Li Xiaoxing's family was fooled for the second time, which made me sigh.

The abbot waved his hand proudly: "You can't blame Li Xiaoxing for his low IQ, the main reason is that my deception is too high, let me tell you, if I enter the underworld, do you still need to do it?" At that station, as soon as he made a bold statement, the wizard had to fall to the ground and jump into the soul pool by himself. Xu You, do you want to apprentice? ”

I waved my hand: "Don't talk about these useless things. I said, Abbot, you don't know how to catch ghosts, what are you doing with this job? In case Li Xiaoxing is delayed, how lacking is morality? ”

The abbot stiffened his neck: "Why am I lacking virtue?" I'm telling you. My chanting had an effect, and Li Xiaoxing woke up that night and talked to me, otherwise, how would I know that there was a treasure under the cornfield? ”

I asked him, "In this case, Li Xiaoxing's illness is cured?" ”

The abbot scratched his scalp: "That's not likely. I guess. He should have relapsed after I was gone. Why don't you go and see him? ”

I sighed, "It's good to see." Abbot, what did Li Xiaoxing tell you? Why trick you into digging a baby? ”

The abbot shook his head: "How do I know what he is thinking?" He just told me that there was a treasure under the cornfield and told me to dig it quickly. After digging it out, you don't have to worry about eating and drinking for the rest of your life, and you don't have to chant scriptures with a dry mouth anymore. ”

The thin man said in the back: "Maybe Li Xiaoxing knows about the abbot." ”

Wushuang also chimed in: "Maybe so. We can know whether the abbot is the immortal or not, and what is going on with Wen Yu's life experience. Even what does Lao Hei do. What kind of grudge does he have with the Wizards......"

A few of us analyzed the hilariousness. The sloppy Taoist priest poured cold water on us: "These don't seem to be of much use to us, the most important thing is for everyone to live a good life." ”

We had to nod: "That's right, these things really don't have much to do with us. ”

The sloppy Taoist priest waved his hand: "If it's okay, I'll go clean up Lao Chen's yard." I didn't know what the little star was, so I didn't go. ”

I looked at the thin man: "What about you?" ”

Before the thin man could speak, the fat man preemptively said, "I've been busy all night, and I haven't eaten yet." What kind of little star, you don't need so many of us to stir up the crowd. ”

The thin man nodded and said approvingly: "Yes, I will use the idiom of "rejuvenating the teacher and moving the people". Then he looked at me and said, "Xu You, we won't go." Call us if anything. ”

I nodded: "It's okay, there are too many people who go and scare Mama Li again." I thought Li Xiaoxing was seriously ill. ”

I looked at Wushuang: "Do you want to eat good?" Li Xiaoxing's food is good. ”

Wushuang yawned: "You don't have to tempt me. I'm curious, it's okay to go with you. ”

I said goodbye to the people of Wuji. It departed from Daishing Village.

I have Li Xiaoxing in my heart, and my steps are a little fast. After all, they are roommates for four years, and no one wants anyone to have an accident.

Wushuang saw me walking in a hurry, and couldn't help asking, "You two shouldn't have any ambiguity, right?" Look at your anxious ......"

I waved my hand: "What an ambiguity." You're the best at this boring thing all day long. Hurry up, I'm afraid I'll be close to death if it's too late. ”

Wushuang muttered: "What are you afraid of when you die." Let's go to the underworld and call him back. In fact, everyone knows that the underworld has the rules of the underworld, and after we die, we can't do anything about it.

Wushuang sped up two steps and kept up with me.

After the two of us left the village, we immediately called a car and galloped all the way to Li Xiaoxing's house.

Wushuang asked me on the way, "Did you bring any money?" ”

I touched my pocket: "Oops, I forgot." ”

Wushuang sighed: "Why are you like this? Sitting without money, the master heard it, can't he drive us down? ”

I pulled out the peachwood sword with a smile on my face: "It's okay, let's carry the murder weapon." ”

The two of us discussed in front of the taxi driver how to carjack and kill people for a while. Played a big joke with the driver.

I thought he would be scared, but unexpectedly, he actually said quietly: "Master Xu, don't joke with me, I still know you well." ”

I was surprised, "You know me?" ”

The driver smiled: "I know, I also asked you to buy insurance." ”

I nodded blankly, unable to remember who he was.

After a while, the taxi stopped in front of Li Xiaoxing's house, and I said to the driver, "You wait a while." I went into the house and asked my classmates for money. ”

The driver waved his hand: "No, you helped me so much at the beginning, what is this car money." He didn't want to live or die, and drove away.

Wushuang stood at the door and looked at me approvingly: "Not bad." ”

I waved my hand, "That's it." I'm Song Gongming from Taiyuan. "But when I look at Wushuang, I probably don't know who Song Gongming is.

I smiled to myself and knocked on the door.

It took a long time for Li Xiaoxing's door to be knocked open by me. An unkempt woman poked her head out. I watched it for a long time before I realized that it was Mama Li.

I was taken aback: "Ah...... Auntie, what's wrong with you? ”

Mama Li's cloudy eyes suddenly brightened: "Is it Xu You?" Is that you? ”

I nodded, "It's me." I heard from the abbot that Xiaoxing was sick, so I came to see him. ”

It's okay not to mention the abbot, but when he mentions him, Li's mother is angry: "That big liar." What do you say, he is a living immortal, curing all diseases, exorcism and demon hunting. took a lot of money from me, and he didn't take care of our Xiaoxing's illness at all. ”

Mama Li let us in. I saw a brazier in the middle of the room. There were stacks of paper money around, and there should have been three or four sacks in them.

I was startled and asked her, "Why did you burn paper money?" Xiaoxing, should he be ......?"

Mother Li wiped away a handful of tears: "Xiaoxing is still alive, but it's almost there." I'm worth a lot of money, and I burned it to that ghost. I hope they take the money, so they won't harm our little star. ”

She led us into the house, and as she went, she said, "All this paper money is left over from my paper shop." I spent money when I bought it, and I was reluctant to throw it away, so I kept it with the garbage, but I didn't expect it to come in handy now. ”

I saw that she was crying sadly, and deliberately chatted with her to divert her attention: "The paper shop is very profitable, why don't you open it?" ”

Speaking of this, Li's mother cried again: "Xiaoxing has the ability, he goes to work with a big boss and earns a lot of money every day." I'll stay at home and enjoy myself. Hey, now he's so sick that he can't go to work. ”

Mama Li pushed open a door, pointed to the bed inside, and said, "Go ahead, he's lying on the bed." Xu You, you are also a cultivator, you can see, what is going on with him? ”

We saw that the house was full of talismans. Hanging prayer flags, crosses...... There were six or seven bodhisattvas, and the smoke was so thick that I coughed.

Wushuang couldn't help frowning: "So many bodhisattvas, aren't you afraid that they will fight?" ”

The two of us walked inside the house. saw Li Xiaoxing lying sideways against the wall.

I reached out and tried to pull him over.

Wushuang reached out and stopped me: "Don't worry. Take a closer look. ”

I looked at her strangely, "What's wrong?" ”

Wushuang said, "Have you forgotten your cousin?" What if there is fraud in this? ”

I nodded, "That's right, we'd better be cautious." ”

I pulled out the peachwood sword from my arms, and then stabbed Li Xiaoxing with the tip of the sword. His body shook twice as I stabbed him. Then I used my mahogany sword and slowly turned his body over.

Li Xiaoxing's body was crooked, and he lay on the bed with his back to the sky.

I turned my head to look at his face, and I was startled. Hurriedly jumped back, pointed at him with a peachwood sword, and shouted: "Who are you?" ”

Wushuang looked at me nervously: "What's wrong?" ”

I looked solemn: "This person is not Li Xiaoxing." ”

Wushuang reacted surprisingly quickly at this time: "This person is not Li Xiaoxing?" What about the woman outside? Is it Mama Li? ”

I hurriedly said, "She's not right, let's hurry up." ”

I hurriedly walked out with Wushuang in my hand. As soon as the door was pulled, it happened that Mama Li came over. Two cups of hot water in his hand. The three of us couldn't avoid anyone, and we collided into a ball, and freshly boiled water was poured on the heads of the three of us.

The confusion lasted three or four minutes. Wushuang and I retreated to the corner, wiping the water droplets on our heads, carrying a peachwood sword, and pointing at Mama Li: "What's the matter with you?" Why do you want to harm us? ”

Li's mother looked innocent: "This kid, what are you talking about?" When did I hurt you? ”

I turned my head to look at the room: "It's not Li Xiaoxing lying inside at all, you don't even know your son." Say, who told you to harm us? ”

Mama Li sighed: "After Xiaoxing got sick, her appearance became like that, and I couldn't help it." If you look closely, in fact, you can see that he is Xiaoxing. ”

I walked into the room suspiciously and took a closer look at the face. The beard on his face was unshaven, and his hair almost grew into a piece. This rugged appearance doesn't match Li Xiaoxing's usual style.

In fact, not only the beard, but also his face has become thin and fat, and even a bit like a Chinese character face, which has become a lot more atmospheric than before.

I looked at it carefully for a while: "That's right, this kid is indeed Li Xiaoxing." ”

I asked Mama Li, who was standing at the door, "How did he become like this?" ”

Mother Li shook her head: "I don't know, he went on a business trip with the unit, and he was fine when he came back." I had dinner with me, and then I didn't wake up, and I slept until now, and my face slowly changed. If I hadn't looked at him every day, I'm afraid I wouldn't have dared to recognize him. ”

I scratched my head, "That's weird." I've never heard of something dirty that can change a person's appearance. ”