If you want to give a person a fate, you must first discharge the sexagenary branches of the year, month, day, and time of the person's birth. The year, month, day, and hour add up to a total of four items, called the four pillars, each pillar has a heavenly stem and an earthly branch, a total of eight characters, so it is called eight characters. After the eight characters are discharged, according to the relationship between the five elements and the changes between the eight characters, a person's good fortune and misfortune are deduced.

Just as I was peeking like this, he suddenly opened his eyes and found that I was looking at him, he covered his arms in front of him, and said in horror, "Hey! What are you doing? You can't be glass, right? ”

My face immediately turned red, yes, who is a normal person secretly staring at people.

Just when I was at a loss, he hahadaxiao said, "Look at you like that! Are you a gentleman, so can't help but be funny! ”

I got down from the top bunk and reached his bed, and then asked tentatively, "Liu Xin, do you believe in fate?" ”

After hearing this, he directly stretched out his hand, put it on my forehead, and said, "God, you don't have a high fever, do you?" ”

He took the hand off my forehead, sighed, and said, "Don't make trouble, get down to business!" ”

Liu Xin didn't care about turning around, I know, the children in the city have received scientific education since they were young, how can they believe in fate, so they can only not mention it for the time being.

His home is in the city, but it's a little far from the school, so he lives in a dormitory, which is actually not far away, he just wants to get out of the control of his parents.

Liu Xin said to go out and take me for a walk, and buy some daily necessities by the way. We walked out of the dormitory together, and many people greeted him along the way, thinking that this kid was still a well-known person, and he knew people everywhere.

Later, I found out that this kid was not an honest person in junior high school, except for fighting and picking up girls for a day, he didn't do anything serious at all, and I also admired it, he could be demoted from the third year of junior high school to the first year of junior high school for a girl, and at the same time he was full of curiosity about that girl.

We wandered around all afternoon, and we were tired back in the dorm room, where the other two roommates were also there.

One is named Wang Gang, who is not a local, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and a spirit of spirit. Another classmate is named Zhang Tao, who is a big fat man, so I unilaterally guessed that I couldn't beat 200 catties.

A few people sat together for a while, and at Liu Xin's suggestion, we went out to eat a roadside stall and drank some wine, but tomorrow we had to go to military training, so we went back to bed very early to rest.

The first day of school was still very excited, so I woke up very early, went to the bed and picked up the basin, and went to wash, and when I came back, everyone got up, I put on the military training uniform, sad to death, this is too big, not to mention how fat, just this waist can fit two like me.

When I finished dressing, they were all hahadaxiao, Liu Xin almost didn't pull it, and I also knew that I looked very embarrassed, but I couldn't help it. On the other hand, Liu Xin and Wang Gang are very suitable for wearing them, just like soldiers, they are more energetic, and I think that people have to die better than people.

After breakfast, we gathered at the playground.

The instructors of the military training had already arrived, and when they saw that we were all lazy, they began to yell.

"Stand upright! At ease! Look at the way you look, standing or not standing and sitting and not sitting. You're wearing your hat crookedly! ”

Then he pointed at me and said, "This classmate, are you a devil entering the village?" Why do you look so obscene! ”

I fainted, how can I say that, my face suddenly turned red, I still love face, when so many classmates in the class are ridiculed, it's really embarrassing, and the classmates are also noisy, now it's famous.

Even on the way to the cafeteria after military training, I could hear some girls talking, saying, "Hey, have you heard? A silly boy in class 9 was said by their instructor to be a devil entering the village, haha, amused me to death! ”

This morning can make us tired, standing in a military posture all morning, sweat has already wet the military training uniform. Just when we were about to reach the limit of what we could bear, we finally heard the order of the instructor to disband, and we just lay down on the playground.

I walked up to the instructor with great difficulty, saluted a military salute, and said, "Dear comrade instructor, I see something, and I don't know whether to talk about it or not." ”

"If you have something to say, how can you look like a soldier if you twist and twist?" The instructor said with his head held high.

I leaned over and whispered, "What men are most afraid of is impotence but not erection, erection but not stiffness, stiffness but not firmness, strength but not ejaculation, ejaculation without much, and more but not thickness"

The instructor blushed like a monkey's ass when he heard this, hurriedly covered my mouth, pulled me to a place where no one was, and asked nervously, "How did you see that?" ”

It turned out that since the moment I saw the instructor, I felt that something was wrong with him, as if something was missing, just now I finally found out the reason, he must be impotent! So strong on the outside and dry in the middle, on the surface, the majestic is actually not a real man, and he doesn't have that kind of masculinity.

Moreover, his lips were chapped and his eyes were yellow and blank, and it was clearly written in the book "Medical Techniques" that such people were often the manifestations of eunuchs. I didn't expose him in front of my classmates, so I had to make fun of him this time.

"You don't care how I see it, just tell me, are you not good at that? To tell you the truth, my family is an ancestral Chinese medicine practitioner, especially in your special research. I said pretending to be old-fashioned.

He looked at me and nodded, then said with a begging look, "It's a little bad, but it's not serious, since you can see that there is a cure, right?" ”

"Since it's not serious, forget it, I still want to help you treat it, it seems that you don't need it" I finished and turned around and left.

The instructor hurriedly grabbed me, bowed his head and said, "This classmate, you can help me heal, as long as you help me heal, let me do anything." ”

"Early this attitude, let's do it, let me be lazy in the afternoon, and I'll treat you in the evening, it's all a trivial matter!" I snickered.

The instructor nodded yes, and I went to the cafeteria to find Liu Xin and them to eat, and when I arrived at the canteen, the meal had been prepared for me, and I was moved in my heart, this is the brother.

"God, what did you say to the instructor? Did you catch him, looking at his nervous appearance, there must be something! Zhang Tao leaned over and asked.

"Fatty, stay away from me, you have too much heat on your body, I can't stand it," I said with a sloppy look.

Wang Gang and Liu Xin didn't seem to care at all, and left only one sentence before leaving: "God bless, this kid must not have done anything good!" ”

After taking a nap, I hurriedly got up and went to the playground to gather, not to mention how uncomfortable it was, my whole body was sore, but I couldn't help it, just hold on. I'm ashamed to say that I've been thin since I was a child, and I'm made to do hard work, but I can't do physical work

The instructor swept it with sharp eyes, and then said, "Let's practice in the afternoon!" Zhao Tianyou! ”

"Here!"

"I heard that you have a heart condition, and the school allows you not to participate in the training, but you have to watch from the sidelines, you go under the tree and watch!"

"Yes!"

In the envious eyes of everyone, I swaggered towards the tree, and squeezed Liu Xin's eyes from time to time, feeling proud in my heart.

The afternoon passed like this, and after dinner, we went back to our dorm to rest, waiting for the instructor to come to me. And Wang had just eaten dinner and hurried out, and came back in less than ten minutes, with a dejected face and a red left cheek.

"How's it going, brother? Why is the left side of the face red? Liu Xin hurriedly leaned over and asked.

"What else! I've been beaten! God forbid, what did you send to the instructor? I was beaten up when I went to give gifts! Wang Gang roared aggrievedly.

I almost didn't laugh after listening to it, and after a long time, they thought I had given a gift to get special treatment, so they also went, and the result was obvious.

"Zhao Tianyou, you come down!" Someone outside shouted, don't think it must be the instructor, I ran to the window and said yes, and ran down.

Only Liu Xin and the others had disdainful expressions.