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We all looked at His Holiness Daci, and today he was dressed neatly and neatly, and even the monk's robe on his body that he had not changed for an unknown amount of time was taken off and put on a new set, and then we looked at the top of his head that was also freshly shaved, bright and bright, and his eyes were shining in the sun.

"Humph! Are you so excited to accept an apprentice? Did you be so excited that you couldn't sleep last night? Although the old man was sarcastic, he could see that he was also very happy.

Dharma King Daci was surprisingly in a good mood today, and he didn't quarrel with the old man at all, but said in a very gentlemanly manner: "Niu Nose, in front of my apprentice, I am not the same as you, I am a person with status." ”

"Someone with an ID card!" The old man pouted and said.

The conversation between the old man and His Holiness was confusing to them, but I seemed to hear something about it, and that was that one of my brothers had a crush on His Holiness Daci, and I almost spit out the grapes that I had just eaten in my mouth, so that some of them were going to become monks!

"What are you doing there? God bless, hurry up and introduce us to these friends. "When the Great Compassion King saw me there, he hurriedly commanded.

I smiled mysteriously and said, "Let me introduce to you, this is my master Lingxuan Daoist, this is my uncle Daci Dharma King, a famous monk who is both Tibetan Buddhism and Chinese Buddhism, and is a leading figure in Buddhism!" ”

I knew that His Holiness Daci wanted to take in his apprentices, so he must have tried his best to exaggerate the atmosphere, and I introduced him quite ceremoniously, and obviously this trick worked, and the fat man's eyes showed a light of worship, and at the same time, His Holiness Daci was also very proud, and kept throwing appreciative glances at me.

"Hmph, pat on the back! How did I take in a flamboyant apprentice! "When the old man heard such a grand introduction to the Great Mercy Venerable King, he was very dissatisfied.

Hey, these are two ancestors, and neither of them can be taken care of, and then he continued: "My master is also a master of Taoism, but he is the Taishan Beidou in the metaphysical world, and he is in charge of mountain arts!" ”

"Godless, how many of you are learning mountain arts?" The fat man suddenly made such a sentence.

I was a little embarrassed and said, "Count me two." ”

The fat man's face was flushed, obviously he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

"Old bald donkey, your apprentice is as annoyed as you, and he will pick up my short son as soon as he comes up!" The old man said with a white look at the fat man.

I immediately heard that the Great Mercy King was going to accept the fat man as a monk, and carefully looked at the fat man's facial features, the fat head, big ears, nose, high mouth, and wide mouth were really the material for the monk.

When the fat man saw that I had been looking at him, he said a little uncomfortably, "What are you talking about?" Why do you look at me like that? ”

"Fat baby, what's your name?" His Holiness asked very kindly.

Before the fat man could speak, the old man hurriedly said, "Hey! I went back to my room to rest, I was so disgusting that I couldn't stand it! With that, he strode away.

The fat man's eyebrows kept shaking, and he looked at his body with goosebumps, obviously just like me at the beginning, frightened by Master's eyes.

At that time, I didn't understand it, but now I know what's going on, these masters pay more attention to the inheritance of the mantle, just like the worldly people pay attention to the inheritance of incense, so they treat their apprentices even better than their own sons, so you can understand that their eyes will glow when they see their apprentices.

"Master, you don't have any special fetishes, do you?" The fat man said with a big grin and some fear.

His Holiness King Daci, who was still kind and pleasant, heard this, and his face turned green, and he said coldly: "Congratulations, you guessed right! ”

The fat man was already afraid, and then looked at the eyes of the Great Compassion King, "Mom! He raised his leg and ran outside, and ran out of the living room in less than three seconds.

We were all stunned, we didn't expect the fat man's big physique of more than 200 pounds to have this speed!

"Uncle Shi, aren't you going to chase after you?" I asked tentatively.

The Venerable King of Great Mercy made his butt on the sofa, and even raised Erlang's legs, and said very leisurely: "He still has to come back!" ”

Before the words fell, we saw the fat man walking back with a sad face, and when we were puzzled, we found that Instructor Xu was following behind the fat man, holding an AK47 against the fat man's waist.

"That's good, Xiao Xu, go to the door and guard me, who is taking half a step and shooting directly!" His Holiness said with a wicked smile, but his eyes were always fixed on the fat man.

Liu Xin They were very surprised, and even made a defensive jiashi, I gave Gangzi and Liu Xin a tight look, and they soon understood, and there was an imperceptible smile on their faces.

"Grandpa Monk, what do you want to do?" The fat man asked with a crying voice, but the Dharma King Daci did not say a word, still looking directly at the fat man.

The fat man saw that the Venerable King Daci did not speak, so he had to cast a look at me asking for help, I shrugged my shoulders and said that I have no choice, you can ask for more blessings for yourself.

"Hmph, what the hell do you want to do? Fat man, I've been bold since I was a child, do you think you can scare me? The fat man stood up and said with righteousness.

His Holiness smiled mysteriously and said, "Are you really not afraid? ”

"That, that, it's not that I'm not afraid." The fat man who was still talking arrogantly just now withered again, blinked his eyes and said it again.

Seeing that the fire was almost over, His Holiness Daci said, "It's not a big deal, I just want to lead you to practice." ”

What he said was very understatement, but in the ears of the fat man, it seemed that he couldn't resist, "What do I think, practice, ah!?" You asked me to become a monk!? The fat man suddenly realized the meaning of the words of the Great Compassion King and asked loudly.

"Well, that's understandable." His Holiness nodded and said.

The fat man's face was green, his head shook like a rattle, and he said resolutely: "No, absolutely not!" My dad still pointed to me to pass on the lineage, besides, I haven't touched a little girl's hand in my twenties! ”

His Holiness smiled slightly and said, "Is there any other reason? ”

"Of course! Fat man, I like to eat and drink the most, if I am allowed to eat fasting and chant Buddha, then it is better to kill me! The fat man said very seriously.

The fat man let out a long breath, thinking that the Great Compassion had given up the years of taking him as an apprentice, but the voice of the Great Compassion King came: "Xiao Xu, bring him to my room, I want to talk to this fat baby alone." ”

"Let's go." Instructor Xu shook AK47 in front of the fat man, with a look of threatening what you can do.

The fat man asked us for help one by one, and after we expressed our helplessness, we had to mutter: "It seems that I am choking enough today, fat man!" ”

When the fat man entered the room of the Dharma King, we finally couldn't help but hahadaxiao, Liu Xin covered his stomach and said, "God bless, it's ridiculous to kill me!" haha！ ”

"Your name is Liu Xin? Follow me! Instructor Xu, who was originally smiling, suddenly said to Liu Xin with a straight face, Liu Xin was obviously stunned, but under Instructor Xu's extremely powerful AK47, he had to follow Instructor Xu and leave.