As they spoke, the three of them had already reached the North Peak Branch, and stopped at the edge of a smooth stone wall—

The two of them took a red pen and drew a door together, and the stone gate immediately turned into a substance. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The two put down their pens and said, "It's just some tricks, let's go, junior brother." ”

With apprehension and a little expectation for the illusion cultivation, Xiao Yuanyou followed the two of them and pushed the door in. The stone wall suddenly opened up a hole in the sky.

The golden black falls in the west, the glow is dazzling, and the mountains are full of golden green. At this time, the wind and clouds are indifferent, and the courtyard on the top of the mountain is solemn, as if it is the style of a paradise.

The valley is lined with clouds, and the remnant sun is greedy and cold;

The flowing clouds brush the sleeves and stain the dew, and the bamboo house is slightly full of mountain ladders.

In this realm, even if there is a Nine Heavens Xuannu living in it, it doesn't seem to be against the peace.

The whole cave is roughly a circular mountain range with three peaks and three valleys, with three peaks of the same height and the same low valley bottom. If you can look down on the whole crater, you will find that all this is very symmetrical and harmonious, and it even has a healing effect on people with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"These three peaks are Summoning God Peak, Broken Mind Peak, and Tianwen Peak. Zhu Jiasen pointed to the three mountains and introduced them one by one: "We heard that when our ancestors handed down this treasure land, the three mountains were all Taoist positions, and the smoke and clouds were swirling, and they had not been broken for two hundred years. ”

Yang Xin gritted his teeth and added: "It's a pity that Gu Bingsong's bastard has a hot head, and many uncles and uncles left angrily, resulting in no one to manage the dojo." Gu Bingsong was afraid that they would return, so he even demolished all the Taoist temples and magic circles, and even sent a relocation ......"

He should be right, because there is only one building complex on the top of Tianwen Peak left in this vast territory. It felt like the only house that had survived the earthquake, lonely.

However, the content that Xiao Yuanyou paid attention to was very strange: "The Qing Dynasty is also two hundred years, eleven bosses, and you have only changed three generations of masters?"

Zhu Jiasen has the appearance of a wild boar and the temperament of a teacher, and he must answer questions: "Health preservation is the most common Taoist method in the current Taoism, unlike politicians who are exhausted, everyone generally lives a long life." In addition, being in charge of the academic affairs will delay the practice, and everyone is afraid of avoiding it, and there is no right to dispute, so naturally there will be no frequent changes. ”

Xiao Yuanyou lowered his head and continued to take notes: Although the turtle is long-lived, the salted fish is still the same.

Xiao Yuanyou was about to follow the two of them up the mountain, but Zhu Jiasen pulled him back: "Senior brother, this peak is more than 1,000 meters. ”

Here, a horse stepped down, clenched his hands into fists, and struck towards the sky one after the other, making a superhuman appearance: "I'm ready." ”

Zhu Yang was speechless, pointed to a stone tablet in front of the mountain trail and said, "It's to use the shrinking formation, not to fly." ”

Zhu Jiasen said: "Senior brother, it is said that many spells have been lost, and it is even more impossible to fly. In fact, even the shrinking array in front of me was left by the predecessors hundreds of years ago, and it was barely feasible by repairing it a few times. ”

Yang Xin was proud: "Even if this is the case, other sects only have envy." ”

It can be seen that the duo of pigs, sheep and livestock has a deep affection for their own Daomen.

"Hmm......" Xiao Yuanyou felt that he had entered the Grand View Garden: "Although it's a pity that you can't go to the sky, it's okay to shrink the ground array, I'm rare!"

This shrinking array is a stone tablet, marked with two columns of capitalized numbers like a bus stop sign, and Zhu Jiasen went up and swept two rows of more than two dozen numbers: "I hope you will like it." ”

Seeing that row of numbers, Xiao Yuanyou felt that the situation was wrong: "Why did I suddenly feel a little uneasy in my anticipation......

Then, it turned out that this shrinking array was indeed a!

Xiao Yuanyou felt that he was on a double-decker bus in an instant, but it was not a coincidence that the driver was the young head of the Fujiwara family of Akinayama who drove the wrong car.

So the bus filled with chicken blood in the fuel tank soared wildly for five minutes, and circled to the top of Tianwen Peak one by one, Xiao Yuanyou called the driver to stop from the fourth time (invalid), and finally lay on the ground like a pregnant woman and vomited for a long time before finding the north.

Zhu Jiasen patted the pregnant woman's back, turned around and said, "Are there a few more turns today?"

Yang Xin rubbed his temples: "It should be faulty again, go back and let the master fix it." ”

Xiao Yuanyou: "Vomit and vomit ......"

Pig & Sheep: "Hmm......"

The two waited for him to rest enough and helped him in.

Entering the door, this is a bamboo house, purple bamboo tables and chairs, planed fragrant pine wood for the wall, and there are green rattan coils on the wall, and swallows and finches are left behind.

"Go, go, go. The two drove the birds away from the room, went to the kitchen and poured him a cup of green herbal tea: "Drink it, it will be better." The two of us have gone to find the elders, and you can rest here. ”

"Okay. ”

Xiao Yuanyou had the idea of "leaving when you see someone", and didn't want to touch the things here, but the tea looked clear and sweet, and the fragrance couldn't tell how strong or weak it was, and it could indeed suppress the nausea in the chest.

I couldn't help but pick up the cup and drank it all, and when I calmed down, I realized that the ground I stepped on was unusual, this was a whole piece of marble cut by the plane, and the stone surface was actually a naturally formed Liuyun ink painting, which was really a good place.

Of course, whether the place is good or not and whether it is suitable for settlement are two different things, such as the palace and the dwelling, if you really want to live in it, the cold big house is not as comfortable as the warm three-bedroom apartment. The lack of electricity is secondary, and the biggest flaw in this monastic feng shui is the traffic. (The shrinking ground formation has been bothering Xiao Yuanyou for the next few years)

Xiao Yuanyou took out his mobile phone and looked at it, just when the power was turned off and turned off, and when he was worried that there was no place to charge, the person next to him handed over a power bank like timely rain.

"Thank you......" Xiao Yuanyou plugged in the data cable, and was stunned on the spot as soon as he raised his eyes.

This person should be a woman from the way she is dressed, as for why she can only be seen in dress, it is because she has a cardboard box framed on her head...... No, to be precise, it should be a paper bag, like the one in the movie where the prisoner is arrested and put on his head.

The only difference is that there are no two holes in the paper bag, but three horizontal lines instead, like a marker graffiti:—_—

"Don't you need it?" Her voice was soft and kind, not like the voice of a swallow warbler, but it was beautiful, this should be a mature and delicate woman.

Her dress was a white skirt and deep coat, with black thread embroidered with gossip hexagrams on the cuffs and neckline of the dress, a half-sleeved gauze shirt in azure color, and a Tai Chi ring buckle in the middle of the belt. The smooth green silk behind the paper bag reaches the back waist, which not only shows the slender figure, but also its delicate facial features - covered in the paper bag - can only be supplemented by imagination.

This person looked sick, Xiao Yuanyou, an amateur Taoist priest, did not have the confidence to step forward and ask "Where is the Taoist friend", so he silently retracted his hand: "I'm sorry...... I'll wait for someone, and I'll leave right away. ”

"Don't worry, why don't you tell me who you're waiting for?"

Xiao Yuanyou felt that although this paper bag girl was suspicious, she should not be an outsider, otherwise she would not have spoken blatantly here, so he replied: "I'm waiting for Zhu Yang and the two senior brothers." ”

"Oh-" She pulled a bell out of her sleeve and jingled it.

"It's coming!" the two hurriedly walked out and exclaimed, "Master!"

Xiao Yuanyou was also shocked: "Master?"

"Ah, I just went out on errands and took a little time. The paper bag turned back to Xiao Yuanyou and said, "They are not my apprentices, don't get me wrong, my surname is Li, and my name is Shifu." ”

"Oh-" Xiao Yuanyou calmed down at this time, and turned around: "Two senior brothers-"

I saw the two senior brothers "knock, knock" twice, and directly knelt in front of Li Shifu and bowed to the ground before standing up and standing aside.

"This Nima is not a master yet?" Xiao Yuanyou hurriedly stood up, not knowing if he wanted to bow together.

Li Shifu pushed with both hands and explained softly: "Ah, that's the case, although I studied with the third-generation disciples of the Chaotic Truth, I am not among the third-generation disciples of the Chaotic Truth, and I have not yet become a teacher. They just called me 'Shifu'. In the next talent is shallow learning, where does the micro end of the road have the qualifications to be a teacher. ”

Then why worship? And what the hell is the paper bag on this head? Xiao Yuan said in a leisurely manner: "It's still thanks to Gu Bingsong's brainless star, and the performance art on your side is clearly a teacher of SpongeBob SquarePants, okay? This person's situation ...... I don't have to ask the magic conch to understand—"

is humble with "low mana", but acquiesces to others to make disciple gifts. not only took the prestige of the master, but also took the reputation of humility. Only a perfectionist who is so self-confident that he is narcissistic would have this kind of style, and besides, this kind of person must be capable, otherwise no one will be willing to accommodate this hypocritical narcissist like Zhu Yang.

Xiao Yuanyou's thoughts were clear: it seems that the people in the Daomen are all wonderful.

After seeing this person, Xiao Yuanyou had a new sense of unease about the party struggle in this sect, and hurriedly got up and said goodbye: "Then...... Ahem, people have seen it, tea has been drunk, I remember that I have an urgent matter and it is almost time to go, and I will see you again......"

Behind him, Li Shifu said: "Wait-"

Xiao Yuanyou turned around when he heard the sound, but found that she was not calling herself, but the pig and sheep duo who were calling, and after being glad that it was none of her business, she continued to walk out, and then when she heard the next sentence, his legs were weak.

"——Yang Xin, where did you take the 'Burning Heart and Rotten Bone Tea' in the kitchen? I just refined it and is going to take it to Senior Brother Lu to drink?"

"This Master. Xiao Yuan walked back and forth, sitting weakly on the chair: "We have something to say, something to say." ”

Li Shifu's paper bag was originally three horizontal lines, but I don't know when it was replaced by one: ^-^

"Hey, don't you have something to do to go? Don't you know the way? I sent Gason to send you down. ”

"No, I suddenly realized that I wasn't in a hurry, I could stay a little longer......"

"However, according to the rules of the Daomen, it is not allowed to bring in the laity casually, let alone stay overnight. Li Shifu said, "Where we are cultivating in the Daomen, try not to stay if you have nothing to do." ”

Since the cup of tea went down, his dizziness has been relieved, but until now, the burning sensation in the esophagus and the origin of the tea really made Xiao Yuanyou frightened.

"I am the fourth-generation disciple of the Chaotic Truth, named Xiao Yuanyou......"

Li Shifu's voice came: "Oh, it turned out to be a fellow Daoist, rude and rude." It just so happens that there is a very tricky matter in the sect, and I need a little help, I don't know if I can make this little Daoist brother ......."

Xiao Yuanyou was weak: "You say it first, let me think about it again......"

At this time, Xiao Yuanyou's mobile phone had a letter prompt.

This is a letter from a few minutes ago, and it's a photo. Mimi sat on an antique table and chair and feasted, but she didn't expect this wild girl to come quietly, and she didn't expect another person in the photo to have a paper bag on her head, and the graffiti expression on the bag looked at the camera:·_·

Xiao Yuan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered the strange words of Yang Xin before going up the mountain: "After seeing her, maybe you will beg to get started?"

Xiao Yuan slumped in the chair: "What's that...... If you have something to do, you can tell ......"

Afterwards, Xiao Yuanyou learned that Zhu Yang and the two were very upright. The herbivorous pig and sheep group would never poison Xiao Yuanyou, and in a flash, the ground retreat was a few more turns, the poisonous tea was so timely, and Li Shifu just went out...... Everything seems to have been decided in secret.

"Hehe...... Li Shifu smiled deeply: "Those who live above others, incompetence is a sin, I want you to meet that incompetent master......"