Chapter 206: How the Corpse is Made
Chapter 206: How the Corpse is Made
Xie Ling found a woven bag, and wanted to put the human stick zombie brother in, but found that the helmet was really in the way, and Wang Lu simply took off the motorcycle helmet, crossed the back of the axe, and knocked on the mouth of the zombie who opened his mouth and roared wildly, and forced the zombie to have a tooth extraction operation on the spot - it was still painless.
Seeing that the zombie could only whimper like a toothless old lady, Wang Lu kicked a broken tooth on the ground, and was in a good mood: "Not bad, it's much more pleasing to the eye when it looks like this." ”
Xie Ling shook his head and said, "The handcuffs and helmet are taken down the mountain for nothing." ”
Wang Lu comforted: "I can't say that, if it weren't for these handcuffs and helmets, we wouldn't be able to 'invite' this guy into this house to be at the mercy of him." ”
Dragon King Temple.
Wang Lu threw the woven bag onto the bluestone slab, making a muffled pop.
Chen Wei and Wang Bian came over curiously, and Wang Bian reached out to open the bag: "What a good thing." ”
Xie Ling dragged Wang Bi'an: "Don't move, this thing is dirty." "The outside of the woven bag is oozing out of the zombie's **, soaked a large area, not to mention, the black corpse liquid is still dripping down.
Wang Lu opened the woven bag, Chen Wei only glanced at it, and immediately screamed, and took a few steps back, "It's such a disgusting thing." ”
Wang Bi'an was much bolder, and after a few glances, he saw that this half of the zombie was just a dead dog with no teeth, and turned his head to Chen Wei and said, "Mom, don't be afraid, this zombie doesn't even have teeth." As he spoke, he stretched out his foot and kicked the zombie's back, the zombie had no place to borrow, just reclining in the woven bag, this kick made it fall over like a bowling pin, and the toothless mouth slammed on the bluestone slab, and a stream of black corpse liquid gushed out from the corner of its mouth.
Chen Wei was so anxious that she jumped to her feet: "It's dirty, how can I clean it up." ”
Wang Lu got half of the zombie to the main hall, originally not without the intention of showing off, but now when he saw that this zombie had made the bluestone slab in the hall dirty, he couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, and hurriedly stuffed it back into the bag, found a large plastic sheet, and then put the zombie on it, and said to Chen Wei flatteringly: "If you want to do some electric shock tests, you can only put them here." ”
Chen Wei muttered: "I still have to clean up the dirty things that dripped in the yard when you came in all the way, really, such an adult, and he is still frizzy like this." Oh no, you are here to do an electric shock test, in case this zombie explodes like in the movie, this hall can still be used? No, no, no, you find another place. ”
Wang Lu is speechless, my wife, Hollywood movies can be believed, no matter how high the high-voltage electricity is, it can't make people implode like a bomb, basically, the brothers who have been hit by high-voltage electricity are more like roast chickens, charred on the outside and tender on the inside.
But the main hall is really not suitable, and Wang Lu chose a grotto closer to the Dragon King Temple.
Wang Bi'an wanted to follow, but he was dragged by Chen Wei and hit his little ass: "It's disgusting, what's so good-looking." ”
The strange stones in the grotto are cold, full of yin energy, and deep ghost energy, which is quite the style of the old nest of white bone spirits in the old version of the Journey to the West.
Xie Ling is a white bone spirit that absorbs people's essence.
Half a zombie doesn't use stunt makeup, it's the life of the little demon.
So who is Tang Seng?
It can't be the king's road.
Wang Lu let out an evil laugh and kicked the zombie: "Grandpa Sun, I'll send you to the West Heaven." ”
What a mess. Xie Ling pulled an extended wire from the Dragon King Temple, and after watching this scene, he could only roll his eyes beside him. Lines of good and bad vulgarity.
In order to prevent the zombies from behaving strangely under the electric shock, Wang Lu and Xie Ling used ropes to tie them up like zongzi.
The first step is to test the voltage, 220V voltage, current intensity is unknown, and it can be illuminated.
Wang Lu tied two wires with a large exposed copper core on the head of the bamboo pole, looked back at Xie Ling, Xie Ling pressed a temporarily installed switch panel, and nodded at Wang Lu.
Wang Lu stabbed the zombie flesh with a rod.
The zombie roared at Wang Lu, and there was nothing strange at all.
Wang Lu stabbed a few more times, but there was still no abnormality.
Wang Lu retracted the bamboo pole and looked at it, the wires were stained with corpse liquid, and they were indeed pierced on the zombies.
Lighting electricity is ineffective.
Wang Lu scratched his head, Xie Ling turned off the switch and ran over: "Brother, try to connect the two ends of the wire to the zombie, normal people are electrocuted, if the two hands are on the ground of the fire wire, isn't it the most hurt." ”…,
That's a good idea.
It's just that your sister, in order to take it up the mountain easily, she shaved the zombies too clean, not to mention the left and right hands, this thing has no arms at all.
Wang Lu suddenly thought of a place where the zombie could still be separated from the left and right, hehe, and said to Xie Ling: "The following is forbidden for children, don't look at it if you think it's perverted." ”
Xie Lingzheng felt strange, so he saw Wang Lu running back to the Dragon King Temple, and after a while, he ran back again, holding the small iron clips commonly used on the two folders in his hands.
Wang Lu tied wires to two small clips, and then walked to the zombie who was rolling the ground, stepped on its chest with one foot, one left and one right, and clamped the clip on its **, and muttered in his mouth: "I knew that if I wanted to use this trick, I should have caught a female zombie, and the ** of this male zombie is too small." ”
Xie Ling was so disgusting that she didn't look over, Wang Lu was too obscene
Wang Lu set up the clip, turned around and wanted to turn on the switch, just in time to see Xie Ling looking at him strangely, after a little thought, he guessed what Xie Ling was thinking, and said: "Don't think about it, in the spy manual of the American imperialist and Lao Maozi, this trick is clearly recorded." It is said that it will give the tortured person a very deep feeling, and even the urine and urine will be forbidden. ”
Xie Ling took a few steps back, she had never seen a zombie urinate - and she didn't want to see it at all.
Wang Lu trotted over to the switch and clicked on the power.
This time, the zombie reacted, it raised its head, a roar in its throat, and its tongue sticked out.
Wang Lu took a closer look, and there was no incontinence.
The voltage is still not high enough.
Turn off the power.
Zombies are still alive.
Not at all affected by the electric shock just now.
Wang Lu and Xie Ling were both a little frustrated, if the performance of the power grid could only do this, it would be scum, a healthy and strong zombie would not care about such a level of electric shock, and it would be easy to break through the power grid.
Originally, the power of the power grid against the enemy is not in its own strength, this thing is worse than barbed wire, killing the enemy depends on the current on his body, as long as the other party touches any part of the power grid, the strong current will kill it.
However, the current civilian voltage of 220V is not enough to tickle the zombies.
Wang Lu squatted on the ground with his arms crossed and muttered: "Wang Bi'an said that the voltage of the electric torture chair is 2000V, and I can't raise the voltage so high." ”
Xie Ling suggested again: "Let's try the electric water heater, its power can be adjusted." ”
Wang Lu was a little hesitant, high school physics had long been lost, only remembered that power is related to voltage and current intensity, but the volume of the electric water heater circuit is not large, and the relatively large body is used to hold water and heating rods, and it is impossible to install high-power transformers. Moreover, the maximum power of the general electric water heater is 2500W, and there is almost no possibility of 2000V voltage.
It's just that a dead horse should be a live horse doctor.
Wang Lu said lazily: "Xie Ling, you take care of the zombies, I'll come back when I go down the mountain." ”
Wang Lu came back quickly, and the electric water heater is one of the most commonly used electrical appliances in the township, and the penetration rate of TV is about the same. Wang Lu still spends more time carrying it up the mountain.
Wang Lu panted and put down the electric water heater on his back with the help of Xie Ling, and after resting for a while, he began to disassemble the machine.
The shell was removed and the circuit board was protected, and inside was a layer of foam for insulation, and inside, it was a stainless steel barrel.
Wang Lu smashed the bucket in a few clicks, tossed it for a long time with a vice and hammer, and finally revealed the heated copper rod inside.
Xie Ling connected the wire leading to the clamp on the zombie** to the inlet of the heating rod, and connected the two strands of wire on the switch to the jack of the water heater. The jack of the water heater is three plugs, and it should have been installed with a ground wire, but it doesn't matter if the ground wire is installed or not, that thing is supposed to play a protective role, and now Wang Lu can't hate to toss zombies to death.
Everything is ready to go.
Wang Lu stood beside the zombies with a fire axe in case anything unexpected happened.
Xie Ling looked at Wang Lu, and Wang Lu nodded.
Xie Ling took the switch, and the LCD panel of the electric water heater lit up and was energized, but now the current has not entered the heating rod.
Xie Ling first pressed the setting button on the LCD board and directly set it to 2500W. Then, she quickly pressed the heat button.
Almost at the same time, Wang Lu saw the muscles in the zombie's chest twitch, and then the skin next to ** was also burned, a puff of green smoke came out of the zombie's hair, black liquid flowed out of the eye sockets, the stumps of the legs, and the severes of the shoulders, there were large strands of corpse fluid flowing out, and for a while, the zombie's half-cut body was motionless, as if it was stiff. …,
There is a door
But Wang Lu was happy for only a moment, the zombie seemed to have eased up, its mouth opened again, roared, its body rolled left and right on the ground, and even the clamp caught on the ** was broken.
"Turn off the power." Wang Lu shouted at Xie Ling.
Xie Ling turned off the power.
Fail.
The strong electricity can cause some damage to the zombies, but it is not enough to kill them and stop them.
Wang Lu let the zombies roll on the ground, returned to Xie Ling's side, sat down, and sighed heavily: "Unless there is a large transformer, otherwise, the high-voltage power grid is an empty word." ”
Xie Ling pondered hard: "There are transformers on the telephone poles in the town. ”
Wang Lu has also seen it, a big one, set up on a special wire shelf, before the 90s, this kind of transformer can still be seen in the city, when passing underneath, you can hear the low hum of the transformer.
Nowadays, it is rare to see this kind of bare transformer in the urban area, which is not safe enough, and is replaced by the computer room, but it can also be seen by chance in the township, and some large energy-consuming enterprises also have similar transformers.
Wang Lu sighed: "We can't move." ”
Yes, this transformer is too heavy, it can't be removed without a crane at all, and even if it is removed, how can it be transported up the mountain?
Wang Lu picked up a stone and threw it on the zombie with a snap: "That's it, the power grid can't be built." ”
Xie Ling glared at him angrily: "You have a little sense of responsibility, okay, such a big thing has not been done, and you are still happy." ”
Wang Lu smiled: "Actually, it's quite good, think about it, if you really want to add a high-voltage power grid, such a long distance from the back mountain, the amount of electricity needed is scary." Some commonly used household appliances may not be able to be used. Now that we can't use the grid, we can use it elsewhere. ”
Xie Ling's response to Wang Lu's character that was not so much Lotte as a big one, was to snort from his nose.
Xie Ling and Wang Lu removed the wiring on the electric water heater, and Wang Lu nagged while dismantling it-
"I wasted an electric water heater, now I'm okay, I have to find a new one from the bottom of the mountain, alas, I haven't learned the physics knowledge well, otherwise, what else to test, take a pen and a piece of paper, and do a little calculation, you can calculate the amount of electricity emitted by solar panels, is it enough to kill zombies."
Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry and go all over the world.
Who made himself miserable is a liberal arts student?
Xie Ling was upset when she heard this, threw down the coil in her hand, walked over and kicked the zombie: "Unlucky, I forgot to bring a woodcutter, brother, you stone it to death, just look at it." ”
Wang Lu answered, picked up a large piece of rubble from the grotto, moved his hands to the zombie's side, and aimed at the zombie's head and was about to smash it down - he suddenly stopped.
"I said, just keep this guy." Wang Lu said to Xie Ling.
Xie Ling's eyes widened: "What kind of fever do you have, what are you doing with this thing?" It's dangerous to have this thing in the mountains."
Wang Lu threw the stone in his hand aside and clapped his hands: "What's the danger, this thing is just a piece of meat, and it doesn't even have teeth, so what can you do to attack us." ”
Xie Ling didn't want to listen to it, so she shook her head vigorously: "No, no, no, don't say anything else, what should we do if the ** or something that flows out of its body infects us?" ”
Wang Lu patiently persuaded: "You are also too careful, for such a long time, is there less time when we kill zombies and splash on the **?" Even Wang Bian has been stained. I haven't seen anyone get infected with this. Listen to me, it's useful to keep this zombie, and until now, our understanding of the habits of zombies is still too superficial. You see, the experts in the animal world, in order to understand the animals they observe, they all eat, drink and live together, and they are very dedicated. Leave this zombie behind, and we will observe and observe them as soon as we have time, so that we can understand their weaknesses, habits, hobbies, etc., and be prepared. ”
Xie Ling reluctantly listened, and felt that what Wang Lu said was somewhat reasonable, and muttered: "You raised this dirty thing on the mountain, what are you going to feed it for, I can tell you, we are reluctant to eat this live chicken and duck, where do you find fresh meat for it?" ”
Wang Lu smiled: "I'm brain-dead to this point, I don't need to feed it at all, this is the first test we have conducted - to see what the consequences will be if the zombie does not eat for a long time." ”…,
Xie Ling's eyes lit up: "Do you want to try to see if the zombies will be starved to death?" It's a good idea. Zombies are not engaged in production, if there is no one to eat, and no other animals can be caught, one day they can only go hungry, I don't believe it, these guys can live by photosynthesis, they will definitely starve to death, I just don't know how long it will take. If we can observe the zombies being starved to death, then we don't have to do anything in the future, just stay on the shore and wait on the mountain, anyway, now there is enough land on the mountain to grow food and vegetables, and there are chickens, ducks, rabbits and sheep, enough to eat enough, and wait until the bottom of the mountain, no, the zombies all over the world are starving to death. ”
Wang Lu smiled - Xie Ling's thoughts he had himself had before, but the current experience proves that the zombies have not eaten for several months, and all activities are still the same, and if they want to wait for the zombies to starve to death, they don't know the year of the monkey.
But he didn't try to stab Xie Ling's somewhat vain thoughts, and some thoughts were always good.
Since it was decided to keep this half of the zombie down, Wang Lu and Xie Ling had to find a place for it to settle down.
Wang Lu originally wanted to build a circle with stones in the grotto and throw the zombies inside, but after moving a few stones, he felt tired, so he directly moved a larger stone, and gave the zombies a standard appearance of a broken boulder on his chest, muttering: "I don't believe it, so you can still run around." ”
The zombies were so crushed that their eyes bulged out, and they couldn't earn it, and corpse fluid oozed out of several wounds.
Xie Ling really couldn't see it: "Brother, why are you always fooling around like this, you said that you want to leave this zombie for observation, you can deal with it well, press it like this, if you don't crush it soon, what else to observe." You wait, I have a way. ”
As he spoke, Xie Ling turned around and ran towards the Dragon King Temple, and came back after a while, followed by a follower, who was Wang Bi'an.
How could this kid's exuberant curiosity not help but come to see the excitement, he was spinning around like ants on a hot pot in the Dragon King Temple, and when he saw Xie Ling running back, he hurriedly asked what was going on, and as soon as he heard that the experiment was over, he shouted to come over and have a look. Xie Ling also felt that there was no risk, so she brought him here.
Xie Ling carried a large plastic bucket in her hand, ran to Wang Lu's side, and stuffed it into his hand: "Give." ”
Wang Lu only glanced at it and understood what Xie Ling was thinking, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "High, there is the style of the ancients." ”
Wang Lu walked to the zombie with the bucket, grabbed the rope on the zombie directly, and stuffed it into the bucket. Just right, only the head is exposed on the barrel.
Wang Bi'an watched curiously from the side, and when he saw this scene, he clapped his hands again and again: "Human pig, human pig, Dad, our history teacher told us the story of the Han Dynasty, and a woman was made into a pig like this." ”
Wang Lu smiled: "It's not a human pig, it's a human 彘 (zhì), but my father doesn't want to raise this zombie fat, and you Sister Xie Ling and I are thinking of using it to test all kinds of ways to kill zombies." ”
Wang Lu and Xie Ling began to clean up the electric water heater and other things, Wang Bi'an stood in front of the corpse, and hit its head with a stone for a while, the corpse didn't care at all, just opened his mouth and yelled at Wang Bi'an, and stretched his neck desperately, as if he wanted to bite the ...... hard,