Chapter 13: Bringing Yourself on Your Own Bad Luck
I don't remember who said that women are God's favorites, and every woman has given something more or less good, some are beautiful, some are gentle, some are thrifty, some are kind, some are virtuous, no matter what it is, there are more or less attractive places for men, but Liu Meili is definitely a joke played by God with this world.
This guy is eight feet tall, with a waist circumference of eight feet, a waist circumference of eight feet, and a hip circumference of eight feet, and his body is pitch black, but he is missing a large piece of heart protection hair from his palm, otherwise he is alive Li Kui. These Wang Xiaohu and William Lin endured it, but what made them couldn't help it was that this landlady named Liu Meili learned those delicate Hong Kong and Taiwan accents as soon as she spoke, and her voice was not good, and every time she spoke, their hearts trembled.
Several times, Wang Xiaohu wanted to use the sole of his shoe to whip this demon to death.
In fact, owing a month's rent is not a big deal, as long as Wang Xiaohu and William Lin can be ruthless and grit their teeth.
A week ago night, Liu Meili was wearing pajamas that could only be put together by two sheets, and pretended to be a bird knocking on the door, saying that there would be thunder at night, she was afraid, and asked William Lin and Wang Xiaohu if they could go to her house alone to accompany her.
The stars are shining brightly, and there are no clouds, which implies that it is obvious that Wang Xiaohu and William Lin do not have such a good appetite, for fear of leaving irreparable psychological shadows, and even more afraid that God will see that they will not even let go of this kind of goods, and a thunderbolt will split themselves. In desperation, I had to say that I had tuberculosis or something, and coughed vigorously, maybe the cough was too fake, Liu Meili was entangled until eleven o'clock, no matter what, she didn't go, and she was so angry that under the rubbing of her hypertrophied body, Wang Xiaohu and William Lin fell with goosebumps and almost threw up.
After reaching the end, William Lin couldn't help but tell the truth: "Eldest sister, looking at your earth-shattering face, I really can't do it." ”
Then, early the next morning, Liu Meili came to Hengmei to call for rent coldly.
People have to bow their heads under the eaves, it's not terrible to bow their heads, what is terrible is the vague meaning in Liu Meimei's words, either follow the old lady or get out!
From Liu Meimei? Wang Xiaohu and William Lin don't have the courage, get out, this huge city, where can they go? In desperation, I had to go out early in the morning to find a job, squatting at the door of Beiying to work, encountering such an unfortunate thing, people are not dead, life has to go on, but the rent is really not available for two people, thinking of Liu Meimei's huge body, Wang Xiaohu and William Lin even have the heart to die.
Along the way, Wang Xiaohu instigated William Lin to obey Liu Meili, but William Lin was beaten to death, the two returned to the rented twenty-square-meter house with great anxiety, and just arrived at the door, they saw the two of them piled up outside, the door was locked, and the door locks were changed...... Striding over, the huge body was like Tucker sweeping over, and he looked at Wang Xiaohu and William Lin coldly.
William Lin said hello in a curtled manner: "Beautiful, I have lost a lot of weight recently, and I have fewer acne on my face, so I am much more beautiful." ”
William Lin said this at a low level, as if Liu Meili was not beautiful before, and Liu Meili frowned and said to the two: "Don't blame the sisters for not being interesting enough, you two have lived in me for two or three years, have you raised the price?" Even the original deposit was converted in, and I was owed two months of rent, and last week I said to pay the rent, okay, just finished speaking, I can't even find anyone, and I don't answer the phone, what do you mean? ”
William Lin hurriedly said: "It's not that we don't pay the rent, the two of us went to find a job last week and encountered strange things." I wanted to tell Liu Meili about the Forbidden City, in order to get forgiveness, but Liu Meili didn't have the patience to listen, and raised her eyebrows and said: "I eat on rent, so I have to drink the northwest wind like this?" I've already rented out the house, so you two can find another place. After saying that, he turned around and left, and the two of them were not allowed to say anything more.
Liu Meili is a native of Beijing, after the family was demolished, five houses were divided, my father and mother died early, and I lived on rent, and when it came to this, people didn't find the rent that the two of them wanted to owe rent, which was already considered benevolent and righteous, what else? Can you really lick your face and not leave?
Xu William Lin Neng, Wang Xiaohu is really not good, and said to Wang Meimei's figure: "Xie Lu, thank you, beautiful, when we have money, we must pay back the rent, put the things here first, and then come back to move when we find a place." ”
Wang Meimei's footsteps paused, people have feelings, Wang Xiaohu and William Lin have lived here for two years, they usually have a heavy job, the computer crashed, the two of them have always been duty-bound, and they are a little reluctant in their hearts, but ...... Wang Meili nodded, didn't look back, and said, "When you have money, come back to live, and I won't raise the rent for you." After saying that, he went back to his room.
Seeing Liu Meili go back to the house, William Lin sighed and said, "When will our brothers be able to live the life of a chartered father, sleep and wake up naturally?" ”
Wang Xiaohu shook his head and said: "You just have to be ruthless, grit your teeth, break into the beautiful house, and then ...... Everything you dream of can come true in an instant. ”
William Lin Jiling shuddered and said, "Let's find a place to live first, by the way, how much money do you have left?" ”
In a dilapidated Internet café, Wang Xiaohu and William Lin were smoking cigarettes, casually lighting the web page, no one had the heart to surf the Internet, the two of them only had a thousand yuan left, and they had to eat, this was the cheapest place for them to find shelter from the wind and rain, under the sad face, William Lin was bored looking for a movie to watch, looking for it, and suddenly his body was certain, pointing to a movie called the ghost of the murderous house on the screen and said: "Xiaohu, I have a way!" ”
Wang Xiaohu was lazy and listless, but his mind kept turning, William Lin was calculated, and after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't think of a reason, and when he thought of the things in the Forbidden City, he still had doubts, that is, since half of the room was to deter the souls of injustice, why could he and William Lin still meet the ghosts and concubines watching the play? Isn't that a contradiction? Could it be that there were too many ghosts in that half of the room, too many to fit in, and those who died later were allowed to wander?
How do you think about it, how do you think it's unreliable, but the ghosts he and William Lin encountered are indeed the ghosts of the late Manchu Dynasty, and they really haven't seen it before, what is the mystery in this, he can't figure it out, and he regrets why he didn't ask Zhang Qing in the first place.
Just as he was thinking about it, he was startled by William Lin's call, and hurriedly jumped up and asked, "What way?" ”
William Lin said excitedly: "A good house can't afford to rent, let's rent a murderous house, it must be cheap." ”
Wang Xiaohu yawned and said, "Are you unlucky enough to be thorough?" ”
William Lin smiled: "It's because our brothers are so unlucky, how unlucky can they be?" What's more, bad luck can't be avoided, it's better to use this unlucky energy to seek personal gain for yourself, and it's also bad luck left and right, it's better to find bad luck for yourself. ”
William Lin set of crooked reasoning and heresy, and Wang Xiaohu was stunned, thinking about it, William Lin is now the head of the mold star, and it is not smooth to do anything, since this is the case, it is really better to find a murderous house, not to mention that the two of them still have this ghost record in their hands, and the average ghost or something is not a problem, the most important thing is that the murderous house must be cheap.
Murder houses have existed since ancient times, generally referring to the vicious cases that have occurred in the house and the occurrence of unnatural deaths. Chinese believe this, will be quite concerned about the murder of the house, and it is based on this that many stories around the murderous house have been staged, but most of the so-called murderous houses are false, saying the real thing, listening to the truth, passing around, not fierce but also fierce, the real murderous house is really rare.
Wang Xiaohu perked up and immediately said: "Good idea, you hurry up and post on the Internet, just say that looking for a murderous house, the more fierce the better, and the more fierce the cheaper." ”
William Lin also got up in spirit, and hurriedly began to post on major online rental websites, threatening to rent a murderous house, the more fierce the better, the two brothers are stupid boys sleeping on the cold kang, all with firepower, not afraid of the murderous house, the most important thing is that it must be cheap.
Don't say it, as soon as William Lin's post went out, someone really called, but in a place like the capital, even if it is a strange house, when it comes to the price, there is no less than two thousand down, and it has to be pressed three to pay three, just the thousand yuan on the two of them, it is nonsense at all, many places are really good, but William Lin always sighs and tells the other party that he is not fierce enough, and he wants to find the kind of special murderer.
provoked the other party scolded William Lin is sb, thinking that he was idle and boring, William Lin also couldn't say how much money he had in his pocket, and he knew how much money he had in his pocket, and he was fast in food. Mom can't eat, and she still presses three to pay three, so the money comes?
After answering a dozen phone calls, no one called anymore, and one buddy was angry and put William Lin's post on Weiwei. Bo Shang, just a few short sentences: two SB rented a murderous house, saying that they were strong, not fierce, I think they are poor and crazy, who knows that the real murderous house in Ludao, quickly contact these two SB phone 131......
Now is an era of day and night reversal, too many night owls have seen this**, and they all find it interesting, all kinds of god replies emerge in endlessly, and more of them have aroused everyone's curiosity and made suggestions.
As a result, William Lin's phone was about to be blown up, some ridiculed, some teased, some scolded mothers, and some well-wishers pointed out the maze...... Lin Lin is all right, almost tossing William Lin crazy, Wang Xiaohu is good, half lying on the chair of the Internet café and began to snore, William Lin was forced, about to shut down, just at this time, I received a text message, leaving an address on it, only a few words, the real murder house, no money, as long as you can live for three months, you intend to come to see the house directly, and you also left a phone number.
When William Lin saw the word "no money", he immediately became excited, and immediately dialed back, and the other party was answered by the security room of a high-end community, saying that there was such a thing, it was ordered by the boss, and he wanted to see the house and come directly tomorrow.
This is really a poor mountain and a water, and there is no way out, and the willows and flowers are bright and bright. William Lin immediately dragged up Wang Xiaohu, who was keeping Halazi, and told him about it, Wang Xiaohu was in a trance, is there really a pie in the sky in the world? After being silent for a while, I couldn't help but smile bitterly and shake my head, how much danger will be hidden in a house that doesn't even want rent?
What could have happened now? Is it possible to live on the street? can only know that there are tigers in the mountains and prefer to go to the tiger mountains.