290 Pickle Girl Master

The marketing department of Tianrui Company, Zhang Rui, Chen Shan and others all looked at the two people standing in the middle of the office with strange faces, and I was one of them.

"Hello everyone, I'm the new copywriter Jiang Ziyu, please take care of me." A middle-aged man wearing resin glasses, a faint smile on his face, and meticulous hair and shirt stood next to me, looking at everyone in the marketing department with a smile.

Since the last incident, Yun Zhihan has left Tianrui Company, and Tang Zian is also very generous to return the company in his hand to Sha Zhiyuan, without Yun Zhihan's support, Zhu Liancheng and Ren Zhiming naturally died down, and even came together to congratulate Sha Zhiyuan on returning to the upper business world of Star City.

Because of this, Ren Feiyu and Zhu Xiaoqi have no need to stay in Tianrui, the original positions of Zhao Donghai (Yun Zhihan) and Zhu Xiaoqi are also vacant, Xiao Lin's luck is not bad, she went to the talent market and recruited a beautiful copywriter to come back, as for the remaining copywriters and graphic designer positions, I haven't found a suitable candidate for a while.

It was in this context that I said hello to Sha Zhiyuan and Xiao Lin, and took Jiang Ziyu to report happily to the marketing department of Tianrui Company, I still do graphic design, and Jiang Ziyu is a copywriter.

Xiao Lin was very surprised that I had re-entered the company and asked me why, I only said that I had come to learn something, and they didn't ask any more. Just kidding, did I bring Jiang Ziyu in just to soak you as a girl, and I want to tell you?

I glanced at the copywriter who came a while before us, her name was Luo Xiaoyue, a girl whose writing was as quiet as the orchid of the hollow valley.

Jiang Ziyu's dress is carefully designed, and the fat man specially found a master, known as 'God Blocking Bubble God, Demon Blocking Bubble Demon', the number one pickle girl master in Star City-Zhang Changfa, formulated a series of strategic guidelines for Xiao Lin, from appearance and clothing to behaving in the world, there is a corresponding set of standards and specifications.

As for why we specially invited experts to train Jiang Ziyu, it was because the unfortunate things that happened to the fat man were still continuing, so we planned to quickly cut through the mess and complete Jiang Ziyu's wish as soon as possible, so as to learn the whereabouts of the god of decay.

Don't say it, although Zhang Changfa's name is not very good, his opinions and opinions on pickled girls make us stunned.

Take the appearance as an example, according to what I mean with the fat man, I want to make Jiang Ziyu a sunny young man. Mature/female is a macho man, the book says so. But Zhang Changfa categorically denied: "Mature/female is a macho man, that is purely physiological needs, you are going to fall in love now, a person of Xiao Lin's age will never fall in love with a person younger than him." ”

Of course, we must cite several examples of sister and brother love to refute, Zhang Changfa sneered: "Sister and brother love does exist, but it is all based on a long period of time and imperceptibly, if you want to catch up with a director-level beauty in a short period of time, it is absolutely impossible to play sister and brother love." Besides, the sister and brother relationships you talked about ended in a breakup, right? ”

Thinking about it, he changed Jiang Ziyu according to Zhang Changfa's requirements, clean, mature, humorous, wise, and financially powerful.

looked at Xiao Lin secretly, and saw that her eyes looking at Jiang Ziyu were not particularly hot, but Luo Xiaoyue, who was also a copywriter, looked at Jiang Ziyu with interest. I can't help but worry, is this plan reliable?

As before, Xiao Lin smiled and said that there was a dinner party to welcome the newlyweds tonight, fifty per person, and she would pay for the rest.

After getting acquainted with it, I found a seat and sat down, the first thing I had to do was to contact my royal designer, for me to find a gunman, the rest of the colleagues did not know, Zhu Xiaoqi just said that I came to catch ghosts, and did not announce the fact that I asked someone to do the design.

Do you want to find a few people to heroically save the beauty? I sent a text message to Zhang Changfa on this issue, and Zhang Changfa replied after a while: "Ordinary heroes save beauty is very easy to see through, we must create a dark and terrifying scene, let the two of them be alone, only when the two of them experience danger together, the relationship can quickly heat up." ”

Damn, pretending to be a ghost? Isn't that my forte? And Jiang Ziyu himself is a ghost and god, so he doesn't need to pretend, and the effect is absolutely nothing. At noon, I set up a WeChat group, pulled the relevant people in, discussed in the group for a while, and under the overall planning of Zhang Changfa and the continuous supplementation and improvement of me and the fat man, I had a rough plan.

That night, the department dinner place was in a KTV with a buffet, and a large box was opened, which was the kind with a mahjong table.

This time I was prepared, took out more than 10,000 yuan in cash, and gave half of it to Jiang Ziyu, but I remembered one thing in my head, hey, did I pay back or not Zhu Xiaoqi's more than 4,000 yuan?

A round of mahjong and a round of wine, the atmosphere in the field quickly became lively, especially Chen Shan, who was almost flying all over the field, picked up the microphone after throwing mahjong, and toasted to people halfway through singing...... And I, relying on my own a little bit of alcohol, every person on the teasing/dialing drinking, especially Xiao Lin, as long as she from the mahjong table down, I poured meat and eight vegetarians, to the back, she won the cards do not fall, but the self/touch cards played out, anyway, I dare not get off the table.

By one o'clock in the evening, everyone was already drunk, and even I was a little dizzy.

Well, it's almost, it's time to make a move.

I made a look at Jiang Ziyu,, Jiang Ziyu seemed to have drunk too much, but he didn't see my eyes, I pulled him aside, gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't you see my eyes?" Ready to act. ”

Jiang Ziyu was cold: "I'm sorry, your eyes are too small, I really didn't pay attention." Haha, okay, I'm going to prepare. ”

After speaking, Jiang Ziyu came to the side of the mahjong table and pretended to watch Xiao Lin play cards, and now Xiao Lin, Luo Xiaoyue, Zhang Rui, Liao Gigi, Jiang Ziyu is sitting between Xiao Lin and Luo Xiaoyue, Chen Shan is singing, and I am holding a beer bottle and spinning.

I thought it was almost, I sent a message to the fat man, this message was to ask the fat man to make some fault at the power switch, and it would not be repaired for a while.

As soon as the message was sent, the box door was slammed open, and he looked at it, isn't this who it is, Zhu Xiaoqi? I saw Zhu Xiaoqi standing at the door drunk and hazy, carrying a can of beer in his hand, smiling with a big tongue: "Haha, original...... It turned out to be you, this ...... This...... True...... Really...... Coincidence, in this ...... You can meet the old ...... Old colleagues. ”

As he spoke, he stumbled in and rushed in, and bumped into Xiao Lin's side: "Boss, I'm ...... I see you again, see ...... It's a pleasure to meet you, come ...... We...... Let's have a toast. ”

Xiao Lin was also a little drunk, staggered to his feet, picked up the wine glass on the table, and was about to toast to Zhu Xiaoqi, but he didn't expect Zhu Xiaoqi to pounce directly on Xiao Lin with an unstable center of gravity, and Luo Xiaoyue next to him hurriedly stood up......

At this time, there was a bang, the power went out, and the sudden darkness made everyone stunned for a moment, and then screams rang out, not only in our box, but even faintly heard in other boxes.

I shouted: "Don't panic, take out the lighter for the smoker, and the female colleagues take out their mobile phones and turn on the flashlight." ”

Immediately afterward, I pretended to exclaim, "Ahhhhh ”

Chen Shan and Zhang Rui also scolded: "Hey, my lighter is gone." ”

Nonsense, I threw all the lighters on the countertop into the garbage basket, so it's no wonder you can find them. Holding back a laugh and shouting, "Quick, everyone take out their phones." ”

"Hey, where's my phone?"

"Where's my phone?"

Another uproar, I was even more funny, as soon as I entered the KTV, I suggested that all my colleagues' mobile phones were taken out and placed in a conspicuous place, in the name of forbidden to play mobile phones, but also convenient for others to call can see the caller ID for the first time, at the moment of the power outage, I directly put everyone's mobile phone into my mustard seed pendant.

As for Zhu Xiaoqi, she came over to visit the door, thinking that she didn't have a mobile phone with her.

As a result, there was still darkness in the field, but because I yelled these two words, the crowd did not have the panic that they had at the beginning, and at the very least, the screaming stopped.

Of course, I don't want this effect, but I need more dangerous images, and only danger can keep people from each other.

"Damn, the door won't open." Chen Shan shouted at the door: "It's dark outside, you can't see anything." ”

If you can't see the outside, Kong Xuan stuck the door at the first time, and found a thick flannel cloth to cover the door tightly.

These are the usual methods, and if I were to use other means, there are even more awesome tricks.

But obviously, these two tricks are already very effective, at least now the box is a closed dark room, and nothing can be seen.

It's almost time for Jiang Ziyu to make a move, and I coughed lightly: "Everyone try to hold the hands of the people around you, it's best for a male colleague to hold a female colleague, but don't want two female colleagues to hold the same male colleague, so that one-to-one distribution can give male colleagues more time and space to react." ”

I'm just talking nonsense, any reaction to time and space is nonsense, I just want Jiang Ziyu to hold Xiao Lin's hand, and then no one is making trouble next to me.

There was silence in the box for a while, as if everyone was hesitating. I know what they think, it's just darkness now, there's no need to hold hands.

"Chen Shan, have you come back?" I screamed.

"I'm back." Chen Shan's voice sounded next to my mahjong table.

I laughed secretly and coughed dryly again, at this time Jiang Ziyu made a move, and a miserable white smiling face suddenly appeared on the ceiling, making a hehehe laugh, which attracted everyone's attention, and the smiling face suddenly disappeared.

But this was enough, and several more screams rang out in the room, and the screams were so terrible that it was impossible to tell who made them. A hand reached out next to me and grabbed my arm directly, then stopped screaming and hugged my arm hard, and my whole body trembled with fear.

Gradually, the screaming stopped, and it was thought that each of the four women had caught/caught a male colleague. The miserable white smiling faces on the ceiling flashed again, and the women exclaimed again.

It is to constantly stimulate you and let you get into the arms of the male colleagues around you. Hehe, this pickled girl master's idea is really good.

I patted the woman on the shoulder who was grabbing my arm and whispered, "Don't be afraid, there's me!" ”

"Yes!" The woman answered, and finally got into my arms and hugged my waist tightly, while I was dumbfounded because I heard her voice.

In my arms was Xiao Lin.

Damn, who is Jiang Ziyu hugging?