Chapter I

Ghost bride

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The moon in the sky didn't want to look at it

The bright moon spits out the wind and blows the willow lane

The bright moon spits out the light and the ghosts are swinging in the wind

The nights are deeper and the fog is colder

The wandering spirit walks on the quiet road

Looking for a substitute for the cold moonlight

――――――――――――――― "The Ghost Bride"

On the quiet and unquiet Dragon King River, a red happy boat slowly paddled towards this side. There was a faint sound of gongs and drums on the boat

Ankang stood on the Dragon King Bridge, saw the red joy boat approaching, and shouted into the air around him:

"Give me all the numbness! The bride is coming! Flower Girl! Where did these little dolls go, hurry up and arrange for the flower girls to be in place! ! Xiaoguang, can you stop peeking at people's underwear under other girls' skirts now! Hurry up and get me some firecrackers! And the joy of the car! Who's in that car! Grass your uncle, trampled on the car for me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu beat you to the ground! ”

After a scolding, the Dragon King Bridge, which was originally only healthy, was instantly crowded with figures at this moment. Ghosts, to be exact

Almost all the ghosts in the morgue of the North District Bureau have come over, except for a few who are still busy working in the North District Office. At this moment, under the healthy Zhang Luo, the ghosts are busy before and after, and it is very lively!

"Ready! Let's do it this time! Ankang took out a papier-mâché walkie-talkie and shouted: "Sound group, please answer when you receive it!" ”

"Roger! Roger that! Please instruct the leader! ”

"Good! Just follow the rehearsal music and get ready."

Then the music started. is an excerpt from Huangmei Opera Tianxian with "Husband and Wife Return Home". But it sounds a little awkward

“twobirdsonthetreeareinpairs”

"Brother Fei, what do you mean?" Xiaoguang stood beside Ankang with his head in his hand. Asked.

"The English version of Tianxian is a TV series borrowed from!" Ankang replied.

"Won't that sue us for plagiarism?" Xiaoguang hugged his head in his arms. Scratch the hair on it with your hand.

Ankang spat at the mouth and said, "Plagiarism is a fart!" A certain bureau has a rule that as long as it does not exceed one-fifth, it is not considered plagiarism. So why doesn't a certain mother do this often? Let's just copy a lyric, don't worry they can't control it! ”

Xichuan had already arrived under the Dragon King Bridge in a moment, Ankang quickly tidied up his clothes, and then let a few little ghosts around him take a look: "How is it?" Brother, it's okay to dress up today, right? ”

It is rare to see Ankang wearing formal clothes, and he is not used to looking at Ankang pretending to be sullen. But he didn't dare to offend the lord who beat people at every turn, and nodded busily.

Ankang also looked at his partner in a suit with satisfaction: "As the best man, we can't lose face!" ”

After speaking, he brushed his collar again. Then he walked under the bridge, where the boat docked. Shouted at the bridge, "Girls, it's time to get off the boat!" ”

Su Qing and Lu Li came out of it at the same time, and stretched out their hands to ask for Ankang: "What about the red envelope?" ”

"It's been ready for a long time!" Ankang immediately took out a few red envelopes, and introduced while pointing: "There are 10,000, 100,000, and 1 million!" Which one do you want? ”

"Of course it's the biggest!"

Lu Li and Su Qing took the red envelope from Ankang's hand at the same time, but as soon as they opened it, their whole faces instantly darkened: "How is it a dark coin?" ”

"Yes! Of course, the underworld marriage uses the underworld coin! An Kang pointed to the dark coin in the red envelope and said, "Take a closer look, but it's Captain Liu's head." NEW EDITION! Very popular! ”

"you!"

Just when the two girls were about to reach out and smash the red envelope on An Kang's face, Xiaojun walked down from the joy boat. said to Su Qing and Lu Li: "Okay! Don't make a fuss, the bride should be in a hurry for a while! ”

"You're in luck!"

Lu Li and Su Qing walked to the side of the boat separately, slowly opened the curtain, and walked out of it, a bride was none other than her. It was Su Qing. The smile faintly revealed under the red veil made people feel drunk.

Alas! What a pity!

An Kang complained vigorously: "Why did the good girls get rid of them by a few of their bastards? ”

Xiao Jun shook his head helplessly, and stretched out a hand to support Su Qing. Slowly floated off the boat.

When a red light hits them, it's not hard to spot. There was no shadow under their feet

"Sister Jun!"

Su Qing subconsciously held Xiao Jun's hand nervously, and Xiao Jun comforted him on the side: "It's okay!" Don't be nervous! ”

Well!

Xiaojun helped Su Qing. Got on the first wedding car. Following Lu Li, Su Qing also sat in other cars. The mighty team of ghost relatives set off towards the North District Bureau

The always solemn North District Bureau, at this moment, looks very strange to passers-by outside. Unexpectedly, a red cloth wedding lantern was hung at the door, and it looked like a colorful lantern, as if someone was going to get married.

But why at night, and in the middle of the night?

At this moment, all the police officers of the North District Bureau have been gathered, even Lao Hu and Captain Zhang, and even Director Guo, the boss of the North District Bureau, appeared in front of the screen for the first time.

But when I looked closely, I found that all of them were in civilian clothes, and when I looked closely at the police station, all the similar marks with police badges were covered with red cloths.

Lao Hu carefully checked every corner again, for fear that something that had been missed was not covered. The police officers on the side asked, "Uncle Hu, why do you have to cover these things!" ”

"The official spirit is too heavy! I'm afraid they won't be able to stand it! ”

The officers nodded.

At this time, the happy car had already arrived at the door of the North District Bureau.

A red carpet was rolled out from the doorway to the North Side Hall. The inside of the hall has been decorated for a long time

But I didn't see the groom appear, and saw that the bride had gotten out of the car and slowly walked down from the car. Just standing at the door of the North District Office, but what about the groom?

Still hasn't appeared

While everyone was waiting for the groom to appear, a bearded man in tattered clothes jumped down from the window on the second floor, holding a bronze sword in his hand. walked around the red carpet twice, and then saw Su Qing

"Xiao Qian!"

As soon as the voice came out, everyone recognized who this bearded man was? Isn't it Lu Cheng? I only saw Lu Chengyi change his usual serious expression, not only laughing, but also laughing, just this outfit alone made everyone laugh, and watched him play a set of drunken swords on the red carpet as if he was drunk. After the drunken sword was played, he turned over and flew out of the crowd and disappeared

Lu Cheng's bearded funny has just ended, and on this side, Lin Fei, who is also dressed in ancient costume, appeared, and he was much neater than the bearded sloppy

Slowly walked towards Su Qing, and muttered in his mouth: "Shili Pavilion Lake is full of frost, and every inch of green silk is sorrowful; Look at the moon line and protect each other, only envy the mandarin duck and not the immortal"

Footsteps stopped in front of Su Qing, looking at the familiar face, Lin Fei slowly stretched out his arm. Su Qing stretched out his hand, took his arm, and followed him slowly towards the hall (to be continued.) )