Chapter 30: Okay
Wang Bi'an's cautious eyes kept turning.
Wang Lusai came over the telescope and pointed with his hand: "Look there, there is a small clump of bamboo." ”
Wang Bi'an raised the binoculars, hurriedly put them in front of his eyes, and looked in the direction indicated by Wang Lu.
The clump of bamboos is 3 or 4 hundred meters away.
However, although the magnification of the telescope used for watching the show at home is limited, it is probably no problem to watch it, at the very least, the big zombie will never miss it.
There are no zombies.
In the shot, there is a tomato field on the left side of the bamboo bush, and a green vegetable field on the right, which are not good places to hide.
"Nothing." Wang Bi'an said sullenly.
"Look again." Wang Lu's voice was a little cold, "Look carefully!" ”
Hearing the impatience in his father's voice, Wang Bi'an quickly raised the telescope again.
Dad is not like Mom, he has never had enough patience, when he used to ask Dad to memorize texts, as long as he stumbled two or three times, Dad would throw the textbook over and let him read it 20 times before memorizing it.
Wang Lu looked at Wang Bi'an, who was holding a telescope beside him, and because of the rice ears piercing people under him, he was constantly twisting his body, and sighed secretly, after all, he was still a child.
Although in ancient times, 12-year-old children had to go to war.
But in the 21st century, 12-year-old children are still so tender that they can drip water when they pinch it.
Wang Lu patted Wang Bi'an on the shoulder: "Calm down, look under the bamboo bushes." ”
With clear instructions, Wang Bi calmed down, and his hand holding the telescope was also stable.
The bamboo bushes in the telescope are actually just 5 or 6 lonely thin bamboos, and I don't know how they can stay in the fields, and these bamboo leaves can't even shade the farmers.
Not to mention hiding a zombie inside.
Suddenly, something moved in the camera.
Wang Bi'an let out an "ah" and exclaimed: "Dad, in the bamboo bush - no, no, there is something under the bamboo bush!" ”
Wang Lu naturally knew what Wang Bi'an was yelling about.
It took him a lot of effort to find out about it himself.
In the bamboo bushes, no, to be exact, under the bamboo bushes, there is something.
There is a small protrusion on the ground against the bamboo.
Very close to the ground, it is full of dirt and dust, and if you don't pay attention to it, you will mistake it for nothing more than a lump of dirt raised up.
But if you look closely, you can see the difference, it's a circle. It's a very regular lap.
Wang Bian was born in 2000, so he naturally didn't know what it was.
Wang Lu knew that when he was in primary school, the school had to organize voluntary labor in the countryside every year. This thing can be seen everywhere in the fields.
Big dung tank!
Farmhouse manure.
The manure tank is actually a water tank, which is buried in the ground and only exposes a circle of cylinder mouths, which is convenient for farmers to take manure.
Wang Bi'an said "ah" again: "There is - there is something!" There's something in there! ”
Wang Lu nodded in satisfaction.
Damn, who would have thought that there was a zombie in that dung tank!
The zombie only showed its head at the mouth of the tank, and there were straw, rotten vegetable leaves, and other things that were commonly used for manure, as well as bamboo leaves that fell from the bamboo bushes on the top.
A layer of things was covered on it, and if it wasn't for the zombies moving by chance, Wang Lu wouldn't have noticed.
Bah! Wang Lu spat on the ground in disgust.
Fortunately, I found it early, otherwise, when I got closer, the zombie suddenly pounced out of the dung tank, with the dung water splashing all over my body, and I was not scared to death, but also disgusted to death.
Wang Lu was puzzled, why did this zombie go into the dung tank?
Aren't zombies afraid of water?
The composition of feces and tissues is mainly water.
To be honest, Wang Lu has never understood the principle of zombies being afraid of water.
Water, it's just water, what's so scary, except for getting the zombie wet, it doesn't hurt its hair.
Afraid of drowning?
Bullets can't kill, and you're afraid of flooding?
The only explanation is that zombies are afraid of water, which is an instinct.
Instinct is something that can't be explained by science.
Cats can swim, but cats hate going into the water the most, and getting a cat to bathe is as difficult as getting a woman not to go shopping.
Also, the hydrophobia of rabies. You just can't touch the water, and you go crazy when you see the water. Tell me, what does being bitten by a dog have to do with water? I don't have to say, I can't explain it.
In this way, this zombie who stays in the dung tank is very, very weird.
If the zombies are not afraid of the water, and even take the initiative to run into the water to find cover, it means that the Yinjiang River, which Wang Lu regards as a natural danger, will suddenly lose its effect. ,
Wang Lu was very uneasy, very uneasy.
He hesitated for a moment, then patted Wang Bi'an, who was still observing zombies with a telescope.
"Daddy, go over and take a look."
Wang Bi'an got up with a bone, his eyes full of excitement: "I'll go too." ”
Wang Lu grabbed Wang Bi'an's shoulder: "You stay here, I'll go alone." ”
Wang Bi'an's eyes just showed a little disappointment, Wang Lu said with a straight face: "You are watching here, if you see Dad turn around and flee back - or, there is other danger, don't hesitate, run immediately and run to the river." ”
"The boat is by the river, get on the boat, go to the other side, and run up the mountain. Don't stop. ”
Wang Bi'an said in surprise: "Don't I have to wait for you? Father? ”
Wang Lu patted his son's shoulder: "Don't wait for me." He saw that Wang Bi'an was about to speak again, and preemptively said, "Do you remember the horror movies we used to watch?" What happens to those little ones who stay with adults? ”
Wang Bi'an muttered: "They are in the way, they always help the adults, but they harm the adults." ”
This rule was summed up by Wang Lu and Wang Bi'an when they watched horror movies together, and similar rules include "I must forget to close the window when I close the door", "The person who said I would come back when I went to the basement will definitely die" and so on.
"That's right." Wang Lu looked directly into Wang Bi'an's eyes: "Believe Dad, Dad will only escape faster without your drag." ”
Wang Bi'an nodded emphatically.
Wang Lu set off, armed with a long weapon - the hoe that killed yesterday's farmer zombie.
Wang Bi'an held up his binoculars.
In the camera, Wang Lu carefully approached the bamboo bush step by step.
When he was still more than 10 meters away, Wang Lu stood on his feet, picked up a stone from the ground, and threw it over.
The originally calm dung tank suddenly surged, and even the dung water could be seen splashing out in the distance.
One head sinks or floats in the tank, moving non-stop.
Wang Lu came closer, stretched out the hoe in his hand, and stabbed it.
After another moment, he turned around and raised his hand and beckoned in the direction of Wang Bi'an.
Wang Bi'an couldn't help but stand up and look carefully through the binoculars, that's right, Dad is waving to himself!
Wang Bi'an tried to take a few steps forward, and looked through the binoculars again, and his father was still waving.
He ran away.
When Wang Bi'an ran to Wang Lu's side, Wang Lu was holding a hoe and looking at the dung tank with a smile.
In the dung tank, a zombie is roaring, scurrying inside it, and every time it beats, it excites a large piece of dung water out of the mouth of the tank.
It wasn't the first time that Wang Bian had faced zombies, but the distance was so close that he couldn't help but lean closer to Wang Lu.
Wang Lu patted Wang Bi'an's head comfortingly: "Don't be afraid, this goods fell into the dung tank and can't get out." ”
The dung tank is very large, commonly known as the seven-stone vat. If a child planted it, he would have drowned.
What fell into the tank was an adult male zombie, despite his tall and strong body, holding on to the mouth of the tank, trying to escape again and again. But the slippery interior of the cylinder made it slide down again and again.
Watching the zombie open its mouth wide and roar, and the splashed feces fell into its mouth, Wang Luha laughed.
After being happy for a long time, Wang Lu stuffed the hoe into Wang Bi'an's hand: "Kill it, remember to hit the head, if the head is smashed, it will die." ”
Wang Bi'an held the hoe handle, stunned, and stammered for a while: "Dad-"
Wang Lu was ruthless and pushed him: "Don't worry, zombies can't come up." If it could have come up, it would have come up a long time ago. ”
Wang Bi'an looked at Wang Lu, Wang Lu nodded, and then, turned around, hesitated, and moved towards the dung tank step by step.
The zombies scurried more violently, trying to crawl out, but the feces splashed out, and some even splashed on the edge of Wang Bi'an's shoes.
Wang Bi'an shrunk his neck, stretched his arms as long as he could, and gestured with a hoe, which could not reach a zombie.
Wang Lu encouraged beside him: "It's okay, come closer." ”
Wang Bi'an moved two more steps, this time the hoe was close enough.
Wang Bian raised it high and smashed it down at the zombie's head.
With a tom sound, the hoe lost its space and fell into the dung water, and when the dung water splashed high up, some of it fell on Wang Bi'an's clothes.
Wang Bi'an had never experienced such a disgusting thing, and as soon as his hand was loosened, he was about to vomit.
Wang Lu rushed up with an arrow, grabbed the hoe that almost slipped into the dung tank.
He blushed and stuffed the hoe back into Wang Bi'an's hand: "Fight quickly!" ”,
Wang Bi'an was startled, saw his father Tieqing's face, grabbed the hoe, and smashed it into the tank without a head or face.
This hoe smashed the dung flowers in all directions, and nine times out of ten it fell into the air, but finally a few hits smashed on the zombie's head, but Wang Bian's body was too weak, and he just "slice" the carrion on the zombie's face, and also "slice" off half of his nose, revealing the black hole hole hole nostrils and white cheekbones.
The zombies let out a louder roar in the dung tank, and more violently fluttered inside.
Large swaths of fecal water splashed out, and the smell was overwhelming.
I don't know when, Wang Bi'an's face was full of snot and tears, and there was still a faint splash of feces on his chin.
Suddenly, he threw the hoe in his hand, ran to the edge of the ridge, squatted down, and vomited.
Spitting and choking and crying.
After all, he's still a 12-year-old.
Wang Lu didn't scold Wang Bi'an again, but just stepped forward to pick up the hoe and smashed it at the zombies in the dung tank.
After a big hole was broken in the zombie's forehead, it finally stopped fluttering and slowly sank.
Seeing the dung tank slowly calm down, Wang Lu breathed a sigh of relief and raised his hand to wipe the fecal water splashed on his face.
Returning to Wang Bi'an's side, he looked at his son, who had stopped vomiting and was just sobbing.
Wang Lu patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay." ”
Wang Bi'an's throat moved, and he didn't know whether he wanted to cry, laugh, or yell.
But in the end, he just stretched out his arm, and wiped his face vigorously as if he was angry, and his snot, tears, and feces made a mess of his chubby little face.
But Wang Bi'an's chest was held high.
"Dad, next time, I can do better!"