Chapter 37: The Model Contest
We rushed to S City, but S TV had to show a work pass to enter. We had to find a hotel nearby to stay in before we could make plans. I rarely watch TV, and I've never heard of any modeling contests.
Hu Zhouzhou glared at me exaggeratedly, as if he was watching an alien visitor: "You don't know about that game? You don't know that game? You don't know that game? You ......" I grabbed the apple on the table and shoved it into his mouth, saying, "Enough! Don't act like I don't know gravity! โ
Hu Zhouzhou took a bite of the apple and said while chewing: "That competition show is definitely for men...... Uh, no, it's a favorite of straight men. Hu Zhouzhou recalled the picture of that show, and his face was yin*: "As soon as that game started, wow, the screen was full of white thighs and choppy*......"
I was speechless and said weakly, "...... A little disciplined, isn't it? You're also a cultivator, what a wave! โ
Hu Zhouzhou scoffed: "Less garlic, you're not interested in milk*?" Then he seemed to have figured out something, clasped his hands on his chest, and said with a girlish and delicate expression: "You are not allowed to have thoughts about others!" โ
Me: "!" โ
Hu Zhouzhou smiled and continued: "The most talented part of that competition is that the program team frequently arranges those 36E models to run in bikinis in various places. Tut-tut, hey, hey, hey......" He grabbed his hands and put them on his chest and tossed them around, doing his best to do what he could.
What can be wrong with such a program that benefits society and benefits the masses (~\(โงโฝโฆ)/~)? What did the crow tell us to do?
Hu Zhouzhou said: "It seems that my idol's taste is as high as mine!" He's definitely the show's meal too. โ
While they were talking, they suddenly heard a siren blaring outside. Several police cars and an ambulance roared towards S TV. There is a case! Hu Zhouzhou and I glanced at each other and hurried downstairs.
Several men in white coats rushed into the television station carrying stretchers, and the police quickly separated the people who were watching the excitement. We asked the person next to us if they knew what was going on. Most people shook their heads, and a young man with acne marks on his face said, "That model contest was recorded in the studio today, and I heard that there was an accident. I don't know if there will be a death. โ
It didn't take long for the paramedics to carry out a young girl covered in blood. Even if I didn't take the Heavenly Dao Seal, I could feel that the yin qi on that girl's body was extremely heavy. Hu Zhouzhou leaned into my ear and said, "The yin qi is so heavy, that girl has been haunted by ghosts for at least a few months." โ
The ambulance left in a hurry. We immediately stopped a taxi and followed. The girl underwent surgery for several hours and was finally pushed into the intensive care unit. The situation is rather not rosy. The first to arrive were the show's staff and the girl's friends. Hu Zhouzhou and I kept pretending to be family members of other patients.
We heard a staff member whisper, "It's a shame, she's the favourite." Such an injury will not only miss the schedule and not be able to participate in the finals, but she will definitely have a few long scars on her body. How do you model if you have scars on your body? โ
Another said, "Is now the time to worry about scarring?" She doesn't know if she'll survive! โ
Taking advantage of their inattention, I secretly took a picture with the Heavenly Dao Seal, and I didn't notice the ghosts following. Hu Zhouzhou pulled me aside and said, "The ghost who haunted her is still in the TV station." If we want to solve the problem given by idols, we have to find a way to enter the TV station. โ
I said, "I know that too, but how do I get in?" You can't tell people that you have ghosts, can you? "We're all wilted. I thought about it for a moment and said, "Call and ask." Hopefully, there are people we know who know this station. โ
Hu Zhouzhou and I called our friends separately, as well as the old customers that Tiandaotang and Tianxuantang had picked up. It's a pity that I made dozens of phone calls and didn't find a single person who had anything to do with S TV.
I was depressed and said, "What can I do?" โ
Hu Zhou gritted his teeth and said, "Why don't we try the most primitive method!" โ
So, on a dark and windy night, we stuffed five pink tickets with Chairman Mao's portrait into the hands of a fat man in uniform at the door of the TV station......
And then...... We're standing in the TV station.
Zi once said that the renminbi is the ticket to anywhere. Mencius added that different places need different quantities.
Hu Zhouzhou looked around with bated breath and said, "It seems that there is more than one!" โ
If Jade Mirror is there, he will quickly tell us what ghosts are here and where the ghosts are. It's a pity that he doesn't know anyone now, and he is lying miserably on the cold floor of the Heavenly Dao Hall.
The TV station was very large, and we followed the instructions of the security guard to go to the studio where the modeling competition was recorded. I looked out of the audience to the stage, and I didn't find any ghosts. I asked the fat security guard, "Where did that girl get into trouble?" โ
The fat security guard said, "It's on this stage!" The girl was answering questions in front of the stage when a large chandelier suddenly fell and hit the girl's head. That blood was dripping all over the ground, and the whole audience was terrified. โ
I still want to ask in detail, but the fat security guard's walkie-talkie sounded a human voice. He hurriedly said, "I have to patrol around first, you guys hurry up!" After saying that, he hurriedly left.
Hu Zhouzhou suddenly quietly tugged at the corner of my clothes. I followed his gaze and saw a ghost peeking out of the back of the stage, and when I saw us turn around and run.
Want to escape? How easy is it? I have five fingers of my right hand stretched out flat, with the tips of my fingers pointing upwards. Pinch the base of your middle finger with your thumb. pinched out the soul chasing trick and shouted, "Come over to me!" โ
A debilitating geist was brought up by me. I said, "Why don't you report to Hades, what are you wandering around here?" โ
The wandering soul trembled and said, "Dao Chief, spare your life!" Michigan handle with care! The Taoist has a long way to go! โ
I said, "Stop! What a mess! Did you hurt that girl? Give me an honest account! โ
As if greatly wronged, the geist said, "How can it? I'm hardcore cumin, how can I hurt my Zizi? I just hate that I can't protect her. โ
"What cumin purple?" I was at a loss.
Hu Zhouzhou said: "The injured girl's name is Zhang Zizi, and her fans are called cumin. โ
"Why is your world so complicated...... I understand it.
Hu Zhouzhou picked his nose and said: "Look at your young age, why are you out of touch with the times?" โ
I said, "It's not that I want to fall behind, it's that you're running too fast." This spice, ah, no cumin, you said that you only hate you and can't protect her, do you know what is the harm to Zhang Zizi? โ
The geist immediately gritted his teeth and said hatefully, "Of course I know! The reason why I didn't go to the hospital with Zizi was because I wanted to stay here and catch that thing! โ
I said, "What is it that hurts her?" โ
The wandering spirit said, "It's a Buddha boy!" โ