Chapter 336: Stinky Fart
The ancestral magic weapon of the Lingbao faction, after a beat, no matter how many years you are a Taoist spirit, it is definitely enough to bear, the old lady in front of her looks like a Huang Xian with a relatively high Taoism, and she looks like a human being, it really looks like that, but it is too rustic to wear it, she covered her waist and called, and more than a dozen little weasels appeared, anxiously circling the old lady.
Among them, a few little weasels showed fierce eyes towards Wang Xiaohu grinning at the demonstration, Wang Xiaohu was in front of a particularly strange scene, an old lady in the moonlight, the old teeth were about to fall out, carrying a huge cigarette pouch and pot, standing in the moonlight covering her waist and shouting, surrounded by a dozen little weasels squeaking...... screamed anxiously, it was already a very weird picture, and what was even more weird was that the old lady had two slender beards on the side of her mouth.
It's not easy to be a monster to be able to change the human body, and it is so breakthrough to be able to transform into an old lady with two beards, which is beyond the scope of Wang Xiaohu's comprehension, looking at the old lady's distraction, beckoning the little madman and Lao Mu to come over, tilting his head and asking Lao Mu: "Are they the ones who beat you?" ”
Lao Mu gritted his teeth, and the wind leaked from his mouth: "It's this old coffin scoop that fights with me, and it's not them who beat me." ”
Wang Xiaohu is a headache, those people don't need to ask to know that it is the helper called by the old lady, it is it that fights with you, and it is also it that beats you! Is this kid making people stupid? Wang Xiaohu squinted at Lao Mu, and before he could speak, the old lady said in a sharp voice: "I asked someone to beat him, what can you do?" ”
The old lady's throat was as sharp as the sound made by stepping on the neck of a chicken, which was extremely sharp and piercing. It's very awkward, Wang Xiaohu frowned, not understanding what is wrong with this world? Hit others and still be so cross. Dute's mother is the reincarnation of the black whirlwind Li Kui?
Wang Xiaohu wanted to ask the old lady who gave him such awesome courage, took a step forward with the token, and a gust of autumn wind blew in front of him, calming down his angry mind, and the old lady was quite jealous of the brand in his hand, and couldn't help but take a step back. When Wang Xiaohu saw her like this, he also had a bottom.
After thinking about it, Wang Xiaohu hugged his fist at the old lady. asked: "This immortal family, dare to ask the name of the surname?" ”
"The nickname of the old body, Aunt Huang Thirteen, what are you going to do?" The old lady replied with a sharp voice.
Wang Xiaohu heard the name. I couldn't help it. Burst! laughed out loud, Aunt Thirteen, when I was young, I saw Huang Feihong, that was his dream lover, this old thing, dare to call this name, it's really ......
Wang Xiaohu's ridicule was so obvious that even fools could see it. What's more, the old lady was a refined Huang Xian, and said angrily: "You junior. Is the old body's name so funny? ”
The old lady with a strong Northeast accent, trying to pretend to be cultured, one old body at a time, Wang Xiaohu could understand, the little madman and Lao Mu were a little confused, listening to the old lady towards Wang Xiaohu one aunt after another...... I thought I was scolding Wang Xiaohu, but seeing that he was not angry, he laughed loudly, and wondered when Wang Xiaohu's temper became so good?
Wang Xiaohu also felt that his smile was very inappropriate, and coughed embarrassedly and said, "Thirteen...... Aunt, I am the head of the Taoist Lingbao faction, Wang Xiaohu. After speaking, he pointed at Lao Mu: "This is my Lingbao disciple, I don't know how to offend the thirteen...... Auntie, forget the fighting method, and find a group of strong men to fight like this, Aunt Thirteen, you always have to give me an explanation, right? ”
"You don't fool the old body, this kid is a Maoshan Dao method, but he dares to go outside the border to spread wild, beating him is light, if you don't know how to lift, you can't come back, what kind of Lingbao faction do you say, I haven't heard of it at all, the bullshit Lingbao faction, the head of the bullshit, fooling your aunt and grandmother?"
Wang Xiaohu didn't bother to talk nonsense with her, pulled off the Lingbao Golden Seal from the yellow belt, and shook it at the old lady, the golden seal carried the spirit of Taoist brilliance, and her old face was a little distorted in shock, and her eyes also showed a look of surprise, everything is fake, only this kind of Taoist Golden Seal can't be fake, whoever can establish a sect, which one is not a living immortal-like character, the head of the Golden Seal doesn't know how many generations of the blessing of the head of the real person, with the righteous atmosphere of the sect.
"Aunt Huang Thirteen, I respect you as a senior in cultivation, if you insult my master again, don't blame me for being rude, Taoist disciples have the duty of protecting the door, I think you also know, do you really want to form a bond with my Lingbao faction?"
Wang Xiaohu's words were strict, half of them were angry, half of them were scared, Aunt Huang Shisan was really frightened by him, this old guy has been outside the gate, he has never even been to Jilin, let alone outside, I don't know what the origin of the Lingbao faction is, but one faction at a time, it is not something that he can easily humiliate.
Aunt Huang Thirteen snorted and said: "Boy, don't scare me with the head of the sect or anything, this is outside the gate, the world of the immortal family, what are the people in the Dao Sect doing outside the gate?" He also injured me, do you think we are easy to bully the Guanwai Immortal Family? ”
The old lady is not high, but she has sharp teeth and sharp mouth, Wang Xiaohu was stunned for a while, listening to the meaning of her words, how can they be wrong, and she also got involved with all the immortals outside the gate, and couldn't help but say: "Aunt Thirteen, are you mistaken?" It was you who beat our people, like this, I brought him to ask clearly, how about it, just arrived here, you brought a group of small sneak attacks, that is, I still have some ability, if I am an ordinary person, I will not be scared to death by you? Also, what are you doing with other immortals? We will solve our grievances, and we don't need to scare me with others......"
"Haven't you come to avenge him? Could it be that he kowtowed to your grandmother Huang? Junior, what do you have in mind? ”
Aunt Thirteen's words were a little lustful, Wang Xiaohu also heard it, and talked about it all night, and at this time, it was to the point, and said: "The supermarket matter, our Lingbao faction is entrusted by others, I don't know what taboos have been committed, if you rob the merits of the Guanwai Immortal Family, I apologize to you, but my Lingbao's people were beaten, and it was also your fault, so let's do it, you give my brother a companion, make it clear why the supermarket doesn't move, we leave immediately, what do you think?" ”
The thirteenth aunt rubbed her old waist and shook it there, her eyes were dripping and rolling, and she said in a sharp voice: "The things outside the Guan, the size is solved by the immortals outside the Guan, when do you need the Daomen people to mix up, I didn't do anything about it, but I just beat that kid, and I didn't do much to him, and he is not as good as others, do you say this is the truth......" The old lady was sharp and sharp and talked with Wang Xiaohu there, not to apologize, not to solve this matter, after talking for a long time, she also lit a pot of tobacco and smoked, it seems that she wants to chat with Wang Xiaohu at night.
Wang Xiaohu is called a dizzy, I didn't expect a weasel to have such good eloquence, not to go to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to hang a post, to be a great immortal is really a talent, to solve this matter at night, there is one to say one, there is two to say two, no one can stand the endless of calves, is impatient to interrupt the old lady's words, suddenly not far away...... A four-wheeled car, pulling more than 20 strong men from the Northeast, with shovels and sticks in their hands, came with great momentum.
The four-wheeled car lights flashed brightly, shining straight over, Huang's eyes were white, Wang Xiaohu's three brothers couldn't help but raise their arms to block it, and blinked their eyes, at this time, a yin wind pointed directly at Wang Xiaohu's eyebrows, Wang Xiaohu subconsciously swept out with the gold seal in his palm, nothing was hit, his eyes were slightly adapted, he squinted, and there was no longer the figure of the thirteenth aunt in front of him, but he saw more than a dozen little weasels, lined up and aimed at the three of them.
All pouting. shares, magnificent, only about two steps away from them, Wang Xiaohu couldn't help but be stunned, his face changed greatly, he knew what these little weasels were going to do, sure enough, before he could make a move, poof, puff...... The yellow smoke came out, and suddenly a smell of extreme smell spread, Wang Xiaohu was blackened by the smoke, his head was clouded, and the next moment more than 20 strong men on the four wheels, all wearing masks, waved the guy in his hand and rushed up.
Wang Xiaohu underestimated the enemy, he finally understood why the thirteenth aunt chattered with him, and fell into the strategy of delaying the army, and what was even more fucking up was that he forgot the weasel's trick, stinky fart, weasel anal. There are stinky glands near the door. The odor gland can secrete a foul-smelling liquid or odor to scare away predators. When attacked, it raises its tail and shoots out a stinking fluid that is not only extremely smelly but also paralyzing.
The weasel is a carnivorous animal of the weasel family, small in stature, but it does a lot of evil, often doing some things like chickens and dogs. And it's hard to spot. Weasel fart protection is a trick. When they are at a loss and at the end of their rope, they will lose their anus. The door emitted a stench, and took advantage of the other party's timid gap to quickly escape. Fart is an important talisman for it.
The stinky farts released by ordinary weasels are already unbearable, and the stinky farts released by weasels who have been practicing for many years are so strong, not to mention that there are more than a dozen, to put it mildly, there is basically no difference from poison gas bombs, Wang Xiaohu's disgusting internal organs are churning, and he can't wait to spit out his intestines, and he has no strength to fight the enemy, but those strong men pounced fiercely, seeing that his brothers were about to be beaten, Wang Xiaohu hurriedly held back his nausea, and shouted to the little madman with snot and tears: "Stone, play the flute, hypnotized these people. ”
"Brother Xiaohu, I'...... I...... Vomit ...... "The little madman was about to vomit out, and there was still strength to play the flute, Wang Xiaohu was dizzy, and saw a strong man waving a stick and smashing down on the nearest little madman, gathering the only strength left in his body and slamming into it.
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