Chapter 242: Post-War Interlude

It was a brilliant victory, with the total annihilation of the enemy forces, the capture of the enemy generals, and the capture of a landing site on the edge of the Ghost Lands with minimal casualties, which was truly satisfying.

Of course, the most satisfying of today's battle is our eternal little war maniac Pandora, who is a high-ranking commander but always rushes into battle with enthusiasm, and today finally satisfied his own rather head-wrenching personal hobby, and even asked for a second bowl at dinner at night - this is a miracle for Pandora, who usually lives like a robot.

In addition, a small revelation is that when Pandora came over with a bowl, Sandora was destroying the third roasted whole cow in front of her, watching a certain queen crunch and eat the bones and plates together with the scene that can be described as spectacular, I sweat that ......

Of course, not everyone can be as heartless as Sandora, in fact, at least three people at today's celebration banquet are in a state of complete lack of appetite, first of all, the shallow and sister who have finally transformed into normal personalities, the two "gentle and kind" "ordinary girls" undoubtedly recalled what they had done before after turning back to their original form, and then began to vomit as I expected, especially shallow, after the darkness, she almost dismembered those demons by torture and killing all the way, There were hundreds of enemies rotting or torn apart on her hands, and this fierce way of fighting was in stark contrast to the way she was now nestled in my arms with a shallow face, just now that this girl had almost vomited up the dinner she had had eaten three days earlier......

In addition to Asa and his sister, the third one who has no appetite is the person who watched the shallow battle scene all the way.

That scene was disgusting......

"Alas, as heartless apostles of Xiling, they are really happy......"

Looking at the group of imperial soldiers in front of me, I sighed in a corner with Qianqian and my sister like poor insects abandoned by the world.

"That's because your mental capacity is too low."

Needless to say, the source of this voice is my sworn enemy of 10,000 years, my eternal opponent, known as the dark, evil, insidious, cunning, and deceitful Great Demon King......

"Bang!"

Shallow helped me up in distress, and blamed me while rubbing the big bag on my head: "Ah Jun, don't think about these things on the public channel in the future." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Well, I deserve it. ”

Although Lin Xue's tone is very unpleasant, but what she said is really the truth, shallow and my sister don't talk about it for the time being, even I, a year ago, was just an ordinary high school student who ate and waited for death, although now I am under the name of Emperor Xiling, but from the perspective of my bones, my biggest goal in life is still to eat and wait for death...... When it comes to vision, insight and heart, I don't think I can compare to Lin Xue, a guy who joined the organization since he was ten years old to participate in various life and death tasks, there is nothing to be ashamed of, this is the case.

But this must not be a reason for Lin Xue to be arrogant in front of me!

This insidious, cunning, violent, black-bellied, troublesome prophet eldest lady wants to rely on her poor life experience to make this emperor bow down, that is really wishful thinking! I want her to know that an otaku's heart of eating and waiting for death is absolutely unshakable!

As soon as I thought of this, I immediately raised my fighting spirit, and then threw myself at Lin Xue with a determined and challenging look.

Our Prophet was busy comforting Shallow in a period of severe depression, when he was suddenly startled by my gaze, and immediately leaned over to Shallow's ear and said, "Hey, Shallow, did that bastard finish some mess in his head?" Why did it suddenly and inexplicably burn? Be careful when you go to bed tonight. ”

…… Can you damn girl not use the volume that the whole room can hear and put on such a whispering picture!

Just as Lin Xue and I were about to enter the battle mode, a sharp but extremely penetrating cry suddenly came, and I turned my head just in time to see a green UFO rushing towards me at an astonishing super speed.

I was in a state of preparation for battle, and immediately entered the legendary innate selfless realm, looking at my nose, nose, mouth, mouth, and heart, the hallucinatory green shadow showed a clear trajectory in my eyes, and at this moment, my soul possessed.

"There's a hidden weapon!" I let out a loud shout, then bowed my left leg, kicked my right leg, stepped forward and grabbed the green flying object in my hand, and then turned around and accelerated in a whirlwind.

"Whoosh-"

The hidden weapon came out of his hand.

A shrill exclamation faded away: "Ahhh

The audience was amazed.

Two seconds later, I calmly asked my sister next to me, "Sister, what did I throw out of the city just now?" ”

"Jingle Bell." My sister replied short but firmly.

"Our goddess." Shallow also replied briefly but firmly.

"The current God." Lin Xue looked at me with the eyes of a dead man, and replied briefly but firmly.

Three seconds later, there was an angry "Dingdong bites you!" I threw the ice cream bucket in front of the little bubble and was almost thrown into the ice cream bucket again (for what do you say again?). The little bean that I had eaten came back and bit down on my finger with a "click" without hesitation.

"Ah...... You little thing really bites! I immediately shook my hand in pain, but this weak-looking little bean had an amazing bite force, although the small body was thrown around in the air, Jingle Bell did not have the slightest intention of releasing the mouth, but bit harder and harder, and finally simply hugged my fingers and began to gnaw hard.

Is this guy crazy hungry!?

"It's so cute......" Just as we were gradually attracting the attention of the surroundings because of the too much movement here, a delicate voice that made Ding Dong feel a thrill suddenly sounded behind me.

As soon as I turned around, a purple-haired saltwater creature was staring at the little dot in my hand with its big, shiny eyes that could blind a dog's eye, and swept towards me with a pitiful begging gaze, and the tail of the fish that flashed with a pale golden light subconsciously crackled on the ground, with a high frequency like a triple Grimm cannon with full firepower.

…… Oops, infected by Pandora......

I shook my head vigorously, severing the strange connection between the mermaid and the Grimm's cannon, and then stretched my right hand forward with a smile I'd never seen beforeβ€”of course, some little thing still hanging from my finger.

"If you want to take it back and raise it, remember to take a bath every two days, feed her three times a day, often take her to the garden, touch her head when she is idle, and remember to prepare more candy and small toys......"

Before I finished speaking, Ding Dong had already reacted, and immediately exclaimed: "Don't!" Then he slipped behind Shallow and looked at the mermaid princess with a pair of frightened eyes, "Don't come here, fish tail!" Clank Bell bites you! Jingle Bell is really, really powerful! ”

It seems that this princess who is a little off the line in the past few days is really scared of Dingdong, Isanna seems to try to steal Dingdong back and raise it as soon as she has the opportunity, although due to the vigilance of Xiaodouding, this saltwater creature has not succeeded once, but she has successfully become the second most dangerous person in Dingdong's mind, here is a friendly interjection, the first dangerous character in Dingdong's heart is now chatting with the plate in front of him not far away......

After so many days of getting along, the representatives of the various races have discovered that we from the otherworld, known as "gods", are actually quite easy to get along with, and although there are many strange-tempered guys, we are not as high-minded and harsh as the legend says, so now our relationship with these natives of Azeroth has become more and more harmonious, and there are even many Commander Hirin and those mortal generals who have become good friends, which is really a reward that I did not expect - of course, I don't think that's the reason why Sicaro spends his days selling pirated disks in a bunch of Night Elf MM piles.

Then again, despite such a change in the way they get along, this amazing act of this Isana will still make her entourage break out in a cold sweat!