Chapter 19: Exposing the Teeth
Hearing movement behind him, Huang Banya was startled, and hurriedly pulled out the dark compartment under the table and put my piece of Yuan Datou into it.
I knew that the voice of the fat head of Qu Dao was just a precursor to waking up, and he would not wake up immediately, and sure enough, after waiting for a while, the fat head of Qu shook his head and opened his eyes: "I am grass...... Why did I fall asleep! I say... The shopkeeper, his mouth is very dry, do you still have any hairy tips, give a whole cup! ”
I closed my eyes and pretended to be unconscious, and when I heard what Qu Fattou said, I almost didn't climb on the ground: still fucking drink! Drink your dog's again and you should be immortal!
Huang Banya heard Qu Fattou's greeting, and replied with a smile: "Yes." Little brother waits! I'm going to go soak it. ”
Seeing Huang Banya go into the back room to make tea, Qu Fat Tou shook his head and looked left and right, and saw that I was still asleep leaning on the chair. It hurts!
"When are you still sleeping, don't hurry up and change the money to go back to buy pig's trotters, sleep a hair!" Qu Fattou took advantage of it, and there are words in the town!
I rubbed my head and pointed at Qu Fattou, unable to speak for a long time, thinking: "Lao Tzu was pretending just now, and your grandson is really asleep." The fragrance that sleeps! I'm going to stuff a pillow under your head! ”
At this moment, Huang Banya walked out with a cup of tea, saw me sitting there and rubbed my head, and said with a smile: "This buddy is also awake." Wait, I'll go make another cup of tea. ”
I stretched out my hand to stop him: "No need, let's get down to business." At this time, I was not in a hurry to dismantle Huang Banya, when I pretended to be unconscious just now, I thought about it carefully, what is Huang Banya so bothering so much for? It's nothing more than the piece of Yuan Datou I brought, but according to my understanding, this Yuan Datou is really nothing valuable, unless the piece we brought is very special! As for what kind of special method, it depends on whether it can be put out of Huang Banya's mouth.
Huang Banya heard me say that he had to do the right thing first, so he didn't insist on making me tea again, put the teacup in his hand in front of Qu Fattou, and turned back to the booth. The old fat man picked up the teacup and drank another cow drink, and I didn't worry about Huang Banya drugging him again, unless this Huang Banya went crazy!
I saw Huang Banya pick up the Xibei Yuan big head from the table and coughed at us: "Do you two know the origin and value of this thing?" ”
The old fat man didn't wait for me to speak, and hurriedly replied: "What are you doing as a shopkeeper, you don't even know how to do this, and you still ask me?" For your humble sake, I'll tell you, buddy. This is called Yuan Datou! The currency issued by Yuan Shikai when he became emperor. I'll tell you. This thing is at least three hundred pieces. One less word is not sold! ”
When I heard this, I hurriedly stopped Qu Fattou, and didn't let him show up with this embarrassing person again, so he would still be a gentleman for this Huang Banya. Let people play to death and don't know what to do!
Stopping Qu Fattou and preventing him from talking nonsense, I said to Huang Banya: "We really don't know the value of this Yuan Datou's origin, and I ask my brother to tell me about it." ”
Hearing what I said to the old fat man, Huang Banya sighed "hey", and probably scolded in his heart: "I knew that these two stunned young people didn't know the value of Yuan Dao, and Lao Tzu took it at a low price after a few casual words." Extra Lang spent that effort. ”
After Huang Banya sighed, he picked up the teapot and took a sip of tea before he spoke: "That's it!" Today, I'll talk to the two of you about it! Yuan Datou's thing is divided according to the casting age, style, and condition, and the price is different. The two of you brought this piece, according to our jargon, the official name is Yuan Shikai's side of the Republic of China for three years! ”
"It's not about health, it's about here!" Huang Banya pointed at Yuan Datou.
I looked down and saw that this fake Yuan Datou was exactly the same as my piece, and even some subtle scratches and corrosions made the yellow plate teeth as similar as possible to mine, and I really thought it was the one I brought if I didn't look carefully. This yellow plate tooth is not a loss to play antiques, the tanuki for the prince, the kung fu of counterfeiting is really good!
I saw Huang Banya pointing to the front of Yuan Datou. The front of Yuan Datou is a relief drawing of Yuan Shikai, on which Yuan Shikai's back collar is engraved with a line of English small characters, which I really didn't notice before, Huang Banya's fingers are pointing at this line of English small characters.
The head next to the canal also saw the line of English characters, and asked aloud: "Why is there a foreign text on it?" ”
HUANG BANYA SHOOK HIS HEAD AND EXPLAINED: "THIS FOREIGN TEXT IS THE RARITY OF THIS YUAN BIG HEAD, THIS LINE OF FOREIGN TEXT IS A PERSONAL NAME, THIS PERSON IS CALLED L.GIORGI. IS THE DESIGNER OF THIS YUAN BIG HEAD, WITH THIS KIND OF SIGNATURE YUAN BIG HEAD IS JUST A KIND OF TRIAL CASTING VERSION, IT HAS NOT BEEN PASSED THROUGH THE WORLD AT ALL, SO THERE ARE VERY FEW STORAGE WORLDS." Extremely precious! ”
As soon as he heard that this Yuan Datou was precious, Qu Fattou was excited, and he was busy interrogating how much it was worth.
Huang Banya picked up Xibei Yuan Datou and worried: "According to the current market, this kind of Yuan Datou with the designer's signature ...... At least 30,000 pieces! ”
As soon as Huang Banya said this, not only did the corners of Qu Fat's mouth twitch when he heard it, but I was also stunned, I didn't expect my Yuan head to be so valuable! It's no wonder that Huang Banya has worked so hard to play such a play!
"But ......," Huang Banya said with a regretful face, "You two, although the workmanship is fine, it is indeed a fake!" Worthless! ”
As soon as Qu Fattou recovered from "30,000 yuan", he heard Huang Banya say that this Yuan Datou was fake, and said angrily, "Let your mother's bullshit go!" Lao Tzu's Yuan Datou was dug out of the grave of an old ghost! How can there be a fake! ”
Seeing Qu Fat's hair angry, Huang Banya said with a "grievance" face: "The surface color of this Yuan Datou is uneven, the side teeth are slightly rough, uneven, and the sound of knocking on the edge is short and muffled, it is indeed a Xibei product!" ”
I saw that this yellow plate tooth looked aggrieved, and smiled secretly in my heart: grandson. The acting skills are good! Beiying graduated?
Qu Fattou still wanted to argue, but was persuaded by me: "Don't say it!" Brother Huangya is right, this Yuan Datou is indeed fake! ”
Huang Banya was overjoyed when he heard this: "It's still this little brother who knows what is wrong." It's not as good as this, the Xibei goods you two brought are also finely workmanlike, and it is suitable to be a sample. Brother, I should all make friends, how about receiving fifty yuan? ”
I laughed angrily, and said in my heart: Fifty yuan for 30,000 yuan, your grandson's abacus is fine, if Lao Tzu had drunk your ecstasy soup just now, he would have really been fooled.
Seeing that I was laughing for no reason, Huang Banya didn't know what to do, so he had to be silly with a smiling face on the side.
Seeing that I didn't speak and Huang Banya was facing silly music, Qu Fattou couldn't help but be anxious, reached out and poked me, and said in a low voice: "When did you replace Yuan Datou with a fake one?" Since this guy wants to accept it, hurry up. I finally settled this dinner for the evening first..."
I glanced at the fat head, you are also a fool! At that moment, without any more nonsense, Zhengse said to Huang Banya: "Okay! Yellow teeth. Stop acting! This Yuan Datou is fake, so you can take out the real one! I don't know where I tell you, the dark grid under the table! ”
As soon as my voice fell, I saw Huang Banya's face change suddenly: "What do you mean, brother? I don't understand! Seeing that Huang Banya still wanted to deny it, I was too lazy to talk nonsense, so I gave Qu Fat a look and asked him to stop Huang Banya, walked around the platform, pulled out the dark grid under the table, and took out my Yuan Datou.
Seeing this situation, Huang Banya knew that the matter was exposed, his eyes rolled, and he wanted to take a knife from the table, and Qu Fat was not stupid, although he didn't know what was going on with Lu Dao, but he saw that there was a cat in it, so he didn't wait for Huang Banya to move, and he was pressed to the ground with a grab.
"Da Bai Huo, what's the situation?" Qu Fat asked me with his head pinned to Huang Banya's arm, Huang Ban grinned with a toothache, and kept shouting: "A good man spares his life!" Heroes spare their lives! ”
I quickly told Qu Fat Tou what had happened, and the angry Qu Fat Man screamed: "Good for your grandson!" Dare to pour Lao Tzu with ecstasy soup! Today, Grandpa is going to break off your two yellow teeth and buckle the sieve! I'm really sorry for the cultivation of the party-state! ”
I saw that Qu Fattou raised his fist to beat Huang Banya, and hurriedly stopped him and said: "The party-state has taught us to treat prisoners preferentially, and this grandson has done this lack of morality, but for the sake of telling us the truth just now, Yuan Datou is worth it, and he didn't take nonsense to deceive people, just call the police later!" I can't do it and tire myself! ”
Huang Banya heard this, and hurriedly said, "I confess!" I turn myself in! Fight for government leniency! Heroes must be angry! ”
Qu Fattou saw that I was blocking it, so he didn't do it again......