I don't have any objection to storytelling, but I'm a person who has a lot of experience, but there aren't many people who can tell stories. I don't have anything ready-made in my head that I can use, so I can't tell Bai Kai and the two of them about my experience.

Bai Kai urged me to speak quickly.

I was already in a hurry here, but now I have no clue, and I started talking about the ducks on the shelves.

The first story I told was told by Qin Yiheng at the beginning, it was a story of a ghost hitting the wall, saying that there were many people who were in a hurry at night, and they always felt that the road was longer than usual, and they couldn't reach their destination. There are many stories and even legends that have been told, nothing special, what is special is that Qin Yiheng explained what kind of phenomenon this is.

He said that some of the people who were buried were not immediately reincarnated. It's not that they've done any hurtful work, to put it bluntly, the number at the bottom hasn't been lined up yet, which is similar to our yang world, and if you don't study the metaphor too deeply, it's completely a way to go to the bank and queue up.

You can't be reincarnated with this filth, but you can't have fun like a human on a daily basis. The only fun left is to play tricks on passers-by.

When this man walks in the graveyard, the filth is counted all the time. Many people may have been to some ancient temples, especially the ones with buried relics, and walking around the pagoda or other buildings where the relics are buried will increase their blessings and luck. And this revolves around the grave, but it is the opposite. It will attract bad luck on the body, and the more bad luck is used, the clearer the tomb will be. Qingming here is an adjective, the specific meaning of the expression is not easy to express in words, in short, it is similar to us going to sweep the tomb, this filth is not like a place with a lot of bad luck, they themselves are also uncomfortable, so pick it up, they live more comfortably.

I deliberately told this story very quickly, one is that no one will listen to it anyway, and I don't care if other people hear it clearly. Second, I'm also a little anxious, I'm afraid that a little slower will cause more trouble.

After I blew out the candles, Bai Kai was quite satisfied, but I didn't say much, and I just talked about it.

I wasn't really interested in his story, but my ears didn't close like my eyes, so I listened to them unconsciously.

The story told by Bai Kai is that there is a person who often dreams at night, and dreams that someone comes to ask him to move bricks.

Although this person thought it was a little strange at first, this dream was more or less strange, so he didn't take it to heart.

But he didn't think about it the next night, he still dreamed that this man came to ask him to work, and he had no ability to resist in the dream, so he could only follow in discouragement, tired and half dead. The next day I woke up feeling no different than not sleeping.

This time he was a little suspicious, and pondered for a while, but there was no solution, so he had to take a look at it on the third night and remember the road he had traveled in his dream.

Sure enough, the man arrived on the third night as scheduled. He didn't hesitate this time, he walked all the way and looked at it all the way, this dream was really real, his memory was also good, and he really remembered the route.

When he woke up the next morning, he didn't care about his fatigue, and went straight to the past according to the memory of last night.

This search startled him, and he followed the route of the dream for a long time, and went straight out of the city. In the end, I ended up in a small grove.

There were no buildings or walls in the grove, only a large snake cave, the cave was very hidden, the entrance of the cave did not know who used the earth to build high, and the hole could not count how many snakes there were, he hurriedly looked at a few times, only to see several human skeletons in the cave, and immediately choked with fright, and ran home.

This time, I figured it out, but the result was very disturbing.

It's a snake hooking my soul. He was miserable to think that the serpent had come back to him that night. I'm afraid that if I repair this wall, I will become one of those white bones.

This man simply stayed up all night that night, did not dare to sleep, and the next day his eyes were red. It's really not a dream if you don't sleep, but it's not a long-term solution, and after another night, he really can't bear it. I fell asleep unintentionally.

As soon as he was asleep, the man came.

In the dream, the man was afraid, but to no avail, he continued to build the city wall.

Only this time the difference was that he asked the man, what was the purpose of building this wall?

The man replied, "This lord wants to build a dynasty and open up the territory, build a capital here, and ask him to come to repair the protective walls of the imperial city."

Seeing that the man's answer was understated, he was a little relieved, and he also had a plan in his heart, he didn't dare to talk more, worked all night, and woke up in his bed the next day.

This time he didn't dare to delay, and immediately went to the street to inquire with acquaintances. Ask if there are any knowledgeable people or alchemists.

But in this era, how can there be so many people who have the Tao to save zài, and they have asked back and forth, but they have not asked.

This man was a little desperate, and he didn't know who gave him an idea to ask him to go online for help, he didn't know much about the Internet, and at that time it was only two thousand years ago, and the Internet itself was not very popular. He was still a human trustee and finally posted this matter on one of the largest Chinese forums at the time.

This is a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger on the Internet, and someone really contacted him on this post. The man who contacted him was not far from here, and he rushed over that day, saying that he was keeping watch at night, but if the man came again, he would surely arrest him.

This is guarded, regardless of whether it is a charlatan swagger or not, but at least the sense of security is doubled. He had been tired lately, and soon fell asleep.

The man who slept here again, and it was different from before, and his expression was fierce. Drink him and hurry away.

He wanted to spend more time, but he couldn't help himself, and he didn't see the person who knew how to hunt demons, so he was still taken to the base of the city wall.

The man pointed to the root of the city wall and told him that after this repair today, the wall would be completely healed. There is no need to work hard in the future, but I am afraid that he will leak the news and leak the address of the imperial city when he goes back, and he must be allowed to stay in the city.

When this man heard this, he panicked, and soon he was turned into white bones after staying in the city. Immediately said no.

I saw that the man's face changed, and he stretched out his hand to grab him. It just so happened that there was a flash of fire above his head, and before the man could touch him, he disappeared with a bang.

Then, as soon as his eyes went dark, he lost consciousness.

When I woke up, I found myself lying in front of the snake cave, and next to him was the man who knew how to roast a big snake over the fire, and after it was cooked, he ate it in a few strokes.

The snakes in the cave were now fleeing in all directions, and soon disappeared into the grass and woods, and disappeared without a trace.

He knew that he had been saved this time, and immediately kowtowed to express his gratitude.

The knowledgeable person disdainfully told him to get up, feasted on the dried snake meat, and told him that there was a big snake cultivating in this realm, and this Dao practice had been going on for some years, and if he cultivated for another thirty or fifty years, he would definitely become a climate, turn into a big dragon, and come out to make trouble.

He was a mistake this time. Touched.

The knowledgeable man ate all the snake flesh and wrapped the snake skin, and told him that this snake was going to turn into a dragon. Eat your stomach, this bird and beast, you can let it be demolished in the future. The words were closed, and the knowledgeable person lit a strange incense, the taste was pungent, and after a few words in his mouth, a lot of gnats popped out of the grass. As soon as the knowledgeable person stretched out his hand, the grasshopper climbed into the small gourd tube in his hand.

The knowledgeable man waved his hand, turned his head and left. He will never be able to be contacted again.

After that, forget it. In the next few days, it rained heavily in the sky, which was rare in a century, and the drainage facilities in the city were not good, and several drivers were drowned. When the water receded, the man went to the woods to look, and saw that the snake cave had been completely submerged, and that the water had flowed through a gap in the wall.

This story is a bit like a storytelling, and the words and expressions don't sound like what we usually speak.

Bai Kai winked at me with a wicked smile before blowing out the candles, turned his head to the boy and said, "Did you listen?" This is the heroic deeds of Lao Tzu back then, and he was almost made into a song and sung! ”

As soon as I heard this, I chuckled in my heart, damn it, I said, how can the people in this story recruit grasshoppers. Co-authoring this person is nothing?

He used to be so capable? The Snake King has been killed?

I wanted to ask if Bai Kai was bragging about X, but it didn't do us any good to ask now, so I held back.

We told two stories, and the candle didn't save much.

I thought it must be my turn again, and I still didn't think of it.

At this time, I suddenly heard the boy say, "Now it's my turn." ”

Bai Kai and I were stunned for a moment, and the boy continued to preach, there is a man who has very good conditions, looks and earns well, but because of an accident when he was a child, he has some physical defects. It's been almost thirty years old for many years, and I still haven't fallen in love with eight scenes. Because I don't dare. But this man still longs for love in his heart, but this defect is destined to make him loveless. He was distressed, but he didn't know who to talk to. One day he met a girl on the Internet, and the two had a good conversation, and he felt that this girl was the most understanding of him in the world. It was also the first time that I was brave for love and confessed to this girl. The girl had seen herself in the video and had a crush on herself. The two started online dating. After a month of online dating, the two finally met. The man was also very apprehensive on the day they met, but he thought that the girl was so understanding that he might accept his flaws. At first he was wrong, and the girl not only did not accept it, but also humiliated him in the hotel. He killed the girl on the spur of the moment.

He was very good at chemistry when he was studying, so he disposed of the body perfectly. The traces on the Internet were also deleted by him, and he thought that this matter would end there, and no one would find him. He was wrong.

No one will find him, but that doesn't mean there aren't ghosts.

A few days after the girl's death, he encountered strange things one after another, each of which tortured his worldview. Sue him that there are ghosts in this world.

Later, he couldn't bear it, and he couldn't get rid of the girl, so he found a way from the Internet.

That is to play a game. This game can pass on the filth of one's body to the next person. The gameplay is very simple, and he happened to have this condition, so he quickly organized it.

The result was as he expected, it was very successful, and the female ghost was easily passed on by him to the next person.

But what he never expected was that he was not the only one in this group of people who had an accident, and he accidentally received the filth that the previous person passed on to him.

This filth is very fierce, and he has been looking for a stand-in, and that night, after playing the game itself, there was a lot of yin around him, and he couldn't help it, and finally followed in the footsteps of the filth, and hanged himself to be a stand-in.

He always wanted to wait for the next person to appear, but he really didn't have a chance, so he could only wander around this house, until one day, a group of people came to play the game again, and he didn't have his chance until he finally came.

So he won't lose this almost, not anyway!

The last few words of the story were shouted hysterically by this boy, which surprised me and Bai Kai.

After I finished speaking, something was going to happen, and Bai Kai didn't bring anything that could do the game.

Bai Kai shouted, are you demonstrating with Lao Tzu? After saying that, he spat another mouthful of saliva in the man's face.