Chapter 9 Gathering of Rivals
Xu Mingxiang's enlightenment was much earlier than me and Huaxia. So the senses are much more sensitive than we are. I knew it wasn't a ghost, and she knew it. But when I said that, she was confused.
She immediately said: "I listen to your nonsense, I don't know if the ghost did it?" Huaxia reacted similarly to her.
I acted patiently and said to them, "Listen to me, it's a ghost, but it's a vampire." ”
Xu Mingxiang came over and touched my forehead and said, "I don't have a fever, what are you talking about." Huaxia took it and said, "Let your turtle son watch less tertiary films, but you won't listen." The vampires are out, and I'm Dracula. ”
I knew that they didn't believe it, and I was mentally prepared for it, and said, "Then can you explain to me that there is not a drop of blood left in the two deceased?" ”
Xu Mingxiang couldn't answer, Hua Xia smiled: "Maybe I was sucked dry by a group of mosquitoes!" ”
"Dog, I don't know how you grew up. Where can we find so many mosquitoes on such a cold day, if you are sucked by mosquitoes, what is your uncle looking for us to do? "I'm running out of patience. Then he said: "I don't want you to believe me, anyway, let's take one step at a time, and you'd better be mentally prepared when the time comes, and don't be too scared to move your legs." ”
Hua Xia saw that I didn't mean to joke at all, so she was very excited and said, "Laizi, what you said is true? That's great, I've wanted to be a vampire for a long time, and when the time comes, catch one alive and let it kiss and bite it, and I'll be invincible in the world. ”
Lu Jieyu sneered and said, "Don't think too well, you also know how these two people died, and you still expect to kiss and bite?" Don't bite you before then, you just kneel on the ground and beg Daddy to sue Grandma. ”
Xu Mingxiang felt very strange about Lu Jieyu's indifference after hearing the vampire, and asked, "Jieyu, weishenme, don't question the fact that there are vampires on your shijie?" As if such species really existed. ”
Lu Jieyu said with a smile: "Sister Mingxiang, don't forget, I have lived in the UK for almost two-thirds of the time over the years, and there are not many vampire legends in that country. Since there are so many legends, they are not groundless. ”
"Okay, just what you and Laizi said is true, but since the establishment of the Duxu Sect for so many years, I have never heard of an ancestor fighting a vampire, and there is no record in the "Demon Breaking Formula". Why are we fighting them? We don't even know where their weaknesses are. "After all, Xu Mingxiang is also a person who has seen big scenes, and knows that there are indeed many unknown existences in this world, so she was easily persuaded by me and Lu Jieyu, but looking at her appearance, I was still very worried when I heard her words.
My heart is also bottomless, I have seen Lu Jieyu's powerful appearance. That skill, let me clean her up, it's just a fool's dream. But she should be the one who knows vampires best (should be the vampire who knows vampires best), so I immediately said to Lu Jieyu: "There are more legends of vampires in the West, and you know better. Tell us how to clean them up. ”
Lu Jieyu's eyes were horizontal, she hated me, and said: "The big weakness of vampires is in the heart, and if you pierce them with a peach wood nail, they will basically lose their mobility." They are also afraid of crosses and electric shockers, and at the same time, ultraviolet rays are also very lethal to them. I also knew that what they were most afraid of was the holy water in the church. I heard all these things when I was abroad, and I knew so much, and I didn't know if it would work. ”
Lu Jieyu definitely couldn't talk too hard, so I immediately helped her round the field and said: "Now I can only take one step at a time, and a dead horse should be a live horse doctor." ”
Xu Mingxiang nodded, thought for a while, and then continued to ask: "This case is not a private matter of the Forestry Bureau, it is impossible for us to carry forward the spirit of righteousness and courage again, not for fame or profit, right?" Does the public have to express it? ”
Huaxia looked upright, put on a righteous and awe-inspiring look, and said: "The country is the time to employ people, and comrades should pay instead of asking for returns." Comrade Xu's consciousness is still not enough, and he can't just want benefits at every turn! So what's the point of our work? ”
"Phew!" As soon as I heard Huaxia say so decently, I immediately exposed his old bottom and said: "Talk about paying? Don't ask for anything in return? **I'm embarrassed to say that when you open and close your mouth when you are at your uncle's house in the morning, you have to compensate. Your consciousness is really high, Comrade Huaxia. ”
Hua Xia then changed into the signature hippie smiling expression and said: "Just kidding, senior sister, don't worry, I have already negotiated with my uncle, there is no more, and the government can still get tens of thousands of yuan in subsidies." During the handling of the case, you should be satisfied. ”
Xu Mingxiang snorted and said, "Tens of thousands of yuan? I sell a few catties of tea for more than that. Then his tone changed and he compromised: "Forget it, just treat it as a good deed, anyway, you have nothing to do all day long, and you are bored and crazy." If it's really like what Lai Zi said, it's a vampire, and by the way, you can practice your hands, and you can also make some contributions to the development of the Duxu faction. ”
I still understand my senior sister who has just met for a short time. After living alone for a long time, it turned out to be taking care of the family's business, but in recent years, the business has been on the road, and the life that is no longer busy makes her feel very boring. Her tea has been sold all over the country, and she is not short of money. It's not bad to have something to do once in a while to make her move her muscles, and it's even better if she can earn some money along the way.
Xu Mingxiang stood up and said, "Okay, let's do it first, I'll go back and pack some luggage, move over, and Laizi will make dinner." ”
"Wait, you're moving in? Where did you move from? I asked hurriedly.
"It's more convenient to move to Jieyu, do you have any opinions?" Nonsense, I must have an opinion, I have a relationship with Lu Jieyu, what's the matter with her coming to live? Isn't that a mess?
But I didn't dare to go against my senior sister, shook my head and said, "I don't dare to have an opinion, this house is not mine." You ask the host! ”
Xu Mingxiang's eyes narrowed, her mouth curled, and she smiled charmingly and said to Lu Jieyu: "Sister Jieyu, you have no opinion, right?" ”
Lu Jieyu looked at Xu Mingxiang blankly, shook her head, and her eyes lit up. My senior sister usually looks like a chaste martyr, and sometimes she is bewitching. Her smile is definitely something that a man can't resist. I didn't expect it to work for women.
I reacted immediately, pushed Lu Jieyu and said, "You are stupid, why did you let her come over?" ”
Xu Mingxiang turned her face faster than she turned a book, and when she walked in front of me, she was about to make a move, and said: "As far as you talk a lot, everyone Jieyu's sister has no opinion, you call a fart." Besides, if I move here and sleep on my own, and you sleep with yours, will it affect you? You bunny! "When he finishes speaking, he will tear my mouth.
Lu Jieyu saw that something was wrong, and stopped in front of me and said, "Sister Mingxiang, it's okay, you can move here!" Anyway, there are many rooms, and they are empty when they are empty. Many people are also a little lively. ”
Huaxia listened to Lu Jieyu's words and shouted, "I'm going to move over too!" ”
The three of us said in unison, "Climb!" "Ten gongs, nine of them are him.
Xu Mingxiang moved over as she wished, and the appearance of a large bag and a small bag seemed to be going to live for a long time, just like Lu Jieyu said, there are many rooms at home, and they are empty.
Shortly after twelve o'clock in the morning, I lay in bed tossing and turning and couldn't sleep, thinking about how to find this (maybe a bunch) of vampires. If so, what to do with them?
Lu Jieyu, who was facing me with her back, turned over and lay on my chest, and said with concern: "I'm going out early tomorrow morning, don't worry too much, go to sleep quickly." ”
I sighed and said, "How can I not be worried, until now, I don't even know what that vampire looks like, you only said that they have different abilities, but you don't say what they have." I don't know anything, how can I fight with 'people'? By the way, I've always wanted to ask you, a vampire, how can he sleep more than me at night? ”
Lu Jieyu said angrily: "You dead thing, you really don't treat me as a human being?" Don't vampires have to sleep? It's just that most vampires rest during the day, and I'm not afraid of the sun, so like normal people, I rest at night. ”
"That's right, except that you need to drink blood, eating and is no different from us." I laughed and teased her.
Lu Jieyu twisted my waist and said, "I found that you are really low-level and disgusting, how could I fall in love with you?" ”
I slapped her hand away and shouted, "I'm low-class, vulgar, disgusting." You are noble, pure, and perfect. You're perfect, you don't even have a belly button. ”
"Nasty!" Lu Jieyu seemed to be a little angry and turned away. It didn't take long for me to fall asleep.
When Huaxia called, I was still lying in bed and didn't want to get up, winter is the season for sleeping, and getting me up early is no different from killing me.
Lu Jieyu and Xu Mingxiang got dressed early and were ready to go. I followed them to the car sent by the police station to pick us up with black circles under my eyes, and went all the way to the police station's criminal police team in a coma.
The four of us followed Lin Hongzhi into a conference room that was not very big, and there were already two or three people inside, including a woman. They were all dressed in casual clothes, but they all looked very energetic, and their heroic appearance was immediately the most stark contrast to the yawning man I was.
Lin Hongzhi didn't know what the hell was going on, so he said that he would transfer some manpower to cooperate with us, just these two men, one woman deserves to give us a ball? It's not much different from our own actions. I can only think about it in my heart, and I dare not say much.
I said listlessly: "Forest Bureau, let's have a meeting when everyone arrives, and we will have an early meal and a meal early." ”
"Wait, there's two more people to come." Lin Hongzhi said. Just then, the door to the conference room opened. Two men came in one after another. The latter one is very eye-catching.
I'm going, why is the surname Qiu here?