Chapter 31: You all underestimate the protagonist too much
PS: Some people have reported that I hacked other people in the book, and I make a solemn statement about this:
Owl, I just want to hack you, what can you do to me?
Although the words "Heavenly Dynasty Dragon Group", "Heavenly Evil Lone Star", and "Seven Killings" made Bai Zhong Zhidou feel like she was reading a fantasy novel, which made her feel a little ridiculous, a little surprised, and a little incredible. But when this kind of thing really happened in front of her eyes, she still felt that she was really a little naïve.
Although she was a little surprised that Zuo Fu Chao was able to come to her house unconsciously, it was not to the point where she couldn't accept it.
After all, that file is equivalent to giving her a preventive shot, if Zuo Fu Chao is really as powerful as that file says, it is not surprising that he can do this kind of thing.
However, when Brother Chao staged the ability to take things from the air in front of her, Bai Zhong Zhidou was really stunned, and when Brother Chao also told his biggest secret, Bai Zhong Zhidou was completely stunned.
"It's very dangerous, girl, to face a person of the opposite sex, so unguarded......"
At this moment, Zuo Fu Chao slowly walked in front of her, stretched out a finger to hook her chin, and then kissed it without hesitation.
The moment Zuo Fu Chao and Bai Zhong Zhidou's lips touched, Bai Zhong Zhidou felt as if he had been hit by an electric current, and the numbness on his lips made her almost unable to think normally.
"Is this what kissing tastes like? It feels so weird......"
At this moment, Bai Zhong Zhidou's brain was blank, and he just passively accepted Zuo Fu Chao's unilateral aggression, as if something fragile in his heart was directly broken with a bang.
"Is that what it feels like to be a girl...... Wait, what am I doing! ”
Just when Bai Zhong Zhidou's eyes were confused, he was almost about to be pushed down by Brother Chao. She suddenly came to her senses, and she didn't know where she got the strength from, so she pushed Zuo Fu Chao away fiercely, and threw it over with a slap:
"Bastard!"
The action is fast, the shot is decisive, and the strength is not small.
"Smack!"
However, her hand was firmly grasped by Brother Chao when she was halfway through the wave.
Brother Chao firmly grasped Zhidou's right hand with one hand. With the other hand, he held up the file and put it in front of him, and after glancing at it, he couldn't help but laugh:
"No. Wqnmlgb9? Even the setting of the Heavenly Evil Lone Star has been moved out? The system is really interesting!
What's going on with Puxiang? Isn't this also an easter egg given to me by the system?
Originally, I thought that the part of the memory that Gray Yuan Mourning got from the search was a fake information that I wittily forged out in a hurry, but now it seems that it was actually given by the system.
Wait a minute...... Why didn't Mao know these things when I was here last time? ”
Brother Chao looked at the two pieces of information on his marital status and love experience on the file, and at the same time touched his chin and thought, unmarried and no love experience - these two items look like his own style!
Brother Chao's eyes suddenly lit up, could it be ...... In fact, I didn't recover all my memories, and I was still partially blocked by the system?
And this part of the memory is precisely related to the difference between his previous identity as the protagonist of Persona 4 and his current identity as a challenger?
He was thinking about it when he suddenly sensed something was wrong.
Hey, Lao Tzu only has two hands, one holding the file. The other grabbed Naoto, so how did he do that chin touching action just now?
Thinking of this, he looked down and said, well, the truth is so simple.
It turned out that he was holding Naoto's hand and stroking his chin back and forth.
Looking at Naoto again, her expression was ashamed and angry, but she had no ability to resist under her own strength. And the way she looked at her was no different from looking at a pervert. Well, it seems that he was originally a pervert......
"No wonder I felt the skin on my hands become a lot more delicate just now......"
Brother Chao suddenly realized. So I touched it twice, um. Sure enough, my feelings were not wrong.
"What the hell do you want to do?"
Now Bai Zhong Zhidou has calmed down, and after experiencing Zuo Fu Chao coming to her house silently, he staged a good show for her to take things from the air, and then called out her true identity, forced kiss and current ...... After harassment. She was already a little numb.
I don't know if this is because her soul is too strong so she has adapted to this series of changes, or if her soul is too fragile and has collapsed, in short, even Bai Zhong Zhidou herself doesn't know why she can now use such a calm attitude to face Zuo Fu Chao, a dangerous character.
However, she didn't realize that the reason why she had such a reaction was actually only because the subconscious mind was telling her in the depths of her mind. Zuo Fu Chao will definitely not hurt her. It's a pity that this is subconscious, and she won't notice it until the critical moment.
"What for?"
After hearing Bai Zhong Zhidou's words, Zuo Fuchao looked at her and couldn't help laughing:
"Lonely men and widows, dry firewood, in the same room, what do you say I want to do?"
"You ——!"
never expected Zuo Fu Chao to be able to say such a thing, she suddenly pulled out the hand that was grabbed by Zuo Fu Chao, took two steps back, protected her chest with both hands, and looked at Zuo Fu Chao vigilantly:
"Don't come here!"
"Look, the female side will still show up at a critical moment, right?"
"What did you say?"
Zhidou looked at Zuo Fu Chao puzzled, not understanding what he meant by this.
"Hmph, the wisdom of mortals", Zuo Fu Chao took out his glasses and put them on, and quickly entered the mode of Colonel Chu.
He pushed his eyes and said, "Men and women often subconsciously act to protect themselves when they are in a state of vigilance. Women have crossed their hands to protect their breasts, while men have crossed their hands to protect their legs.
Your current actions just show that deep down you still see yourself as a woman, but unfortunately this fact does not match the expectations of those around you and yourself, which is also the source of the contradiction. ”
"Nonsense!"
"Really? Originally, I was supposed to teach you how to be a man with a sharp mouth cannon, and let you know what the consequences of daring to put a mouth cannon in front of me, but we are running out of time now, so let's put this step back for the time being, and get ready to go. ”
Hearing Zuo Fu Chao say the word "mouth cannon", Zhidou remembered for some reason the scene when he was kissed by Zuo Fu Chao before, and he didn't think about it again......
Damn, what do I think this for!
She hurriedly dismissed this idea and asked, "Let's go?" Where to go? ”
"Save people", Zuo Fu Chao glanced at her, then took out a delicate small pistol from his arms and handed it to her, "Take it." ”
"What is this?"
"Pistol."
Nonsense, of course I know it's a pistol!
Hearing Brother Chao's words, Zhidou couldn't wait to throw this sentence directly at him, but thinking of the situation described in the file and the current form, she still held back.
"On the face of it, it looks like a pistol."
I don't know if I saw through her thoughts, Zuo Fu Chao suddenly spoke.
"Oh?"
After hearing Zuo Fu Chao's words, Bai Zhong Zhidou suddenly became curious, and took the pistol and looked at it carefully.
"Actually, it's a pistol!"
Sure enough, it's still nonsense!
Hearing this, I don't get angry, isn't it fun to play people?
"Zhidou, wash the road with peace of mind, I will definitely rescue her from the hands of the bad guys, Sa, a dog!"
You're more of a bad person, okay? No matter who is compared to you, you are far from the word bad guy, and who allowed you to call it Zhidou?
I just complained in my heart, and Naoto suddenly found that he now had a great opportunity!
After Zuo Fu Chao finished saying the sentence "Sa, a dog", he turned his back to her and began to walk out.
In other words, Zuo Fu Chao at this moment is completely defenseless against her, as long as he can pick up the small pistol in his hand and pull the trigger on his back, he can definitely hit him with his marksmanship!
Why don't you give it a try?
Once this idea was born, it grew irrepressibly in her mind, and she carefully raised the pistol and aimed it at Zuo Fu Chao's back slowly.
Zuo Fu Chao still walked in the forefront defenselessly, and said as he walked:
"It's good that you're a girl, otherwise you'd be dead by this time."
After hearing Zuo Fu Chao's words, Zhidou was shocked, and she immediately put away her gun.
Could it be that he was deliberately tempting me? Damn it!
"Hey, are you ready?"
At this moment, Zuo Fu Chao had already walked out of her house, and at the same time turned around and said to her.
"Ahh Prepare, prepare? ”
"Of course it is—free to fly!"
"Ah——!h
As soon as Brother Chao finished speaking, a princess picked her up in Zhidou's surprised screams, and then jumped directly into the air on her toes.
A flashing pink lightsaber instantly appeared under his feet, which was none other than Kalua's teaching—Concealment.
In fact, the magic sword is used to make a flying sword, and the speed is faster than the concealment, but the person Chao Ge has always taken an unusual path, and the concealment used to fly is higher than the magic sword's forced style, as for the speed or something-Lao Tzu is a person with a plug-in, hey, wouldn't it be good to convert the attributes casually?
Zhidou's face turned pale with fright, Zuo Fu Chao threw her behind him after carrying her to the flying sword, and then began to fly at high speed after confirming the direction. Where did Zhidou have this kind of experience, his legs were so frightened that he was about to fall off the flying sword, but he refused to ask Zuo Fu Chao for help.
"Hold me if you're scared...... Well, that's a quick response! ”
As soon as Brother Chao's words fell, he felt that his waist was tightly hugged by a pair of powerful arms, obviously, after hearing Brother Chao's words, Zhidou finally revealed his weak side as a woman.
"Hmph, I said a long time ago, if the protagonist was so easy to deal with, I wouldn't be called the protagonist!" (To be continued......)