Forty-five, the counterattack of the unemployed wizard

While the halls of Hogwarts Castle were singing and dancing and indulging in feasts, the "Three Broomsticks" bar in Hogsmeade Village, about two kilometers away, was also crowded and lively. From the bar lobby to the open-air coffee table under the eaves, there are all kinds of people from all over the world, including gentlemen in suits and leather shoes, ladies in sideburns and hairdresses, and strange people in fancy clothes.

At this time, they were greeting each other seemingly enthusiastically, and at the same time, they were playing each other's wits between words, probing each other's hole cards and insider information.

Of course, there is no shortage of carefree optimists among them...... Or rather, a natural stupid headless.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Boom! Good evening! Dear Chinese friends! ”

In front of the counter of the "Three Broomsticks" bar, a blonde loli jumped happily in the light, "...... Come and see my lovely descendants! ”

- The most "old" vampire true ancestor on Shijie, the Romanian vampire queen Margaret, who was born in the nineties of the last century, said to Wang Qiu and others with a proud face, look at her radiant and energetic appearance, it is obvious that there is no less harm to good virgins in ancient Egyptian time and space.

Behind her, six vampires, large and small, were yawning listlessly as they crawled out of their coffins.

According to the guardian of the vampire Mazuru Margaret, the head maid of the round glasses Jane. According to Graus's introduction, in general, there are only nine vampires with "legal status" on this shijie, and all of them are "descendants" of Margaret. Moreover, they were transformed into vampires before they were transformed. All of them serve within the Vampire Hunter Guild, or are relatives of vampire hunters, and are now completely controlled by the Vampire Hunter Guild.

- In order to avoid being hidden by the birds. Today's vampire hunters have long since lost their temperament and played the trick of raising their own self-esteem.

Stripping away the blonde Lori Margaret herself and her twin daughters, the silver-haired Lori Hansel and Gretel, the remaining vampires are six in total, and all of them have settled on the American continent: three in Brazil and three in Canada. And then it's gone.

Secel, a vampire leader living in Brazil. Mendoza is a young boy of mixed race with Indian ancestry, with clear eyebrows. He has beautiful, thick brown curly hair, large almond-colored eyes, dark pupils, and slightly dark skin.

Two other vampires in Brazil. Even Saisel's two biological sisters, who are also similar in appearance, can't be associated with the traditional image of pale and thin vampires, but two enthusiastic and bold South American mixed-race samba girls......

- Since vampires can't bask in the sun. To avoid lightening the complexion. The three siblings had to strip naked every day and use sunlamps for "sunbathing".

The reason why this hereditary vampire hunter has to accept the first embrace to become a vampire is because they are all infected with AIDS for some reason, and seeing that time is running out and their lives are on the line, the three siblings have to simply transform into undead creatures in order to obtain eternal life.

However, despite the fact that it looks young, its ability as a vampire is also a waste. But Sessel had a good mind, and he was the leader of the vampire hunters in Brazil for a long time. In the slums of Rio de Janeiro, plantations deep in the rainforest, and a few isolated Indian tribes, he has developed a small secret power - which sounds like a joke, with a real vampire serving as the leader of the vampire hunter chapter throughout Brazil, while the only people in his jurisdiction who can hunt down are himself and his two sisters...... However, since the Vampire Hunter Guild, which has lost its weight, doesn't take this joke seriously, others are naturally not qualified to make a big fallacy.

In addition, unlike the vampire Magaret's family, who had to move from place to place from time to time, Brazil's Vampire Hunters Association managed to take control of a women's prison in Rio de Janeiro through various illegal means - in these years, the Western Shijie was so particular about promoting privatization that many prisons were privately contracted, and the contractor could do almost whatever he wanted in the prison as long as the top and bottom were well done - turning it into an Eden of secret virgin blood slaves. So, Seeser. The Mendoza family's need for virgin blood is not so urgent.

However, out of coveting the huge gains of cross-plane investment trade, Saissel. Mendoza still brought his family and a large number of horses to the meeting.

The vampire leader of Canada, Repley, is a heroic red-haired woman, who looks tall and beautiful, with long red hair unkempt over her shoulders, and her bright eyes are both demure and beautiful, but also revealing unyielding perseverance. Even better, this Miss Ripley was not only naturally beautiful, but also always liked to wear a white wedding dress - known as the "Fighting Bride" Lamia.

According to Jenny's introduction, the battle bride Repley was originally the head maid and guardian of the vampire ancestor Margaret, that is, Janie's predecessor, before she was transformed into a vampire. I didn't want to be assassinated at the wedding, my fiancΓ© and my parents and elders all died in the explosion, and she herself was covered in bruises and her life was in danger, thanks to Margaret, who came to watch the ceremony, she gave her first hug in time, and she escaped with her life...... After this tragedy, Ripley made her wedding dress a formal attire, and her face did not change during the battle, so she received the nickname "Battle Bride".

And next to Repley, there are also two nuns dressed as vampire little Lori, who is said to be the surviving bridesmaids at the bloody wedding. looks timid, with a pitiful look on her face, she doesn't look like the killer in the dark night, the bloodthirsty queen in the novel......

In short, there are only a few vampires in the whole Shijie, which is really rarer than any kind of endangered animal.

Moreover, these vampires have little to no "reproductive ability" - although vampires can infect living people and increase their offspring by "first embrace". But Margaret, the true ancestor of vampires who was born after the collapse of the Soviet Union, is a shoddy product, not only too young. The strength is also relatively low, according to the standards of the medieval blood clan, it is estimated that even the rank of "baron" cannot be reached. At most, she can only be regarded as a "vampire female knight", so the number of people she can give to the "first embrace" is also very limited, and now the quota has been used up.

As for the other eight more immature newborn vampires, they are shorter in age than Margaret, and their own strength is naturally even more humble, and they don't even have the ability to give "first embrace" at present. At best, it can only turn a living person into a ghoul.

Belch? When will they be able to give the "First Embrace" and increase the number of vampires, you ask? I'm afraid we will have to wait at least another half a century!

So, such a small group that simply can't expand and expand. It's really good for raising self-esteem, and it's no wonder that today's vampires and vampire hunters have become so intimate and inseparable, almost indistinguishable from you and me.

Except for these nine vampires. In addition to the more than a thousand vampire hunters who came with them. The "Three Broomsticks" bar is also home to many other people of all religions. For example, not far from Wang Qiu's diagonal opposite, there was a huge bear lying on the table eating cake, because the bear paw could not pick up the knife and fork, the poor bear could only arch his head in the cake, and then the white cream was rubbed everywhere, staining his shiny and lubricated bear hair piece by piece. Seeing this, the people around them stayed away from afar, in case their clothes were in trouble.

- Wang Qiu knows. This big fluffy bear is the elder of the Scottish Druid Society. Mr. Grand Druiverny.

This druid used to be a partner of the Vampire Hunter Society, but they had just set up a trap in the marijuana business not long ago, and they put the Vampire Hunter Society on the shackle, so now they are very unpopular with the vampire hunters, and they almost want to break up their friendship.

However, now that the Hogwarts theme park is the territory of the Scottish druids, Wang Qiu and others also intend to bring more shili into the negotiations in order to try to reduce the price, so these druids still squeezed into this international conference on the joint development of ancient Egyptian time and space......

In this regard, the vampire hunters who thought that they had been robbed of their wealth were naturally resentful, and various small actions against the Scottish druids continued one after another, although they did not harm people's lives, but they were also bent on making a fool of them, and Wang Qiu and other Chinese visitors had no intention of interfering in their personal grievances.

Next, the Russian werewolf also sent the gangster head Balalaika, who has a huge scar on her face - unlike other colleagues who have taken refuge in Chernobyl and the abandoned cities of Siberia, this female werewolf has been organizing "dynamic social groups" in Southeast Asia in recent years, fighting and killing on tropical islands all day long, relatively heat-tolerant, and more adapted to the scorching heat of Egypt than those werewolves in the old Soviet Union.

At this moment, she was passing the political commissar Sonia beside Wang Qiu, clinking glasses and drinking whiskey and gin gulps; While talking and laughing, climbing on the old friendship, it seems that he wants to use this little wolf girl to blow the wind on Wang Qiu and get more benefits.

In addition, representatives of the supernatural beings from other countries also sent some people sporadically to probe the rumors to see if they could reap the benefits. And the more than 20 members of the "China Alien Realm Tour Group" are naturally not on the ground, even if they are not members of the Chengguan Dogtooth International Column, they are all very enthusiastic and consciously participate in it - such a long-face thing in the international arena is really not too much for the Chinese alien world.

However, despite the fact that the second hand on the clock went round and round, the meeting did not start for a long time, and many people began to gradually become impatient.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Comrade Wang, when will tonight's meeting begin? I think you're all getting tired of waiting! ”

Political Commissar Kong Huan came over with a glass of violet water and said to Wang Qiu, who was sitting in front of the bar, "...... It's almost eight o'clock! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ No way, there's still a heavyweight who hasn't arrived! Wang Qiu shrugged helplessly, and reached out to knock on the wooden bar, "...... Waiter, order! Another glass of butterbeer and a mustard cake! Uh, Commissar Kong, would you like a glass of wine too? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ No, this butterbeer tastes greasy and not comfortable to drink at all. And the flame whiskey is too strong, and it is easy to make mistakes if you drink too much...... Well, get me a glass of cherry syrup soda and a spinach hash brown! ”

Commissar Kong Huan looked at the menu written on the wooden wall. He said to the waiter, and then turned the subject back again, "...... Who exactly are you waiting for? Comrade Xiao Wang? I think the more important negotiators seem to have arrived at the moment......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ And the landlord here hasn't arrived! I'm not talking about those Scottish druids, but the ...... at a higher level"

Wang Qiu took a sip of beer and replied in a low voice, while looking up at the deep night outside the bar, "...... Oh, they're already here! ”

- the next moment. With a whistling wind, two gentlemen in tuxedos broke through the window in a broomstick with a little embarrassment. One of the middle-aged men jumped off the broom neatly. I also had time to tidy up my clothes. As soon as the other trembling old man stepped off the broom pole, he collapsed to the floor with weak legs, and at the same time pressed his crotch with his hand. Grinning. Showing a tangled expression that the egg hurts so much that it is about to explode - something like a magic broom is not something that can be ridden casually without training, otherwise it will be a pain in finding eggs for yourself!

β€œβ€¦β€¦ This is the guest I have been waiting for, the Minister of State for the Ministry of Magic of the United Kingdom. Potter and Harry, the permanent undersecretary of the Ministry of Magic. Gordon ......"

Wang Qiu explained this to Political Commissar Kong Huan, and at the same time stood up from the bar and slapped hard to make everyone quiet.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Smack! Ladies and gentlemen. Now, I declare this meeting open! Everyone is welcome to come here from all over Shijie. Participate in this groundbreaking and constructive international conference to discuss some of the otherworldly development issues that we are all concerned about......"

At the same time, under his gesturing suggestion, the zombie witch Sanae Rika and the wolf maiden Sonia worked together to erect a wooden shelf in the center of the bar and hang a map of the ancient Roman Republic, which marked the latest military and political situation in the Mediterranean region on the other side of the wormhole.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ First of all, it should be noted that in that historical time and space that we have changed, when Caesar and Pompey were both killed by us in Alexandria, the Roman Republic in the civil war fell into a further great division, showing a state of warlordism and rivalry......"

He first gave a cursory account of the situation of the Roman Civil War, and then began to complain:

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Nowadays, the most difficult problem we encounter in cross-time and space trade is that the total tonnage of ships in Alexandria in Egypt is too small, the shipping capacity is insufficient, and Egypt does not produce wood for shipbuilding, even if it wants to build a large shipyard. This, combined with piracy around the Mediterranean, has led to a backlog of cargo in Alexandria, which is neither shipped nor exchanged for what we want...... So I hope you can brainstorm and come up with a feasible countermeasure here......"

However, just as Wang Qiu was wielding a laser pointer and talking, and everyone was sitting down and listening, a group of uninvited guests full of malice quietly visited the Forbidden Forest on the mountain behind Hogwarts Castle......

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Outside the back door of Hogwarts Castle, at the edge of the Forbidden Forest, the Forester's Hut

In the original Harry Potter books, the woodranger's hut made of rough stones and logs is supposed to contain Hagrid, a half-giant forester with a bearded slag and a parasol, and a large black dog named "Tooth".

But in the Forbidden Forest Lodge at this Hogwarts theme park, the half-giant ranger is replaced by a black security guard - after all, this is not really a magic forest, but just an ordinary plantation, except for the rabbits and foxes that can be found everywhere in the Scottish Highlands, there are absolutely no eight-eyed spiders that like to eat human flesh, and there are no precious mandrakes, handsome centaurs, and beautiful unicorns. Even Hogwarts Castle on the hill doesn't have any active students who like to swim at night...... If there is, it's a live cosplay for young tourists!

So, the black security guard, who had little vigilance and no guns, paid the price for his usual slackness tonight - as he was napping at the table as usual, he was kicked open and sieveed with a miniature silencer......

Moments later, the body of the hapless black security guard was quickly dragged away and hidden, while Sir Roderick, the former head of the British Ministry of Magic's Executive Division, the commander of the British Paranormal Combat Force, who had just been laid off and unemployed, stood casually on the bloodstained pine floor, pouring a cup of hot tea from a copper kettle, holding an infrared telescope, and looking intently at Hogwarts Castle, about a mile away.

At this time, the swarthy castle was casting a huge shadow in the moonlight, but there were also sporadic lights shining in the castle.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Now it's time to assign combat missions, and I'll personally lead all the wizards and an elite commando team to infiltrate Hogwarts Castle through the secret passages, reclaim our old base, and eliminate the Ministry of Magic lackeys and Scottish rebels. ”

After staring intently for a long time, Sir Roderick finally turned around and explained his final battle plan to the wizarding subordinates and mercenary squad leaders around him, "...... As for the rest of the large force, it was responsible for suppressing the village of Hogsmeade - there was no need to worry about the large number of people gathered there, few of whom were armed. Moreover, from the standpoint of these foreigners, there is no reason to use force against us......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Excuse me, can you confirm that our old prefect is in the castle? Sir. An English wizard raised his hand and asked

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Yes, Harry. Gordon was in the ballroom. Sir nodded through gritted teeth, "...... Tonight is his death! (To be continued......)