Section 242, the old fairy [I]
Seeing Xiaobai's smug look, Liu Shoucai couldn't help but be interested: "Okay, I'll make a bet with you, everyone will be a notary together, and whoever loses will be punished by the other party." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"We are all notaries, don't worry! We bet that Xiaobai will not win. ”
"Master, I also bet that Teacher Xiaobai will definitely lose."
The first and second children also began to join the ranks of bets, and when Xiaobai saw that everyone supported Liu Shoucai, he immediately became angry, grabbed the neck of the Lu ghost and threatened: "Lu ghost, who do you support and believe?" ”
"You, we are all of the same kind, I naturally support you, but if you make a mistake, don't bring me with you, I was threatened by you, so I support you."
"Hahaha...... The ghost is so pitiful. ”
Liu Shoucai saw that Lu Ghost supported Xiao Bai aggrievedly, and immediately laughed, Xiao Bai looked at Lu Ghost with a hatred of iron and steel, but in the end he still didn't attack Lu Ghost, after all, everyone is the same kind, and the persecution is too strong, and it will not be good in front of people at that time.
"Humph! I'm going to win, and I'm going to blind you when the time comes, and I don't believe I'm going to lose to you this time. ”
"It's best if you win, so I'm relieved."
"Rest assured what? Liu Shoucai, you make it clear to me. ”
Liu Shoucai's words were vague, Xiaobai immediately became puzzled, it didn't think that Liu Shoucai was deliberately ridiculing himself, and always felt that there was some conspiracy here.
"I mean, if you really do it, then I can rest assured that I will hand over the Lu ghost to you in the future, so that I can also be a little easier, anyway, you are always idle, and you should bring more Lu ghosts, so it is also your kind."
"Liu Shoucai, is there a master like you? Don't forget, you're the owner of the Lu Ghost, and I'm just its boss, hum! You don't need to shirk your own responsibilities, you want to leave all the responsibilities to me, don't dream. ”
"It's because you're his boss that you're responsible for taking care of it! I, the master, just ask it to be obedient and obedient, how can I say anything wrong! ”
As soon as Liu Shoucai's words came out, Xiao Bai immediately cried and mourned, it was really angry with Liu Shoucai's scoundrel appearance, and seeing that the ghost looked at himself pitifully with a small face, Xiao Bai finally agreed.
"Humph! Isn't it just taking care of a little ghost? It's not that I haven't taken care of it, I promised to take care of it in the future! Liu Shoucai, you have paid attention to me, when I train the Lu ghost to only listen to me, see what you do, hum! I really want to see what you regret when you come. ”
After Xiaobai figured it out, he finally comforted himself with the Lu ghost, Liu Shoucai was relieved to see that Xiaobai agreed to take care of the Lu ghost, just now he was really worried that Xiaobai insisted on refusing to take care of the Lu ghost, then wouldn't it be his business at that time, Liu Shoucai, the person he was most afraid of, was taking care of people such a troublesome thing.
"Okay, since everyone's tasks have been assigned, let's take a little rest, and then go to cultivation separately, and tomorrow we will go down the mountain to start our respective tasks."
"Doesn't it mean that after going down the mountain, you should eat a big meal first? Why did you just start the mission like this? Liu Shoucai, don't fool me. ”
Xiaobai listened to Liu Shoucai's explanation of starting the task directly after going down the mountain, and he was immediately unhappy, before he still heard Liu Shoucai say that after going down the mountain, play first, and then go to the task, it remembers it very clearly.
"We'll do the tasks ourselves, eat, drink and have fun, you and the ghosts can go, and when it's the last day, we'll take you to play together, maybe you will take us to play at that time."
"That's not possible, it's better to go down the mountain and play together first, even if we get familiar with the place first? The geographical environment of ancient times and modern times is also different, and it has really changed a lot here, if you don't say that this is Tianliu Mountain, I really can't recognize it, so we will go down the mountain tomorrow to play first, just as to familiarize yourself with the environment over there, and it will be much more convenient to carry out the task when the time comes. ”
"That's right, let's play first! Then go on to the task. ”
Liu Shoucai felt that what Xiaobai said was right, so he agreed to Xiaobai's request, and Xiaobai saw that Liu Shoucai agreed, and immediately shouted happily.
"Great, I knew you would definitely agree, I can finally have a good time tomorrow, I'm going to eat all the snacks here, Lu ghost, I tell you, here is ......"
Xiaobai has fallen into the world of tomorrow's snacks, and it pulls the Lu ghost to constantly introduce the delicious food here, but unfortunately the Lu ghost is not moved by this, because the Lu ghost rarely eats human things, and all it needs is the spiritual power of the moonlight and flowers and trees.
For human food, Lu Ghost doesn't have much interest, because its taste buds are different from human beings, it can't taste good or bad at all, no matter what it eats, it's just a taste, so it doesn't have so much interest, but seeing Xiaobai so happy, Lu Ghost didn't interrupt it, just quietly listened to Xiaobai's story.
"In the future, I can finally rest assured that I will hand over the Lu ghost to Xiaobai, so that I can also relax."
"You! It's that lazy, by the way, are we really going to play it tomorrow? I think we have too little time, why don't we stay here for a few more days? ”
"Hachito, why do you suddenly want to stay here for a few more days, what's wrong?"
Seeing that Badou's face was a little strange, Liu Shoucai couldn't help but be curious.
"Alas! That's right, yesterday we saw so many poor and poor people in Huashan, presumably there must be a lot of poor people here, if we were treated in two days, then we wouldn't be able to do so many things, so I plan to stay here for a few more days. ”
"Okay, then stay a few more days! Badou, if you don't explain, I really think that you fell in love with the woman here, did you regret not being the groom in the first place? ”
Liu Shoucai looked teasing, and when Badou saw Liu Shoucai making fun of himself, he immediately put on a straight face: "How is that possible, I don't want to be a groom, besides, I don't have any feelings for that woman, she has such a terrible figure, I can't afford it, I see that you have been talking about her, could it be that you have feelings for her!" If I knew this was the case, I should have pushed you into the marriage room in the first place. ”
"Huh...... Don't argue here, facts speak louder than words, as for who is in love with that woman, who knows in their hearts! Although that woman's figure is a little fleshy, but the golden ratio is not comparable to those skinny people, so you can steal the fun! So a big beauty, don't you really have emotion? ”
"You're enough! Don't say anything nonsense, I don't like her, the person I like is a gentle and touching beautiful and weak woman, I hope she can always need my protection, just like a princess in a fairy tale, where will be that strong woman, I know that you have a heavy taste, so you don't load your own taste on others. ”
"Hachidou, I suddenly found that you are also very good at talking! I remember that you rarely spoke, especially when arguing with me, you never won, this time I actually wanted to admit defeat, it seems that the environment can really change a person's attitude, we came to ancient times this time, it can be regarded as a gain, your gain is the greatest. ”
Badou knew that Liu Shoucai was ridiculing himself, but he still accepted it happily: "Thank you, I also know that I have gained a lot this time, especially with a lot of story material." ”
After Badou finished speaking, he ignored Liu Shoucai, and turned around directly to find the cave, there is a cave on this mountain, and generally people who go up the mountain to hunt will live in the cave.
"Who are you? Actually broke into my Amitayus Buddha's territory, looking for death, isn't it? ”
Just when Liu Shoucai and they were looking for a cave, suddenly an old man with gray hair and a gray beard, dressed in white fluttering, flew down from above, seeing his immortal appearance, Liu Shoucai secretly sighed in his heart, such a high-cultivation old man, after all, is not easy to mess with.
"Old man, we just came up to the mountain to see the scenery, we just went to the green, I don't know that there are people living on this mountain, please forgive me."
"Humph! I don't care who you are, get out of here, this is not a place for you to come at will. ”
"Phew, old thing, where do I want to go, uncle, that's my freedom, uncle, don't care about your, is this your family? If you have the ability, you can call it and see if it will promise you, and you will not be the king of the mountain here, if it weren't for the fact that you are a human being, I really thought you were a tease sent by a monkey. ”
Xiao Bai saw that the old man was talking angrily, so he immediately jumped out and scolded, Xiao Bai scolded, Liu Shoucai secretly screamed in his heart, he should have known that Xiao Bai was the most troublesome, but he didn't expect that Xiao Bai would jump out at this time.
"Xiaobai, don't be unreasonable, it's our fault that we disturbed other people's cultivation."
Liu Shoucai was afraid that the old man would not be good for them, so he hurriedly scolded Xiaobai, but Xiaobai did not appreciate it, but stared at the old man with an angry face.
"Huh...... Thinking that I've lived for such a long time, and it's the first time I've been insulted by a little big, I think you really want to be a roast chicken on my dinner table. ”
"Then it depends on whether you have the ability to turn me into a roast chicken, stinky old man, I see that you are a lot older, and you are not good to go home to retire, such a big domineering, are you really not afraid of being scolded by the old turtle?"
"You...... Very good, what you said is very good, it seems that I haven't been out of the mountain recently, there are so many hateful little things, although you can speak, but you are still just a chicken, what about demon cultivation, in front of the old fairy in front of me, it is just a small thing, I can strangle you to death in minutes. ”
The old man was angry and attacked Liu Shoucai directly, Liu Shoucai saw this, and he could only fight against him, but when Liu Shoucai fought with the old man, he immediately became self-confident, and he was not as humble as before, this is because the old man's skills are only competing with Zhang Tianshi at most.
After knowing the old man's skills, Liu Shoucai no longer worried about him, and directly let go of his hand to deal with the old man, the old man didn't expect Liu Shoucai to be so powerful, at this time he also knew that he had kicked the hard board, at this time, he was also full of regrets, he knew that he didn't say it so much just now.
"Old man, you only have those two brushes, and you dare to be an old fairy like that? It's ridiculous, don't you know how high the sky is and how thick the earth is? ”
After Xiaobai saw the old man's skills clearly, he kept sarcastically mocking him, and the angry old man was in a mess, and he was directly kicked to the ground by Liu Shoucai.
"Good! You guys did it on purpose, didn't you? I'll just say why did you come to such a desolate place, it turns out that you deliberately wanted my old man to be happy, didn't you? ”
"Where, old fairy, we didn't mean to trouble you, it's you who have been making trouble for us, we came here just to reminisce about the feeling when we came in the past, who knew that we met you, we thought there was no one here, so we had that incident just now."
Liu Shoucai didn't want to be evil to others, so he explained, the old man saw that Liu Shoucai was sincere, and it didn't seem like he was lying, so he believed his words.
"Since you didn't mean to come to trouble me, then please go down the mountain yourself! There are really no people living here, there are prisoners in this mountain, I am a real old immortal, and the heavenly court sent me down to stay here to guard those prisoners, so it is really inconvenient to keep people here. ”
"Prisoners? But we've been here for so long, and not a single prisoner has seen it. Old fairy, you can't be fooling us! ”
Xiaobai obviously didn't believe the words of the old fairy, and the old fairy sighed and said, "Alas! The prisoners were imprisoned in a cave in the back mountain, and there was a prison in the cave with a spell in it, and if you didn't go in and evacuate the spell, you couldn't see it. ”
"Are those prisoners guilty? Why are they being held here? ”
"It's all because they have committed unforgivable sins, that's why they are imprisoned here and waiting to be released, because Heaven really can't tolerate them, so they sent me here with them."
"Old immortal, why are your skills so poor? Aren't ordinary immortals very powerful? ”
"How is that possible, the gods are also divided into levels, I am the lowest one, originally in the heavenly court, I was only in charge of Pegasus and Flying Pigs, in fact, to put it bluntly, I am just a slave."
"Hahaha...... I suddenly remembered Bi Ma Wenlai in Journey to the West, oh my mother, I laughed to death......"
Xiaobai suddenly laughed, and Badou and Liu Shoucai also covered their mouths, because they had read Journey to the West, and there was one in it who managed the Heavenly Court Pegasus, and when Sun Wukong was called to take over, the name he gave was Bi Ma Wen.
Now that they heard the old fairy say that he was in charge of Pegasus, Liu Shoucai and they immediately thought of that matter, so they couldn't help but snicker, but the old fairy didn't know why they were laughing at themselves, and thought that they looked down on him because of their identity, so the old fairy was angry again.
"Humph! Although my status is not high, I am many levels higher than you lowly humans, and I dare to laugh at me, which is really hateful. ”
"Ahh Don't be angry, old fairy, we are not laughing at you, we just remembered a funny thing, so we laughed, and it has nothing to do with you. ”
Liu Shoucai said that he told the old immortals about the Journey to the West that he had read, and after the old immortals heard it, they were very surprised, they didn't expect that there would be such a story after a thousand years, but they didn't know that the story was not from the hands of writers in the 21st century, but from the hands of the ancients.
"I really didn't expect that there was such a thing, it was really my heart, you don't have anything to worry about my old man."
"Where, old immortal, let me ask you, do you know the Shennong clan? He is my grandfather, and he has already ascended to the immortal path, so I don't know how he is doing now. ”
"Shennong Great Immortal! He is a great immortal in the high class of Heavenly Court, I didn't expect him to be your grandfather, no wonder you are so powerful, Shennong Great Immortal is a very powerful existence, he is already at the mythical level. ”
The old fairy said with a face of worship, for the Shennong clan, it is estimated that no one can ignore his existence! It's just that Liu Shoucai is a little depressed, although he has an inseparable relationship with the Shennong clan today, but he has not reached the step that the old fairy said, and Xiaobai naturally doesn't like to talk to him.
"Ghost Lu, let's go, I still have to tell you the precautions after going down the mountain."
Xiaobai called the Lu ghost away, and Liu Shoucai didn't stop him, in fact, Liu Shoucai also wanted to leave immediately, as soon as this old fairy spoke, it was a non-stop talk, Liu Shoucai They really felt like they had an extra fly in their ears.
"Old fairy, don't talk about it yet, we now know that you are here to take care of those prisoners, so we won't bother you, let's go down the mountain, we will meet later, see you again!"
"Hey, don't go! Spend more time with my old fairy......"
The old fairy ran away after seeing Liu Shoucai finish speaking, and immediately stood up and shouted in the back, but as soon as he shouted, Liu Shoucai and they ran faster, which made the old fairy a little incomprehensible, but he didn't think much about it, and turned around and went back to his cell.
"Whew! Finally ran out, that old fairy really talked a lot, and with him, I really felt like I was many years older. ”
"Fortunately, we ran fast, otherwise we would really be entangled by him and I don't know when to go, I wondered, how can there be such a person in this world who can talk."
"He has lived so old, and it is appropriate to be long-winded, and we must also be considerate of the old man's feelings."
"That's right, so where are we going now? We can't stay in the mountains, or let's go to the farm at the bottom of the mountain and live! Tomorrow is the temple fair, and we will be more convenient. ”
"I can only bother others, but I just don't know if others will agree to us living in."