265 Touching melons along the vines

When I woke up, I found myself lying next to the photocopier in the office hall, and there was silence around me, as if nothing had happened.

I sat up and rubbed the back of my head, and suddenly I grinned in pain, and gasped with a 'sizzle', feeling a big lump bulging, damn, it wasn't a dream.

Shaking his head, he stood up, took out a golden ball from the space bag and held it in his hand, and then went to the office cubicle to check it one by one.

Walking around the hall, I found that there was no one in the compartment, presumably because the whole army had retreated after I fainted.

What exactly does this group of people mean? So many people are lying in ambush here just to knock me out of the stick? I put away the golden ball in confusion, walked to the copier, and was about to call Sima Sanguang, but found that the USB flash drive on the photocopier had been pulled out.

No, could it be that they are trying to snatch this USB flash drive? It's too unreasonable.,It's not a unique secret recipe.,I have this software in my mailbox.,Just find a USB flash drive and re-download a copy is.,How difficult can this be?

Well, by the way, we have a USB flash drive in our office, so I'm going to copy a copy of the software.

Just as he was about to pull out his legs, the photocopier buzzed and spit out another piece of paper.

"Zhengnan, give you three seconds, if you don't leave, we'll be in earnest."

"Cut, for real? Come on, come on, will you become Optimus Prime? I sneered, but I re-touched the golden ball, screamed, and opened the ban.

The photocopier buzzed, spitting out three sheets of paper in quick succession.

One.

Two.

Three.

I clutched/clutched the golden ball tightly, feeling that it was not too safe, and I felt another golden ball and opened the ban.

The photocopier clicked, suddenly turned off, and then the whole hall was as silent as death, I leaned forward, and the whole person remained on high alert, just waiting for an abnormality, I opened the bow left and right, grandma's, two grandmaster-level prohibitions, even if it is a master of Ji Wuyuan's level, I'm afraid it will have a headache.

Time passed minute by minute, but there was nothing abnormal in the hall, what the hell was going on?

Silence, deathly silence, I could even hear my heartbeat, poof, poof......

Quiet!

Puff ...... Puff ......

Quiescence!

Puff puff puff ......

Puff ...... Puff ......

My heartbeat went from fast to slow, and then from slow to fast, just as I was about to gradually return to normal......

There was a crisp sound, and my muscles tightened, and I held the gold ball in both hands and put on a fighting defensive posture, following the reputation, but the photocopier turned on again, and then in the buzz, a piece of printing paper spit out.

I cautiously leaned over and wiped the piece of paper on the ground with one finger, and when I saw it, there were a few words on it.

"Just kidding, don't take it too seriously."

For a while, I was so angry that I went to the back and directly unplugged the power of the photocopier, and scolded viciously: "Grass, make a joke about your sister, you go to die." ”

I took a breath, thinking about going to the department office to copy Sima Sanguang's software first, and then I said, just after taking two steps, there was another drip, and the photocopier was turned on again, looking at the blue control panel, my scalp was numb, because at this moment, the power plug that I unplugged was still on the top of the copier.

With a buzz, the photocopier spat out another piece of paper that read, "Why bother? ”

I felt like my throat was dry and I wanted to shout, but I didn't know what I should shout, so I just stared at the paper in amazement.

There was a buzz, and another burst of paper was spit out: "Aren't you surprised?" With your IQ, I can't explain it to you, so you might as well go home and sleep. ”

"Grass!" I was suddenly enraged, put away the golden ball, grabbed the two ends of the photocopier, roared loudly, and lifted the large all-in-one machine violently, exhaled, lifted it directly above my head, and threw it to the side.

Boom!

I threw the photocopier aside, making a loud noise, and several boards flew out of the fuselage, and I don't know where the parts were. At the same time, I actually saw another power plug peeking out at the bottom of the copier, which was a little deformed due to the fact that I had vigorously thrown it away.

Damn,There's actually a power cord.,Dare to love that's what happened.,I thought there was really a ghost.,Look at the control panel.,Sure enough, it's turned off.,Sneered a few times.,Shouting loudly:"Who is hiding behind the control.,Get out of the way if there's a kind of sneaky dick?" ”

There was silence in the office hall, as if the man hadn't heard my shouting, or had heard it, but he didn't care about my insults.

After shouting a few times and not responding, I was full of anger and suddenly had nowhere to vent, so I went straight to the shrine position, grabbed the statue of Guan Erye, and threw it to the ground: "Damn, don't you come out, right, pretend to be a ghost, right?" ”

Guan Erye's statue was smashed into several pieces by me at once, revealing a mechanism inside, I sighed and squatted down to check. Originally, it was just to vent, but I didn't expect to be really found by me.

A little look at the principle of the principle, Guan Erye's hand is grasped into a cylindrical shape, the palm is the inner circle, the back of the hand is the outer circle, and the inner circle is separated from the outer circle, the middle is separated by a steel sheet with elasticity, which can be controlled by a mechanism, as long as the remote control is pressed, the steel sheet will rotate, and as soon as the steel sheet rotates, the palm will rotate, and the Qinglong Yanyue knife held in the palm will also rotate, and the outside position of the back of the hand will not rotate, which is why the blade can turn from the outside to the inside in the blink of an eye.

I figured out the principle, my heart suddenly no longer hairy, it turned out that all this was just a man-made pretending to be a ghost, I stood up and walked towards the toilet, every step I took, the clearer my head became, the clicking sound in the toilet should be the sound recorded by a micro tape recorder, as long as this tape recorder is found, then all these supernatural events are almost solved.

As for the people behind the scenes, although I don't have a USB flash drive, but tomorrow I can ask Sima Sanguang to come to the company to inquire on the spot, to see which computer is controlling the copier, and then it is not very simple to know who is doing the ghost?

I searched in the toilet for a long time, but I didn't find a small tape recorder, I didn't care, anyway, that's what happened, I called Sima Sanguang, and asked him to come to our company tomorrow to help, Sima Sanguang agreed.

hung up the phone and called Tang Zi'an again, saying that the company already has eyebrows, not a ghost, but an artificial ghost, it is estimated that the culprit can be found tomorrow, Tang Zi'an was overjoyed when he heard it, and said in a loud voice This is for me to arrange for three domestic first-line female artists to eat, with the kind of popping, the cost is all-inclusive.

I laughed and scolded, and asked him to quickly find someone to guard the photocopier that I had smashed, so as not to be dropped or removed in the middle of the night, Tang Zi'an agreed.

After hanging up the phone for about half an hour, more than a dozen big men rushed in at the door, and when they saw me, they were all smiling and calling the ghost brother, and I went out after explaining two sentences.

Tomorrow's matter is very simple, as long as Sima Sanguang finds the person who controls the photocopier, and then uses him to dig out the person who framed Ye Rong. This photocopier is a vine, and we can touch the melon as long as we touch it down the vine.

walked outside the door and made a call to Kong Xuan, saying that he was here for supper, and when Kong Xuan heard that it was supper, he directly said, "I'm doing my homework now, and I'm not free." I hung up the phone and called the fat man, and the fat man also said five words to me: Do not disturb during the work.

It's all brutes, can you have any other entertainment besides doing your homework? I can't even share with you the fruits of victory. Depressed, I had to take a taxi to the night snack stall I frequented, ordered two beers, roasted something, and drank by myself.

As soon as I took two sips, I heard a whimper, as if someone was crying.

Looking at the sound, seven or eight meters away from him, a middle-aged man sat alone at a table, there were already five or six beer bottles next to the table, and under the light of the street lamp, the middle-aged man's face was faintly full of tears.

The crying sound turned out to be made by this man.

I pursed my lips disdainfully, a big man, crying in public, this is also too shameless, obviously, I automatically ignored that I had also been in tears at the night food stall during that time.

Raise your hand and call the boss over and ask what is going on. The boss shook his head with a wry smile: "The ghost knows what's going on, I guess it's a nervous disorder, I've been here several times, and every time I'm drunk, I cry when I'm drunk, and I shout something like a red vine or something, it's probably a love triangle." ”

"Why does that person look like he's in his forties, and at this age he still cries for feelings? I don't think so. I shook my head and said I didn't agree with my boss.

"Hehe, then I don't know." The barbecue owner didn't seem to want to argue with me about this, so he smiled and walked back to continue grilling.

Sometimes, this kind of sad mood is contagious, middle-aged men cry and cry, I also feel a faint sadness welling up in my heart, and I feel a little blocked in my heart.

Carrying a beer, he walked to the middle-aged man's side and sat down, and touched the cup in the middle-aged man's hand with a beer bottle: "Brother, meeting is fate, don't say anything else, take a sip first!" ”

The middle-aged man looked up at me in amazement, didn't speak, raised the wine glass in his hand, and drank it in one gulp, and I drank half a bottle of wine from the wine bottle.

"Come again!" The middle-aged man burped.

"Okay, I'll have a drink with you today!" I turned around and yelled at the boss, "Boss, bring me another case of beer!" ”

The barbecue boss answered from a distance, and after a while, he moved a case of beer and put it at our feet, and said with a smile: "Boss Zhong, do you want to bring your roasted things over?" ”

I nodded: "Let's all move here, and add two more squid by the way." ”

"Uh, how will you settle the accounts then?" The owner spouts towards the beer Nunu.

"It's all on my head!" I smiled and pointed to the things on the middle-aged man's table: "All the things he consumes are also mine!" ”

"Okay!" The fat boss nodded and left.