Chapter 273: The Shocking Smell of Fish
When we hugged for a while, the love seemed to be soothed a lot—the relationship between men and women is really subtle, and the sweetness and attraction between the opposite sex can greatly resist the harshness of the external environment.
At this time, Xiao Lei and I no longer hid it, so we told Hongmei and Sister Li what happened just now, but after they heard it, they were much calmer than I thought.
Women look weak, but when faced with danger and difficulties, that kind of endurance and endurance will be stronger than men, which may be the reason why women generally live longer than men.
And all our hopes are pinned on Xiao Lei, but as for what method he used, we didn't ask, although we wanted to know.
"Can we go out, maybe it depends on the chrysalis of this bottle", Xiao Lei said while squatting on the ground, in the faint blue light of the fluorescent flashlight, we saw him grab a handful of wet mud from the ground, put it on his nose and smell it, and then couldn't help but wrinkle the door, as if the smell was terrible.
Out of curiosity, I also grabbed a handful of mud from the ground, and sniffed it like Xiao Lei - this smell almost made me faint.
The smell was really unpleasant, with a pungent and peculiar fishy smell.
But strangely, when I stood up, the smell was completely gone! Generally speaking, since this kind of earth has such a strong smell, it should fill the entire cave, but what is incredible is that this strong smell can only be felt when you smell it close with your nose, in other words, this fishy smell will not volatilize at all. It's so weird!
But when I smelled it, it wasn't just uncomfortable, I was a little shocked that I felt like I had smelled this smell somewhere, and I felt a sense of déjà vu.
When and where did you smell it?
I tried hard to remember, and before I knew it, I squatted down again, and then subconsciously, grabbed another handful of this mud, smelled it, and at the moment when the smell rushed straight to my nose, the door of my memory seemed to open suddenly.
I remember! I remembered where I had smelled it.
It was supposed to be a summer vacation when I was just in junior high school, and somehow, I got cheeks, and my grandfather took me to the town to see an old Chinese medicine doctor.
I often see that old Chinese medicine doctor, and in my impression, he has kind eyebrows, a white beard, and a red face. The old Chinese medicine doctor gave me two plasters, and after I put them on my cheeks, I immediately felt a lot more comfortable.
Because my grandfather is very familiar with the old Chinese medicine doctor, they often drink and chat together, and they are very good friends. So after seeing me sick, my grandfather didn't rush to walk. Instead, I talked to the old Chinese medicine doctor, and the old Chinese medicine doctor excitedly told my grandfather that he had received a good thing, and said that it was a great tonic, and it was too useful for men.
My grandfather smiled and asked him what it was, and the old Chinese medicine doctor took out a clay pot and opened the stopper on it, but I didn't smell anything, because I was a child at that time, and I was very curious about everything, so I suddenly leaned my face close to the mouth of the bottle to see what was inside, but the moment I got close to the mouth of the bottle, a bad smell made me vomit on the spot.
When my grandfather saw that I vomited, he was a little panicked, and quickly hugged me over, and eagerly asked me what was wrong, and the old Chinese medicine doctor hurriedly closed the lid and comforted my grandfather and said that I was fine, but I was smoked by the fishy smell, and massaged me a few acupuncture points. I was immediately refreshed.
I still remember that my grandfather asked the old Chinese medicine doctor with a puzzled face, how could there be a fishy smell, but he didn't smell it at all. At that time, there were many people who came to the old Chinese medicine clinic to see a doctor, but the general patients were treated by his two apprentices outside, and he generally did not come forward, because of his friendship with his grandfather, so he took us to the inner room and personally treated me.
When the old Chinese medicine doctor returned to his seat, he stroked his beard and squinted his eyes, and began to talk about the contents of the jar.
The old Chinese medicine doctor said that the thing in the jar was very strange - it was the genitals of a young mule born to a mule, and he had concocted it with special herbs. What is even more strange is that this little mule is hermaphroditic, and its male and female reproductive organs grow almost next to each other.
I was only thirteen years old at the time, and I didn't think much of it except that I thought it was a bit weird to concoct such a thing. But my grandfather seemed to think that what the old Chinese medicine doctor said was very ridiculous, so he laughed and said to the old Chinese medicine doctor: "Oh, brother, you are really joking, who doesn't know, mules are born from the mating of horses and donkeys, so mules are infertile." And how could a mule have two sets of those things, male and female! ”
I always like to listen to my grandfather's stories, and he always has endless stories to tell me, and I don't know how he got those stories.
The old Chinese medicine doctor is very similar to my grandfather, and he also knows a lot of strange things, so as soon as the two of them sit down, there will be an endless dragon gate array, and I always listen to it with relish and feast my ears.
When the old Chinese medicine doctor saw that his grandfather didn't know about this kind of thing, he couldn't help laughing proudly, and said to his grandfather: "Your brother is a layman, you can't compare to me in terms of anecdotes involving medicine."
Then, he explained it to his grandfather in detail.
The old Chinese medicine doctor said that there was such an incident recorded in the medical book - Qin Shi Huang had a famous eunuch named Zhao Gao, and this Zhao Gao was a eunuch, that is, his thing was cut off.
Qin Shi Huang was very good at the art of immortality, so he gathered many famous warlocks. At that time, Zhao Gao was already powerful, and he could be said to be a very powerful minister, enjoying the glory and wealth that is rare in the world.
But his biggest regret is that he is no longer a 100% man. So, he secretly wooed the warlocks, trying to find a way to restore the man's body from them.
But a man's genitalia are not the tail of a gecko, and they can grow back after they are broken. Therefore, although Zhao Gao looked for a lot, none of the warlocks could help him. Zhao Gao didn't give up lightly, he thought, if there is really a warlock who can make people immortal, then it is possible to make his thing grow again.
Later, Zhao Gao finally found a warlock from Penglai, Shandong, who was good at intercourse techniques, allowing men and women to have sex for two hours in a row, and still not tired. Zhao Gao promised the warlock that if the warlock could restore him to a man, he would let the warlock enjoy all the glory and wealth of the world.
This warlock was very special - not at all like those warlocks who were for money and fame - he only left a prescription for Zhao Gao, and said that as long as he grabbed the medicine according to this prescription, Zhao Gao's thing could grow again, and then he left without taking a penny.
This prescription is very strange - to find a hermaphroditic mule, then cut off both male and female genitals, and then put it in a clay pot, use specific herbs, concoct it for at least forty-nine days, and take it for half a year, and the man's thing can "sprout", but during the period of taking the medicine, there must not be a trace of yin thought, otherwise the previous work will be wasted.
This is the most difficult to control, because during the period of taking medicine, people's desires will also increase greatly, unless people with strong concentration can control it.
Originally, hermaphroditic mules were hard enough to find, but even more difficult was that the mule had to be born from a mule. Anyone with a little common sense knows that this mule was originally made by the mating of donkeys and horses, and mules generally have no reproductive ability, and mules give birth to mules, which may happen, but it is certainly rare.
After reading this prescription, Zhao Gao felt that it was indeed difficult to achieve, but after all, he had a goal, so he began to mobilize a qiē force to search for this wonderful mule. But he waited until he died, and he didn't find it, but this wonderful prescription has been handed down.
Before the Ming Dynasty, many people still believed that this prescription was just a "joke" made by the warlock in order to deal with Zhao Gao, and that the warlock deliberately played Zhao Gao, and it would not have the kind of effect claimed at all.
But in the Ming Dynasty, a rather powerful eunuch was defeated in the palace struggle, this eunuch knew medical skills very well, and had a good relationship with many imperial doctors at that time, so, in order to avoid being killed by his opponent, he configured a medicine himself, and after drinking this medicine, it was almost like ordinary death, but he could wake up after a few hours.
He used this method to blind his opponent, and with the help of his henchmen, he successfully escaped from the palace, and then went incognito and practiced medicine for a living. Coincidentally, when he traveled to the depths of the mountains in the south, in a very poor village, he came across the wonderful mule, which was not only hermaphroditic, but also born of a mule.
Of course, this eunuch knew the legendary Fangzi, and for him, who was also a eunuch, this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, how could he miss it? So, he bought the mule at a high price, and then prepared the two genitals of the mule according to the method mentioned in the recipe, and then began to take it. At first, he just had the attitude of trying it out, and didn't have much hope.
But what made him ecstatic was that this legendary recipe actually worked, and after more than a year, his thing really grew back - although compared to normal people, the appearance of that thing is still strange, and the size is relatively small, but in any case, it has grown out after all.
Later, this eunuch, who became a man again, was able to marry a wife and have children like a normal man, and really lived a normal life. He also wrote his most legendary experience into words, and it flowed down from generation to generation.
And the incomparably fishy thing concocted in the jar of the old Chinese medicine is this legendary male and female genitalia of a mule. It was also a coincidence that this "strange thing in the world" was found, which was encountered by chance in a village when an old Chinese medicine doctor was invited to treat an incurable disease.
When the old Chinese medicine doctor and my grandfather talked about that, they didn't shy away from me, maybe in their minds, I was just a child, and I didn't know much about this qiē, but I didn't know that I could fully understand what the old Chinese medicine doctor said - children are always much more mature than adults think.
Because this incident has passed for so many years, I have slowly forgotten about it, but today the soil on the ground in the cave and the special fishy smell emitted it made me suddenly think about this incident again.
But I really can't understand how the soil can have that special fishy smell.