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It's really not that I'm a picky eater, Zhao Shanyu made such an unpalatable meal back then, and under her coercion, my buddy didn't coerce it, and he didn't pinch his nose to eat it.

The key is that none of the three of them made it better than Zhao Shanyu, so Brother Donkey didn't talk about it, a typical representative of being lazy and lazy, he made a mapo tofu, the tofu was black, like smeared with coal.

Liu Qiqi has been with his master for the past few years, and he has been eating and drinking well every day, how can he have the opportunity to cook? However, women are always the kings of the kitchen, although they are rookies, but they are much better looking than donkey brothers, of course, second only to good-looking, I smelled it, and it smelled rancid.

Zhang Miya didn't want to mention it, what did the husband sing and the wife followed, and she also followed the donkey brother to get a stinky tofu, no, she said mapo tofu herself, but the smell was more disgusting than the smell of stinky tofu.

I went downstairs to buy instant noodles, sat on the sand and ate it by myself, glanced at the dining table, and Brother Donkey scolded: "Don't even think about it, I sue you, these meals are not for idlers, you kid is so delicious and lazy."

Brother Donkey said a lot, anyway, the overall meaning is that if you want to eat, give him a hundred yuan.

I eat those things because of my head disease, and I feel bad just smelling them, let alone eating them.

Of course, the three of them ate with relish.

After eating, under the coercion of the three of them, I went to wash a bowl for them.

After all was done, the four of us sat on the sand, turned on the TV, and watched the news broadcast, which was pretty good.

"Fengzi, what are you going out for today?" Brother Donkey burped and handed over a cigarette, I took the cigarette and said, "It's nothing, follow Lao Hong to find the heir of the book "Bu". ”

"So fast, obediently, it won't take long for Zhao Shanyu to come back to life, I have a headache, and my good days are coming to an end." Brother Donkey said with a bitter face.

Can he not be hard, when my daughter-in-law was here, I beat him when he was unhappy, but now my daughter-in-law is not here, all kinds of pretenses all day long, and no one has treated him.

"Well, I hope that day will come soon." I sighed silently in my heart, after Liu Wei's words before, I actually have no bottom in my heart now, if it is really like Liu Wei said, we are people in the book, and we have to deal with the author who wrote this book, how can this kind of thing be done?

I shook my head, my head hurt when I thought about this question, and Yu Crisp didn't want to think about it.

Liu Qiqi asked curiously: "Fengzi, why don't you call me when you go to find the heir of the "Bu" book, is the heir of the "Bu" book handsome?" ”

"It's okay, it's quite temperamental." I thought to myself, thanks to her not going, she didn't do anything, she just followed Li Qiang all day, and then waited for Li Qiang to hang up, which was not interesting.

"Handsome." Liu Qiqi asked curiously: "Is he amazing, call Liu Banxian fortune-telling house, don't be a rookie." ”

"Well, it's not a rookie, anyway, you'll know when you see him in the future, he's a very powerful person." I say.

"Is fortune telling great? Is it accurate? Zhang Miya's eyes were full of little stars, and she looked at Brother Donkey and asked, "Do you know how to tell fortunes?" ”

"Yes, how can there be something that your donkey brother can't do, that, you give me your birthday, and I'll help you calculate it." Brother Donkey said.

Zhang Miya was a little excited, and hurriedly wrote her birthday to Brother Donkey.

After seeing this, Brother Donkey coughed and said, "You had a catastrophe when you were five to seven years old, right?" ”

"How do you know I had a very serious illness when I was six years old, really, really." Zhang Miya looked at Brother Donkey excitedly.

I watched Brother Donkey's boring trick, in fact, Brother Donkey didn't know what kind of fortune telling, he used Jianghu methods

The fortune-telling sticks who set up roadside stalls, 99.9 percent, or even absolutely, are all liars, because people who are really capable will never go out to set up a stall to tell fortunes.

And Brother Donkey used the trick of the street stick, to put it in layman's terms, it is psychology.

Brother Donkey said that he was five to seven years old, but it was just a vague concept, a person, who didn't have a few serious illnesses when he was a child? As long as you are right, others will treat you as an immortal, and you can only consider yourself unlucky when you encounter the kind of best who have never had any serious illness since you were a child, but the possibility is very small.

Suddenly, my mobile phone rang, and I didn't bother to listen to Brother Donkey fooling Zhang Miya, walked to the balcony, and saw that it was Brother Feng, an old boy, who called me.

"Hey, Brother Storm, what's wrong? Missed me? I asked on the other end of the line with a smile.

"Don't talk nonsense to me, listen, I just got the news, Master Chang Xian has entered Chongqing, what is his purpose You understand, be careful, I'm rushing to Chongqing now, and I'll be there tomorrow morning." As soon as the frightened brother on the other end of the phone finished speaking, my hands shook and I almost dropped the phone.

"You don't read much, don't lie to me, don't joke about this kind of thing." I asked with a frown.

Brother Feng scolded: "Who the hell has the heart to joke with you, be careful yourself, there are no masters I know in Chongqing now, you have to look at yourself, boy, don't say I'm not righteous, I'll send two more wreaths for you." ”

"Grass your uncle, Master Chang Xian is here, you have a fart to use, can you beat it? What about Old Man Li? Call it. I scolded.

I saw the methods of Master Chang Xian at that time, Brother Feng didn't do anything at all, only a master like Old Man Li could do it.

"Uncle Cao, I was kind enough to come over to help you, do you still look down on me? Okay, I'm not here, it's none of my business why you kid is dead. Brother Storm scolded over there.

"Don't, Brother Shocking Wind, I know you're a nice person, kind-hearted, and you're so kind to me."

"That's a human saying."

"But it's useless to have a good heart, you can only send you to death when you come, be good, call Old Man Li here." I say.

"You cow, you drag, you wait, if you don't kill you tonight, I will come over tomorrow and beat you to death, wait." After saying that, Brother Feng scolded over there and hung up the phone.

"Grass, don't be righteous." I scolded helplessly.

Brother Donkey came over and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"Master Chang Xian has come to kill me." I frowned, and was just about to discuss countermeasures with Brother Donkey.

When I looked up, Brother Donkey had already changed his shoes at the door, he opened the door, and then rushed to the living room and pulled Zhang Miya and shouted at me: "Fengzi, I will avenge you." ”

After speaking, he ran away with Zhang Miya.

I watched the door slam shut and scolded, "Grass, it's really unjust." ”

I looked at Liu Qiqi next to me and said, "Qiqi, you are still angry, you ......"

Before I finished speaking, Liu Qiqi said: "That, Fengzi, otherwise you can move out tonight, I am not familiar with Chongqing life, and I can't find a place to live when I go out, besides, it's not good to fight and make the house in tatters, right?" ”

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