Chapter 256: Wu Zhicong
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I saw that Zhao Shanyu ran away, and I didn't have any appetite, so I paid the bill, rubbed my belly, held a cigarette, and walked slowly to the mourning hall.
When I approached the inside, the donkey was sitting on the sand talking to a guy who looked like a high school student.
"Fengzi, you're here." Brother Donkey came to me and hurriedly greeted and introduced: "This is to apply for a job in our store, you can come and see." ”
Hey, I didn't expect that I could recruit employees like the legend, I quickly put away the hippie smiling face, sat down next to Brother Donkey with a serious face and asked, "Where's the resume?" ”
"Hello, my name is Wu Zhicong, I just graduated from high school, and I am looking for a job for the first time, please forgive me." The boy, who looked to be about eighteen years old, rubbed his head and said to me with a look of shame.
"Oh?" I glanced at him and asked, "Why don't you go to college?" ”
As soon as this little ghost named Wu Zhicong heard my words, his face darkened and he said, "I didn't pass the test." ”
"It's okay, we don't disdain people who are poor readers." I waved my hand, and was about to tell him that what we need to do is to fool people, but he complained.
It turns out that this Wu Zhicong is not ordinary bad luck, when he took the college entrance examination language, he brought a bottle of iced tea in, and just forgot how to write the word Hui, so he opened the iced tea to see, but as soon as he opened it, Nima came to another bottle, according to this Wu Zhicong, he drank ice tea for half his life, all thanks for his patronage, and it turned out to be planted here and again.
Later, there was only a one-point gap between the scores of the two books.
"My family is poor, my parents died early, and I rely on an older brother to work to support me, so I want to come out to work early." Wu Zhicong sighed and said.
This guy is really the best, this kind of thing can also be encountered by him, what kind of miserable show he goes to participate in, no, he can get a good ranking in any talent show.
"That's it, a three-month probationary period, 1,500 per month for these three months, including food and housing, and after three months, get a commission." When I said that, I asked, "Do you know anything about this business?" ”
Wu Zhicong nodded and said: "I know a lot about graves, selling wreaths must get twice the result with half the effort, boss, I will definitely work hard." ”
Brother Donkey was laughed at by Wu Zhicong and scolded: "I still know the fuck, I haven't seen an actress let me be the leading actor?" The bookcase in the back has a book on how to figure out the psychology of guests, you have nothing to look at. ”
Wu Zhicong looked at us strangely and asked, "Do you still have to figure out the psychology of the guests when selling wreaths?" ”
"That's right." Wu Zhicong said excitedly: "Is it to figure out what wreath this guest wants to buy, how expensive it is, it's really professional." ”
I glanced at the donkey brother next to me, and my eyes wanted to tell him, where did he find such a strange guy
But Wu Zhicong is a little good, he can say whatever he wants, and he will definitely not beat around the bush when chatting with me and Brother Donkey, although such a person may not be able to do our job, but it is definitely my favorite type of person.
Suddenly, Zhao Shanyu outside the door came in and said with a smile: "Xiao Fengfeng, I've got it." ”
After running in, Zhao Shanyu saw that there was an outsider like Wu Zhicong, and immediately reined in and walked over slowly.
Wu Zhicong looked back and saw Zhao Shanyu, and immediately said, "Big sister, you are so beautiful, are you a big star?" Can you sign it for me? ”
"Where did you come from, you can talk like this." Zhao Shanyu glanced at me, looking very happy.
"Report, I'm the No. 61 employee who just came, Wu Zhicong, 1.76 meters tall, not handsome, interested in appreciating beautiful women, big sister, you are really beautiful."
"This is your boss's wife, not a customer, so you don't need to pat yourself." I gave him a blank look.
"I'm not a sycophant, it's the boss lady who is really beautiful, much more beautiful than those big stars on TV, the boss is so lucky, she looks so ugly, and she can find such a beautiful boss lady." Wu Zhicong blinked his big eyes and looked cute and cute.
"How dare you say I'm ugly?" I was furious when I heard it, and I was the most confident in my appearance.
Zhao Shanyu glared at me and said, "You yourself look crooked and cracked jujubes, and you don't let your little brother say it."
"Isn't this my mother's stereotype when she left the factory, and there is no after-sales service." I glanced at Zhao Shanyu, hey, the woman who was slapped on the back can't be provoked, I bear it.
"Little brother, when did you come to work, your mouth is so sweet, have you eaten, my sister will take you out to eat." Zhao Shanyu's heart bloomed, and he pulled Wu Zhicong to sit on the sand and chat.
I don't know what they were talking about, but suddenly Zhao Shanyu stood up and scolded angrily: "People finally came out to work, and you only gave 1500 during the probation period?" The probation period is 3,000, and the regular is 5,000, and then the commission is added, otherwise the old lady will beat you to death. ”
I swear, this guy must have pretended to be stupid before, and he was so proficient in sycophancy, talent.
"I swear, I will never let this grandson get near my girlfriends in the future." Brother Donkey whispered in my ear.
Then Brother Donkey gave Wu Zhicong a bunk, and in the future, he didn't have to keep vigil late at night, and Wu Zhicong was guarded by this little ghost.
Wu Zhicong, this little ghost is very clever, the key to his sycophant is to say it as if it was true, and ran to the door of Wang Po next door for ten minutes, but Wang Po was stunned and sent two boxes of apples to us to eat, and said that Wu Zhicong is a sensible child.
Overall, I'm still quite satisfied, although he was cheated by his kid and raised his salary, but such talents are hard to find.
Suddenly I remembered that Zhao Shanyu came in happily just now and didn't know what to say to me, so I said to Zhao Shanyu: "Daughter-in-law, you come out and ask you something." ”
Zhao Xianyu was peeling apples for Wu Zhicong, and when she heard me call her, she put down the apples and ran out and asked, "What's wrong."
"What do you mean when you say it's done?" I asked.
When Zhao Shanyu heard my question, his face suddenly showed a proud look and said: "Don't say it, that Taoist priest still has some ability, it seems that he came from other places, but who is your daughter-in-law, she is the former young sect leader of the Miao Wu Sect, so I ...... it."
"Why did you plant a demon for that ghost?" When I heard this, I almost jumped up in fright, paralyzed, if I hadn't been able to beat Zhao Shanyu, I would have to scold this old lady.
Is that thing a random thing? Ghosts are condensed by resentment, because they have suffered resentment or something, generally speaking, they will be reincarnated after revenge, or their souls will be scattered, but as long as they are planted with demons, their perineum will rise, and their hearts will be jealous and distorted, even if they take revenge, they will not be willing to be reincarnated, but continue to kill, keep killing.