"At that time, I was young and ignorant, in fact, after I got married, how could I divide so much between you and me." Brother Donkey said with a smile.

"Donkey, who?" Zhang Miya's voice came from inside.

"Fengzi." Brother Donkey turned around and said, get out of the way, let me in.

This house is not big, only more than 80 square meters, simple decoration, it is hard for her to let such an eldest lady as Zhang Miya live here.

"Oops, Mia." I saw Zhang Miya sitting on the sofa watching TV, beckoned and asked, "Where is my godson?" ”

"Send it to my dad, my dad said that the two of us can endure hardships when we are young, but we can't suffer from his grandson, and ask someone to be the young master every day." Zhang Miya said with a smile.

"Dude, I can tell you, my son will be a man of three generations of rich in the future, he is the type who drives a sports car to eat, drink and have fun every day, and takes two dogs to the street to tease women from good families." Brother Donkey said with a grin.

I gave him a blank look: "Don't, if my godson becomes that virtuous, I will destroy you as soon as possible." ”

"Oh my grass, we have lived a ** silk in the first half of our lives, do you want my son to be a ** silk?" Brother Donkey said and took out two cigarettes, and when I looked at it, it was ten yuan Chaotianmen.

I teased, "What's wrong? I remember you used to smoke cigarettes for twenty dollars. ”

Brother Donkey smiled: "Don't you come out to live by yourself, do you have to save a little bit, now when you are that manager, it's five or six thousand a month, damn, it's not as rich as when you were a god stick." ”

"No wonder." I nodded, they all said that marriage can change a person, I didn't believe it before, but now that I look at it, Brother Donkey has really changed a lot of bad habits.

"Donkey, you accompany Fengzi to chat, I'll go down to buy vegetables, Fengzi, stay and drink some wine." Zhang Miya smiled and said, "I'll cook for you personally." ”

"Okay, okay." I nodded.

Zhang Miya took the key, wallet, and mobile phone, and walked out.

After Brother Donkey waited for Zhang Miya to leave, he hurriedly said: ", is there any China on your body, the Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven is okay, what about Yuxi?" ”

"Uh, what's wrong with you?" As I spoke, I took out a bag of Yuxi and threw it to Brother Donkey.

Brother Donkey took out his cigarette and took two puffs: "Dude, why is your smoking the same as taking drugs, it's too scary." ”

"You don't understand." Brother Donkey said: "I can't ask for twenty yuan of cigarettes in front of my daughter-in-law, then she will feel that after she follows me, I can't even afford to smoke twenty cigarettes, and I will feel guilty." ”

"How did I find out how manly you are now?" I said with a smile.

"Didn't I have a manhood before?" Brother Donkey asked me with a blank look.

"I'm talking about your responsibility to the family." I said, "In the past, if you did a single business, you would come for fifty or sixty thousand yuan, but now you go to work in Miya's father's company, five or six thousand a month, how can you spend it." ”

"Damn, don't say it, if you keep talking, I have to feel uncomfortable now, in fact, the most bitter thing is Miya, although I don't know her cosmetics before, at least a bottle is five or six hundred, and now, she basically hasn't even bought cosmetics." Brother Donkey sighed and said: "Don't say that I pretend to be poor, this family comes out, firewood, rice, oil and salt, everything costs money, and life is really different from when we were messing around every day." ”

"It's time for you to pretend to be forced, it's time for you to feel more." I smiled and said, "When you become the boss in the future, remember to raise me." ”

"Hey, that's not easy, I'll give you the position of security captain when the time comes." Donkey Brother Road.

", I'm the boss, just let me be a security guard?" I asked speechlessly.

"What are you going to do except fight with others, it's good to let you be a security guard." When Brother Donkey said this, I scolded: "Cao, I am so good at it, to be a security guard for you?" I'll go to Tibet and let Da Kui raise it. ”

"Go and be a monk, but the monks over there are good, let you eat meat and marry a daughter-in-law, don't do anything every day, and there are believers to worship." Brother Donkey said with a look of envy in his eyes again.

As she spoke, Zhang Miya also came back from outside, she was carrying a lot of vegetables in her hand, and after she came in, she said, "Donkey, there seems to be wine under the TV cabinet, you can get it out and have some drinks with Fengzi." ”

"Okay, you cook, leave us alone." After Brother Donkey finished speaking, he took out a bottle of Moutai, then made two small cups, poured two glasses, and I picked up the wine and took a sip.

Seriously, I can drink all kinds of beer, but I can't do this liquor, I feel that Moutai and Lao Baigan have the same taste.

This is probably the reason for my own ** silk.

After two drinks, the donkey brothers and I put on the TV, and it happened that the cartoon of Journey to the West was playing on the TV.

I said casually: "By the way, we also met Sun Wukong two days ago." ”

"Ahem." Brother Donkey was taking a sip of wine, and all of a sudden cough came out, looking at me strangely: "What are you talking about?" ”

"Eh, didn't you hear clearly, we met Sun Wukong a few days ago." As soon as I finished speaking, Brother Donkey asked, "Shouldn't you be drunk and confused, just drink a few cups." ”

"It's indeed the Monkey King, it's the Monkey King in our history, let fate make it, some time ago I didn't go to Inner Mongolia, or I went to fight with Brother Monkey." I say.

", what are you doing beating Brother Monkey, by the way, you didn't ask Brother Monkey for a signed photo? Or take a group photo. Brother Donkey suddenly became excited, and added: "You didn't hurt Brother Monkey, right?" ”

"Fuck your uncle, I still want to hurt him, as soon as his golden hoop stick was thrown down, Nima's ground shook, and we went to thirteen of the demon arrest bureaus, or only five came back, and those people let Brother Monkey have a stick and grind it directly into meat filling." I was terrified as I spoke.

"So fierce? No matter, the next time you see my monkey brother, remember to ask for an autographed photo or a group photo, otherwise I won't be able to spare you. Brother Donkey said.

"I want to, I want to get it myself, I don't want to be minced meat." I gave Brother Donkey a blank look.

At this time, Zhang Miya walked out of the kitchen and asked with a smile: "What are you talking about, it's almost noisy." ”

"Daughter-in-law, this grandson saw Brother Monkey, and he didn't want to sign the photo, he was angry." Brother Donkey stood up and pointed at me and scolded.

"Uh." Zhang Miya looked at me strangely.

"He's drunk too much, and he talks about wine." I chuckled dryly and shrugged my shoulders.

"If you can't drink it, drink less, it's embarrassing." After Zhang Miya finished speaking, she turned around and went back to the kitchen to serve food.

"You just drank too much, Lao Tzu beat you to death." Brother Donkey was so angry that his face turned red.

How could I be afraid of him? Go up and strangle his neck and press him to the couch.

"Oh, it hurts, Fengzi, if you have something to say, don't do it." After the donkey was pressed on the sofa by me, he quickly shouted.

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