In the six major gates, there are regular Taoist competitions in each gate, so that the various sub-schools can compete and compete with each other. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info test the progress of the disciples' cultivation with practical operations, so as to facilitate the observation and guidance of teachers and the learning of monks from each other, in short, it is the monthly examination of Taoist priests.

However, this month's exam has its own rules and cycles in the six major sects. It is as long as the "Wenshi Dao" in the northern school, with a small comparison in three years and a large comparison in five years. The short one is like Wudang Road, a small competition in January, and a big competition in a season. Therefore, the Wudang faction is also nicknamed the "college entrance examination school student faction", "devil muscle faction", "Saitama faction" and so on......

And Xiao Yuanyou's Chaozhen faction belongs to the "Lingbao Dao" among the six major sects, and there is a small competition in one season and a big competition in one year. The time of Xiaobi is always on the "spring equinox day" and "autumn equinox day", and the Lingbao people call this the "two-point sacrifice".

Among them, the "Autumn Equinox Festival" refers to the autumn equinox day between the fourth day of September and the sixth day of September, the Lingbao Daoju faction gathered at the top of Wuyi Mountain to conduct a three-day sect competition.

Xiao Yuanyou was a little uneasy: "What do you mean by telling me this?"

"Nothing special, it's just ......"

Six hours later, in the early morning of the next day—

It's only half past six in the morning, and the chickens are still napping, of course, Xiao Yuanyou can't be expected to get up earlier than the rooster, and his consciousness is half-asleep and half-awake, and his eyelids are half-open and half-closed. When he came back to his senses, he had been taken to the "Huixian Palace" on the top of Wuyi Mountain, and Zhu and Yang, who had brought him out, were gone, and even Mimi was not around.

Xiao Yuanyou didn't panic, because this was not a barren mountain or a wild mountain, but a surging flow of people. Because the Lingbao Dao "Two Divisions Festival" will not only gather members of the branch Daomen, but also as a scenic spot to attract tourists and TV reporters.

I want to say here that the broadcast of the TV station is also very funny, because Jindan Dao refines the art of immortality, so the content is like a collective memorial meeting: the Taoist is more than one hundred and one hundred years old and more than one hundred and ten years old all year round...... Fu Seal Dao is to broadcast the process of this Taoist brother drawing talismans, that is to say, the content of the program is to watch a group of Taoist priests set up a god platform to see who can draw ......

On one side is an antique appreciation meeting, and on the other side, there is a live broadcast of ghost paintings that no one can understand, and the ratings can be imagined.

As for the atmosphere in Wuyishan in the past few days, it is inversely proportional to the ratings of the TV station.

Because the place where Wuyi Mountain Jinding cultivates usually has specific rules, you can come and play if you want, but you can't take pictures, and there are many areas that are not public. With the launch of the festival, many places will be visited publicly, and tourists will flock in to see this legendary and mysterious Taoist holy place.

Faced with this big scene of people coming and going and the atmosphere was unusual, Xiao Yuanyou chose to sit on the roadside bench and take a few minutes to take a nap, which was also convenient for him to consider and analyze Li Shifu's set.

"Following her train of thought, my first choice should be to go down the mountain, so according to this scheming's routine, there must be other flags to be triggered on the way down the mountain, but-" Xiao Yuanyou looked to the right at the magnificent Lingbao Dao headquarters, and a trembling that a mortal should have: "There must be trouble going up." ”

So he chose to sit here and wait, when exactly when? Wait until ten o'clock, when the autumn equinox festival officially opens, and then he will not be able to take his turn to go out.

So he waited, but waited and waited, and he was unhappy.

Because he's been haunted by a question: "Can I take a picture?"

"No, you can't. ”

Clicks–

"Oh, thanks. ”

............

"Dao Chief, I like you so much, can you take a picture?"

"Sorry, no. ”

Clicks–

"Thank you, I like you so much!"

............

"Can I take pictures?"

“...... (glaring)"

"Okay! Please keep it up! Thank you!"

Clicks–

It's not that Xiao Yuanyou looks much like Andy Lau personally, but the specific reason is the exaggerated travel robe of the Messy True Daomen.

This robe is worn when visiting fellow believers, ceremonies, and worship, and it is even more unique. The edge of the gold thread embroidery on a white background, the half-sleeve of the black gauze, and the white embroidered characters of the Tao Te Ching are on it. There are two groups of Tai Chi on the left and right, the left is the yin and the yang, and the right is the yang and the yin; The sleeves and blouse are from light blue tassels, with different lengths and four appearances. The crown of the beam on the head is printed with the Big Dipper, a pillar of optimus, which can increase the height of forty centimeters out of thin air.

[The military uniform must be handsome, so that young people will join the army without hesitation - Adolf Hitler]

In short, under the background of the coal pit style that everyone is: gray, black, and Tibet, you walk out in this robe, and anyone who looks at it feels like a delicate flower lined with countless weeds, which is comparable to the "Sister Qiuxiang" theory in Xingye's movie.

Therefore, Brother Fairy is you.

What's even more outrageous is that another cosplay enthusiast also came over with a photography group to take a photo with Xiao Yuanyou. was thought to be a fellow Taoist, which made Xiao Yuanyou embarrassed to say that he was really a Taoist.

So Xiao Yuanyou thought of a very unique way, and pulled out the wooden sign of the nearby attraction: "Take a photo service for 500 yuan." ”

This trick really worked, but Xiao Yuanyou inexplicably endured the contemptuous gaze of many Taoist friends, and some of the travelers even came to negotiate the price: "Can I get a discount?"

Xiao Yuanyou: "Twenty percent off, 1,000 yuan is not illuminated?"

Those who heard it thought he was playing a prank, or they thought that this man had a hole in his brain, or that he was a charlatan...... But the effect is remarkable, and sure enough, not many people bother him.

Then a moment later, another girl, familiar. He should be fifteen or sixteen years old, with long straight black hair and very delicate, wearing a white dress with wisps, a handbag under a lilac shawl, and a wide-angle camera hanging around his neck.

Xiao Yuan was convinced, covered the camera with his hand and said, "It's a five hundred." ”

The girl took out a wad of money from her bag, continued to take pictures without saying a word, and took pictures in circles in all directions at 360 degrees. After filming enough, I took a breath, took another wad of money, and then took out the money.

"Surprised! Could it be that the eldest lady came from?" After a while, Xiao Yuanyou looked at the end of the bench and stacked a ticket nearly ten centimeters high, Xiao Yuanyou became more and more surprised: "Although it was an accident, I felt that I suddenly made a windfall." Do you want to take ......?"

was about to sweep away this wave of windfall income, but the contemptuous gazes of the Taoist priests around him were really uncomfortable.

"It's all envy, it's all jealousy, don't hesitate, the money is what you deserve. It was sent by this little angel! Don't you look down on people!"

In the end, the hypnosis failed, the corners of Xiao Yuanyou's mouth twitched, and he got up and left with tears: "I'll go." ”

Just as he was about to leave, two voices behind him said, "Brother Dao stays." ”

Xiao Yuan was stunned for a moment: It's over, how can there be such a timely eldest lady running out, could it be that even this chick taking pictures is also arranged by Li Shifu? That's right, normal people can't live like a loser.

Behind are two monks, one fat and one thin, wearing a yellow background and black striped robes, opening their mouths to persuade people to stay, Xiao Yuanyou broke out in a cold sweat behind his back, pretending to be calm and turned back and said, "Dare to ask what are you doing?"

The fat dog-headed military master with a full face and a big villain is piercing the intestines, and the thin Taoist priest looks like a picture of ribs, and anyone who sees it wants to blurt out a sentence: cherish life and stay away from drugs.

"Brother Dao, do you recognize this female guest?"

"Looking for you?" Xiao Yuanyou breathed a sigh of relief, saying that he was very sympathetic, but he was not familiar with this person.

The two nodded, and said to the girl, "Donor, please delete the photo of the interior of the 'Huixian Palace' that you just took." Otherwise, we'll have to ask you to go back and listen to what the real person has to say. ”

The girl still didn't speak, but she was very resistant to holding the camera, and turned to run.

And the two Taoist priests over there slowly stepped forward: "Female donor, we only need to give a signal here, unless you can fly, several intersections down the mountain will be blocked." ”

Xiao Yuanyou became interested and asked, "Is it a flying pigeon or a communication talisman?"

The fat and thin Taoist priest suddenly looked mentally retarded with an expression, and Mu Ran took out his mobile phone: "Hey, at the entrance, there is a candid photo here, and there is a bells and whistles wearing clothes I don't know if it's an accomplice, they are all young people, don't let them go......"