868 Are You a Birdman?
I put Zhao Shanyu on the ground, took out the Burning Sky Sword from my backpack, and said slowly: "Do you want me to lose money for breaking things?" ”
"I don't need to beat it, I can't pay according to the order!" After Wu Jiu finished speaking, he also pulled out a sword, and as soon as he pulled out the sword, the person had already arrived in front of me and stabbed at me with a sword.
There was also a domineering aura pouring out of him.
I've mentioned before that everyone has a breath.
For example, a person who kills a lot of people will have a murderous aura on his body, and this kind of person will tremble in his heart just like glaring at ordinary people.
And what poured out of this Wu Jiu was endless domineering.
I raised my sword to block it, and I was directly shocked and took five or six steps back.
Ah Yue hurriedly stepped forward to support me, Ah Yue frowned and looked at Wu Jiu and said, "What's the matter with this aura on your body?" Overbearing? Are you the reincarnation of the Overlord of Western Chu? ”
"You take care of Lao Tzu, you two go together, don't waste time." Wu Jiu beckoned to Ah Yue and me.
It was so arrogant that I was just about to continue fighting, when suddenly the door behind me was opened.
"Ah Jiu, are you looking for death and fighting with people again?"
This is a woman's voice, I look back, Qu Qiuxiang?
"Xiao Qiuxiang, why are you?" I looked at Akika in surprise and said.
Qiu Xiang was also stunned when she saw me: "Brother-in-law." ”
Then she saw Zhao Shanyu lying on the ground, and immediately shouted: "Sister, what's wrong with my sister?" ”
"He hit it." I pointed to Wu Jiu and said.
I already knew that Qiu Xiang, this girl, was snatched away from the Miao Witch Sect by Wu Jiu.
As soon as Akika heard my words, suddenly, her eyes turned red, and she also turned into a zombie?
"Bastard Nine, are you looking for death?" Qiu Xiang ran up to Wu Jiu and kicked him hard.
Wu Jiu didn't dare to fight back at all, and hurriedly said: "Daughter-in-law, wronged, wronged, this woman came in lying down by herself, it's my business." ”
"This is my sister, that's my brother-in-law, you still dare to beat my brother-in-law? Do you feel that you are mixed up well, and when you become an official, you don't recognize these relatives? ”
"You didn't tell me that you have a sister, how did I know this was your brother-in-law."
Wu Jiu, who was still domineering and arrogant just now, was beaten by Xiao Qiuxiang, and suddenly became a strict wife and begged for mercy.
"Okay, Xiao Qiuxiang, it's okay, I fooled you just now, your sister became like this for other reasons, it wasn't Wu Jiu's doing." I spoke.
"Really?" Qiu Xiang tugged at Wu Jiu's ears and looked back at me.
"How else can I lie to you? Besides, if your sister really let Wu Jiu beat this kid, I can still stand and watch you two make trouble? I've been fighting with him for a long time, okay? I gave her a blank look and said, "Sit down, I'll ask you something." ”
"That's right, I'll clean you up later." Qiu Xiang glared at Wu Jiu, then sat on the sofa and said, "Brother-in-law, you quickly put my sister on the sofa, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Sit down." After I finished speaking to Ah Yue next to me, I hugged Zhao Shanyu and put him on the sofa, then sat down with Ah Yue and asked, "What's the matter with Liu Boqing?" How could he die? ”
"It's complicated to say, so it's better not to ask." Wu Jiu spoke.
"It's okay, just take your time." I said with a smile.
Qiu Xiang glared at Wu Jiu and said, "You come." ”
"Uh-oh." Wu Jiu saw that Qiu Xiang was speaking, and hurriedly said, "It's a long story." ”
It turns out that the matter is still related to fate.
Wu Jiu, this guy, and many people advanced to the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum in two years, and then summoned the Tower of Babel and entered eternity.
I heard Liu Boqing mention Babel Tower and Eternity before.
After entering the Tower of Babel, Liu Boqing was killed by fate, and Wu Jiu and the others escaped from inside.
Anyway, that's what Wu Jiu told me.
"That's pretty much it, and then I slaughtered Amaterasu in Japan by the way." Wu Jiu smiled and said, "Do you have anything to do with my master?" Say the same thing to me as an apprentice. ”
"Hey." I sighed and said, "Zhao Shanyu suffered the retribution of the three tribulations of the corpse path and fell into madness, I originally wanted to ask him how to relieve the three tribulations of the corpse path, but unfortunately he died." ”
"Three Tribulations of the Corpse Path? It's quite troublesome. Wu Jiu frowned, and Chong Qiuxiang asked, "Why haven't I heard you say that you have a sister before?" ”
"You didn't ask." Qiu Xiang touched Zhao Shanyu's face.
Suddenly, Zhao Shanyu's eyes opened, and then he opened his mouth and bit Qiu Xiang's hand.
"Presumptuous." Wu Jiu subconsciously raised his hand and picked up the sword in his hand and slashed towards Zhao Shanyu, while I blocked it with the Burning Sky Sword.
"You're crazy about you, this is my sister, besides, I'm also a zombie, can she still bite me to death?" Qiu Xiang scolded Wu Jiu.
Wu Jiu withdrew his sword and smiled dryly: "Isn't this a conditional reaction?" ”
"Next time you dare to do something to her, I'll kill you." I looked at Wu Jiu coldly and said.
This Wu Jiu's strength is very strong, although Zhao Shiyu is a red-eyed zombie, but if Wu Jiu's sword is cleaved, he will be seriously injured if he doesn't die.
"Oh, don't like me? It was your daughter-in-law who bit my daughter-in-law first, and you didn't let me fight back? What are you staring at, it's kind of heads-up. ”
"Heads-up, heads-up, out?" I stood up and pointed outside and yelled.
"Let's go, who's afraid of whom." After Wu Jiu finished speaking, he was about to go out.
As for Zhao Shanyu, there is no big problem, although she is a red-eyed zombie, but in the house, even Xiao Qiuxiang is a red-eyed zombie, which can suppress her.
Qiu Xiang kicked Wu Jiu's buttocks: "You're making trouble for me to beat you to death, hurry up, help my sister find a way." ”
"How do I know, the three tribulations of the corpse path, maybe only my master knows, but he has already hung up." Suddenly, Wu Jiu's eyes lit up and said, "By the way, that old guy Liu must know how to crack this corpse path three tribulations, just ask him?" ”
"Yes." Qiu Xiang nodded vigorously and said, "Brother-in-law, I know a person who is very powerful, you can go and ask him." ”
"Old Liu?" When I heard it, I also felt reliable and asked, "Do you have his contact information?" ”
"He, I think about it, he should set up a stall on the street of Bamei Town, Changshou District, Chongqing, he is fine, he is there to pretend to be a ghost, you can go and see." Wu Jiu said: "But it's not convenient for you to take this red-eyed zombie outside, stay in my demon catching bureau, and I'll take care of it for you." ”
"What do you call this red-eyed zombie? This is my sister. Call sister. Qiu Xiang scolded Wu Jiu.
As soon as I heard Wu Jiu's words, I immediately remembered the old Taoist priest in Bamei Town who could see through Ah Yue's identity at a glance, and the people around him also called him Old Man Liu, could it be him?
Wu Jiu shrugged his shoulders when he was scolded by Qiu Xiang: "Okay, you leave your sister here, Qiu Xiang will accompany her for a while, and then come back to her when you find a solution." ”
"Well, thank you." I nodded, indeed, with Zhao Shanyu, who will explode at any time, outside, if you don't do it well, Zhao Shanyu will kill someone, it's better not to take her with you.
Then Ah Yue and I also said goodbye, and as for my identity in the Demon Capture Bureau, Wu Jiu also promised to help me demobilize.
But there is always something wrong with this guy and I, I can't get used to him, and he can't get used to me.
I don't know why, I guess we were enemies in our last life.
Ah Yue and I sat in the car back to Beijing, and Ah Yue said: "Five years, there is this master named Wu Jiu in this world, this guy is too strong. ”
"Hmm." I nodded and said, "I feel like he should be able to fight you." ”
"Almost." Ah Yue said with a smile: "This guy is the reincarnation of the Overlord of Western Chu, and he should have awakened the memory of his previous life and obtained the ability of the Overlord of Western Chu." ”
When we arrived at the airport, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon, and we booked two tickets for six o'clock, and when we flew to Chongqing, it was already half past nine in the evening.
As soon as I got off the plane, I took out my mobile phone and called Brother Donkey.
"Hey, who's that?" Brother Donkey's voice came from that side.
I suppressed my voice and said, "Hello, Shentong Express, I have a copy of your express, go downstairs to pick it up." ”
"Send it up." Brother Donkey said over there.
"Okay." After I finished speaking, I hung up the phone and said to Ah Yue next to me, "Let's go, go to my brother's house first." ”
After saying that, Ah Yue and I hailed a taxi to go to Brother Donkey's house.
Now it's a big night, and it's not easy to find Liu Lao when you go down.
Soon the car drove to the door of Brother Donkey's community, I took Ah Yue upstairs, arrived in front of Brother Donkey's door, and then knocked on the door.
The door opened, and a small head came out of it, and a five or six-year-old child looked up at me and Ah Yue.
"Son, didn't you call the courier just now, you bring in the things and sign them." The voice of the donkey brother came from inside.
The little guy also stretched out his hand, looked at me and said, "Uncle, where's the courier?" ”
"Tell your dad to come out and get it." I looked at Li Zhuo and said.
"Daddy, this man told you to come out and get it."
Soon, the door opened, and Brother Donkey said impatiently, "What is it, do you have to take it?" ”
After he finished speaking, when he saw me, he was stunned.
"Say, shouldn't you take it?" I smiled and looked at the donkey.
Brother Donkey gained a lot of weight, had a beer belly, wore a big pants, a pair of slippers, and messy hair.
He has completely integrated into the world of ordinary people, away from the world of the former Mr. Yin and Yang.
"Wind, wind?" Brother Donkey pounced on me, hugged me and scolded: "Fuck your uncle, where have you died in the past five years, and you haven't had a phone call, do you know how worried I am?" ”
"I'm sorry." My heart warmed, and I patted Brother Donkey's shoulder, his eyes were red, and I smiled and said, "Okay, don't cry, let your son see that there is no shame." ”
I picked up Li Zhuo and said with a smile: "Do you know who I don't?" ”
"You're a birdman?" Li Zhuo looked at me and asked.
"Birdman?" I snapped.
Li Zhuo said: "My father often drinks alone at home and scolds a person called Birdman: That Birdman, bastard, has to have a message when he dies, grass." ”
"I'm your godfather, not a birdman." I glared at the donkey brother who was smiling next to me, this guy, damn, I was a little moved when I saw him think of me like this just now, and now I'm still moved, my godson calls me a birdman.