guessed that Lin Zhengying's book friend was next, so smart! I deeply feel that some (Hong Kong) movies and TV series at the beginning really have an inexplicable charm! It makes people feel nostalgic and nostalgic!! Now the feeling has lost that mesmerizing charm

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The person who broke through the door was Ah Fang, a villager in the village, at this time his face was pale, and he shouted in a trance, where is Uncle Jiu?

Wen Cai stepped forward to support Ah Fang and said, "What's wrong, what's wrong?" So anxious. ”

Ah Fang wanted to speak, but when he saw Uncle Nine coming over, he left his words before running to Uncle Nine, obviously compared to Uncle Nine, Uncle Nine is more credible.

"Uncle Nine, there's an accident outside, my brother seems to have been captured by a monster......" After speaking, he sat down on the ground, as if he told Uncle Nine that anything could be solved, although things were almost always the same!

Uncle Nine reacted quickly and said to the apprentices: "Tingting, Ah Dao, you two stay at home, Yue Xuan and Wen Cai take the guys, Qiusheng carries Ah Fang on his back, let's hurry up and go to the accident site," everyone agreed and did their own thing, Uncle Nine is profound, and he usually deals with such things as ghosts and zombies in the village, and is a respected exorcist on the guard side.

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Under the guidance of Ah Fang, everyone came to the front of Ah Fang's house, Uncle Nine looked at the banana forest in front of the house, pulled out a red line from the front of the house to a banana tree, and then looked at the demonic spirit in the banana forest, so he reminded and said: "There are trees here, don't go near the banana tree!"

Along the way, Wen Cai was already a little scared, and he was resting with a banana tree in his hand before, and immediately let go of the tree after listening to Uncle Jiu's words. The body also fell backwards, but unexpectedly, a hand suddenly reached out from behind the tree and grabbed his shoulder. Wen Cai let out an "ah", retreated violently, and brought out the person who was holding him. Wen Cai broke free from the man, and when he looked over, he saw that the man's eyes were closed, his face was sallow, and he looked overindulged and collapsed.

At this time, Ah Fang on the side looked at the man and exclaimed, "Brother, Uncle Nine, he is my younger brother!" Then looking at his miserable appearance, he asked Uncle Nine worriedly, "Uncle Nine, can he still be saved like this?" ”

Uncle Nine stepped forward to check the situation, then looked up at the situation around him, and said, "Carry him to the house first, and then talk about the rest!"

…… After stabilizing Ah Fang's younger brother's situation first, Uncle Nine stood by the window, looked out and said to the three apprentices: "This merry banana female ghost, if you don't lead her, you won't come out." Only a virgin can lure her out! As soon as he finished speaking, he found that the three apprentices were looking at him together. It means that the master is a virgin, so why bother the apprentices with such a professional thing.

Uncle Jiu's old face turned imperceptibly red, and he coughed: "What are you doing with me?" What do you want you to do? Which of you goes? Hurry up! Although the tone was the same as usual, it seemed to be a little annoyed.

Qiusheng and Wencai looked at Wang Yuexuan again, counting on the most capable senior brother to seduce the merry female ghost to come out.

Virgin? Wang Yuexuan was a little speechless, buddy is not anymore! Thinking of his beautiful girls, thinking of the "sexual blessings" that he slept with in the past, and then looking at the expectant eyes of his junior brother, the master looked at you, Wang Yuexuan felt that Yali Mountain was big, as if he had failed the great hopes of the party* and the country.

Finally, Wang Yuexuan still said: "Eh, I think Qiusheng is more suitable than me, you look at that handsome appearance, you can definitely successfully attract female ghosts!" Just lure her out and I'll take care of the rest! ”

The three masters and apprentices are all human spirits, and they saw Wang Yuexuan's unnaturalness and understood that he should not meet the "conditions". Qiusheng haha smiled, as if he felt that he had finally defeated Wang Yuexuan once. (Virgin, proud)

"Don't worry! I'm going to lure her out! Senior brother, when did you break it...... Place? When he said a word of zuihou, he had already laughed and ran to prepare.

Uncle Nine looked at Wang Yuexuan meaningfully, and said, "Yue Xuan, our discipline, when you don't practice kung fu at home, it's best to keep a pillar of optimus!" In this way, you will be able to reach a higher realm in the future, if you break it before you reach the innate realm...... I will work harder in the future! ”

Wang Yuexuan was helpless for a while, and at the same time keenly noticed that Uncle Nine seemed to be deeply touched! He was deeply touched?? Isn't he a "place" either? Seeing that there was no one around, Wang Yuexuan whispered to Uncle Jiu: "Master, are you ......?"

Uncle Nine has always been very open to Wang Yuexuan, a person who is also a disciple and a friend. He glanced lightly at the gossipy apprentice, "I once had a relationship with my junior sister and your senior aunt, and then we broke up!" This time I went out, just to see her zuihou, she didn't say anything, just handed over Ah Dao to me......" (the author's new setting, don't spray, don't dig deeper)

Wang Yuexuan was a little thundered, Uncle Nine was married, of course he was not a virgin, so ...... Dao? Wang Yuexuan saw that the master was still a little sentimental about the death of his aunt or his mother, "That master, Ah Dao is ......"

Uncle Nine restrained his sentimental expression and restored his witty and hard-hearted nature. Speaking of Ah Dao, he still has a feeling of incomprehension, "My sister and I have not remarried since we separated, and my sister-in-law has always been alone, my Maoshan faction has always been subdued and eliminated demons, and there is no mercy for zombies!" In addition, the junior sister is upright, and there is no room for sand in her eyes! Under normal circumstances, even if Ah Dao is still young, she has never harmed anyone, but she will definitely kill him. But before she died, she handed over the zombie Ah Dao to me to take care of. I don't know what the reason is, and I don't want to find out if he is my sister and my child through secret methods, I just want to take good care of him, find a way to get rid of his zombie identity, experience human birth, old age, sickness and death, joy, anger and sorrow! (Thunder Man No!!) ⊙_⊙b Khan)

Then he said to Wang Yuexuan, who was already a little numb on the side, "You are my most valued apprentice, if I go first, you must help me take care of him and complete my unfinished business!" ”

Wang Yuexuan came back to his senses, his mood became a little heavy, Uncle Nine is now in his fifties and almost sixty, and his life span should not be much, although he originally just wanted to stay in this shijie for a few more years and leave, but looking at Uncle Jiu's expectant appearance, he said firmly: "Master, don't worry, I will definitely do it!"

Uncle Nine patted Wang Yuexuan on the shoulder with relief and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I won't die so soon!" Now, let's get that banana girl ghost done first! ”

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When Wang Yuexuan was talking to Uncle Jiu, Qiusheng followed Uncle Jiu's instructions, dressed up like a groom, and then tied a pair of dragon and phoenix candles with a red rope as a matchmaker to seduce the female ghost and light the candles. Then he threw one end of the rope tied to the dragon and phoenix candle to the banana forest, and the other end was taken to the house and tied to his toes with a slipknot, lying on the bed to cheer up, pretending to sleep, and waiting for the banana girl ghost to come. Wen Cai nestled under the bed, holding a magic mirror and preparing for support.

The two brothers talked for a while, then stopped and waited patiently for the female ghost to take the bait.

Outside the room, the red dragon and phoenix candles tied to the ground and the red silk thread connected to a banana tree are like a qualified matchmaker pulling the perverted girl who is about to move!

In the plantain forest, an unknown flower suddenly bloomed! A cloud of light and shadow jumped out of the center of the flower, and the light and shadow kept moving on the banana tree, and when it moved to the banana tree tied with a red rope, it moved into the room along the pull of the red thread, and the red thread only moved slightly.

Qiusheng was originally waiting for the female ghost to come, but after a long time, he couldn't help but be a little relaxed, and in the blink of an eye, there was a sudden extra woman in the sky above him. But seeing that the woman has long hair, a bewitching and beautiful face, and her eyes seem to be wearing red eyeshadow, although she is a ghost, I have to say that she is really beautiful!

Seeing that she was dressed in a red gauze dress, the clothes did not conform to the conservative characteristics of this era at all. The snow-white body under the gauze is also looming, the chest is wrapped in a red bra, half revealing the soft twin peaks, and the lower body is a sarong with the upper body like a modern miniskirt. The beautiful legs are still grinding, with the misty eyes, looking hungry and thirsty.

Qiusheng's will is quite firm, and although he was also shocked and confused when he saw the female ghost, his first reaction was to gesture to Wencai under the bed.

He didn't know that Wencai was also impatient to wait, and at this time he was looking at the opposite direction of his gesturing. Qiusheng saw that the female ghost was still squinting and enjoying the general grinding of her legs, ready to gesture to the other side, but a red silk on the top fell quickly, tied her wrists, and then the other hand, followed by her legs. Qiusheng was shocked, and when he was about to open his mouth to shout, his mouth was also sealed with a red silk cloth!

The female ghost opened her eyes, looked at the immobilized Qiusheng with a smile full of spring, raised her hands to her chest and gently untied her clothes, and the red silk tied with Qiusheng also automatically and slowly pulled him into the air......