automatically perform reverse breathing when you are sleeping. It's really boring and boring, when I first started exercising. You'll also feel nauseous all the time, and you'll never know if it's going to work. It is precisely for this reason that many practitioners believe that the reverse breathing method is used to deceive people. ”…,

Wang Bi'an said loudly: "I will definitely persevere." He paused: "I also believe in Uncle Feng." He won't lie to me. ”

"Shoot, shoot, shoot." Wang Lu clapped his hands gently: "Good boy, you have really grown up." ”

Chen Wei looked at Wang Bi'an, smiling with satisfaction from heart to eye.

Zhou Chunyu also shouted: "Okay, manly husband, it should be like this." ”

Only Xie Ling still flattened her mouth: "Stinky boy, you will be carried away by others after a few words, come on, anyway, you will suffer by yourself, just go and toss." ”

Wang Bi'an was in high spirits, holding his small chest high, and suddenly sighed, and raised the pear head high: "The pear head is urinating again." ”

Sure enough, the ** diaper was exposed in the open crotch pants of the pear head, and the clothes on Wang Bi'an's chest were also wet.

Everyone at the scene was in a hurry again, Zhou Chunyu jumped his feet and pulled off a freshly dried diaper from the sunrope, Chen Wei helped Wang Bi'an put the pear head on the mat, took off the diaper for her and checked whether the clothes were wet, Wang Lu brought hot water and towels from the kitchen, wiped the little fart of the pear head, and then changed into a clean diaper.

The urine of the pear head naturally washed the topic of the so-called martial arts cheats into the Mariana Trench.

Xie Ling looked at the emptiness, walked to Wang Lu's side and pulled his sleeve: "Let me be on duty tonight, Zhou Chunyu is not in good health, Lao Feng is old, you didn't sleep well last night, just let me stay on for a day." ”

Wang Lu shook his head: "Forget it, let's have a good night's rest tonight, and don't do any patrols." ”

Chen Wei, Zhou Chunyu, and Feng Haiqi all heard Wang Lu's words, and Zhou Chunyu shouted first: "How can this be done? Safety first, even if it's inconvenient for me to move around, let's put a sentry down. Brother Wang, didn't you set up a few tree platforms and sentry posts with the Feng Office, and I will sit on the sentry. ”

Chen Wei also said: "It used to be, but now the zombies under the mountain are full of pits and valleys, and there is no vigilance at all, so I'm afraid everyone won't sleep well." ”

Wang Lu hurriedly said: "Don't worry, where am I so reckless, how can I not be vigilant at all." I have an idea here - in fact, this method is still inspired by the sound card cordon designed by Lao Feng. ”

Wang Lu introduced in detail: "Lao Feng's idea is to hang a walkie-talkie that is always on next to the sound card, so that when the zombie pulls the lead and makes the card sound, the walkie-talkie will alert us." But the problem is that we don't have a sound card on hand right now, and I thought about it, so it's the same if we hung the walkie-talkie directly in the woods. ”

Xie Ling was the most anxious, and when she heard this, she stomped her feet and said, "Brother, you are really confused, how can this walkie-talkie microphone pickup function be so sensitive?" A few meters away, the sound of zombies walking by couldn't be heard from the walkie-talkie. You can't have a walkie-talkie on every tree. ”

Wang Lu smiled and said, "I'm so stupid, I've thought of this a long time ago." Have you forgotten what we used to do? We can take the initiative to lure the zombies to the walkie-talkie. ”

Xie Ling's eyes lit up: "You mean blood?" ”

"Yes, zombies are sensitive to blood, and everyone here knows it in their hearts. We smeared some blood on the trunk of the tree next to the walkie-talkie, and the zombie passing by the forest next to it would definitely be attracted to the walkie-talkie, and it would not immediately come from the walkie-talkie as soon as it moved. ”

Feng Haiqi nodded: "This method is good, simple and effective, but where does this blood come from?" Houshan is so large-scale, we have to use nearly 20 walkie-talkies on hand in order to arrange a more comprehensive cordon, which requires a lot of blood. ”

In the past, this was just a matter of killing a few ducks or river crucian carp, but now, Wang Lu can't say that he can't kill the only remaining chickens that still lay eggs every day, and rabbits and sheep are just as reluctant.

There's no way, let's use Lao Tzu's blood.

Wang Lu gritted his teeth: "It's nothing, just use my blood, before Xie Ling came, I often squeezed my fingers to get blood to attract zombies." ”